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V.21 No.7 |

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The Daily Word in Hitler, Porsche, Brigitte Bardot, Israel vs. Iran and VLC Player 2.0

The Daily Word

Is Santa Fe's art gallery industry going downhill?

Is Syria the next Bosnia?

Is Israel going to start World War Three with Iran?

Who wants to see Brigitte Bardot in a bikini?

The tiniest chameleon.

Awesome 1965 documentary featuring Buster Keaton.

Unintentionally gay rap lyrics.

There is a new version of the (open source) VLC media player and it is kick-ass.

Hitler's son.

Learn about "jiggle keys."

Design your own Porsche.

Edison was a hard-ass when it came to hiring employees. Check out some sample questions from the tests he gave prospects.

You must watch the "Walk of Shame Shuttle" commercial.

Another dickhead Arizona sheriff.

On this day in 1958 Carl Perkins ditched Sun Records and signed with Columbia.

V.20 No.31 | 8/4/2011

Answer Me This

What do you know about last week?
V.20 No.25 |

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The Daily Word: Killer Clown For President, Baby Jumping, UFO over London

The Daily Word

Former Albuquerque Mayor Martin Chavez will run for congress.

Air quality alert issued for Albuquerque, so don't breathe between 4 and 8 tonight.

The Las Conchas fire is 3% contained.

Taliban attack luxury hotel in Kabul.

Hackers expose Arizona police officers personal info.

No one likes dollar coins.

Albuquerque named one of America's most sedentary cities.

Michelle Bachmann and John Wayne Gacy have a lot in common.

The company behind FarmVille and Mafia Wars is preparing for an IPO.

Some sort of devil jumping over babies party in Spain.

Read all about the first meteorite recorded in Egypt.

This Princess Diana issue of Newsweek is not at all weird.

Bill Clinton: Brony.

The Daily Beast could only think of eight appalling things about The Bachelorette.

Finally, a combination elliptical machine/office desk chair, and it's only $8,000!

Do gay bars make money?

Florida fishermen catch a 23-foot squid.

Your 4th of July menu.

Hipster Lord of The Rings is awesome.

One hundred mummies from the 16th century found buried in an Italian church.

Should we dig up Shakespeare to see if he smoked pot?

What is ganache?

The mothership is in London.

Happy Brithday Gary Busey!!!

V.20 No.22 |

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The Daily Word: 6.3.11 - bad things in Arizona, cupcakes not bombs, and mutant e coli

there's lots of crappy stuff happening

The Daily Word

There's all that annoying smoke from the Wallow fire, but at least we weren't evacuated.

More of these damn tornadoes.

Don't keep dead rhinos in your backyard like this guy does.

A marijuana expo...medical. Of course.

Government hackers want you to make cupcakes, not bombs.

Gunman kills six in Arizona, including himself.

We have a new deadly strand of mutant E coli. Awesome.

Salvador Dali Foundation irked about the artist's name getting slapped on just anything.

This woman has ten reasons why Sarah Palin should run for president. Ten yawl.

News

Don't call 911

That intense smoke smell in the air tonight and the thick haze are from a fire in Eastern Arizona, news outlets are reporting. More than 60,000 acres have been swallowed by the flames.

Albuquerque officials are asking that you don't call the emergency lines about the haze.

V.20 No.19 | 5/12/2011

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The Daily Word with Southern Arizona Secession, Detroit Crack Pipes, Bin Laden’s Wives

The Daily Word

Now you’ll be able to get fast and convenient homeland security alerts, right to your cell phone!

Civil War II? Liberals in southern Arizona want to secede and form their own state.

No breakfast for you! These Chicago students were denied after wearing the wrong shoes.

You can conveniently buy crack pipes in Detroit gas stations and dollar stores.

A Northwestern University human sexuality class featuring a live sex demonstration is cancelled.

Microsoft to purchase Skype for a record-shattering $8.5 billion.

The United States has been granted access to speak to Osama bin Laden’s numerous wives.

APD officer shooting alert: One dead this morning near San Mateo and Menaul.

This Orthodox Jewish newspaper in Brooklyn edited out Hillary Clinton from the iconic “OMG we got bin Laden!” photo.

For those of you that care, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver split up.

For future reference, 911 is not to be used to make your beer runs.

Whoa! These conjoined twins in China have two heads but share a single body.

V.20 No.15 |

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The Daily Word: Scott Owens Goes Free, Gun At School, Secret Recipe For Invisible Ink

The Daily Word

Scott Owens found not guilty on all charges.

A 13-year-old APS student brings a loaded gun to school.

Banks can't freeze Moammar Gadafi's funds because they don't know how to spell his name.

First Lady Michelle Obama was almost killed yesterday.

Happy 4/20 Day marijuana smokers/losers.

Police car torched in Four Hills neighborhood.

Car slams into crowd at McDonald's job fair.

Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer signs law giving Tea Party flag the same status as the American flag.

After almost 100 years the CIA declassifies the secret recipe for the Kaiser's invisible ink.

Drugs don't work in space.

Meet the Republican governors who attack federal spending while accepting federal dollars.

One porn company owns nearly a quarter of all 1-800 numbers.

This is why you nerds can't have nice things.

Florida job center fights unemployment by spending $14,000 on superhero capes.

Why do so many smart people deny science?

Walmart listens to customer requests, loses $1.85 billion in sales.

Attempt at setting Q*bert world record aborted after someone unplugs the game.

Pluto has a poisonous carbon monoxide atmosphere.

Read about Superman's 1942 crossover with Flash Gordon and Dick Tracy.

GAAAAHHHH!!!

That culinary institute the Olive Garden sends is chefs to is not what you think it is. Actually, it's exactly what you think it is.

Is it safe to eat roadkill?

Newly released FBI documents show J. Edgar Hoover's interest in UFOs.

Largest ever spider fossil found in China.

The cast of Happy Days is suing CBS and Paramount for unpaid royalties.

Seven often-debated movie questions that have already been answered.

New Chicken McBites coming to a McDonald's soon.

Happy Birthday George Takei!!!

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The Daily Word 4.15.11: Ides of April

The Daily Word

A man and his pig.

Bosque Farms cop investigated for stealing stuff from the department. Third in a year.

Pollen count.

Tornado kills two in Oklahoma.

Meat contaminated with nasty bacteria.

Indiana House committee passes immigration bill.

World's first 3-D porno movie.

Arizona approves 'Birther' bill.

Brooke Mueller tries to pawn watch and stereo.

Marilyn Manson wants to be in Charles Manson biopic with Lindsay Lohan.

V.20 No.13 |

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The Daily Word: Giffords, Libya defections, bug-eating

The Daily Word

A woman who let her friend drive drunk is being charged with a DWI.

Rep. Pearce says something something "constitutional" something "don't' give money to public broadcasting."

Charges against the local nonprofit that sent human heads to a Kansas medical waste facility were dropped.

Potato earth.

Someone put an explosive near an APD car this morning.

Do you know this guy? He stole a computer from UNM by picking it up and walking away.

Secretary of State says the guv may have breached campaign law.

Gaddafi's foreign minister split. (Meet his lovely daughter, who he hopes will inspire his troops.

Arizona outlawed abortions that are performed because of the sex or race of the fetus.

Maybe we will eat bugs when there's no more meat.

Is it too soon to ask: Will Giffords run for Senate?

Spoiler: The "Top Chef All Stars" winner.

Birth rate in the U.S. dropping fast.

Google makes baby steps toward social networking and "liking."

The cosmonaut who fell to earth.

V.20 No.7 |

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The Daily Word 02.23.11: The Amazonian Guard, Hipster Princesses, The Honey Badger Takes What It Wants

The Daily Word

Wacky Gaddafi is still in charge of Lybia, but for how long? More importantly, what will happen to his all-female, all-sexy security staff-The Amazonian Guard?

State Rep. James Smith wants to repeal the medical marijuana program.

$11 million in unpaid red light camera tickets.

Arizona vigilante dirtbag gets the death penalty.

Judge upholds health-care reform law.

Republican governors may be busy trying to crush unions, but no too busy to be pranked.

Researches link cellphone use to changes in brain activity.

Rahm Emanuel will be Chicago's next foul-mouthed mayor.

Comedian Rush Limbaugh calls Michelle Obama fat.

Watch out for the crazy nastyass Honey Badger!

Determined researcher discovers large order of fries doesn't have many more than the medium size.

R.I.P. comic book writer Dwayne McDuffie.

Banksy won't be at the Oscars this weekend.

US troops in Afghanistan finally get their shitty Pizza Hut pizza back.

I was into the Hipster Disney Princesses before they were cool.

Scuba inventor dead at the age of 93.

Netflix signs a deal with CBS to stream shows like Star Trek and The Twilight Zone.

How to become a twitter guru in six easy tweets.

"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me!"

After initially condemning Kinect hackers, Microsoft announces a official SDK for the device.

Can we talk about these cookie-stuffed cookies?

Explore the secrets of spider anatomy.

I miss the 80s: here's list of rated R movies that got cartoon spin-offs.

Chinese gamer dies after three-day bender.

Hey, it's Tom Bodett's birthday!

V.20 No.8 | 2/24/2011

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The Daily Word 2.22.11: Earthquake Rocks New Zealand, Mob Experience in Vegas, Americans Killed by Pirates

The Daily Word

Four Americans are killed after being taken hostage by Somali pirates. I’m still getting over the fact that there are still pirates.

Police arrest an 11-year-old over an inappropriate stick figure drawing.

Another massive earthquake cripples the city of Christchurch, New Zealand. Many dead.

Illinois abruptly cuts off all funding for its drug and alcohol abuse treatment programs.

What the hell? Arizona may make abortions illegal depending on the gender or race of the fetus.

Blockbuster trade in the NBA: Carmelo Anthony, known ‘round these parts as simply ‘Melo’, is traded to the New York Knicks.

Libya’s ousted leader Muammar Gaddafi vows to die as a martyr.

You know times are tough when you’re forced to steal 58 containers of deodorant.

The First Vice Chairman of the state Republican Party names her black Angus cow Oprah. Errrrr ...

Check out the “Mob Experience” at the Tropicana hotel in Las Vegas. So neat.

Meanwhile, this library in Boston is offering a JFK experience, complete with an interactive desk.

Beer as a sports drink? Where have you been all my life?

An Indiana restaurant is banned from making references to Jim Jones’ cult in its advertising campaign. Way to take the fun out of everything, P.C. Police.

V.20 No.1 |

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The Daily Word 01.12.11: Blood Libel, Insane Clown Posse, Simpsons Porno

The Daily Word

Sarah Palin is accusing the media of blood libel.

Arizona says only more guns can stop gun violence.

Arizona lawmakers banned protests near funeral sites in an effort to keep the Westboro Baptists away from the funerals of those killed in the Tuscon shootings.

The perfect drug mule was caught in Philadelphia.

Do your part to help APS.

Video of China's new stealth fighter.

You will not be able to unsee this trailer for the Simpsons porno parody.

Professor arrested for having a suspicious bagel on a plane.

Get your facepaint! Insane Clown Posse has officially confirmed the Gathering of the Juggalos 2011.

Fermilab's particle accelerator is shutting down, leaving the search for the Higgs boson up to the Large Hadron Collider.

Soon we'll be eating bugs for dinner.

The Roll Your Own iPhone app attracts 25,000 downloads its first day available.

Meteor strike in Alabama.

Watch as flash floods in Australia clear an entire parking lot of cars.

How does compound interest work if you're immortal?

Local hoarder's home to be cleaned by neighbors, and again in six months.

New metallic glass is stronger than steel. Just like that Star Trek movie!

Woman arrested for allegedly shooting her husband's penis off.

Turns out Kanye West's banned album cover publicity stunt really was a publicity stunt.

The best streaking video I've ever seen!

There will be a 23rd Bond film after all.

The film industry is not happy about Gov. Martinez's plan to raise their taxes.

Just try to bring a killer chocolate egg into the country. Just try.

If I wasn't so damn hungry, I'd probably think Burger King's new Jalapeño & Cheddar Stuffed Steakhouse burger was pretty gross.

Happy birthday Rob Zombie!

V.19 No.33 |

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The Daily Word 08.25.10: Prank In Roswell, Pee-Wee Blogs, Bra Unhooking Champion

The Daily Word

Three arrested in Roswell for a violent hoax.

Arizona prison escapee John McCluskey attempted suicide.

Red hot election results here, here and here.

Three teens in Columbia who appeared on a 69-name hit list posted on Facebook have been killed.

Someone tried to sell 4 pounds of yellowcake uranium.

Don't tell my boss listening to music at work is bad for productivity.

Mafia families are texting TV shows to send secret messages to imprisoned members.

Something hit Jupiter this weekend.

A blog completely filled with hungover Alibi staffers owls?

I guess my aunt really isn't lazy.

Don't buy those cheap headphones.

Pee-wee! Herman's! First! Ever! Blog! Post!

Birthday cake fail.

Here's the trailer for my next favorite TV show.

Why isn't quicksand scary (at least in the movies) anymore?

Blah-blah, blah, Lindsay Lohan, blah-blah-blah, blah.

Handy guide about who and how much to tip.

My new hero can unhook 56 bras in one minute.

17 things you didn't know about bacon.

10 roadside attractions someone thinks are worth stopping for (I've been to #4–it wasn't all that).

One day soon I'll regret eating a pizza cone.

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