V.20 No.47 | 11/24/2011
The Daily Word in groping ghosts, decapitated piglets, 102,000 cupcakes
By Adam Fox [ Tue Nov 22 2011 10:26 AM ]
Watch 50 people simultaneously rob a 7-Eleven in Silver Spring, Maryland.
Facebook claims that there are now only 4.74 degrees of separation. Or Kevin Bacon.
Future horror movie material? A German gynecologist is found with 35,000 pictures of his patients.
Future horror movie material? Newt Gingrich surges to the top spot in the latest GOP poll.
Groupon gone wrong; a London baker is forced to make 102,000 cupcakes.
Walking through doorways is found to cause memory lapses and forgetfulness, new studies find.
A Virginia woman could be imprisoned for up to 50 years after decapitating her boyfriend’s piglet.
Former Denver Broncos QB Jake Plummer lashes out against Tim Tebow for his constant declarations of faith.
The Bernalillo High School principal pulls a questionable cartoon from the school newspaper.
A fake doctor put cement and sealant used to fix flat tires in a woman’s behind because she wanted it bigger.
Don’t you hate it when you’re trying to sleep and a ghost is inappropriately groping you?
“I Have a Draem,” and nine other hilarious typos.
Thanks to Emily Anderson for some of today’s links.
V.20 No.46 |
The Daily Word in football, ScarJo and the Vatican
By Marisa Demarco [ Thu Nov 17 2011 9:01 AM ]
UNM hires ex-Notre Dame coach Bob Davie to be Lobo football's new boss.
APD fires belly-bumping officers who kicked a suspect in the head on video.
The toast sandwich is two pieces of bread around a slice of toast. It's the 150-year-old brainchild of Victorian food writer Mrs. Beeton.
Art? Or stalking 14-year-old girls?
Avoid penile cancer by abstaining from bestiality.
Sexuality as a force for good.
Mom of Sandusky's adopted son has concerns.
Clothing company folds under Vatican pressure and removes an ad showing the pope kissing an imam.
Google's getting into the music store biz. But there's no Prince. And no Zeppelin.
Katy Perry's Milli Vanilli flute fail.
Norwegians raise a viking ship using viking tools.
Is ScarJo a beard?
Some places in the world remain untouched by Facebook.
V.20 No.44 |
The Daily Word in election results, in-flight porn and waking up gay
By Tom Nayder [ Wed Nov 9 2011 10:11 AM ]
Letter circulating around Socorro promises mass casualties on Friday.
Herman Cain affiliated PAC calls one of his accusers an ugly bitch.
Animal abuse caught on tape at Tingley Beach.
Occupy Denver finally has a leader.
Under pressure, Facebook removes rape-joke pages.
Does job retraining actually work?
Rugby player has a stroke, wakes up gay.
It's the 40th anniversary of Led Zeppelin IV.
Local historian in the Russian city of Nizhny Novgorod fills his house with mummified female corpses.
Irish airline Ryanair to add in-flight porn for passengers.
The eight cheapest houses in America.
Live 1989 Nirvana set unearthed.
Brett Ratner resigns as Academy Awards producer after interview on Howard Stern.
The Fresh Prince pranks a Christian talk show.
I wish space junk, was as sexy as it sounds.
Mars rover Opportunity discovers a discovers the Holy Grail of its mission.
YES! Jean-Claude Van Damme and Chuck Norris join the cast of The Expendables 2.
Thanks for the links E!
V.20 No.39 |
The Daily Word in election results, rain and scoopable chicken
By Tom Nayder [ Wed Oct 5 2011 9:51 AM ]
Yesterday's election results here.
Assassination plot #587 against Afghan President Hamid Karzai foiled.
Some good news for Democrats.
Can having incompetent lawyers invalidate your death-penalty sentence? I'm asking for a friend.
House Republicans triple the budget to defend the Defense of Marriage Act.
Anonymous may or may not attack the New York Stock Exchange.
Andrew Breibart tries to link President Obama to the New Black Panther Party.
Nazis are being hunted again in Germany.
Astronomers use science the test the legend of Frankenstein's birth.
Israeli scientists win the chemistry Nobel prize for the discovery of quasicrystals.
Meet Sesame Street's new food insecure muppet.
Disney will be releasing more animated classics as 3D re-releases.
NBA preseason is cancelled as labor talks put the rest of the regular season is in jeopardy.
I thought this was a crazy fever-dream, but Popeye's is introducing scoop-shaped chicken nuggets.
Ten classic books that were originally rejected by publishers.
It turns out buying groceries at a drug store is a bad deal.
This year's 20 best microphotos.
Are your Facebook statuses interesting?
WIll this current season be the last for The Simpsons?
Two restaurants frequented by my creepy uncle are locked in a legal battle.
Hey Emily, did you see the Coen brothers are making a TV show?
V.20 No.38 |
The Daily Word in faster than light particles, home invasions and spontaneous human combustion
By Tom Nayder [ Fri Sep 23 2011 10:25 AM ]
President Obama is rewriting No Child Left Behind.
Texas ends the ritual of a special last meal for death row inmates.
Scientists may have discovered faster than light particles.
Glowing kitty may further aid in AIDS research.
Early morning home invasion on the West Side.
The House passes a temporary spending bill, avoiding a government shutdown, for now.
The FBI is investigating mysterious "Arabic" graffiti on the underside of Southwest Airlines airplanes.
Is it worth it to pick your own apples?
A suspected member of LulzSec was arrested in Phoenix.
Scientists use science to explain near-death experiences!
Probably not a good idea to post your murder plans on Facebook.
Who doesn't love animated GIFs?
50 signs the world is coming to an end.
Spontaneous human combustion listed as cause of death of a 76-year-old man.
Chicken snack menus are the next front in the fast food wars.
Was Archduke Ferdinand's fate sealed because of cheese sandwich?
Someone is making a TV show based on musical chairs?
James Spader joined the cast of The Office.
V.20 No.37 | 9/15/2011
The Daily Word in penis-infiltrating eels, Listeria outbreaks, and Amelia Earhart’s goggles
By Adam Fox [ Tue Sep 13 2011 10:48 AM ]
A U.S. embassy in Kabul, Afghanistan is under attack.
A man sneaks a stun gun past security during the Dallas Cowboys and New York Jets football game.
A man inadvertently makes a bomb threat on a train after having a Final Destination-style dream.
An eel is removed from a man’s bladder. This was after it entered through the penis. Cringe.
An obese man sues White Castle because he can’t fit into the seats.
Check out the ultra-Orthodox Jewish version of Facebook, FaceGlat.
A Listeria outbreak that claimed three lives in New Mexico may be coming from cantaloupe.
Horses wearing the numbers 9, 1, and 1 win the first three races at Belmont on 9/11.
Amelia Earhart’s iconic goggles are sold for more than $17,000 at an auction.
The top 10 best video game cheat codes are a blast from the glorious past.
Reasons why you shouldn’t be friends with your mother on Facebook.
Happy 15th Anniversary, Tupac!
V.20 No.31 |
The Daily Word with an upcoming Anonymous attack, Ted Bundy's blood and a Chinese landlord scorpion attack
By Tom Nayder [ Wed Aug 10 2011 10:33 AM ]
Anonymous is gearing up to attack Facebook this November.
The Congressional Supercommittee has been chosen.
North and South Korea exchange fire.
President Obama can't catch a break.
FBI agent discusses the West Mesa buried bodies case.
Missouri high school bans Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse-5.
America is not ready for President Rick Perry.
Recently discovered vial of Ted Bundy's blood may help uncover more murders.
The Onion is starting a paywall.
Probably not a good idea to heckle Aziz Ansari.
Chinese landlord releases thousands of scorpions to chase away his tenants.
Thomas the Imperialist Tank Engine.
Tim Heidicker (of Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!) saw a UFO.
Six things that were probably built by aliens.
The Daily Word: 8.5.11
Facebook, assaulting Philly buses, kidnapping babies, and weasels planning for the future
By Summer Olsson [ Fri Aug 5 2011 11:44 AM ]
Rio Rancho bank robber still on the loose.
Gunmen shoot up Phillu bus.
Mark Zuckerberg's sister leaves Facebook.
Officials kidnap babies in China.
Head of India's Congress Party had surgery in the United States.
Juno to Jupiter!
Perhaps Obama didn't lose to GOP.
A seven-year-old kid's prehistoric blog.
South American weasel-like animals plan for the future.
V.20 No.26 | 6/30/2011
The Daily Word on forest fires, facebook fun and other freaky favorites.
Happy 4th of July!
By Nick Brown [ Mon Jul 4 2011 10:44 AM ]
Monsoon season arrives late for the party.
The Las Conchas fire was caused by an aspen tree that lost consciousness.
Instead of fireworks, I’m going to create a deadly lightning strike.
The average face is a good deal more attractive than mine.
Here’s a good use of Facebook.
Compared to a coffee bean, how big is an ameoba, really?
Create your own unfunny Garfield comic.
Online acting lessons really work.
Happy birthday, John Waite. Imma get him a cell phone.
V.20 No.23 |
The Daily Word 6.12.11: Mad Libs; fat-cats; The Wienerlogues; Wallow Fire update
By Geoffrey Plant [ Sun Jun 12 2011 10:54 AM ]
IMF was hacked.
Lily Allen got married, and she's pregnant.
Valentina Tershkova was the first woman in space.
Using Groupon "worst decision I ever made," says merchant.
On this day in 1944 the first V-1 Rockets landed on London.
The Daily Word: Fire, Facebook faces, Morrissey
By Marisa Demarco [ Thu Jun 9 2011 10:44 AM ]
Arizona fire nears an electrical grid and may reach it tomorrow. Thousands in New Mexico could lose power.
The smoke is bad for your pets.
Lady found her engagement diamond—which she lost in 1997.
Belgian festival to ban meat (including its specialty horse sausages) on the day Morrissey will perform.
Who wouldn't want to play with deer guts?
Why Rep. Weiner is probably terrified of Hillary Clinton.
Earth is full-up.
Primus still sux.
Europe also not a fan of Facebook's facial recognition software.
Repairman rigged computers so they would take pictures of their female owners.
Gentler video games.
V.20 No.21 |
The Daily Word: Weinergate, Motorboating A Reporter, Breaking Bad Season 4 Trailer
By Tom Nayder [ Wed Jun 1 2011 9:38 AM ]
Albuquerque middle school student dies from head injury he suffered on campus.
Sarah Palin met Donald Trump in New York for a
Los Lunas pastor arrested and charged with sexual assault.
E. Coli tainted cucumbers spread across Europe.
ACLU fights to get porn into South Carolina prisons.
Attorney General Eric Holder orders HBO to make at least one more season of The Wire.
ZOMG! Breaking Bad season 4 trailer!
Miami Heat win the first game of the NBA Finals.
Good news: those rumored Blake Lively nude photos are fake.
Reactions from people who don't know what The Onion is.
New spiny-headed Cambrian anomalocaridid revealed by scientists.
Rampage Jackson tries to motorboat a reporter during a post-fight interview.
Interrupting old man is my new hero.
DC Comics hits the reset button.
Rapper Sean Kingston is in stable condition after jet-ski accident.
The 13 best lawyers in comic books.
In praise of that guy who was always screaming on old comic book covers.
First 3 minutes of True Blood season 4!
V.20 No.21 | 5/26/2011
The Daily Word With No Red Light Cameras, Panhandling Dogs, Crazy Violent Peter Fonda
By Adam Fox [ Tue May 24 2011 10:08 AM ]
Peter Fonda is teaching his grandchildren how to use rifles in a conflict with President Obama.
... But how can you despise a man who calmly downs a Guiness pint during his visit to Ireland?
Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis says crime will increase if there’s no NFL season next year.
Look at these 25 really awesome photos from China.
The ASPCA is investigating this panhandling dog that has become a fixture at Yankee Stadium and Citi Field.
Employees are forced to wear collars at this flea-infested casino in New Zealand.
The Supreme Court orders California to release nearly 46,000 prisoners to ease overcrowding.
New Rapture date! October 21st, 2011.
This first-person video of the Joplin, Mo. tornado is chilling.
That tornado is now recognized as the deadliest in the country since 1953 with the death toll at 117.
Russell Brand was kicked out of Japan.
All red light cameras have been turned off in Albuquerque after the city’s contract with Redflex ended.
There’s plenty more of this effing wind all week.
&#^&#%#^#*(! 47 percent of Facebook walls are covered in profanity.
V.20 No.20 | 5/19/2011
The Daily Word with AIDS Cures, North Pole Takeovers, Kids Named “Like”
By Adam Fox [ Tue May 17 2011 10:09 AM ]
Iran is building missle launch bases in Venezuela.
The HIV “immunity gene” may have cured this 45-year-old man of AIDS.
Mitt Romney raises a cool $10 million in eight hours for his presidential campaign.
Get the hell out, Santa; Denmark plans to claim the North Pole.
A California bill could allow parents to edit their children’s Facebook pages.
...And this Facebook-addicted couple names their baby “Like.” Wow.
There are other ways to show your best friend you care instead of decapitating him with a chainsaw
Seth MacFarlane plans to reboot “The Flinstones.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger admits to fathering a child with his household staffer.
Albuquerque City Council took no action to extend a red light camera contract with Redflex.
Let’s all mourn the death of the world’s oldest panda. She was 34!
V.20 No.19 |
The Daily Word: Melatonin-Laced Brownies, No Heaven For You, Oprah's Final Guests
By Tom Nayder [ Mon May 16 2011 8:42 AM ]
U.S. Army Corps of Engineers opened the of floodgates on the Morganza Spillway, forcing almost 4,000 people to evacuate.
Man stabbed after parking space argument.
The abandoned Anasazi Building is getting some security upgrades.
Denver school district bans breast cancer awareness bracelet.
Roswell teen arrested and charged with posting a nude photo of his girlfriend on Facebook after she refused sex.
The most powerful atomic clock EVER!
Steven Hawking: There is no heaven.
Scientists discover an obesity master switch.
Netflix announces deal with Miramax to bring hundreds of films to it's popular streaming service.
Meet Albuquerque's Red Light Camera Queen.
NBC renews Celebrity Apprentice.
Chuck E. Cheese is sued for promoting gambling in kids.
Oprah reveals her final guest list.
Are Lazy Cakes the next Four Loco?
The best burlesque dancers of the Southwest perform for the weekend.
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