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V.20 No.19 |

you suck!

Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

Thanks to John for sending me this one. He writes:

I know nobody was parked around him but wtf is this?

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me

Thanks to Joy for sending me this one.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me

V.20 No.18 |

Thanks to an anonymous friend for sending me this one.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me

V.20 No.19 | 5/12/2011
Lobo Anime & Comics
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Thanks to Frank
Lobo Anime & Comics

You Suck!

Nice Parking Jobs, Assholes!

Free Comic Book Day Assholes

Thanks to Jimmy and Frank for sending these in.

I'm sure you've seen plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

Lobo Anime & Comics
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Thanks to Jimmy
Lobo Anime & Comics
Comic Warehouse
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Thanks to Frank
Comic Warehouse
V.20 No.18 |

you suck!

Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

Thanks to Silas for sending me this one. He writes:

Not just one. Not even just two, but FOUR parking spaces were needed for this guy's monster truck, at a time when there were no fewer than five cars circling the lot waiting to pounce on anyone leaving a spot. Sir, you are to be congratulated on your outstanding commitment to douchebaggery!

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me

Thanks to Austin for sending me this one. He writes:

This asshole blocked my neighbor in while touching the car in front of him!

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me

V.20 No.17 |

Thanks to Patrick for sending me this one.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me

Parallel Fail

Thanks to Mick for sending me this one.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me

V.20 No.11 |

News

The Daily Word: God's Wife, Red Light Cameras, RIP Elizabeth Taylor, Strip Search

The Daily Word

Howard Dean defends Obama's decision to attack Lybia Libya: This time our government isn't lying to us.

South Dakota now requires a three day wait before an abortion.

Albuquerque is losing money on red light cameras.

Homeland Security says they could strip search every airline passenger if they wanted to.

13 illegal immigrants arrested in California wearing US Marine uniforms.

Explosion at a Jerusalem bus stop.

Seven black men shot and killed so far this year in Miami.

Another thing to worry about: the status of US nuclear spent-fuel storage.

Fox News is sending security guards do its war reporting.

The town of Bernalillo files suit against NM Gas Company to recover damages from last month's gas outages.

Santa Fe Police Chief Aric Wheeler is resigning from his position.

Maybe you should help James O'Keefe pay off his credit card debt.

Should you give money to homeless people?

Was God's wife edited from the Bible?

Finish those episodes of Dexter and Weeds quickly, Showtime won't be renewing it's contract with Netflix to stream them instantly.

Iran unveils its flying saucer to the world.

Elderly man stoned to death for making gay advance.

Beloved old-timey actress Elizabeth Taylor is dead at 79.

Whatever you do, don't take a picture of this guy's mohawk.

Someone found a 50-million-year old piece of lizard skin.

I'm not sure what to think about the costume for the new Wonder Woman TV show.

Meet Lu Mao, the 132 pound 3-year-old.

Barella redesigns its spaghetti box to announce it is redisgning its spaghetti box.

Dr. Phil's six biggest scandals.

Is your blog among the 100 web sites the movie and music industry want shut down?

I guess yesterday's rumors of Charlie Sheen coming back to Two And A Half Men weren't true.

The Lord of the Rings is finally being released on Blu-Ray this summer (not that I have a Blu-Ray player).

For some reason I really identify with Paranoid Parrot.

Coming soon: Koala burgers.

Twenty-five police officer fails.

Seven supermarket rip-offs.

I haven't watched the Masters of the Universe in a long time, but I don't remember He-Man being all sweary.

Happy Birthday Akira Kurosawa!

V.19 No.33 |

news

The Daily Word 08.25.10: Prank In Roswell, Pee-Wee Blogs, Bra Unhooking Champion

The Daily Word

Three arrested in Roswell for a violent hoax.

Arizona prison escapee John McCluskey attempted suicide.

Red hot election results here, here and here.

Three teens in Columbia who appeared on a 69-name hit list posted on Facebook have been killed.

Someone tried to sell 4 pounds of yellowcake uranium.

Don't tell my boss listening to music at work is bad for productivity.

Mafia families are texting TV shows to send secret messages to imprisoned members.

Something hit Jupiter this weekend.

A blog completely filled with hungover Alibi staffers owls?

I guess my aunt really isn't lazy.

Don't buy those cheap headphones.

Pee-wee! Herman's! First! Ever! Blog! Post!

Birthday cake fail.

Here's the trailer for my next favorite TV show.

Why isn't quicksand scary (at least in the movies) anymore?

Blah-blah, blah, Lindsay Lohan, blah-blah-blah, blah.

Handy guide about who and how much to tip.

My new hero can unhook 56 bras in one minute.

17 things you didn't know about bacon.

10 roadside attractions someone thinks are worth stopping for (I've been to #4–it wasn't all that).

One day soon I'll regret eating a pizza cone.


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