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Weekly Alibi
 Dec 10 - 16, 2009 
There's only two weeks until Christmas, do you know where your presents are?
NEWS/OPINION
A new mayor and fresh city council convene for the first time.
Websclusive: How Health Reform Can Get You Laid
Our resident nurse offers a few talking points to help you achieve a naughty roll in the manger this holiday season.
MUSIC
Captain America explains why he cut off his hippie hair.
FOOD
Getting "chili" at one of the funkiest eateries in town.
FILM & TV
Steven Seagal gets his own cop reality show, what?
ARTS/LIT
A discussion with Demetria Martinez, New Mexican poet, author and former Albuquerque Journal religion editor.
FREE WILL ASTROLOGY

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The Daily Word In Zombie Cats, Early Menses and Disco

The Daily Word

The new Ghostbusters movie has an all female cast!

Drinking soda may cause early menses.

This woman had 13 pounds of pot hidden in her car and had no idea. I’ve only ever found a kind of scratched cd labeled “DAD’S MIX” in my car :(

A thoughtful piece on Tent City.

In Florida they have zombie cats!

Here is a disco version of "Suicide Is Painless" .

Some tips on surviving catastrophe.

and it's Sarah McLachlan's birthday today!

Alibi Picks

Time to Stand Up

From Flaccid To Fantastic!

This lecture covers and discusses the common causes of erectile dysfunction.

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The Daily Word in ferrets, babies, shredding guitarists and penile fractures

The Daily Word

If you hear voices in your head you should talk back to them.

A “Death Test” at hospitals would give elderly patients a choice.

Three pet ferrets chewed a baby’s face off.

A baby in Arizona was born without eyeballs.

Eddie Van Halen turns 60 today!

A serious blizzard is hitting the Northeastern part of the U.S.

Blizzard of Ozz is a seriously amazing album that came out in 1980. It marked the debut of Ozzy Osbourne's solo project, and featured the late, great Randy Rhoads on guitar.

Here's how to tie a neck tie 30 different ways.

Prehistoric Shark Alert!

Sarah Palin claims to be interested in running for President in 2016.

Here are 5 of Sarah Palin’s most insane and incoherent moments.

And the most dangerous sex position is:

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