First you were installed upside down, now you are broken.

The outlet cracked.

• suck
• lame
• bad day
• depressed
• depressing
• broke
• broken
• outlet

• Not as bad as my day. (Madmammajamma) [ Thu Nov 11 2010 1:11 PM ]
  

I blame the Halloween candy.

The chair broke.

• suck
• lame
• bad day
• depressed
• depressing
• broke
• broken chair
• chair

• Yep. (freedumb) [ Fri Nov 5 2010 12:18 PM ]
  
• Trust me (editorial) [ Fri Nov 5 2010 2:19 PM ]
  

stupid egg can't do anything right.

I dropped an egg.

• aw, you don't have to make a self-fulfillin​g prophecy out of it ... (aw0L) [ Thu Nov 4 2010 11:26 AM ]
  
• Why (nozlkoff) [ Thu Nov 4 2010 11:46 AM ]
  

 

Fiverr is a new website where people post jobs they're willing to do for five dollars. I've been feeling pretty good lately so I'm considering buying "I will write a depressing song with your subject for $5"

• That's awesome. (davisi) [ Wed Mar 24 2010 12:03 PM ]