Australopithecus deyiremeda is your newest evolutionary ancestor.
STDs are just another reason hookup apps are gross.
The proud name of FIFA is being “dragged through the mud”.
The Iranian Dept. of Love has a new dating website.
A new childrearing battle has arisen: Cat Dad vs. Tiger Mom.
“We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky.”
We’ll all die eventually but true extinction won’t happen for awhile.
LOL LOL LOL! Wedgie isn’t the only slang in the dictionary now.
Just another reason why dogs are the best.
death of the fringes
life imitating art
human evolution 2: electric boogaloo
50 shades of doin it
we all scream for ice cream
nuclear accidents happen
I vant to ve a vampire
bad dog! and pigs and rats. and humans
ready your pitchforks. or just forks. whatever
art is anything you can get away with
NOT THE BEES!!!!!
PRINT IS NOT DEAD!