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V.20 No.26 | 6/30/2011

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The Daily Word on forest fires, facebook fun and other freaky favorites.

Happy 4th of July!

The Daily Word

Monsoon season arrives late for the party.

The Las Conchas fire was caused by an aspen tree that lost consciousness.

Instead of fireworks, I’m going to create a deadly lightning strike.

The average face is a good deal more attractive than mine.

Here’s a good use of Facebook.

Compared to a coffee bean, how big is an ameoba, really?

Monkey ride pig.

Create your own unfunny Garfield comic.

Online acting lessons really work.

Happy birthday, John Waite. Imma get him a cell phone.

V.20 No.23 |

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The Daily Word 6.12.11: Mad Libs; fat-cats; The Wienerlogues; Wallow Fire update

The Daily Word

IMF was hacked.

Leonard B. Stern, creator of Mad Libs, died last week. Online Mad Lib here.

Paul Krugman tells it like it is: we're all getting screwed by the fat-cats.

Bill Maher and Jane Lynch dramatize one of Wiener's facebook exchanges with the Vegas blackjack dealer. NSFW.

30 minute brawl on Virgin Airways flight.

Beautiful pictures of a decaying Soviet-era airbase. Here's a picture gallery of the world's largest underground airbase in former Yugoslavia.

Lily Allen got married, and she's pregnant.

Lily Allen stalking/kidnapping Elton John reminds me of one of the greatest films of all time! Watch the entire film on YouTube!

SPACE GIRL.

Valentina Tershkova was the first woman in space.

Slutwalk London.

The Wallow Fire is now in New Mexico, approaching the Gila Forest. Map.

Using Groupon "worst decision I ever made," says merchant.

On this day in 1944 the first V-1 Rockets landed on London.

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The Daily Word: Fire, Facebook faces, Morrissey

The Daily Word

Arizona fire nears an electrical grid and may reach it tomorrow. Thousands in New Mexico could lose power.

The smoke is bad for your pets.

Lady found her engagement diamondwhich she lost in 1997.

Belgian festival to ban meat (including its specialty horse sausages) on the day Morrissey will perform.

Who wouldn't want to play with deer guts?

Why Rep. Weiner is probably terrified of Hillary Clinton.

Earth is full-up.

Primus still sux.

Europe also not a fan of Facebook's facial recognition software.

Repairman rigged computers so they would take pictures of their female owners.

Gentler video games.

V.20 No.21 |

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The Daily Word: Weinergate, Motorboating A Reporter, Breaking Bad Season 4 Trailer

The Daily Word

Weinergate continues to gain steam after Rep. Weiner's angry exchange with reporters.

Albuquerque middle school student dies from head injury he suffered on campus.

Sarah Palin met Donald Trump in New York for a crazy person pizza summit.

Los Lunas pastor arrested and charged with sexual assault.

F-16s scrambled after midflight fight.

E. Coli tainted cucumbers spread across Europe.

ACLU fights to get porn into South Carolina prisons.

Attorney General Eric Holder orders HBO to make at least one more season of The Wire.

ZOMG! Breaking Bad season 4 trailer!

Miami Heat win the first game of the NBA Finals.

Good news: those rumored Blake Lively nude photos are fake.

The world’s oldest mathematical object.

Reactions from people who don't know what The Onion is.

New spiny-headed Cambrian anomalocaridid revealed by scientists.

Rampage Jackson tries to motorboat a reporter during a post-fight interview.

Interrupting old man is my new hero.

DC Comics hits the reset button.

Rapper Sean Kingston is in stable condition after jet-ski accident.

The 13 best lawyers in comic books.

In praise of that guy who was always screaming on old comic book covers.

First 3 minutes of True Blood season 4!

Happy Birthday René Auberjonois!!!

V.20 No.21 | 5/26/2011

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The Daily Word With No Red Light Cameras, Panhandling Dogs, Crazy Violent Peter Fonda

The Daily Word

Peter Fonda is teaching his grandchildren how to use rifles in a conflict with President Obama.

... But how can you despise a man who calmly downs a Guiness pint during his visit to Ireland?

Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis says crime will increase if there’s no NFL season next year.

Look at these 25 really awesome photos from China.

The ASPCA is investigating this panhandling dog that has become a fixture at Yankee Stadium and Citi Field.

Employees are forced to wear collars at this flea-infested casino in New Zealand.

The Supreme Court orders California to release nearly 46,000 prisoners to ease overcrowding.

New Rapture date! October 21st, 2011.

This first-person video of the Joplin, Mo. tornado is chilling.

That tornado is now recognized as the deadliest in the country since 1953 with the death toll at 117.

Russell Brand was kicked out of Japan.

All red light cameras have been turned off in Albuquerque after the city’s contract with Redflex ended.

There’s plenty more of this effing wind all week.

&#^&#%#^#*(! 47 percent of Facebook walls are covered in profanity.

V.20 No.20 | 5/19/2011

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The Daily Word with AIDS Cures, North Pole Takeovers, Kids Named “Like”

The Daily Word

Iran is building missle launch bases in Venezuela.

The HIV “immunity gene” may have cured this 45-year-old man of AIDS.

Mitt Romney raises a cool $10 million in eight hours for his presidential campaign.

Get the hell out, Santa; Denmark plans to claim the North Pole.

Remember that ridiculous McDonald’s beating video? Two of the teens have been charged with hate crimes.

A California bill could allow parents to edit their children’s Facebook pages.

...And this Facebook-addicted couple names their baby “Like.” Wow.

There are other ways to show your best friend you care instead of decapitating him with a chainsaw

Seth MacFarlane plans to reboot “The Flinstones.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger admits to fathering a child with his household staffer.

Albuquerque City Council took no action to extend a red light camera contract with Redflex.

Let’s all mourn the death of the world’s oldest panda. She was 34!

V.20 No.19 |

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The Daily Word: Melatonin-Laced Brownies, No Heaven For You, Oprah's Final Guests

The Daily Word

U.S. Army Corps of Engineers opened the of floodgates on the Morganza Spillway, forcing almost 4,000 people to evacuate.

Man stabbed after parking space argument.

The abandoned Anasazi Building is getting some security upgrades.

Space Shuttle Endeavour launches on its final mission to deliver the Alpha Magnetic Spectrometer.

Denver school district bans breast cancer awareness bracelet.

Roswell teen arrested and charged with posting a nude photo of his girlfriend on Facebook after she refused sex.

The most powerful atomic clock EVER!

Steven Hawking: There is no heaven.

Scientists discover an obesity master switch.

The $190,000 bar tab.

Netflix announces deal with Miramax to bring hundreds of films to it's popular streaming service.

Meet Albuquerque's Red Light Camera Queen.

NBC renews Celebrity Apprentice.

Chuck E. Cheese is sued for promoting gambling in kids.

Stupid plankers.

Oprah reveals her final guest list.

Are Lazy Cakes the next Four Loco?

Happy Birthday Tori Spelling!!!

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The Daily Word: 5.13.11- revenge attacks, future of journalism, bring your passport, decapitated bodies

A bunch of serious, depressing stories and a couple bright ones

The Daily Word

Revenge bombing in Pakistan may be first of many.

Europe to curtail passport-free travel, stopper immigration.

Robert Krulwich, Radiolab host, gives commencement speech on the future of journalism.

Facebook paid PR firm to smear Google.

Nineteen decapitated bodies found in Durango, Mexico since Monday.

Two cyclists hit by cars Thursday, one dead. Not cool.

NM Forest Service to close several forests due to extreme fire danger.

Murders/suicide in Idaho leaves
five dead.

Mapfund announces a million in grants to groundbreaking performers.

The Oatmeal instructions for being a bad salesperson.

V.20 No.17 |

NEWS

The Daily Word 5.1.11: Bin Laden is dead, again!; Dust Bowl; Facebook censorship; Chinese try to ban smoking, again

The Daily Word

Osama bin Laden: He couldn't be killed by bunker busters(warning: propoganda footage,) he survived dialysis, but the West's boogeyman appears to have been killed outside his mansion near Islamabad? Watch President Obama's statement anywhere.

Royal Wedding-related Facebook censorship?

Documentary about the Screen Gems Logo, The S From Hell.

Vin Diesel instructional break dancing video.

Great old documentary about the Dust Bowl with oral histories recorded in 1960.

Hey John Bear, Oklahoma is now drier than it was during the Dust Bowl.

Scroll down after clicking this link to read about the other controversial shit the Superman character has pulled in his comic books.

"Someone will be crowned the Milwaukee Air-Sex Champion."

Obama actually displayed a sense of humor at the White House Correspondents Dinner. 'Course he has the best writers....

"Mr. Universe" incident.

There is NO WAY Chinese are going to stop smoking like diesels in public or anywhere else.

It was Willie Nelson's 78th Birthday yesterday. Ain't it Funny How Time Slips Away (who's the guy in the Nudie suit?)

V.20 No.14 |

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The Daily Word: Tuition hikes, Beverly Cleary, burka ban, Demi Lovato

The Daily Word

County official's son killed by APD.

Tuition climbs at UNM and CNM.

An Arizona bill that would legalize guns in all public and government buildings is almost through the legislature. People in Tucson don't like it.

How is Fukushima NOT like Chernobyl?

Mom drives her minivan and three kids into the Hudson River but lets one boy go.

The first loose-lipped mob boss takes the stand.

President Obama is going to weigh in on the deficit.

Burka ban takes effect in France, and two women have been arrested.

Death toll hits 116 in the mass grave in Mexico.

Demi Lovato candid about eating disorder.

The Facebook guy is maybe a jerk.

Dogs left in the nuclear zone.

Fish theft.

Sugar Ray Leonard eliminated from "Dancing With the Stars."

An interview with author Beverly Cleary (she wrote the Ramona Quimby books), who turned 95 yesterday.

Jenny from the block is People Magazine's most beautiful person.

Hugh Grant spies on a wiretapping tabloid reporter. Revenge!

V.20 No.13 | 3/31/2011

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The Daily Word, starring Robert Gibbs, Lady Gaga and Randy Quaid.

The Daily Word

A deadly Egyptian cobra is loose in the Bronx Zoo.

Facebook may hire Robert Gibbs, Obama’s former press secretary.

Teens get sad when they can’t tell Facebook is full of phoneys.

What the heck is Earth Hour? I guess it was Saturday.

Scientists have created an amazing plastic from fruit fibers and this is the last you will ever hear of it.

Learn how to write a Manifesto and read some that others have written.

All animals are tasty in a city under siege.

Urine-boiled eggs are also tasty, but the recipe is hard to read.

Hear the song “Star Whackers” by Randy Quaid.

See the Colorado UFO.

A misunderstanding caused Tolkein to reject Maurice Sendak’s Hobbit illustrations.

There were almost some snakes on a plane.

Big Brother tracks you with your cell phone.

There’s a magazine for the gay military.

Share in the scientific passion for severed heads.

I ain’t gonna pee pee my bed tonight.

Vandals hit the Albuquerque Karting Club hard!

DCF reports on crippling new developments in the Lead/Coal Construction.

Something might finally happen with the Anasazi building.

Albuquerque may get a new nudie bar.

A drunk driver hit five people in a parking lot at 4770 Montgomery (Graham Central Station?) yesterday.

Take Ben Radford’s Chupa Challenge for a quick $250.

Happy birthday, Lady Gaga.

Thanks to Geoffrey Anjou and Tom Nayder for today’s un-boring links.

V.20 No.12 | 3/24/2011

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The Daily Word sings of leprechauns, hangovers and space coke.

The Daily Word

Japan’s radiation problems continue.

The U.N. debates what to do about Libya.

It’s St. Patrick’s Day and Obama’s really an O’Bama.

She makes the same face in every picture.

Hangovers get worse as you get older. Unless you stay in constant practice.

People are critical of NASA’s space powder program.

33% of Staten Island is on pain pills.

Good guy Seann William Scott gets a thumbs up from Gawker for seeking help.

Who will be interim chief medical officer?

In 1997 a Roswell woman saw a leprechaun.

Ah, the ever fascninating Hensel Twins.

A funny thing happened to a loser and everybody felt good.

APD officers need to be careful with Facebook or it’s firesville.

It could be curtains for the Radisson Hotel and Water Park.

There will be an open casting call for The Avengers in about a week.

There are more local stories from Alexis over at DCF.

Happy birthday, Kurt Russell.

Thanks to Geoffrey Anjou and Tom Nayder for story links and constant emotional support.

V.20 No.9 |

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The Daily Word 3.4.11: Crooked cops, children of crooked cops and Libya

The Daily Word

Valencia County deputy faces kidnapping and extortion charges.

Former sheriff's daughter faces counterfeiting charges.

Drunk driver drinks in front of cops during traffic stop.

Lawyer wants to see cops' Facebook pages.

Interpol issues alert for Gadhafi.

Basketball player dies after winning shot.

'River of Blood' reported inside Libyan city.

Burqa ban goes in effect in France next month.

Child molester to be castrated so he can get parole.

Happy birthday, Bobby Womack.

V.20 No.4 |

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The Daily Word 01.27.11: FBI is pervy, women and $$$, PNM execs make millions

The Daily Word

State Supreme Court tells Gov. Martinez to quit blocking eco rules. (Read about the regulation halting here.)

PNM wants to raise prices 25 percent. Its executives make millions.

3-year-old dies in Albuquerque. Police say he was beaten by his mom and her boyfriend. The boy's father says he tried to get custody for months.

Body found in a freezer in a Carlsbad-area home.

Hundreds of YouTube viewers want to ask the president about marijuana.

TV star from Albuquerque talks about being gay.

Would-be victim helps would-be mugger.

Sexy times at the FBI.

The Army lost a little bit of nerve agent in Salt Lake City, forcing the lockdown of a military weapons testing ground.

Bush and co. violated election law, report says.

O author revealed.

The Packer from Pittsburgh.

Facebook founder's Facebook page hacked.

The diversion memo that tricked Hitler.

Women are better with money than men, says WSJ article.

V.20 No.3 | 1/20/2011

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The Daily Word 1.18.11: Iran hates love, resurrecting the mammoth, Facebook mug shots

The Daily Word

Former Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger has a drug problem. The drug? The power of being governor.

Fuck love! Iran bans production of all Valentine’s Day gifts.

Ricky Gervais hit the ball out of the park with his snide satire hosting the Golden Globes.

Protests and civil unrest are ripping Tunisia apart.

WikiLeaks strikes again; Julian Assange to release the tax info of 2,000 very wealthy people.

Dick Cheney says Obama has “learned from experience” that the Bush policies were right. I’ve “learned from experience” that Cheney is still an idiot.

Holy Jurassic Park! A team of scientists are trying to clone and bring back the extinct mammoth.

TV personality Regis Philbin is finally calling it quits at age 79.

The Supreme Court rejects an appeal from opponents of D.C.’s same-sex marriage law.

Chihuahua vs. Owl: The Battle for World Domination.

A California city considers posting drunk drivers’ mug shots on Facebook.

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