V.21 No.28 | 7/12/2012
The Daily Word in popular zoos, record heat and internet madness
By Adam Fox [ Tue Jul 10 2012 10:55 AM ]
It’s official; the last 12 months have been the hottest ever recorded in the United States.
Fans in Kansas City endlessly boo New York Yankee Robinson Cano during the Home Run Derby.
Spain’s banks are next in line for a bailout by the European Union.
Who is the mystery woman routinely appearing with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un?
The ABQ BioPark Zoo is New Mexico’s most visited attraction, beating out White Sands National Monument and Carlsbad Caverns.
A law in Indiana that could have prevented low-income women from using Medicaid for reproductive care is declared illegal.
Apple drops its “green” electronics certification from its products.
The internet could be creating forms of mental illness.
Some Muslim clerics are calling for the demolition of Egypt’s Great Pyramids.
Happy Birthday, Nikola Tesla!
V.21 No.24 |
The Daily Word in Lara Croft, Game of Thrones and bacon sundaes
By Marisa Demarco [ Thu Jun 14 2012 11:10 AM ]
Egypt's high court orders that its parliament be dissolved.
Officers stumble across starving horses while looking for a man with a gun.
APD used stun guns, bean bag rounds and a police dog in the arrest of a 60-year-old man. Judge says: Pay up.
"Game of Thrones" sorry about using President Bush's head in scene about heads on pikes.
When is it OK to shoot someone in Albuquerque?
Drake and Chris Brown maybe got in a fist fight at a NY club, say police.
State's paying too much in jail and prison contracts.
Lara Croft to be put through harrowing attempted gang rape in Tomb Raider reboot so male players will feel compelled to protect her.
After a series of workers who make Apple products committed suicide, the company attempted to improve conditions. Yesterday, another worker committed suicide.
We're going to spy on Africa more.
Wine glass chess set makes for classiest drinking game ever.
Movies for women turn huge profits. So why doesn't Hollywood want to make those films? asks Meryl Streep.
Burger King's bacon sundae.
Ditch your car, city-dweller, and buy this folding pod on wheels.
V.21 No.3 |
The Daily Word in the State of the Union, $100 hotdogs and Lego Minecraft
By Tom Nayder [ Wed Jan 25 2012 8:24 AM ]
The owner of the Guild is appealing his 2008 fine for showing an adult movie during the Pornotopia Festival.
Navy Seals rescue an American held by Somali pirates.
Apple earned $13 billion last quarter.
You can't hide behind your encrypted computer anymore.
A Georgia Representative is trying to pass a law making it illegal to Photoshop heads on naked bodies.
Meanwhile, in Oklahoma a lawmaker wants to ban the use of human fetuses in the production of food. Wait, what?
Awesome article on President Garfield's assassination.
Lego Minecraft? Yes please!
Epic interview with Maurice Sendak on Colbert last night. EPIC!
You don't have to be a douchebag to enjoy this $100 cognac-infused bratwurst, but it helps.
Soon we'll be stealing cars from the Pirate Bay.
The Cranberries are back?
Finally "his schlong" is a Family Feud answer.
How The Return of the Jedi should have ended.
R.I.P. Dick Tufeld, voice of Robot from Lost in Space.
V.20 No.44 | 11/3/2011
The Daily Word in gecko robots, super beagles, suicide machines
By Adam Fox [ Tue Nov 1 2011 10:13 AM ]
Siberian people share DNA with ancient human ancestors.
An Oklahoma University professor is arrested for medical practices on his own students.
See the robot that can climb walls like a gecko.
The Loudoun County Republican Party releases an image of a “Zombie Obama.”
The Who’s Pete Townshend likens Apple to a “digital vampire.”
The beagle that survived a gas chamber is up for adoption, and I want it.
Spooky New Orleans: 15 people shot, two dead on Halloween.
A Sadanese man is beheaded in public in Saudi Arabia for being a sorcerer.
People in the Northeast still without power made some awesome snow pumpkins.
Hacker group Anonymous may be targeting the Mexican drug cartels next.
(Un)occupy Albuquerque protesters are granted a limited permit to be in Yale Park.
Dr. Kevorkian’s “suicide machine” will be auctioned off on Friday.
V.20 No.40 |
The Daily Word in Steve Jobs, Occupy Adbusters and a quadruple rainbow
By Marisa Demarco [ Thu Oct 6 2011 9:41 AM ]
Apple's Steve Jobs dies at age 56.
A commencement speech Jobs gave.
The good folks at Westboro plan to protest his funeral.
Occupy Albuquerque protesters still at UNM.
Man says he tried to withdraw his money from Bank of America in St. Louis and was prevented by police.
Snarky writer charges that Occupy Wall Street was started by Adbusters (which, he says, owns the URL).
Guy charged in Sunflower Market's yogurtgate is going to court.
Dr. Barry Ramo on foods that make your skin healthy.
Men as pinups.
Why do we love stories about people with too many cats?
Santa Fe orders cleanup of "Hobo Hill."
This Swede won the Nobel Prize for literature.
Quadruple rainbow all the way.
Palin says she's not running for president.
Judy Jetson is boy crazy.
Speech pathologist eats school lunches for a year.
Cafeterias in France ban ketchup.
Hear all of Björk's new album Biophilia.
V.20 No.38 |
The Daily Word in Stephen King, paper money, rape and cafeterias
By Laura Marrich [ Wed Sep 28 2011 11:12 AM ]
The Small/Faces are headed to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
The first Chinese space lab is called Heavenly Palace.
At last, Andy Rooney puts us out of our misery.
Sephen King is writing a sequel to The Shining. It's called Dr. Sleep.
Apple's corporate cafeteria is as awesome as you've imagined it.
Anderson Cooper doesn't really care for food.
The great pumpkin, for real.
The Daily Word in Locksley boot, affirmative action brownies, and Amazon's latest technology.
Brought to you by the artist formerly known as the US Space Program.
By E.J. Maliskas [ Mon Sep 26 2011 9:21 AM ]
Mike Locksley gets canned after loss to Sam Houston State.
Albuquerque teen gets arrested for burping in class.
Casino shooting leaves Hells Angels leader dead and two others injured.
City acquires some more balloon landin' land.
NASA's dead satellite takes its fall.
Earth-shattering news about Catwoman's mask.
Controversy erupts over affirmative action bake sale at Berkley.
Doesn't this guy know you aren't supposed to try to reenact movie premises that involve having to cut off your own limbs?
Neil Armstrong labels the US Space Program as "embarrassing".
So what did we get from the US Space Program?
Amazon gets ready to release new tablet, Apple is actually a bit worried.
The Oatmeal on the Netflix changes.
Man calls police during a 30-mile chase Thursday to tell them that deputies "needed to leave him alone."
V.20 No.31 | 8/4/2011
The Daily Word with a Debt Compromise, a Death by Stiletto, and Apple’s One Million Robots
By Adam Fox [ Tue Aug 2 2011 10:39 AM ]
The debt compromise passes the House, adding $2.4 trillion more to the world’s shittiest credit card.
Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin says the U.S. is “like a parasite” on the global economy.
If you’re staying at the Hilton, I’m not so sure a 75 cent newspaper ruins your day.
Apocalypse Watch 2011: An epic reservoir in West Texas turns blood-red.
A Georgia woman kills her boyfriend with a spiked stiletto heel to the head. Cannot believe this took place in a trailer park.
A slideshow of 30 awesome photos from Phoenix and San Diego’s Comic-Con.
The serial butt slasher claims a new victim.
Apple, in an effort to combat worker suicides, plans to staff one million robots.
Miami Dolphins wide receiver Brandon Marshall has borderline personality disorder.
Are romantic novels to blame for a large number of women in therapy?
The Las Conchas fire—the largest ever in New Mexico’s history—is fully extinguished.
A Tennessee man creates a 27-string guitar.
Seattle’s Space Needle is sponsoring a contest to send one lucky winner to space.
V.20 No.30 |
The Daily Word with Out of Control Ravers, White Watermelon Seeds and Drunk Cops
By Tom Nayder [ Fri Jul 29 2011 12:26 PM ]
Apple has more cash on hand than the US government.
Albuquerque firefighters vote no confidence in Chief James Breen.
Former President Bush finally explains his deer in the headlights reaction to 9/11 news.
Cop towing DARE trailer ironically charged with DWI.
Out of control ravers shut down Hollywood.
What's the deal with white watermelon seeds?
The 17 greatest celebrity photobombs.
Olivia Wilde did a fake nude scene. DAMN YOU SCIENCE!
What's the point of having friends if you can't be mean to them?
I'm going to make this marbled coconut bread tomorrow If you guys want to come over and hang out.
Did three British boys time travel to medieval England?
V.20 No.28 |
The Daily Word with Migraines, Mullah Omar and Manatees
By Tom Nayder [ Wed Jul 20 2011 10:47 AM ]
Taliban leader Mullah Omar may be dead.
House Republicans pass a crazy Tea Party debt plan.
Albuquerque judge arrested and charged with rape.
Former Santa Fe county sheriff faces 250 counts of embezzlement.
Check out this fake Chinese Apple Store.
Photos from a ghost town in Cyprus, untouched by humans for almost 40 years.
McDonald's will open a 10,000 square foot, double-decker restaurant in London, for the 2012 Summer Olympics.
Your crazy wife will love these crazy milk ads.
Game of Thrones adds two new cast members.
75 ex-football players sue the NFL for concealing brain injury risks.
The Hubble Space Telescope discovers a new moon around Pluto.
South Park will continue for at least two more seasons.
Loch Ness-type cryptid sighted in Alaska.
Here's the new Spike Jonze directed Beastie Boys video!
V.20 No.24 |
The Daily Word: Bosque Closure, Sarah Palin Quits Something Else, TSA's Mobil Groping Teams
By Tom Nayder [ Wed Jun 22 2011 9:25 AM ]
Rio Rancho police are cracking down on tailgaters.
Police arrest La Familia cartel boss.
UNM scientists prove that men are funnier than women.
Stephen Colbert finds the one Republican candidate who can beat Obama.
Sarah Palin quits her bus tour halfway through.
Watch out for the TSA Mobile Groping Squads.
The Supreme Court will review the patentability of medical diagnostic tests.
Man arrested after IRS accidently deposits $110,000 into his bank account.
Wimbledon officials wants female tennis players to stop grunting so loudly.
Iran wants to send a monkey into space.
Bronies are real, and they're in Albuquerque.
Coming soon to a restaurant near you: horse-semen shots.
This giant chicken-deboning machine is terrifying, awesome.
Man ships himself across country in a crate equipped to play a MMO as part of an art project.
Oh yeah, they remade Footloose.
New iPhone rumor #32.
Pray for a Destiny's Child reunion.
The seven types of friends everyone needs.
V.20 No.17 |
The Daily Word: Osama Bin Laden, Giant Fossil Ant Discovery, Happy Star Wars Day
By Tom Nayder [ Wed May 4 2011 9:51 AM ]
Osama Bin Laden News Roundup:
People are complaining about the low graduation rate among Lottery scholarship recipients.
John Ashcroft is Blackwater's new ethics chief. What's another word for irony?
Giant ant fossil discovered in Wyoming.
The top 10 Chinese tech moguls you need to know.
Don't get fooled by this Apple malware.
Ethically dubious ways to getting the perfect seat on your next flight.
How bacon can turn a vegetarian.
Watch the Insane Clown Posse review Water For Elephants.
Judge rules IP addresses aren't people, blocking subpoenas.
The unknown mysteries of the Mysteries of the Unknown commercial.
Rick Springfield arrested on DUI suspicion.
Top 10 evil lairs.
Today is Star Wars Day: May the 4th be with you! GET IT?????
Tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo, you'll need limes.
South Korean man found dead on a crucifix.
Delivery man shames bad tippers on his blog.
This exists: The internet's most comprehensive examination of the watches worn by Fox Mulder on TV's The X-Files.
Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos and eight other celebrity-based cartoons from the 80s and 90s.
Soon, almost every Marvel cartoon show will be available to watch instantly on Netflix.
V.20 No.5 |
The Daily Word 02.09.11: Beer Marshmallows, Plastic Rice, Chicken Wyngz
By Tom Nayder [ Wed Feb 9 2011 9:01 AM ]
The House fails to extend the Patriot Act.
President Obama is having lunch with the GOP leadership today.
Governor Martinez is blaming NM Gas for the gas shortage.
School bus accident in Mississippi leaves 3 dead, and 60 injured.
Sources say production has begun on Apple's next-generation iPad.
Ever wonder what would it look like if Disney made a Superman cartoon?
I have a feeling this guy is getting fired.
Astrology has been re-affirmed as a trusted science in India.
Why isn't the liberal media covering the boneless wyngz controversy?
CNN admits it has a Fox Problem.
No one knows the reason why all Wells Fargo ATMs went offline this week.
Police find drugs in a man's penis.
Fox News calls Bulletstorm the worst game in the world.
Nerdy website overthinkingit.com analyzes 10 years of Law & Order episode outcomes.
Everything you ever wanted to know about Mike, the Headless Chicken.
Most distant galaxy yet has been discovered by the Hubble Space Telescope.
If I had ever successfully watched an episode of Dr. Who this flowchart may be more interesting.
Have a look at 14 of the most expensive meals in the world.
If you pirated a copy of The Expendables you should think about getting a lawyer.
Beer marshmallows? Beer marshmallows!
Family thinks they're buying a Dora the Explorer DVD, actually gets Bubble Butt Bonanza #17 instead.
400 Super Bowl ticket-holders who were screwed out of their seats are offered a pretty sweet deal.
10 things you you should know before you go furniture shopping.
V.20 No.2 |
The Daily Word 01.19.11: Backpack Bomb, Grave Robber, Stuxnet Worm
By Tom Nayder [ Wed Jan 19 2011 9:28 AM ]
There is surveillance video of the Tuscon attack.
Governor Martinez gave her State of the State address yesterday.
Backpack bomb found on MLK Day Parade route.
Irish researchers uncover Vatican edict to hide crimes by pedophile priests.
When was the last time you were Hannitized?
Holy crap! Apple earned $26 billion (!) last quarter.
Probably not a good idea to record a video of your two-year-old getting high.
Grave robber uncovers the lost tomb of Caligula.
Regis Philbin announces his retirement.
Jerk college student pays $14,000 tuition bill in singles. That'll show the old ladies who work in the finance office!
Three guesses who created the Stuxnet Worm.
Two of the largest porn BitTorrent trackers are shut down.
The five most annoying types of email signatures.
V.20 No.3 | 1/20/2011
Cider and Cyser
Coincidence or Conspiracy?
By John Millington [ Thu Jan 13 2011 1:48 PM ]
Hard cider was mentioned in today's Daily Word and the email quoted below appeared in all the Alibi mailboxes this morning, almost simultaneously.
If it’s a conspiracy, I say give into it. This is the day for drinking and discussing the fruits of the fruit.
The cyser mentioned below is very dry; all my ciders and meads are dry except for one gimmicky cyser/braggot hybrid I've got maturing. If you're feeling like something sweet, my favorite is the one we just call “Scrumpy's,” and I just can’t figure out how they do it.
Cyser is a variant of mead, where the water is replaced by apple squeezin's, thereby adding even more sugar to feed the yeasties (and of course some flavor).
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