V.21 No.11 | 3/15/2012
The Daily Word in Afghanistan massacre, Lobo madness, drunken Amish joyride
There were also mass murders in Syria.
52 percent of Republican voters in Mississippi say they believe President Obama is Muslim.
Another sketchy officer-involved shooting in N.M.
Slovakian police say youth smokers responsible for
Police say Amish kids were drinking when they crashed a buggy into a police car.
Bigoted priest put on leave for his anti-lesbian actions.
Donald Draper to Kim Kardashian, et al.: “Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly.”
The oldest known Dickensian film re-discovered.
Start practicing now to pour the perfect pint of Guinness by Saturday.
Can your home owner association really demand a DNA sample from your dog?
V.21 No.9 | 3/1/2012
High School hoops frenzy begins
The brackets have been released, the teams have been seeded and the matchups have been set.
The most exciting time of the year for almost all basketball fans (NBA not included) starts right now, with the NMAA high school State Tournament gearing up, bleeding right into the NCAA national tournament. Before we make it to college-level, though, we get to enjoy the preps.
With no disrespect shown to the smaller schools, the first look is at the 5-A girls’ field. Eldorado captured the first seed and reaped many rewards. The first big noticeable effect is a lack of in-district opponents unless the Eagles make it to the championship game. Both Sandia and La Cueva made the tourney on the other side of the bracket, as the 7 and 6 seed, respectively, so it's certainly a possibility. However, with Clovis clocking in as the second seed, Volcano Vista as the 3, and Mayfield rounding things up as the 4 seed, the field is a tough one.
No one school's path looks easy, even if Eldorado avoids their in-district competition. Volcano Vista might have an issue with the slight of receiving a 3 seed, but if they'd been bumped up a spot, they still would have been on the same side of the bracket, and they'd be facing a potential matchup with Sandia much more quickly.
The talk begins with Eldorado as the 1 seed, and stays focused in the Heights thanks to the power of that district. However, such shading shouldn't cause anyone to overlook Hobbs —the Eagles come in as the 5 seed. Then there’s Las Cruces—the Lady Bulldawgs went 17-9 in the regular season and 6-2 in their district. And don’t forget upset-minded Carlsbad Cavegirls, who enter the tournament on a losing streak of pretty serious proportions, and who have to be eager to put an end to that.
The boys’ bracket confirms what most watchers have known all year long: Las Cruces is the No. 1 team in the state. Albuquerque High, La Cueva—perhaps by virtue of winning Round 4 on Saturday night—and Cibola wrap up the top four seeds in the boys’ tournament.
However, once again, there is a concentration of wealth from Albuquerque. Unlike the girls’ tournament though, this power is divided between two regions, the first being the Westside. Aforementioned Cibola is the 4 seed, but Volcano Vista also represents at the 7 spot, and Rio Rancho squeezes in at No. 16. No surprise where the other pocket pops up: The Northeast Heights of Albuquerque look to make another strong push for supremacy with Eldorado at the 5 seed, Manzano at the 13, and Sandia at 11.
With 9 of the 16 teams in the field being from the city, Albuquerque has once again staked a claim as the seat of power, but Las Cruces has looked incredible all year. Surely, the team is fired up to prove something for their southern citizens.
The first round of state basketball games are played at the home gym of the higher seed. After that, all boys games are played at The Pit and girls' games are played at the Santa Ana Star Center. Class-A quarterfinals will be played at Bernalillo High School. As always, the games can be streamed via ProView Networks, given that you are a paid subscriber.
V.20 No.52 | 12/29/2011
Are you ready for some football?
Crunch time in NCAA, NFL
NCAA games come to an end for many fans—especially in Albuquerque, especially these days—long before Christmas. The bowl season extends further than it has in the past, sure, but that's mainly due to the proliferation of the so-called bowl games. We start with the New Mexico Bowl, which Temple took over Wyoming on Dec. 17, and continue all the way to the BCS.
The title game occurs on Monday, Jan. 9, when No. 2 Alabama will face first-ranked LSU. Between now and then, plenty of pretenders to the bowl throne will battle, but few of them are worth the time it'll take to play, much less to watch. Of course, no disrespect is intended, as I'm sure Michigan State and Georgia, at No.’s 17 and 16, respectively, are great football teams, and their fans care very much who wins the game. But outside that constituency, its hard to muster feelings for the Outback Bowl, amongst others.
The day before the title game, in fact, is somehow, for some reason, occupied by Arkansas State versus Northern Illinois in the GoDaddy.com Bowl. Just for fun, although I'm sure it's been done before, let's look at some of these corporate sponsorships: Famous Idaho Potato Bowl, Beef 'O' Brady's Bowl, Little Caesar's Bowl, TaxSlayer.com Gator Bowl! All of these games have been or will be televised nationally. Advertising really has changed the world.
The end of the college football bowl season dovetails nicely into the end of the NFL’s regular season, where things are really heating up. The titanic Green Bay Packers are obviously still a favorite, and the Philadelphia Eagles (preseason favorites who have been extensively covered) have now been officially dismissed from the playoffs. Perhaps another year to gel will help them live up to the lofty expectations.
While Green Bay has wrecked the regular season (save a blip two weeks ago), the New England Patriots have gone under the radar to resume their traditional position atop the AFC. Plenty of spoilers await a slip from either side, including the surprising stories of the San Francisco 49ers and the Houston Texans.
With only one more week in the regular season, plenty of teams are still itching to play spoiler. The biggest end-of-season matchup, however, seems guaranteed to be the Dallas Cowboys playing in New York against the Giants. The teams will play for the NFC East Championship in the last game of the regular season, on New Year's Day.
Football's finale is always the best, save the drama regarding the need for a true playoff system in college football. This year should be no different, whether you'll be watching the boys play in the BCS title game, or following the pros as they make the final cuts for the playoffs.
V.20 No.16 | 4/21/2011
The NBA Playoffs have kicked off with a bang and it's time to unleash your liberated fandom. The games started off with what some are calling the best NBA weekend ever— although The Basketball Jones wonder how you can qualify that—and have continued to spill over in complete madness.
Over the weekend, in the Western Conference both the No. 1 seed and the No. 2 seed lost their first games. There were indications that it would be this crazy when the boring game that everyone was talking smack about turned into an almost-instant classic.
On Tuesday night, Carmelo Anthony decided to take things to a whole new level by scoring 42 points in a noble effort to keep the New York Knicks afloat. It didn't work. But it made for one of the most entertaining games in a postseason that's been filled with them.
The time has come to declare that if you're not watching this season of basketball—and especially now, if you're not watching this postseason of NBA—you're clearly not a fan of basketball. There are always arguments made about whether the NCAA or the NBA is a better product, but putting that arguement aside one can not deny the quality of play thus far has been far beyond what fans even had a right to expect.
The righteous anger of Denver, with the drama surrounding Anthony all season, has been galvanized since the trade. They're playing out of their heads against an Oklahoma City Thunder team that some claim is ready to take that next step—all the way to the Finals.
On the other side of the bracket, no one expected the Chicago Bulls to be this good when the season started. But now that it's finished, and the Bulls had the best record in the league, the weight of expectations has been foisted upon them. The struggles that presumptive-MVP Derrick Rose and his team are having with the Indiana Pacers do not bode well for the other young gun team. (It'd be more than bizarre, but a little apropos, at least, if the Bulls were to meet the Thunder in the 2011 NBA Finals.)
Dirk Nowitzki was mentioned early in the season as a possible MVP candidate, but then his team merely did what it's done for the last 12 years straight: Win more than 50 games in pretty convincing fashion, despite a host of injuries. He's roared back to life (along with the old man swag of Jason Kidd) for the playoffs and the Dallas Mavericks look to be a tough out for anyone, much less the (seemingly, at this point) over-matched Portland Trailblazers.
This post-season is reaffirming the notion that this season was (and is) one for the ages. With the worry of a lockout looming over everyone's heads (the players, the owners, and, most of all, the fans), this feels a little bit like insurance. If the building burns down, at least we'll have memories of that one last rager of a party.
V.20 No.14 | 4/7/2011
The Daily Word with Lindsay Lohan as Sharon Tate, Conflict in the Ivory Coast, Sperm-Killing Phones and Laptops
Are phones and laptops contributing to low sperm counts?
Two Americans, including an MMA fighter, were shot and killed execution-style at the Tijuana border.
Obama calls upon U.N. and French forces to the Ivory Coast after former president Laurent Gbagbo refuses to leave.
Gamers are becoming physically ill after playing Nintendo’s new 3DS console.
Japan’s ocean radiation is 7.5 million times the legal limit.
Gadhafi’s forces in Libya are now starting to use human shields during airstrikes.
Lindsay Lohan could be playing the role of Sharon Tate in an upcoming Charles Manson-inspired film.
Are ultra-realistic 3D movies becoming just way too damned creepy?
A SWAT conflict at the Rodeway Inn on Menaul ends in a suicide.
UConn defeated Butler last night to win the NCAA men’s college basketball tournament in probably the worst game I’ve ever seen.
Unlike the men's tournament—where we have, perhaps, the most unlikely Final Four of all time—the women's tournament has all the regal airs of a coronation. Will the University of Connecticut continue their otherworldly dominance? Will they meet up with Stanford—a team that many have claimed is actually the best in the country even as UConn was winning a record amount of games? Or will the (semi-)underdogs have a chance? Notre Dame's Fighting Irish took out the Tennessee Volunteers on Monday night ending Pat Summitt's revenge-quest on Geno and his UConn Huskies. The Fighting Irish are ranked as a No. 2 seed so it's not like people were taking them for granted. But, usually, when the path goes through Tennessee, that's where the path ends. Finally, on Tuesday night the second-seeded Texas A&M Aggies dismantled the Baylor Bears. Brittney Griner is one of the most exciting players in women's basketball—if only for pure spectacle—but she and her team were completely destroyed by A&M.
With all the fuss on Stanford and UConn's potential rematch —you might recall that they've played once this season already—there's a lot missing from the conversation about the contenders that will vie to keep them from that game.
On the one hand, Notre Dame enters their matchup with UConn with some nice momentum. UConn cruised past Duke, where the Fighting Irish had to scrap to get past the specter of Tennessee. (Notre Dame entered the game against the Vols with a lifetime record of 0-20 against Tennessee.) Also, there's a pesky knee injury that might be troubling Maya Moore.
On the other hand, Texas A&M seems ready and willing to take the fight to anyone. As they demonstrated against 6' 8" Brittney Griner, they're not in the NCAA Tournament bowing to any team, and that includes Stanford. Stanford roughed up the highest-scoring team in the nation in their Elite Eight matchup with Gonzaga— holding them to only 60 points in a game where the Lady Zags scored 38 in the first half.
The Final Four games begin on Sunday. Texas A&M will try to play the spoiler for Stanford at 5 p.m. MST on ESPN and then Notre Dame will attempt to deny Geno Auriemma's ladies their chance at the title game. Two teams will be vanquished and it's likely the No. 1 seed titans will play each other on Tuesday night for all the marbles. That game promises to be one of the best seen in a long, long time—as long as neither of those pesky 2 seeds decide they have something to say about it.
V.20 No.12 | 3/24/2011
Women play the game, too
Talking about the women's NCAA Tournament is impossible without starting in Storrs, Connecticut. First of all, the accomplishments of the University of Connecticut's women's basketball team have been well-documented. And they should continue to be so, rolling through all challengers as the UConn women are. UConn accomplished something this season that will likely never be matched—although people probably said that about the UCLA record they broke. The UConn women continue to maul opponent after opponent on their seemingly inevitable march toward another NCAA Championship.
The women's bracket doesn't get as much attention as the men's for several reasons. The debate over the lack of attention could span several day's worth of arguments so let's summarize it by saying it's unfair and it's unfortunate. It's also an inevitability in this day and age, and at this point in the sport. (Women's basketball, as a profession, has been around significantly less time than men's. This is a fact. Sports take time to catch on no matter how much the teams are pushed by marketers or feminists.) But if we move past the lack of attention and the criticism that some level at the game, we have the chance to see some exciting basketball.
There have been exciting games played at The Pit. There have been first-time records for the sport set by exciting contemporary players. (For what it's worth, look at Gonzaga getting to play in Spokane for a great example of how the NCAA should be rewarding certain teams. Dragging UNC and UK all the way out here to the desert made for some good hoops, but might not have been a great reward for those teams.)
The sport is picking up and the time seems right. For the casual fan, the UConn Huskies are perfect to root for: they are fun, they win all the time and you can talk to practically anyone about them. In these aspects, they're a bit like the Chicago Bulls of the '90s—super easy for the casual sports fan to get into but they'll probably be looked back at as a bit of a bully. Meanwhile, Gonzaga will continue playing the Cinderella role, albeit in the women's game. All of the women's tournament games are broadcast on ESPN or ESPN2. Tune in and give the game a chance as women's basketball reaches its highest peak. It's hard to be disappointed by athletes playing the game at this high a level.
V.20 No.11 | 3/17/2011
NCAA Tournament: Start!
The No.1 seeds, as previously discussed, are Ohio State, Kansas, Duke and Pittsburgh. Ohio State was rewarded with the overall No. 1 seed and seems to have consensus among experts to make the Final Four.
Pat Forde does a good job of bringing up some of the more interesting stories that will make up this tournament (as well as some minutia), but one of the most fascinating stories he skips over is that of Steve Fisher. With San Diego State rolling the way it has through this season—and the ESPN 30 for 30 documentary on the Fab Five debuting this week—plenty of people are going to have Michigan on the mind. Fisher was fired from the University of Michigan amidst plenty of controversy relating to the Fab Five and NCAA infractions. The selection committee chose to put Fisher's former school—Michigan—on the same side as his new school—San Diego State. The Aztecs only lost to one team all season long: both away and at home against BYU. Of course, in order to set up this theoretical revenge, Michigan will have to get past Duke. The Blue Devils may not have won the ACC, but they beat up on UNC in the ACC Tournament to grab some serious momentum running into the Big Dance.
The First Four—as the newly expanded NCAA Tournament is calling their new play-in games—started yesterday night and the for-real tournament gets raring mañana. Regardless of filling in your brackets amongst your work colleagues, it's really worth taking some time to watch the games as they're taking place, especially in these first few days. There's very little to match up with the magic of an unsuspected team catching fire and knocking off a perceived threat. There's a reason it's nicknamed March Madness and the madness is setting in.
NCAA dance is filling up
College basketball's third season is winding down. The dance cards for 11 teams have already been reserved. Belmont, UNC Asheville, Old Dominion, Butler, St. Peter's, Indiana State, Morehead State, Wofford, Oakland, Arkansas-Little Rock and Gonzaga have won their respective tournaments and earned the automatic entries. To keep track of who's definitely in, ESPN's set up this handy page but if you're bored of the facts and want pure prognostication turn to Joe Lunardi's Bracketology page.
By now, of course, most people are familiar with the concept of March Madness even if they're not hoops fans. March Madness has turned into its own mini-Super Bowl complete with insane advertising dollars being spent and massive coverage.
This year, every single NCAA Tournament game will be streamed online, a first for an event this big. As championship week continues its clip and more teams are admitted to the tournament, expect to see more and more news on the annual office pool staple. Selection Sunday is tomorrow and brackets will be out in Monday's paper and (for those too impatient for tradition) on Sunday's webpages for immediate printout.
The No.1 seeds are projected, at this time, as Ohio State, Kansas, Duke and Pittsburgh. Where the final teams are seeded and who makes it in the bubble (still a possibility for UNM!) really affects things, but it seems as though the safe money's on Duke and Kansas, especially if they're on opposite sides of the bracket. Duke looked invincible earlier in the season and, despite some late-season missteps, should be able to pick up some momentum in the early rounds. Kansas, on the other hand, enters the tournament with plenty of momentum already. They rank first in the nation in field goal percentage and rattled off wins against Top 25 teams Texas A&M and Mizzou in the last week. It'll be no cake walk to get through the Big 12 Tournament, as Duke learned last weekend in the ACC Tourney, but they'll be favored.
The madness of March is nearly upon us. Grab a bracket, enjoy some of the upsets and follow along.
V.19 No.14 | 4/8/2010
The Daily Word 4.6.10: Bosque Fire, Topless March, Apple iPad
The massive bosque fire was tended to overnight and is around 30% contained.
25 are dead as an explosion rocks a West Virginia coal mine.
Two dozen women march topless in Portland to protest societal attitudes regarding male and female nudity.
Houston man involved in a $1 million dollar adult diaper scheme.
A 13-year-old from California attempts to shatter a world record and be the youngest person ever to climb Mount Everest.
Duke defeats the upstart Butler Bulldogs and their cinderella story 61-59, winning the NCAA men’s championship.
Toyota receives the maximum fine from U.S. regulators for “Sticky Pedalgate” in the form of $16.4 million.
Apple sells 300,000 of its feminine hygiene product-reminiscent iPad in its first day.
APS Superintendent Winston Brooks, who I often confuse with the guy in 1984, proposes how to handle a $43 million budget shortfall not involving teacher layoffs.
V.18 No.46 | 11/12/2009
Lady Lobo Soccer Player Makes National News for Beating Up Mormons
The good news? Last night’s “SportsCenter” did a segment spotlighting UNM sports. The bad news? It was centered on the brutally unsportsmanlike conduct a Lobo dished out in a NCAA women's soccer game against Brigham Young University.
The offending player was Elizabeth Lambert, a UNM junior and backliner on the Lobo Women’s Soccer team. She may usually be on defense, but as you’ll see in the game footage, that night Lambert seemed to be playing an offensive position—in a hockey match. The ESPN commentators describe the game as having “MMA qualities.”
The Freshman Rookie of the Year, Who's Who Scholar Athlete and Principal's Honor Roll student can be seen grinding her elbows into BYU players, kicking her rivals in the head when they’re on the ground and, most shockingly, calmly yanking on a rival player’s long, Latter Day Saint-sanctioned braid with so much force that it slammed the player flat on to her face. UNM lost the game 1-0, even.
According Lambert’s official player bio on the Lobo Athletics site, the 21-year old is majoring in University Studies with a focus on Occupational Therapy. Which, you know, seems like a really good idea.
Read what jezebel.com has to say about the resulting coverage here.
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