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The Daily Word in Fantasy, Romance and Mite Orgies

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It's Velen-Times! Use this quiz to find out which of your sexual fantasies are shared by your mate. Don't worry. Only matching perversions show up in the results. Your secret "Bernie on a jet ski" dream will never get out.

EPFL scientists have developed a robot arm that is strong enough to pick up heavy objects, but sensitive enough to pick up an egg. Sexbot wars, engage!

If you can't figure out how to make your partner dump you in 10 seconds flat, call a taxi and cross your fingers that ABQ's Karaoke cab shows up (like gonorrhea, it appears when you least expect it).

Life-sized Star Wars sculptures made entirely from Legos are making an appearance at the New York Toy Fair. (Editor's note: Insert virgin nerd joke here).

How's this for romance? Mites are having sex on your face right now. I think that counts as an orgy. High five!

Want to make your partner feel like an under-achiever? Tell them about the man who cycled from India to Sweden to be with his sweetheart. (Don't mention that if it hadn't worked out, this whole thing would have been about the world's creepiest stalker, instead).

If you miss tonight's love fest at the aquarium, you can still catch up on all the sexy underwater happenings in the marine world with this intensely erotic look at fish sex.

Are you a hopeless un-romantic who hates this ridiculous holiday? Well you're not alone. Read this op-ed by self-proclaimed "Valentine's Day Grinch", Winthrope Quigley of the ABQ Journal.

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The Daily Word in Scalia's death, setting bail and cannabis oil

The Daily Word

Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia has died.

New Mexico's system of capital outlay will remain business as usual.

There's a new bill proposing to give New Mexico judges more leniency when setting bail.

An Albuquerque child is having their epilepsy treated with cannabis oil with encouraging results.

Construction on the Albuquerque Rapid Transit line could begin as soon as May.

State legislators are making progress toward Department of Homeland Security ID compliance with a new REAL ID bill.

A new house bill make exempt insurers and employers from having to make workers compensation reimbursements for medical cannabis.

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Literature

Poetic Saturdays

Horrible Valen-times rhyme

Bad poetry for your valentine.
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S'all Good!

Monday, Feb 15: Better Call Saul Season Two Premiere Watch Party

Watch the premiere with other fans plus live painting of the characters in the show, vendors, food, beer and prizes.
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A Romantic Recital

Sunday, Feb 14: Boyz II Men • R&B

Musical ruminations on love and life.

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The Daily Word in recognizing your privilege, a Peyton Manning impersonator and murder

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In a surprising turn of events, the teen convicted of killing his five family members will be sentenced as a juvenile and could be released by the the age of 21.

83-year-old ex-priest arrested in connection with the death of a young woman in 1960.

Introducing Equipay, an app that divides the bill based on privilege.

Misty Copeland recreates famous Degas paintings, is flawless.

For only $10, you can have a printout of your very own gif.

OK Go's latest music video was shot in zero gravity, seriously.

Jimmy Fallon talks to... Peyton Manning?

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Event Horizon

R-eel Love

Sunday, Feb 14: That's A Moray

Indulge your animal instincts with the a guided tour learning about the exotic, erotic and often curious romantic rituals of aquatic animals.

Literature

New Science Fiction at Page 1 Books

Mark G. Cosman talks about his new work, Descent of the Gods.
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Nerd Out in More Ways Than One

Saturday, Feb 13: Comic Book Shakespeare

A hands-on workshop leads participants through creating their own manga/graphic version of Hamlet's soliloquy, 'To be or not to be.'

The Daily Word in Racism, Periods and Linguistics

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Morgan Stanley has to pay 3.2 billion for their involvement to the mortgage crisis.

“We’re all Africans,” says the rich white lady speaking to other rich white people.

The casual and cool NASA Administrator Charles Bolden talks about Mars and how he had to plead to get into the naval academy.

This one goes out to all my word-nerds.

No, Uber and Lyft are totally legal now!

Justice may exist in the US, starting with Ferguson.

Because bleeding out the hoohah is SUPER luxurious.

The City of Cleveland just told Tamir Rice’s family that they have to pay for the emergency medical services he required after being shot because why stop their trauma after killing their child?!

Today's Events

That's A Moray at ABQ BioPark Aquarium

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Indulge your animal instincts with the a guided tour learning about the exotic, erotic and often curious romantic rituals of aquatic animals.

Stupid F***ing Bird at KiMo Theatre

Boyz II Men • R&B at Legends Theater @ Route 66 Casino

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