  | bigfootCryptid Alert! A Russian Yeti is in custody. A large, sad monkey (hereinafter the Yeti) has been arrested by Russian authorities on charges of impersonating a bear, dragging livestock and producing incomprehensible sounds. He looks sad and they should just let him go. Add a Comment Cryptid Alert! Bigfoot!Legendary yeti hunter Ivan Marx will now share some exciting words about North America’s favorite ape thing. Finally, there’s something about the yeti that makes sense. View/Add Comments [ 1 ] The Daily Word in Sasquatch, the Kraken and Megavirus walk into a barIranian plot to kill the Saudi ambassador on American soil uncovered. This "Let Women Die" act sounds unsettling. Bad news for the Roswell UFO Museum. Keep on the lookout for terrorists holding snowglobes. The worlds largest virus is ironically called Megavirus. The Kraken's lair discovered in Nevada. Russian scientists are 95% sure sasquatch lives in Siberia, but my scientists say he lives on the sun. R.I.P. gay rights activist Frank Kameny. The 50 best signs from Occupy Wall Street. Reddit has a child porn problem. Avengers. Trailer. Here. Ladies, keep your boobs away from this phony door-to-door breast examiner. What's the deal with these rubbing rocks from the Atacama desert? Peanut butter prices are set to skyrocket next month. Awesome Star Wars/Disney Princess birthday cake. New website will help you find free parking around UNM. AshPoopie does exactly what you think it will do. Please tell me you were thinking it would incinerate your dog crap! Dr. Pepper unveils a The McZüri is the first McDonald's burger made from ground-veal. 25 abandoned Yugoslavian monuments. That American Pie reunion is happening. The world's oldest car runs better than mine. Rihanna named Esquire's sexiest woman alive. Happy Birthday Dusty Rhodes!!! View/Add Comments [ 5 ] The Daily Word in newspapers, cop-sex, and JSOCVote for the best animated T.V. theme. "Alcohol doesn't make you behave badly, it just stops you from caring...." Two major Beijing newspapers suddenly have a new "publisher:" the Propaganda Bureau. There is no safer place to invest your money than print media, according to... The Onion. Commander of Libyan rebel forces says he was tortured by the C.I.A. who, documents prove, worked with Ghaddafi. Ten enduring myths about the U.S. space program. New Mexico State Police cop caught copulating on car in front of canine has been fired. Update on the New Mexico based Lone Ranger film shoot that is on hold. Excellent Washington Post article about the recent exponential growth of JSOC, the United States' "secret army." Berlusconi calls Italy "Shitaly." OK, he only said "shitty," but that's his cross to bear. Self-powered cyborg beetles. On this day in 1967 Sweden switched from driving on the left to driving on the right. The beautiful Jemez Mountains did not entirely burn down.A cell phone photo essay. Some trees, while not burned per se, were baked to a crispy golden brown.  East Forks seems thankfully untouched by the fire, at least from the road. They moved the parking area farther up the hill since last time I was there. This is where I had my 1982 Class B Bigfoot sighting, by the way.  This rock tunnel was also virtually untouched by the fire.  Forest Road 376 didn’t suffer from the Las Conchas Fire, though there are burned areas from some previous fire now filling in with thick stands of aspen. I almost saw a bear, too. I started following a couple of anglers up a hill where they excitedly told me they had just seen a “big ass” bear. We all decided it was a dumb idea before we got to the top of the hill.  The crispy baked trees stand in stark contrast to the lush green grass, yes?  The Valle Caldera was only lightly touched by fire. Surprisingly, Las Conchas picnic area escaped burning as well, though it was closed to the public. Some of you may recall this as the location where I caught a leopard frog when I was 10.  It’s actually pretty lush in the Jemez now, due to monsoon rains. View/Add Comments [ 2 ] The Daily Word 8.15.11 likes Obama bus tours, mythical creatures, 19th-century African-American villages, and more.Obama heads out on a Midwestern bus tour to try to connect with voters. Albuquerque Defined Fitness continues to battle against opening of new strip club. Sesame Street declares Bert and Ernie not gay. Who wore it better? Gwen Stefani or the biblical character Joseph? Global Warming may not be all bad. Casey Anthony polled as the most hated person in America. Albuquerque woman using stolen credit cards goes on a shopping spree at CNM Bookstore. Minnesota wins the mythical creature blue ribbon for the week with a bigfoot sighting and a Chupacabra that turns out to be a badger. Google has agreed to buy Motorola mobile system for $12.5 billion. Evidence found that giant sea dinosaurs gave birth to live young rather than hatching eggs. Incredibly sexist TV commercial. Teen dies from vampire bat bite, first case in the U.S. 19th-century African-American village uncovered in what is now NYC's Central Park. Creative and artistic test question answers. Former inmate arrested for attempting to break back into a California State Prison. Mysterious orange goo washed up on Alaska shore turns out to be an egg mass from an unknown crustaceous species. 20 plenty-awkward design fails.
  View/Add Comments [ 1 ] The Daily Word 6.27.11: Las Conchas Fire, Missing Moon Dust, Bigfoot, Anthrax Poo, Creepy DollsLos Alamos and White Rock residents under voluntary evacuation due to Las Conchas fire. An albuquerque family gets robbed while taking dying Dad to the hospital. Talk about kicking 'em while they're down ... Missing Apollo 11 moon dust is recovered. More information on Sierra, Calif., Bigfoot investigation. (Also, the Sanger Paranormal Society's got a new television series.) Harry Potter fans have two things to be excited about: e-books and the (still somewhat secretive) launch of Pottermore.com. Sad but fascinating: What children's skulls look like when they are about to lose their baby teeth. California criminal claims to have anthrax in his backpack. Further investigation reveals that it was merely his own poo. Grab the tissue box: Naki'o the Red Heeler pup can run and play again with four new bionic legs. Check out these cool body tricks. What's creepier than a decaying doll? 50,000 decaying dolls. Apparently fire is WAY cooler in space. Left-handedness may actually be a form of cognitive impairment. Sorry guys. View/Add Comments [ 1 ] The Daily Word with bigfoot in Los Alamos, McCain and a freaky fractal.McCain says he won’t run again. Watch the new Los Alamos bigfoot video. 14 things that never happen in real life. How many people are in space right now? Some girls moved in upstairs. Make your very own thing in a jar. Someday, you will live in a fabulous underground home. Everything looks like a face. This freaky thing gives me a headache. Woe to the clients of Southwest Companions. There’s a firecracker crack down. Happy birthday, Ron Ely. View/Add Comments [ 1 ]
The Daily Word Memorial Day edition with Indy 500, Blackbeard and water on the moon.Here’s a Memorial Day quiz. Dan Wheldon won the Indy 500. There might be lots of water on the moon. Also, possibly moon monsters. They found Blackbeard's anchor. Jeff Conway didn't die from a drug overdose, if you want to get all technical about it. Epic Meal Time presents Fast Food Lasagna. The Kensington Runestone is going to be featured on 2,300 U-Haul trucks. A cat mommy hugs her baby. What will they do when they wake up? Instant coffee makes me want to scream. Volunteer for a remote psychic reading. Where can I hide one million dollars? Here’s the new Spokane River bigfoot video. I’m hungry for hot dogs. Two people drowned in Navajo Lake. There was a deadly wrong-way car smash on Highway 314. Happy birthday, Colm Meaney.
View/Add Comments [ 2 ] Cryptid Alert! Bigfoot has been caught on video again!Run, Yeti, Run! Thomas Byars of North Carolina filmed the snarling beast with his handy video camera. Notice how the yeti takes tiny steps, as though it's sharted its costume. Which would explain the horrid smell. The Daily Word 02.14.11Maksim Gelman: stabber. William Pitel: stabber. Who could have taken the King Tut Statue? Who? Who? Arcade Fire won Album of the Year at the Grammy Awards. Don’t eat the yogurt at the Playboy Mansion. They are selling eight Beyblades to replace a destroyed bathtub. Uh, oh. There’s a Siberian wolf problem. Tiger Woods is in trouble for spitting. Energy drinks can be tasty kid killers. A New Mexican artist hits the big boing time. The seven nerdiest sex toys. Perhaps a catchy rap song could teach you to solve a Rubik’s Cube. Bigfoot loves Zagunut Bars. Really? It sounds like an elaborate lie, but who am I to say. Metro Court is ready for over 100 Valentine’s Day weddings (no same-sex, though). Al Sharpton says essentially nothing about Susana Martinez. There’s a bill to create a $100 fine for feeding pigeons. Cedric Lara: evil mailman. Happy birthday to my Valentine, Florence Henderson, hopped up on goofballs, dripping with gross. The Daily Word 10.25.10. Dried blood, hiccups and cholera.Google admits it stole your passwords. The Hiccup Girl is charged with murder. Louis XVI’s dried blood is inside a fancy gourd. There’s a new Chaka-like bigfoot photo. There’s also a bigfoot video some kids took from a balcony. “I was a teenage al Qaeda guy.” Randy Quaid is afraid he’s going to be murdered. A one-handed model is all the rage in Europe. An Albuquerque drug deal gone bad. You can fly from Hobbs to Houston. So figure out how to get to Hobbs, my friend, and… next stop, Houston. Then next stop, back. Then back to Houston. Do you hate the Lead and Coal Project? Masshole didn’t know what an atlatl was. Happy birthday, Minnie Pearl. View/Add Comments [ 1 ] Bigfoot Has a Driver’s License? The headline on this one is way more interesting than the actual story. When I saw the e-mail “Bigfoot Provides ‘Wish Kid’ Ride to School This Thursday,” I freaked. I mean, if I was some Make A Wish kid, I’d totally ask for Bigfoot to show up at my house and give me a ride to school. What does he drive anyway? I’m thinking a pimped-out El Camino. Unfortunately, the story’s not about the cryptozoological entity alternately known as Sasquatch and the Skunk Ape. It’s, in fact, about the monster truck called Bigfoot. Cool, sure, but not as cool as a 7-foot-tall hairy dude. Anyway, the Monster Truck Winter Nationals are coming to Santa Ana Star Center this Friday and Saturday, March 26 and 27. With the help of the Make A Wish Foundation, 5-year-old Rio Rancho monster truck fanatic Garrett Burnett will be getting a ride to school on Thursday morning in the Bigfoot Bad Boy truck. Burnett goes to La Esquilita Pre-School in Bernalillo, and he’s probably gonna blow some tiny little minds pulling up in that thing. (Not as many as he would have with an honest-to-god Sasquatch as his chauffeur, but I’m just grousing to grouse at this point.) In conclusion: Bigfoot rules. View/Add Comments [ 2 ] Cryptid Alert: Bigfoot Researcher Autumn Williams Gives Up Bigfoot ResearchAutumn Williams has had it. She’s done researching the yeti, and explains why here for ten minutes, then continues explaining why for another two videos on her Oregon Bigfoot Blog. I, for one, am deeply saddened that she won’t be howling and banging logs in the woods anymore. Here she is in happier times discussing the yeti, and here she is playing her favorite song. And here’s a different girl performing a song about the Georgia Bigfoot Hoax. And here is the band Sasquatch. Cryptid Alert: Child Befriends Juvenile YetiA boy befriended a young bigfoot, but when area loggers threatened its life the boy had to frighten it away by throwing pinecones and yelling, “I hate you!” Watch the video for supporting evidence and judge for yourself. View/Add Comments [ 2 ] | 
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