V.20 No.37 | 9/15/2011
The Daily Word in penis-infiltrating eels, Listeria outbreaks, and Amelia Earhart’s goggles
By Adam Fox [ Tue Sep 13 2011 10:48 AM ]
A U.S. embassy in Kabul, Afghanistan is under attack.
A man sneaks a stun gun past security during the Dallas Cowboys and New York Jets football game.
A man inadvertently makes a bomb threat on a train after having a Final Destination-style dream.
An eel is removed from a man’s bladder. This was after it entered through the penis. Cringe.
An obese man sues White Castle because he can’t fit into the seats.
Check out the ultra-Orthodox Jewish version of Facebook, FaceGlat.
A Listeria outbreak that claimed three lives in New Mexico may be coming from cantaloupe.
Horses wearing the numbers 9, 1, and 1 win the first three races at Belmont on 9/11.
Amelia Earhart’s iconic goggles are sold for more than $17,000 at an auction.
The top 10 best video game cheat codes are a blast from the glorious past.
Reasons why you shouldn’t be friends with your mother on Facebook.
Happy 15th Anniversary, Tupac!
V.20 No.31 |
The Daily Word with an upcoming Anonymous attack, Ted Bundy's blood and a Chinese landlord scorpion attack
By Tom Nayder [ Wed Aug 10 2011 10:33 AM ]
Anonymous is gearing up to attack Facebook this November.
The Congressional Supercommittee has been chosen.
North and South Korea exchange fire.
President Obama can't catch a break.
FBI agent discusses the West Mesa buried bodies case.
Missouri high school bans Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse-5.
America is not ready for President Rick Perry.
Recently discovered vial of Ted Bundy's blood may help uncover more murders.
The Onion is starting a paywall.
Probably not a good idea to heckle Aziz Ansari.
Chinese landlord releases thousands of scorpions to chase away his tenants.
Thomas the Imperialist Tank Engine.
Tim Heidicker (of Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!) saw a UFO.
Six things that were probably built by aliens.
The Daily Word: 8.5.11
Facebook, assaulting Philly buses, kidnapping babies, and weasels planning for the future
By Summer Olsson [ Fri Aug 5 2011 11:44 AM ]
Rio Rancho bank robber still on the loose.
Gunmen shoot up Phillu bus.
Mark Zuckerberg's sister leaves Facebook.
Officials kidnap babies in China.
Head of India's Congress Party had surgery in the United States.
Juno to Jupiter!
Perhaps Obama didn't lose to GOP.
A seven-year-old kid's prehistoric blog.
South American weasel-like animals plan for the future.
V.20 No.26 | 6/30/2011
The Daily Word on forest fires, facebook fun and other freaky favorites.
Happy 4th of July!
By Nick Brown [ Mon Jul 4 2011 10:44 AM ]
Monsoon season arrives late for the party.
The Las Conchas fire was caused by an aspen tree that lost consciousness.
Instead of fireworks, I’m going to create a deadly lightning strike.
The average face is a good deal more attractive than mine.
Here’s a good use of Facebook.
Compared to a coffee bean, how big is an ameoba, really?
Create your own unfunny Garfield comic.
Online acting lessons really work.
Happy birthday, John Waite. Imma get him a cell phone.
V.20 No.23 |
The Daily Word 6.12.11: Mad Libs; fat-cats; The Wienerlogues; Wallow Fire update
By Geoffrey Plant [ Sun Jun 12 2011 10:54 AM ]
IMF was hacked.
Lily Allen got married, and she's pregnant.
Valentina Tershkova was the first woman in space.
Using Groupon "worst decision I ever made," says merchant.
On this day in 1944 the first V-1 Rockets landed on London.
The Daily Word: Fire, Facebook faces, Morrissey
By Marisa Demarco [ Thu Jun 9 2011 10:44 AM ]
Arizona fire nears an electrical grid and may reach it tomorrow. Thousands in New Mexico could lose power.
The smoke is bad for your pets.
Lady found her engagement diamond—which she lost in 1997.
Belgian festival to ban meat (including its specialty horse sausages) on the day Morrissey will perform.
Who wouldn't want to play with deer guts?
Why Rep. Weiner is probably terrified of Hillary Clinton.
Earth is full-up.
Primus still sux.
Europe also not a fan of Facebook's facial recognition software.
Repairman rigged computers so they would take pictures of their female owners.
Gentler video games.
V.20 No.21 |
The Daily Word: Weinergate, Motorboating A Reporter, Breaking Bad Season 4 Trailer
By Tom Nayder [ Wed Jun 1 2011 9:38 AM ]
Albuquerque middle school student dies from head injury he suffered on campus.
Sarah Palin met Donald Trump in New York for a
Los Lunas pastor arrested and charged with sexual assault.
E. Coli tainted cucumbers spread across Europe.
ACLU fights to get porn into South Carolina prisons.
Attorney General Eric Holder orders HBO to make at least one more season of The Wire.
ZOMG! Breaking Bad season 4 trailer!
Miami Heat win the first game of the NBA Finals.
Good news: those rumored Blake Lively nude photos are fake.
Reactions from people who don't know what The Onion is.
New spiny-headed Cambrian anomalocaridid revealed by scientists.
Rampage Jackson tries to motorboat a reporter during a post-fight interview.
Interrupting old man is my new hero.
DC Comics hits the reset button.
Rapper Sean Kingston is in stable condition after jet-ski accident.
The 13 best lawyers in comic books.
In praise of that guy who was always screaming on old comic book covers.
First 3 minutes of True Blood season 4!
V.20 No.21 | 5/26/2011
The Daily Word With No Red Light Cameras, Panhandling Dogs, Crazy Violent Peter Fonda
By Adam Fox [ Tue May 24 2011 10:08 AM ]
Peter Fonda is teaching his grandchildren how to use rifles in a conflict with President Obama.
... But how can you despise a man who calmly downs a Guiness pint during his visit to Ireland?
Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis says crime will increase if there’s no NFL season next year.
Look at these 25 really awesome photos from China.
The ASPCA is investigating this panhandling dog that has become a fixture at Yankee Stadium and Citi Field.
Employees are forced to wear collars at this flea-infested casino in New Zealand.
The Supreme Court orders California to release nearly 46,000 prisoners to ease overcrowding.
New Rapture date! October 21st, 2011.
This first-person video of the Joplin, Mo. tornado is chilling.
That tornado is now recognized as the deadliest in the country since 1953 with the death toll at 117.
Russell Brand was kicked out of Japan.
All red light cameras have been turned off in Albuquerque after the city’s contract with Redflex ended.
There’s plenty more of this effing wind all week.
&#^&#%#^#*(! 47 percent of Facebook walls are covered in profanity.
V.20 No.20 | 5/19/2011
The Daily Word with AIDS Cures, North Pole Takeovers, Kids Named “Like”
By Adam Fox [ Tue May 17 2011 10:09 AM ]
Iran is building missle launch bases in Venezuela.
The HIV “immunity gene” may have cured this 45-year-old man of AIDS.
Mitt Romney raises a cool $10 million in eight hours for his presidential campaign.
Get the hell out, Santa; Denmark plans to claim the North Pole.
A California bill could allow parents to edit their children’s Facebook pages.
...And this Facebook-addicted couple names their baby “Like.” Wow.
There are other ways to show your best friend you care instead of decapitating him with a chainsaw
Seth MacFarlane plans to reboot “The Flinstones.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger admits to fathering a child with his household staffer.
Albuquerque City Council took no action to extend a red light camera contract with Redflex.
Let’s all mourn the death of the world’s oldest panda. She was 34!
V.20 No.19 |
The Daily Word: Melatonin-Laced Brownies, No Heaven For You, Oprah's Final Guests
By Tom Nayder [ Mon May 16 2011 8:42 AM ]
U.S. Army Corps of Engineers opened the of floodgates on the Morganza Spillway, forcing almost 4,000 people to evacuate.
Man stabbed after parking space argument.
The abandoned Anasazi Building is getting some security upgrades.
Denver school district bans breast cancer awareness bracelet.
Roswell teen arrested and charged with posting a nude photo of his girlfriend on Facebook after she refused sex.
The most powerful atomic clock EVER!
Steven Hawking: There is no heaven.
Scientists discover an obesity master switch.
Netflix announces deal with Miramax to bring hundreds of films to it's popular streaming service.
Meet Albuquerque's Red Light Camera Queen.
NBC renews Celebrity Apprentice.
Chuck E. Cheese is sued for promoting gambling in kids.
Oprah reveals her final guest list.
Are Lazy Cakes the next Four Loco?
The Daily Word: 5.13.11- revenge attacks, future of journalism, bring your passport, decapitated bodies
A bunch of serious, depressing stories and a couple bright ones
By Summer Olsson [ Fri May 13 2011 11:12 AM ]
Revenge bombing in Pakistan may be first of many.
Europe to curtail passport-free travel, stopper immigration.
Robert Krulwich, Radiolab host, gives commencement speech on the future of journalism.
Facebook paid PR firm to smear Google.
Nineteen decapitated bodies found in Durango, Mexico since Monday.
Two cyclists hit by cars Thursday, one dead. Not cool.
NM Forest Service to close several forests due to extreme fire danger.
Murders/suicide in Idaho leaves
Mapfund announces a million in grants to groundbreaking performers.
The Oatmeal instructions for being a bad salesperson.
V.20 No.17 |
The Daily Word 5.1.11: Bin Laden is dead, again!; Dust Bowl; Facebook censorship; Chinese try to ban smoking, again
By Geoffrey Plant [ Sun May 1 2011 12:29 PM ]
Osama bin Laden: He couldn't be killed by bunker busters(warning: propoganda footage,) he survived dialysis, but the West's boogeyman appears to have been killed outside his mansion near Islamabad? Watch President Obama's statement anywhere.
Royal Wedding-related Facebook censorship?
Documentary about the Screen Gems Logo, The S From Hell.
Great old documentary about the Dust Bowl with oral histories recorded in 1960.
Hey John Bear, Oklahoma is now drier than it was during the Dust Bowl.
Scroll down after clicking this link to read about the other controversial shit the Superman character has pulled in his comic books.
There is NO WAY Chinese are going to stop smoking like diesels in public or anywhere else.
V.20 No.14 |
The Daily Word: Tuition hikes, Beverly Cleary, burka ban, Demi Lovato
By Marisa Demarco [ Wed Apr 13 2011 9:05 AM ]
County official's son killed by APD.
An Arizona bill that would legalize guns in all public and government buildings is almost through the legislature. People in Tucson don't like it.
How is Fukushima NOT like Chernobyl?
Mom drives her minivan and three kids into the Hudson River but lets one boy go.
The first loose-lipped mob boss takes the stand.
President Obama is going to weigh in on the deficit.
Burka ban takes effect in France, and two women have been arrested.
Death toll hits 116 in the mass grave in Mexico.
The Facebook guy is maybe a jerk.
Sugar Ray Leonard eliminated from "Dancing With the Stars."
An interview with author Beverly Cleary (she wrote the Ramona Quimby books), who turned 95 yesterday.
Jenny from the block is People Magazine's most beautiful person.
Hugh Grant spies on a wiretapping tabloid reporter. Revenge!
V.20 No.13 | 3/31/2011
The Daily Word, starring Robert Gibbs, Lady Gaga and Randy Quaid.
By Nick Brown [ Mon Mar 28 2011 9:48 AM ]
A deadly Egyptian cobra is loose in the Bronx Zoo.
Facebook may hire Robert Gibbs, Obama’s former press secretary.
Teens get sad when they can’t tell Facebook is full of phoneys.
Scientists have created an amazing plastic from fruit fibers and this is the last you will ever hear of it.
Learn how to write a Manifesto and read some that others have written.
All animals are tasty in a city under siege.
Urine-boiled eggs are also tasty, but the recipe is hard to read.
Hear the song “Star Whackers” by Randy Quaid.
See the Colorado UFO.
A misunderstanding caused Tolkein to reject Maurice Sendak’s Hobbit illustrations.
There were almost some snakes on a plane.
There’s a magazine for the gay military.
Share in the scientific passion for severed heads.
DCF reports on crippling new developments in the Lead/Coal Construction.
Something might finally happen with the Anasazi building.
Albuquerque may get a new nudie bar.
A drunk driver hit five people in a parking lot at 4770 Montgomery (Graham Central Station?) yesterday.
Take Ben Radford’s Chupa Challenge for a quick $250.
Happy birthday, Lady Gaga.
Thanks to Geoffrey Anjou and Tom Nayder for today’s un-boring links.
V.20 No.12 | 3/24/2011
The Daily Word sings of leprechauns, hangovers and space coke.
By Nick Brown [ Thu Mar 17 2011 9:52 AM ]
The U.N. debates what to do about Libya.
It’s St. Patrick’s Day and Obama’s really an O’Bama.
Hangovers get worse as you get older. Unless you stay in constant practice.
People are critical of NASA’s space powder program.
33% of Staten Island is on pain pills.
Good guy Seann William Scott gets a thumbs up from Gawker for seeking help.
Who will be interim chief medical officer?
In 1997 a Roswell woman saw a leprechaun.
Ah, the ever fascninating Hensel Twins.
A funny thing happened to a loser and everybody felt good.
APD officers need to be careful with Facebook or it’s firesville.
It could be curtains for the Radisson Hotel and Water Park.
There will be an open casting call for The Avengers in about a week.
There are more local stories from Alexis over at DCF.
Happy birthday, Kurt Russell.
Thanks to Geoffrey Anjou and Tom Nayder for story links and constant emotional support.
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