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The Daily Word in penis tattoos, 4Chan fashion advice and Vermin Supreme for president

Mitt Romney wins the New Hampshire primary.

New Mexico schools are doing better than expected. Hooray for low expectations!

A Georgia third-grade math teacher in trouble for his slavery related math problems.

China has a serial killer problem.

Free ponies if Vermin Supreme is elected president!

New study shows child abuse rate at zero percent in lesbian households.

New Jersey Assemblyman dies in Statehouse after final vote of the session.

TSA finally clarifies the raging carryon cupcake controversy.

300 workers at a Chinese Xbox factory threaten mass suicide.

An almost completely reunited Van Halen is releasing a new album and about to go on tour. I hope Dave has been working on those high kicks.

They're having a FUCKIN' SALE in Osaka.

Do prisoners have the right to masturbate?

Did bigfoot ever really exist?

The first details on the live action Star Wars TV show are not good.

Breaking Bad's Giancarlo Esposito lets Reddit ask him anything.

Try not to laugh at this reporter.

4chan fashion advice.

Tea grown panda poo has a "mature and nutty taste."

Six things you'll pay more for in 2012.

Get well soon Tony Iommi!

If this doesn't convince you not to get your wang tattooed I don't know what will.

It's ok to hate a six-year-old girl, right? Cuz I really hate this six-year-old girl!

Is this a foul or a fail?

Happy birthday to the 54th Yokozuna, Wajima Hiroshi!!!

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The Daily Word in Albuquerque had a really crappy weekend, celeb divorce, bird flu may be back

APD investigates dead body found in the middle of I-25.

One man shot and another stabbed in downtown Albuquerque New Year's Eve brawl.

Albuquerque police officer strikes and kills a pedestrian early on New Year's Day.

APD finds bloody scene at a Central bus stop but no victim.

Bad news for bronies.

Iwatchstuff's list of 10 movies not to look forward to in 2012.

Are American agents responsible for giving Hugo Chavez cancer?

Katy Perry and Russell Brand are splitsville.

Bird flu death reported in China.

Vintage poster outlines 23 ways to avoid marrying a girl.

First of NASA's twin GRAIL probes enters moon's orbit.

Police say a man in North Carolina tried to pay for his transaction at Wal Mart with a $1 million bill.

50 unexplainable black and white photographs.

How to make rage faces on facebook.

Man calls 911 after being hit by a grocery cart.

Pimp that snack.

Thanks Carl, Constance and Tom for the help!

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The Daily Word in Bjork, Girl Scout badges, zombie arrests and Grand Theft Auto

Bjork's new album has Tesla coils in it!

Occupy Las Cruces protesters given eviction notice from police.

Girls Scouts can earn locavore merit badges now.

Herman Cain says this is all Rick Perry's fault.

Cubans will be allowed to own property.

China and Russia have been spying on us.

"Zombie march ends in arrests."

Severely creepy old-tyme photographs.

Grand Theft Auto V will look like this.

Beware of frogs in your bagged salad.

Sarcastic responses to well-meaning signs. (Thanks Carl!)

Your grandpa could be a prostitute.

Thanks, Smashing Magazine: Free calendar wallpaper downloads for the month of November. I like the "The Most Productive Month."

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The Daily Word in Occupy Wall Street, Mitt Romney on free trade, Val Kilmer selling out

Occupy Wall Street marches onward as protesters maintain hold of Lower Manhattan park.

Wall Street protests planned for Santa Fe and Taos.

Marathon runner takes a bus to the finish line.

Breaking news: Lindsay Lohan gets fired from community service program.

Mitt Romney writes for the Washington Post about free trade in China.

The Lead/Coal project has pissed people off. How about the Copper project?

Brewers step up and beat Cards to knot NLCS.

Crash in Colorado kills deputy and five kids.

Italian prime minister ekes out confidence vote.

35 Maryland Bloods charged in kidnapping and murder case. Oh, indeed.

Val Kilmer sells most of his ranch to an oil magnate. First there was The Island of Dr. Moreau, now this.

How eating disorders play into the health care wars.

Don't get lost in a corn maze.

John Bear went to see Lynyrd Skynyrd. And ZZ Top.

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The Daily Word in Weezer death, horse tails and decapitation.

Beware the deadly three-ton satellite telescope falling to earth.

Beware the deadly horse tail thieves.

This 100-year-old bacteria probably won't kill us all.

Netflix cancels plans for Qwikster.

Look mom, no head!

Former Miss Iceland was tipster in Whitney Bolger fugitive case.

New Chinese opera about the 1911 revolution must not use the word revolution.

Paul McCartney still has enough money to get married.

RIP Weezer bassist Miley Welsh.

Send this to your dirtbag friends.

Beware the deadly hot dog thrower.

I wish I had an alligator bike.

How does Japanese art of the 1700s stack up against Europe’s?

What shall I read next?

Mathematicians reveal the newest imaginary number.

The boss tried to call.

I-25 was shut down for a jumper.

A toddler was shot in the head with a pellet gun.

Beware the mailbox bomber.

Happy birthday, David Lee Roth.

Thanks to Nayder and Moss for the link assists.

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The Daily Word in Hank Williams Jr. firing, Starbucks wanting your cash, and cell phone radiation warnings

It’s Election Day! Get out there and vote.

Starbucks is going to be asking for $5 donations to help stimulate the economy.

If you need more ways to lose your hard-earned money, Starbucks also sells coffee-stained t-shirts for $85.

ESPN pulls Hank Williams Jr.’s “Monday Night Football” theme after he compares Obama and Hitler.

A new law in San Francisco requires cell phone retailers to display radiation warnings.

A bear attacks a couple inside their home.

South Park turns 15, with brand new episodes airing tomorrow.

Watch 100 of the best f-bombs in film.

Lobo men’s basketball tickets are on sale today at The Pit.

Brianna Amat kicks the game-winning field goal the same night she is named homecoming queen.

China threatens a trade war with the U.S. due to a proposed bill that lets China’s currency rise.

You can buy San Francisco’s Albion Castle, complete with tunneled water caverns.

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The Daily Word in Tim Gunn, The Sucklord and teleportation

Second report also clears Darren White.

Onion joke goes terribly wrong.

Tim Gunn is coming to New Mexico.

Race car champ Al Unser Jr. arrested for DWI.

12-year-old finds out she’s pregnant after sexual assault.

Chemical castration for pedophiles in South Korea.

ICE sweeps the country, picks up 2,901 undocumented immigrants, 36 in New Mexico.

Feds may challenged four state immigration laws.

The advertising genius behind “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.”

Meet The Sucklord, asshole.

Online dating is hard.

Sex-toy company is launching a vibrator into space.

China’s also going to space.

The album that changed everything 20 years ago.

A dress made of cow and yak nipples.

Tiny robot rocket jumps.

45 years of KUNM.

Gov. Martinez to appoint Commish Block’s replacement. His resignation was announced yesterday.

Why rats feel like they’re being teleported all the time.

This cantaloupe thing is serious, the deadliest food-borne outbreak since 1998.

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The Daily Word in armlessness, the Kegelmaster 2000, turkey insemination, and

Antique armless race car driver, modern armless race car driver.

Ten amazing armless people including a guy who played Let It Be for The Pope.

Did Jan Van Eyck invent oil painting?

Look at this mud puddle.

Watch this Englishman put out a fire with a vacuum cleaner.

Photo gallery of things people save when they escape from their burning house.

300+ mph jet powered.... Schoolbus.

Police raid "sexual healing" church in Phoenix.

Just try bringing up the subject of Kegel exercises in the digital age and someone will find the Kegelmaster 2000. It's the world's first progressive resistance vaginal exerciser, in case you didn't know.

Here is one man who is not afraid of radiation poisoning in Fukushima.

Update on the Chinese ghost-city of Ordos.

Everything you never wanted to know about pigeon shit on your roof.

Turkey inseminator.

Let's check in with Blue Andy Rooney.

What happened on 9/11/1972? The beginning of The Pinto Affair, which could have been avoided according to the WORLD'S MOST BORING MAN.

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The Daily Word in newspapers, cop-sex, and JSOC

Vote for the best animated T.V. theme.

"Alcohol doesn't make you behave badly, it just stops you from caring...."

Two major Beijing newspapers suddenly have a new "publisher:" the Propaganda Bureau.

There is no safer place to invest your money than print media, according to... The Onion.

Commander of Libyan rebel forces says he was tortured by the C.I.A. who, documents prove, worked with Ghaddafi.

Ten enduring myths about the U.S. space program.

New Mexico State Police cop caught copulating on car in front of canine has been fired.

Update on the New Mexico based Lone Ranger film shoot that is on hold.

Excellent Washington Post article about the recent exponential growth of JSOC, the United States' "secret army."

Berlusconi calls Italy "Shitaly." OK, he only said "shitty," but that's his cross to bear.

Self-powered cyborg beetles.

Utah Bigfoot sighting (thank you, Nick Brown.)

On this day in 1967 Sweden switched from driving on the left to driving on the right.

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The Daily Word: 8.5.11

Facebook, assaulting Philly buses, kidnapping babies, and weasels planning for the future

Rio Rancho bank robber still on the loose.

Gunmen shoot up Phillu bus.

Mark Zuckerberg's sister leaves Facebook.

Officials kidnap babies in China.

Head of India's Congress Party had surgery in the United States.

Juno to Jupiter!

Perhaps Obama didn't lose to GOP.

A seven-year-old kid's prehistoric blog.

Mac vs. PC.

South American weasel-like animals plan for the future.

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The Daily Word: 7.21.2011- Oslo bombing, Greece bailout, Malawi protesters and gays in the military

And do those newspaper mugshots of DWI arrestees do anything?

Oslo rocked by bombing.

Pentagon repealing the "don't ask, don't tell" law.

Let's save Greece.

Farm thieves!

Lucian Freud, significant artist and grandson of Sigmund, dies at 88.

Ostalgia: New York exhibition features work by artists from former Soviet Block.

Newspaper mug shot shaming of DWI arrestees may not be working.

Heatwave seizes United States and Canada. Yep.

Malawi citizens protest unemployment, lack of aid and president, Bingu wa Mutharika.

Canada deports Chinese man accused of smuggling, who sought refugee status.

How to identify Southeast Asian sea life.


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The Daily Word 6.26.11: Ai Weiwei released; Bunchofuckingoofs book; don't take your two-year-old to Hooters

Female Beiber look-alike sings about what it's like to be a female Beiber look-alike.

French seagull steals video cam and documents a seagull's flight.

Horsebic. NO idea wtf is going on here, but if it's your thing there is contact info.

"I didn't think it would be weird to take the kids to Hooters...."

Another talking dog.

Gallery of stupid family pet portraits.

Large British crisps.


LulzSec announced retirement.

Here's s chart of global cocaine prices. Retail.

Classic CNN interview with Tommy Chong and Paul Chabot.

Chinese artist Ai Weiwei released from prison last Friday.

Dissident Hu Jia got out today.

Dirty Drunk and Punk, a book about Toronto's own band/gang/collective/weirdos Bunchofuckingoofs came out.

R.I.P Columbo, a.k.a Peter Falk. "Hey is that Columbo?"


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The Daily Word 6.18.11:Gene Simmons' wife is pissed; Austria in China; the rich are getting richer; bulb-cam!

When my dad and I were hustlers. Reminds one of Lynda Barry novel Cruddy, without the Old Skullpopper.

The Rail Runner will no longer run on weekends.

Luna, NM evacuated as Wallow Fire Spreads in NM.

So many good Gawker video posts this week. Gene Simmons' wife is finally fed up (....) Target stores anti-union video with sinister music.... Just spend the day watching all of them.

How about some Mr. Yuk while we're at it.


Ferrous Archives 50's parade photo forensics.

Jim Woodring has a new comic, er "Graphic Novel."

"Cursed retro-futuristic Taiwan tourist resort."

Austrian village duplicated in China.

Barefoot Bandit pleads guilty, seems he may still get off lightly.

E Street Band horn player Clarence Clemens died. Here's that Rosalita video MTV played nearly every goddamn hour in the mid-80's.

More video: Iggy, Brian James Glen Matlock and an unidentifiable drummer play I Wanna Be Your Dog (1981, crap video, bad audio.)

World's longest burning light-bulb, with bulb-cam.

Executive pay is ten times what it was in '70's America.

A woman killed herself with a steamroller.

Do you have a problem in your life? Please refer to this diagram.

NEWS

The Daily Word 6.5.11: moon rocks; Slutwalks; ruin-porn; exploding Russian arms depot

Third day of unceasing explosions at a Russian arms depot.

Oft-quoted biblical passages that aren't biblical passages.

Being a prick is a non-stop global project for Donald Trump.

Stupid Sarah Palin stupidly defends her stupid telling of Paul Revere's ride.

Selling moon rocks at Denny's, "United States vs. One Moon Rock," and other amazing stories involving black-market moon rocks.

“It’s easy to forget that change starts with anger, and that history has always been made by badasses.” Slutwalks.

Yemen just fell out of the frying pan and into the fire.

Short article about why the Three Gorges Dam in China was built and how it has wreaked havoc in central China, where there is now a severe drought.

Ruin-Porn. With links to collections of all-Detroit ruin-porn.

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The Daily Word With No Red Light Cameras, Panhandling Dogs, Crazy Violent Peter Fonda

Peter Fonda is teaching his grandchildren how to use rifles in a conflict with President Obama.

... But how can you despise a man who calmly downs a Guiness pint during his visit to Ireland?

Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis says crime will increase if there’s no NFL season next year.

Look at these 25 really awesome photos from China.

The ASPCA is investigating this panhandling dog that has become a fixture at Yankee Stadium and Citi Field.

Employees are forced to wear collars at this flea-infested casino in New Zealand.

The Supreme Court orders California to release nearly 46,000 prisoners to ease overcrowding.

New Rapture date! October 21st, 2011.

This first-person video of the Joplin, Mo. tornado is chilling.

That tornado is now recognized as the deadliest in the country since 1953 with the death toll at 117.

Russell Brand was kicked out of Japan.

All red light cameras have been turned off in Albuquerque after the city’s contract with Redflex ended.

There’s plenty more of this effing wind all week.

&#^&#%#^#*(! 47 percent of Facebook walls are covered in profanity.

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