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The Daily Word in early voting, virgin birth, and the Yeti genome project

Saturday evening edition

Jason Alexander plus Nickelback equals awful.

Like a virgin. Birth.

Just another metal bar through the skull story. Phineas Gage.

Albuquerque Mayor Richard Berry's statement on the recent excessive force/tasering incident involving APD.

Gas Prices per gallon around the world.

Why Facebook is losing advertisers.

Update on the search for Amelia Earhart's plane.

Steve Terrell outlines who is spending what in the Heinrich/Wilson Senate race.

Insane Clown Posse on CNN, explaining pretty much everything.

Early voting in some states is no longer an option.

Update on the Moors Murders.

Staten Island photos circa 1983.

I'm going to refer to this next time my office computer throws a rod.

Ew gross.

Embarrassing nightclub photos.

Exciting new research into a male contraceptive pill... wait, what? A Yeti genome project?

On this day in 1952 Patrick Swayze was born. Go to 15:15 in the video and ignore Sebastian Bach.

    news

    The Daily Word in hipster topics, inmate heroes and Dave Mustaine

    An inmate work crew in Las Cruces saved a man’s life.

    Someone won $1 million in New Mexico but might not know it yet.

    A judge told Gov. Martinez she couldn’t publish the salaries of some state workers on the Sunshine Portal. So she put them on the New Mexico home page.

    Megadeth singer blames President Obama for mass shootings. And if you can’t trust Dave Mustaine about politics ...

    Brits are pissed that Ecuador granted Julian Assange asylum.

    Can’t hang with the footage of mosquitos biting people in this story about West Nile being on the rise. Stupid nature’s vampires.

    Gov. Jan Brewer signed an executive order to deny Arizonans benefits from the new federal Dream Act-esque immigration program.

    This month in free speech.

    The stoner Olympics.

    Anti-Semitic jerk in Hungary finds out he’s Jewish.

    These gorillas are all happy to see each other.

    Where does all that aid money go? Haiti’s still without safe housing for most people.

    How to shop for groceries when you hate shopping for groceries. (Step One: Realize that your problem is not really a problem. After all, you could be living in a tent in an earthquake-ravaged country.)

    Coffee shop bans people from talking about annoying hipster stuff like denim, left-handedness and anything that happened before 2000.

    Best gravel voices in movie/TV history.

      news

      The Daily Word in Colorado movie massacre, unlicensed tattoo parlors, Scottish train drunks

      At least 12 dead as gunman opens fire at Dark Knight Rises midnight showing in Denver suburb.

      President Obama responds.

      Young sportscaster who died in the shootings had written her last blog on a separate massacre.

      State officials confirm 48 tattoo parlors operating without licenses in New Mexico.

      City’s clean water supply may be jeopardized by millions of gallons of spilled, underground jet fuel.

      Details being withheld on slain Virginia reporter.

      Live updates on this weekend’s British Open.

      Jeremy Lin on his three-year, $25 million deal with the Rockets.

      Yay, Albuquerque is not among AARP’s list of the top five most dangerous U.S. cities.

      You can no longer get blitzed on Scottish trains.

      news

      The Daily Word in Obamacare, bath salts and UFOs

      The Supreme Court upholds health care reform. Read the decision.

      CNN and Fox News biff it.

      Lady doesn't return "Twilight" book, spends night in jail.

      20 people have died on motorcycles in New Mexico this year and still no helmet law.

      Wildfire in Colorado burns hundreds of houses.

      Miami face-eater was not on bath salts.

      Syria's high court bombed.

      One-third of Americans believe in UFOs.

      Dinosaurs were maybe not cold-blooded.

      Julian Assange is going to turn himself in.

      B.J. Novak, temp Ryan on "The Office," is leaving the show.

      The agent behind the Fast and Furious gun sting speaks about why it was a good idea.

      25 things you didn't know about Full Metal Jacket.

      "The Star Wars That I Used to Know."

      "Mad Men" are assholes in tie clips.

        news

        The Daily Word in Bosque fire, WTF Florida, 100-pound scrotum

        American officials say C.I.A. is helping arm opposition to the Syrian government.

        Bosque fire is much larger than previously estimated.

        Levi Chavez has his bond doubled and is jailed after a witness in his case said Chavez confronted him.

        Another naked man in Florida lashes out with his teeth.

        Wait, what’s that? Another naked man on drugs in Florida?

        Just stop it, Florida, stop it.

        Best-selling biography by notorious, conservative ex-journalist portrays President Obama as a socialist, Muslim political hack.

        The death of “Life in Hell.”

        African-American student who was physically thrown out of a bar in North Carolina is exposing that bar for being, well, extremely racist.

        Man with 100-pound scrotum has to wear a hoodie over his junk.

        “The bat has the hiccups.”

        Eh, people really ain’t that bad.

          news

          The Daily Word in the "forest boy" hoax, the "Kindness in America" hoax, a Subgenius shakeup and Captain Picard Day

          Undercover APD officer goes to "Chinese massage" parlour, asks for massage and then arrests woman when she agrees to give a massage.

          Susana Martinez and some legislators use their personal email for state business and some say that excludes those emails from public records requests.

          NM Governor Martinez doesn't like Obama's executive order allowing children of illegals to gain legal status. Washington Post says newly made citizens will take our jobs.

          Is Obama going to go after the weed vote?

          The British recovered a lost WWI submarine with an interesting history.

          In this bath salts freakout the guy was scared he was going to be eaten.

          The "Kindness in America" author actually shot himself.

          "Forest Boy" was lying.

          New Jersey wine competes with French wine.

          Lacey Wildd wants to get a thirteenth breast enlargement even though her tits could explodde.

          Swedish authorities failed to prove that explicit Manga qualifies as child pornography.

          Meet AJ Weberman, Bob Dylan's single most obsessed fan.

          Website posts The Oatmeal's cartoons without permission, then threatens to sue when the cartoonist pointed this out.

          Check out this bizarre David Hasselhoff commercial.

          Ten terrible tattoos of hard rock hideousness.

          Babies in cellophane!

          It's finally over.

          Reverend Stang retired from leading the Church of the Subgenius because he is tired of the asshole membership.

          Happy Captain Picard Day!

          news

          Obama ups the ante on immigration reform

           
           

          He’s all: Congress, I’ll see your “failure to fix a broken system” and raise you one “executive order that resembles the Dream Act.” Some op-ed writers are seeing the move as a challenge to the GOP.

          This morning, President Obama announced a policy—effective today—that will protect people from deportation who came to the States as kids. The executive order applies to folks who are under 30, got here before they turned 16 and have lived in the country for more than five years. Immigrants also must have finished high school, and be in college or the military. A criminal record disqualifies you.

          I wonder how the news will affect a student we wrote about in 2010, who was slated to graduate a couple weeks ago from a graduate program at UNM’s School of Architecture and Planning. She came to the U.S. when she was 7.

          Or Ramon Eduardo Dorado Mendoza, who was stopped by Albuquerque airport police for speeding in 2010 when he was driving down I-25 near the Lead and Coal exit. He was escorted to the border, along with his father, and separated from his mom and sister. Mendoza had been in the country since he was 4. He had no criminal history.

          Folks say Obama’s move was calculated to garner Hispanic votes around the country. Mitt Romney advocates “self-deportation,” which even Gov. Susana Martinez doesn’t like. Romney hasn’t yet responded to the president’s executive order.

          The Obama administration has been criticized for holding the record for deportations, though, the president says, those numbers may be deceptive.

          Obama is scheduled to speak about the announcement in the Rose Garden today. There’s a live feed here.

            news

            The Daily Word in blue lobsters, tickle monsters and cave paintings

            The Obama administration announces it will no longer deport young undocumented immigrants as the election draws near.

            The debacle comes to a close as the Lead-Coal corridor reopens this morning.

            The Albuquerque Police Department drops a hangman’s noose as the official logo of one of its elite units.

            Military drone, or transported UFO?

            Using Skype in Ethiopia could net you some serious jail time.

            An accuser says Jerry Sandusky referred to himself as the “tickle monster” before touching him inappropriately.

            The New York Mets are considering adding an autism-friendly “quiet section” in Citi Field.

            These Spanish cave paintings are thought to be the oldest in the world.

            Who shot J.R.? The TNT premiere of “Dallas” is viewed by a year-high 6.9 million viewers.

            Security forces in Egypt surround Parliament after military rulers completely dissolve it.

            A Nova Scotia man catches an extremely rare bright blue lobster.

            The FBI recovers a rare first-edition Book of Mormon.

            Don’t, under any circumstances, purchase these ten things for your dad on Father’s Day.

            The Virginia Circuit Court appoints its first openly gay judge.

            news

            The Daily Word in depraved penguin sex and Gordon Ramsay self-destruction

            Military suicide rate at highest level in ten years.

            Is the Obama administration using leaks to bolster the President's image?

            Small town murder rates are climbing.

            It's not gonna happen, Jeb Bush.

            Fire at the the downtown Hyatt overnight.

            How prepared is the military for the eventual alien invasion?

            Georgia widow wins $3 million lawsuit after husband dies during three-way.

            "We're not racists, we just want to be with white people." said racist KKK member while defending the group's Adopt-A-Highway application.

            Self-destruct with Gordon Ramsay.

            Dead toddler comes back to life, then doesn't

            The most shoplifted items are …

            Trees reveal mysterious 1,200 year old radiation burst.

            ATTN sinners: Introvale birth control pills recalled.

            Depraved penguin sex scandalized uptight polar explorers.

            Don't worry Israel, those weird lights in the sky are just the Russians testing their ICBs.

            115 years together is enough for these tortoises.

            Fiona Apple has a new album.

            Pizza Hut getting into the gross sandwich business.

            Happy Birthday, Peter Dinklage!!!

              politics

              Is New Mexico still a swing state?

              Presidential politics were likely not on the minds of New Mexico voters during the primaries on Tuesday. There was no question as to whether Mitt Romney and President Obama would be the major party candidates on the ballot in November. But the general election cycle has begun. At this point, the outlook for the typically competitive and evenly divided state appears surprisingly one-sided.

              In recent presidential election cycles, New Mexico received significant attention from candidates vying for the White House. The state’s demographic mix of staunchly conservative Southern New Mexico, liberal Democratic Northern New Mexico, and politically fickle Albuquerque has traditionally made the state into a battleground. In a close election year, New Mexico’s five electoral votes have held strategic importance.

              In 2000, Al Gore defeated George W. Bush in New Mexico by a mere 366 votes. Bush flipped the state to the Republican side in 2004, winning by 6,000 votes. The key to Bush’s 2004 victory was his ability to win more than 40 percent of the state’s Hispanic vote. Both elections were won by less than one percentage point.

              Those narrow contests made the state a major target for both Obama and John McCain in 2008. Both candidates spent millions of dollars on advertising and made multiple campaign stops in New Mexico. Nevertheless, the contest was not close in 2008. Obama dominated, winning a sizable 15 percent margin of victory. In doing so, he helped sweep in Democratic congressional candidates Tom Udall, Ben Ray Lujan, Martin Heinrich and Harry Teague.

              Democrats are hoping that President Obama will repeat his dominant performance in New Mexico this election cycle. Polls so far show the president leading by a significant margin. Consistent high polling for Obama in the winter led Public Policy Polling to write in April, “New Mexico is not going to be a swing state this year.”

              Obama is polling remarkably well among key constituencies in the state. He is up 61-35 among women, 67-30 among Hispanics, and 56-35 among young voters. Over the last decade, New Mexico’s electorate has become more favorable for Democratic candidates. The heavily Democratic Hispanic voter population has increased and Albuquerque has leaned more toward Democrats.

              Democrats Martin Heinrich and Michelle Lujan Grisham would certainly like help from Obama supporters in November. A high-turnout victory for Obama might help put them over the top in close contests for the open Senate and Congressional seats. Democrats hoping to gain significant ground in the state Legislature also need an Obama wave.

              Does Mitt Romney stand a chance of turning New Mexico red in November? Susana Martinez proved just two years ago that the state can still support Republicans in statewide elections. She remains popular with New Mexicans, showing a 54 percent approval rating in April. Her high approval rating, however, does not seem to be translating into support for Romney.

              Romney must win over the more of the state’s Hispanic voters if he wants any chance of competing. With his hard-line immigration stance, Romney will likely find this to be an uphill battle. This week, Romney began courting Hispanic voters by releasing an ad citing rising unemployment and poverty for Hispanics under Obama. Yesterday, he appointed Gov. Martinez to a Hispanic leadership team in his campaign.

              Yet the forecast still looks favorable for Obama in the Land of Enchantment. The race will likely tighten as November nears. But compared to previous cycles, it does not seem like the presidential campaign will reach a fever pitch in New Mexico. If the race continues to trend clearly toward Obama, both candidates may shift their focus elsewhere. The candidates’ relative lack of attention to the state compared to previous cycles could lower voter turnout and dampen enthusiasm for important and closer contests for the Senate, House and State Legislature.

                news

                The Daily Word in yard sales, Jeb Bush and Mr. Rogers

                Take the Central bus out of Downtown until 1:30 a.m. on Friday and Saturday nights.

                Fatal shooting last night.

                Commissioner Wiener says he’s going after the photographer who took the snap of him in a notorious red-light district in the Philippines. (He lost Tuesday’s election bad.)

                Why is the weather in Westeros so crazy?

                Political reporter Haussamen comes out against LGBT discrimination.

                City comes out against unending yard sales.

                Republicans in Florida outlaw voting on Sunday to suppress the African-American vote.

                Jeb Bush says something nice about President Obama.

                And ex-Prez Clinton says nice things about Mitt Romney.

                Mr. Rogers remixed.

                A forest-themed nightclub in Seattle.

                Meat talk.

                Flaming Lips post naked pictures of Erykah Badu and her sister, angering Badu.

                Parents’ blood and spit can reveal fetus’ DNA.

                  news

                  The Daily Word in Uncle Owen, Reagan Blood and Plastic Man’s special announcement.

                  You can buy the dried blood residue of Ronald Reagan.

                  A guy jumped off Niagra Falls and lived.

                  A major D.C. Comics superhero is going to reveal that he is gay. But only when he’s in his costume.

                  Wait. I thought I had the world’s smallest artificial heart.

                  Only Uncle Owen.

                  Jaden Smith talked about aliens with Obama.

                  How to make your friends like you.

                  Ancient Greeks were really complicated.

                  It’s a slow news day when a kid playing with a toy gun makes headlines.

                  Something about an alligator.

                  A downtown bouncer got in Facebook trouble.

                  Happy Birthday Richard Benjamin.

                    news

                    The Daily Word in equestrian milkshakes, copulating crabs, inebriated apes

                    Grand jury clears cop who fatally shot a man. Historically, it’s not surprising.

                    Kentucky Derby winner’s owner has been accused of drugging his horses.

                    Trash on your sidewalk?

                    Jon Stewart on the Prez’ gay marriage stance.

                    The guy who was accused of shooting a speeding-ticket van in Santa Fe got released.

                    Wi-Fi disabling wallpaper.

                    Further proof on why Florida sucks.

                    And why Texas also sucks.

                    And why Germany doesn’t.

                    It’s horseshoe crab orgy season!

                    Pescatarian pink slime.

                    South African apes like getting hammered and messing with stupid tourists.

                    This 70-year-old who claims to be a virgin is awesome, and also batshit crazy.

                    Robutts.

                    Beastie Boys “Chappelle Show” video you probably haven’t seen.

                      news

                      The Daily Word in marriage rights, Romney the bully and breastfeeding

                      Justice Department accuses infamous Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio of trampling civil rights in his district.

                      President Obama announced his support for full marriage equality, but New Mexicans don’t see it happening anytime soon.

                      There were Christian same-sex unions in the 10th century, says anthropologist.

                      Kid fell into the zebra exhibit.

                      Former APD union boss arrested and charged with domestic violence.

                      With few protections in the state, some people wind up purchasing land from folks who don’t own it.

                      Mitt Romney was a bully and a cutter of hair he didn’t like.

                      A man in his undies stabbed his computer with a samurai sword while police were looking for child porn.

                      Time magazine’s breastfeeding cover.

                      What would it be like if pterosaurs walked the Earth right now.

                      Fancy business types are annoyed by the way Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg dresses.

                      Fundamentalist Phoenix high school forfeits championship baseball game because the other team had a girl on it.

                      South Korea accuses North Korea of jamming GPS signals for civilian flights.

                      This dog is ready to play.

                      Double-face white shark coffee table.

                      Hack your triggers.

                      Humpback whales defend baby gray whale from orcas.

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