Mars rover Curiosity lands safely!

Gunman who killed 6 people in Sikh temple has been identified as an Army veteran and former leader of a white supremacist band.

Inmate mistakenly released from Albuquerque detention center is missing.

Some are complaining that Olympic gymnasts' uniforms are not patriotic enough.

It's a no on the whole "using a 3D printer to download a gun" thing.

Dead man driving.

State Public Education Commission considering 14 proposals for new charter schools.

Mmm ... chalupas.

Who is really the best Olympian?

Baldness and Breaking Bad.

I am sort of wishing this had been my wedding cake.

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• curiosity
• shooting
• olympics
• 3d printing
• charter schools
• chalupas
• breaking bad
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Couple from Santa Fe are writing a book about surviving the bubonic plague after a visit to New York. Apparently though, cases still pop up in New Mexico.

Heavy rains leave at least 28 dead on island in southern Japan.

Let the FBI know if you have any information that could help solve an armored van murder from 1994.

Albuquerque police arrest two people in human trafficking case.

Mom infected with flesh-eating bacteria seems to be on good road to recovery.

Violent police standoff in northern New Mexico leaves one man dead.

This Monday just keeps getting worse and worse: Gemini the two-faced kitten died.

Budget cuts in Oregon prison mean nearly 100 released inmates.

Everybody wants Jeremy Lin, but not everybody can afford him.

One does not simply cut off the power to Paul McCartney and Bruce Springsteen's microphones just as they are about to start a duet.

10 extremely absurd lawsuits.

Breaking Bad back for 5th (and final) season.

Rocking chair bed.

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• japan
• human trafficking
• police shooting
• kitten
• jeremy lin
• paul mccartney
• bruce springsteen
• breaking bad

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Voters will get a say on Obamacare.

"Today my mother declared my bedroom a disaster area."

Millions are without power amid record heatwave across the U.S.

A sound historian at Indiana University recreated the oldest record in history using just a printed photograph of the album.

Sign up now for your ABQ Trolley Co. 'Breaking Bad' tour.

New wildfire burning near Carlsbad caverns has grown to 5,000 acres.

Best thing to do when accused of cat hoarding: Deny, deny, deny.

Scientists at Brookhaven National Laboratory break world temperature record with high of 7.2 Trillion degrees Fahrenheit.

Shooting in Hobbs has left one man dead and another arrested.

The news just does not get any more hard-hitting than Lindsay Lohan's hair evolution throughout the years.

Robert "Downy" Jr.

RIP Minitel (France's predecessor to the world wide web).

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• reagan
• breaking bad
• wildfire
• carlsbad
• lindsay lohan
• robert downey jr.
• minitel

Egypt's high court orders that its parliament be dissolved.

Officers stumble across starving horses while looking for a man with a gun.

APD used stun guns, bean bag rounds and a police dog in the arrest of a 60-year-old man. Judge says: Pay up.

"Game of Thrones" sorry about using President Bush's head in scene about heads on pikes.

When is it OK to shoot someone in Albuquerque?

Drake and Chris Brown maybe got in a fist fight at a NY club, say police.

State's paying too much in jail and prison contracts.

The flavorful space between fresh and rotten.

Lara Croft to be put through harrowing attempted gang rape in Tomb Raider reboot so male players will feel compelled to protect her.

After a series of workers who make Apple products committed suicide, the company attempted to improve conditions. Yesterday, another worker committed suicide.

We're going to spy on Africa more.

Wine glass chess set makes for classiest drinking game ever.

Movies for women turn huge profits. So why doesn't Hollywood want to make those films? asks Meryl Streep.

Burger King's bacon sundae.

Ditch your car, city-dweller, and buy this folding pod on wheels.

Sony Pictures Television / Ben Leuner

 

Three cheers for the Alibi’s very own patriot / arts editor, Sam Adams! His fascinating profile on the Albuquerque-centric AMC show “Breaking Bad”—including candid insights from actors Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul and Anna Gunn—garnered a second-place spot in the super-competitive 2012 AltWeekly Awards. Take a moment to revisit “Raising Hell in the Land of Enchantment,” then raise a glass of Sam Adams to Sam Adams.

Military suicide rate at highest level in ten years.

Is the Obama administration using leaks to bolster the President's image?

Small town murder rates are climbing.

It's not gonna happen, Jeb Bush.

Fire at the the downtown Hyatt overnight.

How prepared is the military for the eventual alien invasion?

Georgia widow wins $3 million lawsuit after husband dies during three-way.

"We're not racists, we just want to be with white people." said racist KKK member while defending the group's Adopt-A-Highway application.

Self-destruct with Gordon Ramsay.

Dead toddler comes back to life, then doesn't

The most shoplifted items are …

Trees reveal mysterious 1,200 year old radiation burst.

ATTN sinners: Introvale birth control pills recalled.

Depraved penguin sex scandalized uptight polar explorers.

Don't worry Israel, those weird lights in the sky are just the Russians testing their ICBs.

115 years together is enough for these tortoises.

Fiona Apple has a new album.

Pizza Hut getting into the gross sandwich business.

Happy Birthday, Peter Dinklage!!!

Take the Central bus out of Downtown until 1:30 a.m. on Friday and Saturday nights.

Fatal shooting last night.

Commissioner Wiener says he’s going after the photographer who took the snap of him in a notorious red-light district in the Philippines. (He lost Tuesday’s election bad.)

Why is the weather in Westeros so crazy?

Political reporter Haussamen comes out against LGBT discrimination.

City comes out against unending yard sales.

Republicans in Florida outlaw voting on Sunday to suppress the African-American vote.

Jeb Bush says something nice about President Obama.

And ex-Prez Clinton says nice things about Mitt Romney.

Mr. Rogers remixed.

A forest-themed nightclub in Seattle.

Meat talk.

Flaming Lips post naked pictures of Erykah Badu and her sister, angering Badu.

Parents’ blood and spit can reveal fetus’ DNA.

A series of earthquakes in the U.S. was likely caused by fracking wastewater.

An earthquake in Indonesia leaves the country relatively uninjured.

The guy who plays Pinkman on “Breaking Bad” has been robbed in ABQ twice.

In Sunland Park, you can’t tell who donated to a campaign.

Two APD officers who were fired for misconduct could end up back on the job.

Zimmerman makes his first court appearance and will stay in jail.

Trayvon Martin’s family talks about the second-degree murder charge announced yesterday.

J.K. Rowling’s writing a book for adults.

Lil B’s 90-minute lecture at NYU.

This leaf may be able to easily wean opiate addicts off their drug. But the herbal remedy may soon be banned in the U.S.

Our oil’s coming from new countries.

The photos that created America’s child labor laws.

Debate about women, motherhood and work plays out between Democratic strategist Hilary Rosen and Ann Romney.

"Since there is an infinite number of alternative universes, there must be one in which there isn't an infinite number of alternative universes. Perhaps this is the one."

Ze Frank is back!

Car commercials with shooting.

Santa Fe Man killed after being thrown from his car during police chase.

Swedish tweeting whistleblower gets caught in his own speed trap.

What to ask yourself before buying a pooch.

Saddest Easter ever: 3-year-old gets left behind at park after egg hunt.

Meanwhile, an English boy finds a live hand grenade during his egg hunt.

More terrified children being held by horrifying Easter bunnies.

Just in case you didn't eat enough candy to make you barf this Easter, here are some recipes that incorporate Cadbury Cream Eggs.

Gotta love politicians and their tweets.

The forgotten story of the (would have been awesome) Star Trek Enterprise attraction that almost came to Vegas in 1992.

Suspects arrested in connection with Oklahoma shootings that left 3 dead and 2 injured.

Breaking Bad season 5 will be split and aired in 2 different sections.

Robots v. Pirates.

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• star trek
• rear window
• breaking bad
• police chase

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Go ahead and blame it on the liberal media to say it, but it appears that people are getting more jobs.

Watch your whip if you go to school in Las Cruces.

Speculations on a potential war between Iran and the U.S.

Drug smuggling into N.M., via airplane.

Komen Foundation restores Planned Parenthood funding.

Shooting yesterday in Walmart parking lot. Here's video.

Despite a common perception of assholishness, Mark Zuckerberg is still the boss.

For those who refer to cops as "pigs."

Possible (dead) chupacabra sighting in San Diego.

Not that anyone's talking about it, but the Superbowl is only two days away ...

"Breaking Bad," shitty 90s video game style.

This whole craze of shit people say: Here are one and two divergent takes on how it's interpreted in Chicago.

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Mitt Romney won Florida's Republican primary last night. Newt Gingrich isn't giving up (yet).

Chicago's draconian eavesdropping law poses problems for protestors and journalists at the upcoming G-8 summit.

Traffic crackdown in Rio Rancho.

New Mexico has a new prison gang with a lame name.

In response to an invasive abortion law, a Virginia state senator proposed an amendment requiring men seeking erectile dysfunction drugs to receive a rectal exam and stress tests.

Meet the monkey refugees of Louisiana.

Louis CK sold a sitcom to CBS.

Netflix won't be renting games after all.

DC Comics unveils its long-rumored line of Watchmen prequel comics. I wonder what Watchman co-creator Alan Moore thinks about it? "As far as I know … there weren't that many prequels or sequels to Moby Dick."

What does an artist with Alzheimer's paint?

Stephen Colbert's fake Super PAC raised more money than Sarah Palin's Super PAC.

Everything is cool guys, that red river in Texas was just polluted with pig blood.

SHEEP CYCLONE!!!!

Where did the Frito pie really come from?

Every overhead hand shot from Wes Anderson films.

Check out this recently discovered test footage from a proposed 1936 John Carter of Mars animated movie.

When I'm President this fake Breaking Bad RPG will be real.

Of these three trailers for returning HBO shows, I am excited about them in this order: Game of Thrones, Eastbound And Down and True Blood.

Completely mesmerized by this video.

Happy Birthday Garrett Morris!!!

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Mitt Romney wins the New Hampshire primary.

New Mexico schools are doing better than expected. Hooray for low expectations!

A Georgia third-grade math teacher in trouble for his slavery related math problems.

China has a serial killer problem.

Free ponies if Vermin Supreme is elected president!

New study shows child abuse rate at zero percent in lesbian households.

New Jersey Assemblyman dies in Statehouse after final vote of the session.

TSA finally clarifies the raging carryon cupcake controversy.

300 workers at a Chinese Xbox factory threaten mass suicide.

An almost completely reunited Van Halen is releasing a new album and about to go on tour. I hope Dave has been working on those high kicks.

They're having a FUCKIN' SALE in Osaka.

Do prisoners have the right to masturbate?

Did bigfoot ever really exist?

The first details on the live action Star Wars TV show are not good.

Breaking Bad's Giancarlo Esposito lets Reddit ask him anything.

Try not to laugh at this reporter.

4chan fashion advice.

Tea grown panda poo has a "mature and nutty taste."

Six things you'll pay more for in 2012.

Get well soon Tony Iommi!

If this doesn't convince you not to get your wang tattooed I don't know what will.

It's ok to hate a six-year-old girl, right? Cuz I really hate this six-year-old girl!

Is this a foul or a fail?

Happy birthday to the 54th Yokozuna, Wajima Hiroshi!!!

China recognizes Kim Jong Un as North Korea's new leader.

Sunni chief denies ordering the deaths of his political enemies.

Sarah Palin thinks it's not too late.

A new casino may be coming to the fairgrounds.

"This is wut happens wen my baby hits me back.;)"

Three local restaurants receive red stickers.

R.I.P. Captain America co-creator Joe Simon.

First Earth-sized planet discovered.

Should you get a QR-code tattoo?

Don't move!

Keep it cool guys, Jon Bon Jovi is not dead.

Simpsons + Breaking Bad

This youtube video about the Norwegian butter shortage will change your freaking life.

Keep those brain-eating amoebas out of your neti pot.

Happy Birthday John Hillerman!!!

Photo by Katy Murphy

“We are going to make a good product that does what it is supposed to as advertised—no emulsifiers, no baking powder, no bleach, no chile powder.”

A friend sent me this photo. It may or may not be the guy I bumped into Downtown on Saturday who gave me a teener of blue meth (i.e., cotton-candy flavored rock candy). Happy Halloween, Burque!

Trick or treat!