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V.20 No.26 | 6/30/2011

dreams

Rowdy’s Dream Blog #207: Aliens have landed and are ready to attack.

Aliens have landed and are ready to attack. My drunken and terrified friends fall out of their stilted bungalow onto the street. They urinate profusely in fear. They are silhouetted by the lights of the spacecrafts and their pee splashes and glows. They stagger uncontrollably toward the waiting crafts. From the side I can see the aliens, wearing maroon uniforms and shorts, crouched behind the saucers, their ray guns held ready.

V.20 No.25 |

news

The Daily Word: Killer Clown For President, Baby Jumping, UFO over London

The Daily Word

Former Albuquerque Mayor Martin Chavez will run for congress.

Air quality alert issued for Albuquerque, so don't breathe between 4 and 8 tonight.

The Las Conchas fire is 3% contained.

Taliban attack luxury hotel in Kabul.

Hackers expose Arizona police officers personal info.

No one likes dollar coins.

Albuquerque named one of America's most sedentary cities.

Michelle Bachmann and John Wayne Gacy have a lot in common.

The company behind FarmVille and Mafia Wars is preparing for an IPO.

Some sort of devil jumping over babies party in Spain.

Read all about the first meteorite recorded in Egypt.

This Princess Diana issue of Newsweek is not at all weird.

Bill Clinton: Brony.

The Daily Beast could only think of eight appalling things about The Bachelorette.

Finally, a combination elliptical machine/office desk chair, and it's only $8,000!

Do gay bars make money?

Florida fishermen catch a 23-foot squid.

Your 4th of July menu.

Hipster Lord of The Rings is awesome.

One hundred mummies from the 16th century found buried in an Italian church.

Should we dig up Shakespeare to see if he smoked pot?

What is ganache?

The mothership is in London.

Happy Brithday Gary Busey!!!

V.20 No.24 | 6/16/2011

video games

Webgame Wednesday: Abduction

It's nice, every once in a while, to turn the tables. That's what's so great about Abduction. It allows you to take on the role of an alien saucer, zipping across the rural landscape, abducting farmers and cows alike in a handy-dandy tractor beam. Suck up those tasty humans. And if they get too rowdy, drop some rocks on their heads--you can always pick up the bloody giblets later on.

V.20 No.22 |

news

The Daily Word: Alec Baldwin for Mayor, Upgrade Your iPhone Today, Mass-Grave In Texas

The Daily Word

Wallow Fire is creeping towards the NM state line.

Connecticut became the 13th state to decriminalize marijuana.

Two dogs die after being left in hot Animal Welfare vehicle.

Conservative activist group puts fake eviction notices on Detroit homeowners' doors.

Margaret Thatcher won't meet with Sarah Palin.

The owner of Steins Ghost Town was found shot to death.

The Texas mass-grave that wasn't.

Speaker of the House John Boehner more than doubled his monthly expense account.

Long list of sports figures who claimed their Twitter was hacked.

E. Coli infections in Tennessee.

New deep space images from the VLT Survey Telescope.

Alec Baldwin is considering running for mayor of New York City.

How to upgrade your iPhone to iOS 5 today!

Australia's Department of Defense claims to have lost all of it's UFO files.

One out of four US hackers is a FBI informant.

Good news for the 23,322 bittorrenters accused of sharing The Expendables.

The most kissed girl in the world.

Why aren't airplane seats designed better?

Peanutweeter is the new Garfield Minus Garfield.

10 video game facts about the late Macho Man Randy Savage.

Happy birthday Joan Rivers!!!

V.20 No.17 | 4/28/2011

The Radford Files

Seeing What We Want to See—Including UFOs

People are often unhappy when I can explain an “unexplained” photograph or video. If it’s a hoax, the hoaxers are not happy with me—and neither are the people who fell for it. Nobody likes to be fooled.
V.20 No.16 |

news

The Daily Word: Long Form Birth Certificate, Secret Nazi UFOs, Rainbow Poo

The Daily Word

President Obama releases his long form birth certificate, but haters got to hate.

Apple to update iPhones and iPads to fix location tracking.

Dude, it's cold out today.

General Petraeus will be nominated to be the new director of the CIA.

San Francisco may ban circumcisions.

Homeless woman is facing 20 years in prison for sending her child to the wrong school.

Coming soon: Rainbow poo.

Santa Fe deputy caught on camera shoplifting.

Hitler ordered the creation of Nazi UFOs to destroy London and New York.

Entire new order of insects discovered at South African truck stop.

Anti-gay hate crime leads to eight horses killed in a barn fire.

William S. Burroughs (who died in 1997) is on trial for corrupting Turkish morals.

The Sony Playstation Network outage looks much worse than originally thought.

Sweet Chernobyl graffiti.

Budget cuts force SETI to shut down its telescope facility.

A guide to making people feel old.

Will women's clothing ever be standardized?

You can listen to the Beastie Boys new album here.

You have a month to rescue your photos from Friendster.

Unstoppable raft of fire ants is waiting for you.

Things that are overexposed.

The world's most powerful laser is being built in Eastern Europe.

Jon Bon Jovi is opening a pay what you can restaurant in New Jersey.

Marshfield, Massachusetts: the town that banned Pac Man.

Cupcake flavored vodka.

Pittsburgh has a ninja problem.

Be your own souvenir.

This incredibly safe lame chemistry set comes with no chemicals.

14 serial killers who were never captured.

Six of the rarest of rare-earth minerals.

Happy birthday Walter Lantz!!!

V.20 No.15 |

News

The Daily Word: Scott Owens Goes Free, Gun At School, Secret Recipe For Invisible Ink

The Daily Word

Scott Owens found not guilty on all charges.

A 13-year-old APS student brings a loaded gun to school.

Banks can't freeze Moammar Gadafi's funds because they don't know how to spell his name.

First Lady Michelle Obama was almost killed yesterday.

Happy 4/20 Day marijuana smokers/losers.

Police car torched in Four Hills neighborhood.

Car slams into crowd at McDonald's job fair.

Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer signs law giving Tea Party flag the same status as the American flag.

After almost 100 years the CIA declassifies the secret recipe for the Kaiser's invisible ink.

Drugs don't work in space.

Meet the Republican governors who attack federal spending while accepting federal dollars.

One porn company owns nearly a quarter of all 1-800 numbers.

This is why you nerds can't have nice things.

Florida job center fights unemployment by spending $14,000 on superhero capes.

Why do so many smart people deny science?

Walmart listens to customer requests, loses $1.85 billion in sales.

Attempt at setting Q*bert world record aborted after someone unplugs the game.

Pluto has a poisonous carbon monoxide atmosphere.

Read about Superman's 1942 crossover with Flash Gordon and Dick Tracy.

GAAAAHHHH!!!

That culinary institute the Olive Garden sends is chefs to is not what you think it is. Actually, it's exactly what you think it is.

Is it safe to eat roadkill?

Newly released FBI documents show J. Edgar Hoover's interest in UFOs.

Largest ever spider fossil found in China.

The cast of Happy Days is suing CBS and Paramount for unpaid royalties.

Seven often-debated movie questions that have already been answered.

New Chicken McBites coming to a McDonald's soon.

Happy Birthday George Takei!!!

V.20 No.13 | 3/31/2011

news

The Daily Word, starring Robert Gibbs, Lady Gaga and Randy Quaid.

The Daily Word

A deadly Egyptian cobra is loose in the Bronx Zoo.

Facebook may hire Robert Gibbs, Obama’s former press secretary.

Teens get sad when they can’t tell Facebook is full of phoneys.

What the heck is Earth Hour? I guess it was Saturday.

Scientists have created an amazing plastic from fruit fibers and this is the last you will ever hear of it.

Learn how to write a Manifesto and read some that others have written.

All animals are tasty in a city under siege.

Urine-boiled eggs are also tasty, but the recipe is hard to read.

Hear the song “Star Whackers” by Randy Quaid.

See the Colorado UFO.

A misunderstanding caused Tolkein to reject Maurice Sendak’s Hobbit illustrations.

There were almost some snakes on a plane.

Big Brother tracks you with your cell phone.

There’s a magazine for the gay military.

Share in the scientific passion for severed heads.

I ain’t gonna pee pee my bed tonight.

Vandals hit the Albuquerque Karting Club hard!

DCF reports on crippling new developments in the Lead/Coal Construction.

Something might finally happen with the Anasazi building.

Albuquerque may get a new nudie bar.

A drunk driver hit five people in a parking lot at 4770 Montgomery (Graham Central Station?) yesterday.

Take Ben Radford’s Chupa Challenge for a quick $250.

Happy birthday, Lady Gaga.

Thanks to Geoffrey Anjou and Tom Nayder for today’s un-boring links.

V.20 No.11 |

News

The Daily Word: God's Wife, Red Light Cameras, RIP Elizabeth Taylor, Strip Search

The Daily Word

Howard Dean defends Obama's decision to attack Lybia Libya: This time our government isn't lying to us.

South Dakota now requires a three day wait before an abortion.

Albuquerque is losing money on red light cameras.

Homeland Security says they could strip search every airline passenger if they wanted to.

13 illegal immigrants arrested in California wearing US Marine uniforms.

Explosion at a Jerusalem bus stop.

Seven black men shot and killed so far this year in Miami.

Another thing to worry about: the status of US nuclear spent-fuel storage.

Fox News is sending security guards do its war reporting.

The town of Bernalillo files suit against NM Gas Company to recover damages from last month's gas outages.

Santa Fe Police Chief Aric Wheeler is resigning from his position.

Maybe you should help James O'Keefe pay off his credit card debt.

Should you give money to homeless people?

Was God's wife edited from the Bible?

Finish those episodes of Dexter and Weeds quickly, Showtime won't be renewing it's contract with Netflix to stream them instantly.

Iran unveils its flying saucer to the world.

Elderly man stoned to death for making gay advance.

Beloved old-timey actress Elizabeth Taylor is dead at 79.

Whatever you do, don't take a picture of this guy's mohawk.

Someone found a 50-million-year old piece of lizard skin.

I'm not sure what to think about the costume for the new Wonder Woman TV show.

Meet Lu Mao, the 132 pound 3-year-old.

Barella redesigns its spaghetti box to announce it is redisgning its spaghetti box.

Dr. Phil's six biggest scandals.

Is your blog among the 100 web sites the movie and music industry want shut down?

I guess yesterday's rumors of Charlie Sheen coming back to Two And A Half Men weren't true.

The Lord of the Rings is finally being released on Blu-Ray this summer (not that I have a Blu-Ray player).

For some reason I really identify with Paranoid Parrot.

Coming soon: Koala burgers.

Twenty-five police officer fails.

Seven supermarket rip-offs.

I haven't watched the Masters of the Universe in a long time, but I don't remember He-Man being all sweary.

Happy Birthday Akira Kurosawa!

V.19 No.51 |

news

The Daily Word 12.29.10: Riots In Russia, Fight Club In Santa Fe, No Cops In Mexico

The Daily Word

Officer involved shooting in Santa Fe.

Stranded travelers in Moscow airports riot.

Santa Fe man forces people who owe him drug money to fight to pay off debts.

That housing recovery everyone is hoping for looks bleak.

The last member of a small Mexican town's police force disappears.

New study shows that Neanderthals cooked and ate vegetables.

Check your local salad bar for al Qaeda.

If you're conservative, it's your brain's fault.

Illinois woman arrested for assaulting cop with sex toy.

Top 10 video games stories of 2010.

Watch this NYC sanitation crew wreck a car.

Calculate how much of a raise you'll get on January 1.

Can DNA evidence prove that John Wilkes Booth was alive 40 years after his death?

Here is some of the best of New Zealand's recently released UFO files.

Don't shovel that snow, eat it!

Here's a look back at the great novelty sandwiches of 2010.

How much did those AOL cds from the 90s cost AOL?

Lucky Poor bastards in the UK can get a Brussel Sprouts Whopper.

These guys taped a camera on the top of a sword, and it looks pretty cool.

Happy birthday Danny McBride!

V.19 No.45 |

news

The Daily Word 11.17.10: Four Loco, Personal Pie Maker, Bill Nye

The Daily Word

Water main break in the Heights last night.

For 18 minutes this April, China hijacked the internet.

Germany warns of terrorist attack.

Better stock up on your 4Loco before it's banned in New Mexico.

Amazing collection of animated gifs you won't find on 4chan.

Gizmodo obtains 100 leaked body scans.

I'm not sure what to think of this weird ring ufo.

Artifacts from King Richard II's tomb rediscovered.

The best moments from Sarah Palin's Alaska.

Only eight days until Thanksgiving.

Worlds biggest dork loser psycho Harry Potter fan.

Los Cuates is going to open a restaurant at the Sunport.

Paleontologists in Pittsburgh reveal the worlds largest lungfish.

What's the best cooking oil to use?

Hey nerds! Here's the trailer for the Green Lantern movie.

Two weeks after I buy this personal pie maker I will be dead.

Modern canning was invented 261 years ago today.

Bill Nye The Science Guy collapses during speech.

Bookmark this page for when McDonald's stops making the McRib.

Happy birthday Rock Hudson!

V.19 No.45 | 11/11/2010

news

The Daily Word 11.08.10: Tasmanian tiger pelt, Obama in India and turning skin to blood.

The Daily Word

A blue UFO was filmed above Centreville, VA.

Do you want to try the RockMelt browser, or are you happy as you are?

Obama’s in India, doing things.

The Twinkie Diet works.

All your climate change questions will soon be answered.

Iran gives its rappers something to rap about.

An old man disguise almost fooled the airlines.

Would you pay $30 to watch a newly released movie at home?

Scientists have turned skin into blood. (Daddy, what’s your job? I turn skin into blood.)

A realtor kept a dead woman in her car.

A guy bought a Tasmanian tiger pelt at a garage sale for $5.

What’s causing the frog mutations in Los Lunas?

Coal is closed and Lead is a two-way for the next 10 months starting today.

The Lobos beat Wyoming. Just barely.

UNM is searching for the Roswell aliens.

Happy birthday, Bram Stoker.

V.19 No.43 |

news

The Daily Word 11.03.10: Democrats, Republicans, UFO Commissions, Happy Meal Toys

The Daily Word

I'm not trying to freak you out, but Republicans will take control of the House next year. Don't be too upset, Obama is still president and Democrats will keep the Senate.

Voters in San Francisco voted to ban McDonald's Happy Meal toys.

Voters rejected legalizing recreational marijuana use in California, and a proposal to establish a Commission for Extraterrestrial Affairs in Colorado was also voted down.

Info-porn shows what happened the last time the House went Republican.

Locally, Susana Martinez defeated Diane Denish for Governor. Martin Heinrich and Ben Ray Lujan held onto their seats, and Steve Pearce beat incumbent Harry Teague.

Iranina Sakineh Mohammadi Ashanti, the woman convicted of adultery and sentenced to death by stoning will be hanged instead.

Foreign embassies in Greece are targeted by letter bombs.

Facebook used to graph breakups over the course of the year.

George W. Bush says the worst moment of his presidency was when Kanye West called him out. ARE YOU SURE?

What your pot smoking choices say about you.

Be careful where you steal your porn from.

The end of cakes: The Pumpple.

NASA wants to destroy send a robot to the moon.

Slate wonders if Netflix will destroy the internet.

Ultra-slow-motion popcorn popping video here.

Ten insane facts comics taught us about American history.

Is a deep-fried turkey worth the hassle?

FACT? The bigger the smile a baseball player has on his baseball card the longer he lives.

It's Osamu Tezuka's birthday!

V.19 No.40 | 10/7/2010

news

The Daily Word 10.18.10: Beaver’s mom, yetis and UFOs.

The Daily Word

Actress Barbara Billingsly, the Beaver’s mom, is dead at 94.

Evil Saudi prince kills servant.

German chancellor says multicultural society has failed. This is current news.

Osama bin Laden is living in a house in Pakistan.

A foul-smelling old woman came back to life.

A sexy yeti was photographed in China.

CPR just got easier.

Most Star Trek deaths were, in fact, Red Shirts.

UFOs visit Brooklyn hipsters, and others.

There was a police standoff at 12th and Griegos.

Church stabbings happen sometimes.

Elizabeth Cano drove her SUV through a marathon.

Happy birthday, Jean Claude Van Damme.

V.19 No.38 | 9/23/2010

news

The Daily Word 9.27.10: Segway casualty, Obama in Albuquerque and Kenny Rogers wannabes.

The Daily Word

American infidels can expect an “October Surpise” from al Qaeda.

Segway’s owner died driving a Segway off a cliff.

A Buddhist monk made footprints in wood.

Read about Brazil’s new president.

Sometimes men look like Kenny Rogers.

Sometimes the cops put a GPS unit on your car without a warrant.

Does the Super Stack mark the end of food stacking?

Yeti alert!

Ethnic mapping shows segregation in major US cities.

Attention Stargate fans. Both of you. You can buy authentic Stargate shit.

Newspapers make spelling errors. Schocking!

The Hobbit movie is in trouble.

Women apologize more than men. And don’t you forget it.

Comic Greg Giraldo took too many pills.

Paris Hilton settled a lawsuit with Hallmark. She will take the stipulated amount in drugs.

Trapped Chilean miners can't drink or play video games.

The UN appoints Mazlan Othman as first contact for visiting aliens. I wonder if he’s ever been to Dulce.

Obama’s in the South Valley today.

22-year-old Lillie Jones died behind bars.

Did Ted Turner’s ranch boss hold Bible classes?

You can listen to the Denish/Martinez Temple Albert debate.

Sophie’s got some nice ABQ stories for you over at DCF.

It’s Google’s birthday, but there’s no song for it. So it’s Sean Cassidy’s birthday. Ladies, please.


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