V.20 No.47 |
The Daily Word in Egypt, UFOs and free rides
By Marisa Demarco [ Fri Nov 25 2011 11:04 AM ]
Tavern Taxi will drive you home for free this weekend if you've had a few drinks. Good for anywhere in Bernalillo County. 999-1400.
Black Friday shopping rage.
Businesses struggle on Lead, and road construction through the holiday season could mean local shops won't survive.
More UFO sightings in New Mexico than usual.
Since the Republicans don't want him, ex-Gov. Gary Johnson might go Libertarian.
Sandiago's Mexican Grill cooks up a Thanksgiving feast for foster kids and their families.
Egyptians protest the military regime.
Journalist talks about her assault in Egypt by riot police.
The world's first full face transplant.
The rogue ad man behind Buy Nothing Day and the Occupy movement.
Changes to the Catholic mass.
Famous people who died in 2011.
V.20 No.31 | 8/4/2011
The Daily Word with drunk children, airline shutdowns, dyslexia, gluten and Amy Winehouse secrets
By Laura Marrich [ Wed Aug 3 2011 11:55 AM ]
Santa Fe 12-year-old charged with DWI.
It’s plague season: the fifth case of Hantavirus has been reported in N.M.
After nickel-and-diming the debt ceiling, lawmakers ran out to summer recess before resolving an FAA shutdown that’s costing taxpayers $1 billion a month.
The U.S. is finally joining the developed world by moving birth control under health insurance coverage—but there are some catches and a whole lot of misinformation.
A new font designed to help dyslexics read.
The FDA still hasn’t defined when foods can be labeled “gluten free.”
If your house was on fire, would you take this stuff with you?
Ousted Egyptian leader Hosni Mubarak stands trail.
Pro-bike mayor of Vilnius, Lithuania says “Nice parking job, asshole!” to a Mercedes ... with a tank.
Steer clear of ground turkey for a while.
Haiti braces for tropical storm Emily, more devastation.
Everyone stop what you’re doing: Miley Cyrus got a “gay marriage” tattoo.
Also, Amy Winehouse was secretly engaged.
V.20 No.30 |
The Daily Word with Out of Control Ravers, White Watermelon Seeds and Drunk Cops
By Tom Nayder [ Fri Jul 29 2011 12:26 PM ]
Apple has more cash on hand than the US government.
Albuquerque firefighters vote no confidence in Chief James Breen.
Former President Bush finally explains his deer in the headlights reaction to 9/11 news.
Cop towing DARE trailer ironically charged with DWI.
Out of control ravers shut down Hollywood.
What's the deal with white watermelon seeds?
The 17 greatest celebrity photobombs.
Olivia Wilde did a fake nude scene. DAMN YOU SCIENCE!
What's the point of having friends if you can't be mean to them?
I'm going to make this marbled coconut bread tomorrow If you guys want to come over and hang out.
Did three British boys time travel to medieval England?
V.20 No.13 |
The Daily Word: Giffords, Libya defections, bug-eating
By Marisa Demarco [ Thu Mar 31 2011 10:38 AM ]
A woman who let her friend drive drunk is being charged with a DWI.
Rep. Pearce says something something "constitutional" something "don't' give money to public broadcasting."
Charges against the local nonprofit that sent human heads to a Kansas medical waste facility were dropped.
Someone put an explosive near an APD car this morning.
Do you know this guy? He stole a computer from UNM by picking it up and walking away.
Secretary of State says the guv may have breached campaign law.
Arizona outlawed abortions that are performed because of the sex or race of the fetus.
Maybe we will eat bugs when there's no more meat.
Is it too soon to ask: Will Giffords run for Senate?
Spoiler: The "Top Chef All Stars" winner.
Birth rate in the U.S. dropping fast.
Google makes baby steps toward social networking and "liking."
The cosmonaut who fell to earth.
V.20 No.9 |
The Daily Word: NPR CEO Resigns, Ron Bell DWI Conviction, California Fish Kill
By Tom Nayder [ Wed Mar 9 2011 10:04 AM ]
Gov. Pat Quinn is set to sign legislation to abolish death penalty in Illinois.
Fire destroys 13 homes in Silver City.
Gang rape of 11-year-old girl in Texas leads to the arrest of 18 men and teenagers.
Pennsylvania farmhouse fire kills seven children.
Ron Bell found guilty on DWI charges.
Drivers illegally detained for using large bills on toll roads.
Utah lawmakers passed a bill forcing public school teachers to teach that the United States is a republic, not a democracy, because "Democracy" sort of has the word "Democrat" in it.
Victim's father vows to murder child killer if he gets out of prison.
Top ten things Newt Gingrich doesn't want you to know about Newt Gingrich.
Millions of dead anchovies clog shoreline in Redondo Beach.
Mexican police chief seeks US asylum.
A history of our attempts at communication with aliens.
Teacher quits after students discover her porny past.
Leave it to monkeys to invent a new fishing technique.
Al Jazeera announces plans to launch English language children's channel that you will never get to watch because your cable company won't carry it.
Michael Chabon is creating a show for HBO about magicians who fight Nazis!
Check out McDonald's
Because sometimes an ear of corn is not an ear of corn, or how to interpret your food dreams.
Angry Burger King customer
Have you tried Sonic's new hot dogs?
Watch every Power Ranger ever battle at the same time!
I wish there was something nerdier I could read to my kids instead of Goodnight Moon.
Here's a nice gallery of 1970s Japanese sci-fi art.
RIP Mike Starr, original bassist for Alice In Chains.
Watch the pilot to the Clarissa Explains It All sequel that never made it to air.
V.19 No.47 |
The Daily Word 11.25.10: Snow!, adopt a turkey, South Korea
By Marisa Demarco [ Thu Nov 25 2010 10:50 AM ]
A bird in a bird in a bird in a pig.
Or, adopt a turkey instead of eating it.
Many police officers will be out patrolling for drunk drivers today.
I-40 re-opens after a big car smash. I-25 closed at Menaul.
There were few women at the first Thanksgiving. (So let the turkey burn. Have a beer.)
Sheriff admits to selling old body armor to military personnel, resigns.
How Obama and Palin will spend Thanksgiving.
South Korea's defense chief steps down.
Feds working to ban chemicals in herbal synthetic marijuana.
This woman was trapped for 20 days in a bathroom.
Lord Flight is sorry for saying changes to welfare would give poor people an incentive to breed.
V.19 No.43 |
The Daily Word 10.29.10: Deputy gets bombed, bears get shot, casino gets hosed
By John Bear [ Fri Oct 29 2010 12:08 AM ]
Video of deputy getting arrested for DWI. Priceless.
You can now shoot more bears, and cougars. That's not cool, man.
Oh my god, the deputy getting arrested is just too funny.
Dude shoots other dude, gets no jail time.
Sandia Casino gets hosed for $1.2 million.
Four-year-old can be sued for negligence, judge says.
Killer goat was not sick, just horny.
Halliburton implicated in BP well failure. Surprised?
Somali militants execute teenage girls.
Allen Iverson to play basketball in Turkey.
Pope says Stephen Hawking is wrong, God created the world. God not available for comment.
V.19 No.34 |
Track Marks: I say don't drink and drive, you might spill your drink
By Patricia Sauthoff [ Thu Aug 26 2010 4:21 PM ]
Use it. Please.
V.19 No.30 |
The Daily Word 08.04.10: Meat House, Gorilla Glass, Drew Carey
By Tom Nayder [ Wed Aug 4 2010 9:46 AM ]
Why would someone try to kill Iranian President Ahmadinejad?
I guess the leaking Gulf oil well is plugged for now.
Wyclef Jean says he will run for president of Haiti. What could go wrong?
Family facing foreclosure finds a copy of Action Comics #1 in an old dresser.
When the bank forecloses on my house, I want to live in a meat house.
Is organized crime placing hackers in big companies? Probably.
Mayor Berry unveils a new policy for city employees charged with DWI.
Here are ten criminals proven innocent after execution.
What's going on with all the olds in Tokyo?
Shoplifter runs out of store, forgets baby.
After operating a family farm for 378 years, the Tuttles are calling it quits.
Don't buy food in any of these gross-ass stadiums.
Being alone on your birthday may be the greatest present of them all.
Barnes & Noble puts itself up for sale.
Loading PDFs on your iPhone could lead to trouble.
99% of all UFO videos are bullshit, what about these?
Matt Lauer gets the first post-presidential George W. Bush interview.
A field guide to the 20 people you meet on Facebook (#10 is the worst).
God bless the person who combined Kanye West's tweets with New Yorker cartoons.
Mythbusters is renewed for another seven (!!!) seasons.
I like my Drew Carey on the chubby side.
V.19 No.22 |
The Daily Word 6.9.10: Mother Theresa gets dissed, a gay bar opens up, betting on the World Cup
By Patricia Sauthoff [ Wed Jun 9 2010 8:12 AM ]
Another reason to walk? The DWI Resource Center is fresh out of cash.
It's Pride week, and Albuquerque is getting a new gay bar. Fabulous!
You can cross dress there, but don't try it in Dubai.
Soap operas save the world.
It's not a UFO, it's just a new comet.
Have you joined a World Cup pool yet? Super smart economy writer Felix Salmon breaks down the real cost.
Sticks and stones can get you shot. Better stick with words.
V.19 No.15 |
The Daily Word 04.15.10: The pope speaks, porn virus, cilantro
By Marisa Demarco [ Thu Apr 15 2010 9:51 AM ]
Too many body parts at the Office of the Medical Investigator.
Local lawyer convicted of DWI after hitting the curb with his Mercedes. Now police say he hit his wife with that car, too.
The Albuquerque Main Post Office will be open until midnight so you can send in your taxes on time.
Lost Albuquerque cat found in Chicago.
Inmates scam Uncle Sam by filing returns for fake jobs.
Some people hate cilantro.
Porn virus publishes your web history on the Internet.
All these earthquakes are just a coincidence.
In Switzerland, people can hire horrifying clowns to stalk their children as a birthday present.
V.18 No.35 | 8/27/2009
The Daily Word 08.26.09: Mayor Chavez, Ted Kennedy, Torture, Town Hall
By Jessica Cassyle Carr [ Wed Aug 26 2009 10:40 AM ]
Mayor Chavez schooled opponents at last night’s arts forum.
Ted Kennedy died. He was 77.
Recently released torture documents are sick and sad.
Dude got his 22nd DWI on Monday.
New Mexico wants you to get a flu shot.
Young blue-footed booby (a bird from the Galapagos Islands) appears at Conchas Lake.
Richardson wants to export New Mexican food to Cuba. Hey Cuba, it’s chile, not chili, OK?
Auto dealers say Cash for Clunkers was successful.
Jim Moran and Howard Dean spoke, or tried to, at an out-of-hand health care town hall last night in Virginia.
Los Angeles is burning, sort of.
Smith’s Food and Drug exercises environmentalism.
Chris Brown got five years of probation, six months community labor, still has awesome dance moves.
Sookie and Bill are gettin’ hitched.
Weather: Temps still in the mid ‘80s, renegade showers possible. (It’s freakin’ nice out this week!)
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