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Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

Thanks to Brian for sending me this one. He writes:

I have a neighbor who I guess never learned how to park when he got his license notice where the lines are in relation to how and where his car is parked a five year old could park better than that.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

you suck!

Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

Thanks to Mondo for sending me this one.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

you suck!

Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

Written on back of window: "Haters keep on hatin, hate on!"
Written on back of window: "Haters keep on hatin, hate on!"

Thanks to an anonymous friend for sending me this one. She writes:

this picture was taken at the HSD income support division. they should really rename this place "asshole support division". the clientele are always unbelievably amazing, and i almost got smashed trying to leave the parking lot by some skinny bitch who was going 50mph in the parking lot. my favorite part of this picture is that not only does this douche-monger have a message on his stupid car about not "hatin" his ride, but the dickwad next to him just decided to park like ricky retardo too. #whyiheartalbuquerque
ps. thank you for having this as a feature in the alibi. finally, there is a place to vent about asshole park jobs! :)

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

you suck!

Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

Thanks to an Akwiano for sending me this one.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

you suck!

Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

Thanks to an Crystal for sending me this one.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

you suck!

Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

There Are Assholes In Texas Edition

I was in Texas for a wedding this weekend. Found this one at the rehearsal dinner.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

you suck!

Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

Thanks to an anonymous friend for sending me this one.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

you suck!

Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

Curb Appeal

Thanks to an anonymous friend for sending me this one.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

you suck!

Nice Parking Jobs, Assholes!

Doubles

Thanks to Frank for sending me this one. He writes:

It's hard to tell where one asshole ends and the other beings.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

you suck!

Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

Explorer, out of bounds

Thanks to an anonymous friend for sending me this one.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

you suck!

Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

Thanks to Miguel for sending me this one.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

you suck!

Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

No Parking On Sidewalks

Thanks to James for sending me this one.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me

you suck!

Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

Thanks to Aldo for sending me this one. He writes:

Still...it's a cute car...

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me

you suck!

Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

Thanks to Nathan for sending me this one.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me

you suck!

Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

Thanks to John for sending me this one. He writes:

I know nobody was parked around him but wtf is this?

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me

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