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You Are Going Down

Denver is talking shit about Albuquerque!

So. Two years ago, a tribe of mostly Albuquerque-based nerds went to the Geeks Who Drink Geek Bowl in Denver ... and they won. Boo yah. We wrote about it.

Coldcock!!! (as they call themselves) returned to the trivia competition last year and took second place.

The taste of glory remains fresh in Albuquerque’s collective mouth. But now Denver comedian Adam Cayton-Holland (adamisfreakingoutrightnow.com) is trying to taint our nerds’ hard-won victory with the bitter flavor of shitty jokes.

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Oh, Denver. I thought your inability to grasp what “Mexican food” is, not to mention the fact that your city planners can’t stop playing footsie with the Klan, were bad. But sending some no-name comic to fan the flames of contempt—with balloon fiesta material (uggghhhh), no less—how could you stoop so low?

John Dicker, Quizmaster-in-Chief of the Geeks Who Drink pub quiz franchise, passed the video along to the Alibi this morning.

Hey, Denver. Fuck you. You’re going down.

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On: Goggles, Crushes, a Saw Factory, the Wrench

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Rusalka

Rain and rain and rain

+ sweaty me + facepaint = eye bath in the blazes. Later, I will dump 4 oz. of beer directly into my left eye when flailing dancers erupt because the Hot White chick is twisting on the floor all pained and sexy and furious. I should have worn the goggles.

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Christina the Hun

Night two of Titwrench.

Let me tell you about Rusalka. Crushing, just crushing. Audience presses in tight, clumps around her table on the floor. We contract as she pulses. Some people get all choked up. And I don’t think it’s because they’re sad.

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Burrow Owl

Christina the Hun plays drums and sings/speaks/shouts. Her drumming punches one in the neck? Nah. More like a hearty back slap that stings. Her lyrics definitely finger one’s guts. She finishes each song with a sheepish chuckle.

Burrow Owl reads like some high-frequency priestess ushering in piercing, saw factory-like sonics with slight movements of her raised arm.

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Hell-Kite

Hell-Kite’s voice is probably my favorite of the weekend. And that’s saying something because singing talent squirts amply from the Tit(wrench).

And more. More I didn’t film.

Someone else will have to tell you about night three. Jobs, etc., yank us back home. Driving out of Denver we wonder: How will the festival organizers make it through another night? After Friday, they look spent. After Saturday? Damn. And still, another frantic, astonishing evening in front of them. Can’t wait for 2010. Thank you, women of the wrench.

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    On: Cake Batter Air, Avant Opera, Composting

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    Sybil Vane

    NOTE: Hell-Kite is playing Albuquerque tonight on its way back from Titwrench. Friends, get thee to the house show.

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    No parking at a noise(esque) show? I’m sure it’s occurred in history, but not in mine. We roll up in our mom van (blue Toyota, three-disc CD player from the ’90s, drives like a champ) to Rhinoceropolis, an outsider venue in Denver’s industrial district.

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    Origami Hands from Ft. Collins. A pretty song about composting.

    Tired. Late. Stinky. Sitting among piles of gear and a delicate giant albatross puppet. Happy though. Way happy. Everyone involved will echo the sentiment in these next 48 (or so) hours, but an all-girl, DIY, experimental music fest is fucking good for the soul. Camaraderie. Inspiration. Best of all, the music is unfailingly phenomenal. A-games all around.

    The room is hot. Hot Paris Hilton hot. And hot temperature hot. Stuffy. Who can live in humidity? The air is cake batter and I’m trying to suck it in through my pinhole nostrils.

    Catch a beautiful set by local Sybil Vane. (Can’t find a web presence for her. Anyone else?) Showtunes. Lounge. Opera. Hilarious narrative about turning 30, about breaking bottles in the street after a relationship ends only to fall asleep to the sound of her neighbor sweeping up the shards. Brutal. Hilarious. The pianist shouts down the backyard partiers. Then spotlights his homemade man tits in honor of Titwrench. Vane closes with “Like a Virgin” and rounds it off by screaming about what it’s really like to lose one’s virginity. Walks up to me first to screech in my face. I must look alarmed—sister dies laughing next to me.

    I only take two video clips all night. Stupid. Nothing personal, just burnt documentation on my part. All performers were something to see. But festival organizers had someone filming every night. When/if those become available, I’ll blog it here.

    Tomorrow: Night two. Beer in my eye. Noisier.

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      Titwrench

       
       

      Friday a.m. I’ll be loading local noise chicas into a minivan (thanks, mom!) and driving out to Denver for what promises to be one nipple-twister of a music fest. We’re going as Milch de la Máquina, a group that formed around the beginning of ’09 just to play in the all-girl experimental gathering Titwrench.

      We’re bringing: string instruments, black feathers, thumb piano, goggles, many fx, bass, contact mics, voices and a giant albatross puppet with car speakers for eyes that requires all four of us to operate.

      I mention this only to point you to the lineup, curated by Sarah Slater. (Descriptions ganked right from the Titwrench page.):

      ASHLEY PAUL and ELI KESZLER (Dissonant clatter improv from Providence, RI)

      BAST (Dance from San Francisco, CA)

      BECCA MHALEK (Improv by Ex-Nightshark saxaphonist from Los Angeles, CA)

      BOYS LIFE (Debut performance from Denver, CO)

      BURROW OWL (Harsh noise from Vancouver, BC)

      CHRISTINA THE HUN (Drummer/Singer extraordinaire from Fort Collins, CO)

      DÖERSOVIT (Post-Riot Grrrl from Denver, CO)

      EMILY FREMBGEN (Deep folk from Denver, CO)

      FANCIE (Multi-media artist/composer from Berlin, DE)

      HELL-KITE (Dark experimental folk from Tempe, AZ)

      HDOT (Video Art from Denver, CO)

      JUANITA WOW (Burlesque from Denver, CO)

      LADY PARTS (Avant-chamber pop from Denver, CO)

      LAST EYES (Experimental solo from Denver, CO)

      CHRISTIAN TEENAGE RUNAWAYS (Glam Post-Punk from Denton, TX)

      LUST CATS OF THE GUTTERS (Garage love rock from Denver, CO)

      MARLO EGGPLANT (Experimental noise from Seattle, WA)

      MARRIED IN BERDICHEV (Ethereal noise from Denver, CO)

      MUTATING MELTDOWN (Noise-Punk trio incl. members of Finally Punk from Austin, TX )

      NIGHT OF JOY (Dreamy no-wave from Denver, CO)

      ORIGAMI HANDS (Lap Steel/Synth duo from Fort Collins, CO)

      RACHAEL POLLARD (Folk from Denver, CO)

      ROMA X MANKILLER (aka Joy Von Spain-Industrial noise with vocals from Seattle, WA)

      RUSALKA (Harsh electronic noise from Vancouver, BC)

      SALINA GOMEZ (Video art from Denver, CO)

      SYBIL VANE (Avant-opera-punk from Denver, CO)

      TIT 4 TAT (Collective experimental from Denver, CO)

      (VIA) (Electronic fluids noise from Denver, CO)

      YELLOW ELEPHANT (Sweet ambiance from Denver, CO)

      ZAYANTE SPOILS (Avant cello-voice-distortion from Boulder, CO)

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