V.20 No.26 | 6/30/2011
Rowdy’s Dream Blog #207: Aliens have landed and are ready to attack.
Aliens have landed and are ready to attack. My drunken and terrified friends fall out of their stilted bungalow onto the street. They urinate profusely in fear. They are silhouetted by the lights of the spacecrafts and their pee splashes and glows. They stagger uncontrollably toward the waiting crafts. From the side I can see the aliens, wearing maroon uniforms and shorts, crouched behind the saucers, their ray guns held ready.
V.20 No.25 |
The Daily Word: Killer Clown For President, Baby Jumping, UFO over London
In the news: will run for congress, don't breathe between 4 and 8 tonight, The Las Conchas fire is 3% contained, attack, expose, No one likes dollar coins, sedentary cities, have a lot in common, preparing for an IPO, devil jumping over babies party, first meteorite recorded in Egypt, weird, Brony, appalling things, combination elliptical machine/office desk chair, make money?, 23-foot squid, menu, Hipster Lord of The Rings, One hundred mummies, dig up Shakespeare, What is ganache?, mothership, Happy Brithday Gary Busey!!!
V.20 No.24 | 6/16/2011
Webgame Wednesday: Abduction
It's nice, every once in a while, to turn the tables. That's what's so great about Abduction. It allows you to take on the role of an alien saucer, zipping across the rural landscape, abducting farmers and cows alike in a handy-dandy tractor beam. Suck up those tasty humans. And if they get too rowdy, drop some rocks on their heads--you can always pick up the bloody giblets later on.
V.20 No.22 |
The Daily Word: Alec Baldwin for Mayor, Upgrade Your iPhone Today, Mass-Grave In Texas
In the news: creeping, decriminalize marijuana, Animal Welfar, fake eviction notices, won't meet, shot to death, that wasn't, doubled his monthly expense account, Twitter was hacked, infections, deep space images, mayor of New York City, today!, lost all of it's UFO files, FBI informant, Good news, The most kissed girl in the world, Why aren't airplane seats designed better?, Peanutweeter, Garfield Minus Garfield, Macho Man Randy Savage, Happy birthday Joan Rivers!!!
V.20 No.17 | 4/28/2011
The Radford Files
Seeing What We Want to See—Including UFOs
People are often unhappy when I can explain an “unexplained” photograph or video. If it’s a hoax, the hoaxers are not happy with me—and neither are the people who fell for it. Nobody likes to be fooled.
V.20 No.16 |
The Daily Word: Long Form Birth Certificate, Secret Nazi UFOs, Rainbow Poo
In the news: releases, haters, hate, location tracking, cold, director of the CIA, ban circumcisions, wrong school, Rainbow poo, caught on camera, Nazi UFOs, discovered, eight horses killed in a barn fire, is on trial, much worse, Sweet Chernobyl graffiti, SETI to shut down, guide, standardized?, here, rescue your photos, raft of fire ants, Things that are overexposed, world's most powerful laser, pay what you can, banned, Cupcake flavored vodka, ninja problem, Be your own souvenir, no chemicals, never captured, rarest, Happy birthday Walter Lantz!!!
V.20 No.15 |
The Daily Word: Scott Owens Goes Free, Gun At School, Secret Recipe For Invisible Ink
In the news: not guilty, loaded gun to school, because they don't know how to spell his name, almost killed, Happy 4/20 Day, torched, job fair, same status as the American flag, secret recipe, in space, while accepting federal dollars, all 1-800 number, can't have nice things, $14,000 on superhero capes, deny science?, loses $1.85 billion in sales, someone unplugs the game, Pluto has a poisonous carbon monoxide atmosphere, crossover, GAAAAHHHH!!!, Actually, it's exactly what you think it is, Is it safe to eat roadkill?, J. Edgar Hoover's interest in UFOs, spider fossil, unpaid royalties, already been answered, Chicken McBites, Happy Birthday George Takei!!!
V.20 No.13 | 3/31/2011
The Daily Word, starring Robert Gibbs, Lady Gaga and Randy Quaid.
In the news: cobra is loose in the Bronx Zoo, Facebook may hire Robert Gibbs, Facebook is full of phoneys, Earth Hour, it was Saturday, amazing plastic from fruit fibers, write a Manifesto, All animals are tasty, Urine-boiled eggs, “Star Whackers” by Randy Quaid, Colorado UFO, Maurice Sendak’s Hobbit illustrations, snakes on a plane, Big Brother tracks you with your cell phone, magazine for the gay military, scientific passion for severed heads, ain’t gonna pee pee my bed tonight, Vandals hit the Albuquerque Karting Club, Lead/Coal Construction, Anasazi building, new nudie bar, drunk driver hit five people, Ben Radford’s Chupa Challenge, Lady Gaga
V.20 No.11 |
The Daily Word: God's Wife, Red Light Cameras, RIP Elizabeth Taylor, Strip Search
In the news: This time our government isn't lying to us, three day wait, losing money, strip search every airline passenger, wearing US Marine uniforms, Explosion at a Jerusalem bus stop, shot and killed, the status of US nuclear spent-fuel storage, security guards, files suit against NM Gas Company, resigning, James O'Keefe, give money, God's wife, Showtime, flying saucer, stoned to death, dead at 79, this guy's, lizard skin, costume, Meet Lu Mao, the 132 pound 3-year-old, redisgning its spaghetti box, Dr. Phil's six biggest scandals, 100 web sites, Charlie Sheen, released, Paranoid Parrot, Koala burgers, Twenty-five, Seven, all sweary, Happy Birthday, Akira Kurosawa!
V.19 No.51 |
The Daily Word 12.29.10: Riots In Russia, Fight Club In Santa Fe, No Cops In Mexico
In the news: in Santa Fe, Stranded travelers in Moscow airports riot, fight to pay off debts, housing recovery, disappears, Neanderthals, local salad bar, conservative, cop with sex toy, Top 10 video games stories of 2010, wreck a car, Calculate, 40 years after his death?, UFO files, eat it!, great novelty sandwiches of 2010, AOL cds, Brussel Sprouts Whopper, it looks pretty cool, Happy birthday Danny McBride!
V.19 No.45 |
The Daily Word 11.17.10: Four Loco, Personal Pie Maker, Bill Nye
In the news: Water main break, China hijacked the internet, warns, banned, animated gifs, 100 leaked body scans, weird ring ufo, King Richard II's tomb, best, Thanksgiving, Harry Potter fan, restaurant, worlds largest lungfish, What's the best cooking oil to use?, trailer, personal pie maker, invented, Bill Nye The Science Guy, this page, Happy birthday Rock Hudson!
V.19 No.45 | 11/11/2010
The Daily Word 11.08.10: Tasmanian tiger pelt, Obama in India and turning skin to blood.
In the news: blue UFO, RockMelt browser, Obama’s in India, Twinkie Diet, climate change, rappers, old man disguise, movie at home, Scientists have turned skin into blood, realtor kept a dead woman in her car, Tasmanian tiger pelt, frog mutations, Coal is closed, Lobos beat Wyoming, Roswell aliens, Bram Stoker
V.19 No.43 |
The Daily Word 11.03.10: Democrats, Republicans, UFO Commissions, Happy Meal Toys
In the news: Republicans will take control of the House, Obama is still president, Voters in San Francisco voted to ban McDonald's Happy Meal toys, rejected, the last time, Susana Martinez, Martin Heinrich, Steve Pearce, will be hanged instead, letter bombs, graph breakup, worst moment, What your pot smoking choices say about you, steal, The Pumpple, moon, destroy, here, insane, worth the hassle?, the longer he lives, Osamu Tezuka's
V.19 No.40 | 10/7/2010
The Daily Word 10.18.10: Beaver’s mom, yetis and UFOs.
In the news: Barbara Billingsly, Beaver’s mom, is dead at 94, Evil Saudi prince kills servant, German chancellor says multicultural society has failed, Osama bin Laden, old woman came back to life, sexy yeti, CPR just got easier, Red Shirts, UFO, police standoff at 12th and Griegos, Church stabbings happen, SUV through a marathon, Jean Claude Van Damme
V.19 No.38 | 9/23/2010
The Daily Word 9.27.10: Segway casualty, Obama in Albuquerque and Kenny Rogers wannabes.
In the news: “October Surpise” from al Qaeda, Segway, footprints in wood, Brazil’s new president, look like Kenny Rogers, GPS unit on your car, Super Stack, Yeti alert!, Ethnic mapping, Stargate shit, spelling errors, The Hobbit, Women apologize more than men, Comic Greg Giraldo, Paris Hilton, Trapped Chilean miners, Mazlan Othman, Dulce, Obama’s in the South Valley, Lillie Jones, Ted Turner’s ranch boss, Denish/Martinez Temple Albert debate, DCF, Google’s birthday, Sean Cassidy’s birthday
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