V.18 No.38 | 9/17/2009
Where the Hell Am I?
By Juan Maloso
Hi, my name is Juan Maloso and I live nowhere.
I am what you call a city slicker, but my chosen line of work has taken me to small towns across America. I move more than Mongolian sheep herders. I never get to really know anyone outside of work, and before long, I move on.
Most of these locales are at the very least semi-rural and at the most, the country.
Since I was born and raised on concrete, the country is often a source of amusement—the amusement of the country residents at me.
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