V.23 No.27 |
The Daily Word in rocket attacks, getting high with Obama and exploding mailboxes
By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Jul 9 2014 10:19 AM ]
Good morning, it's July 9,
the jails are abusive in Truth or Consequences,
the mailboxes are exploding in the Heights,
and the family of a man who was killed in Albuquerque by US Marshals have released his name to the press.
the former mayor of New Orleans is going to prison,
a Google exec found that his "mutually beneficial arrangement'" wasn't so beneficial when the call girl administered a fatal dose of heroin
your kids are still watching too much TV,
and no, Barack Obama would not like to get high with you, sir.
V.23 No.12 | 3/20/2014
The Daily Word in St. Patrick’s Day, your weird brain and another police shooting.
By Carl Petersen [ Mon Mar 17 2014 10:59 AM ]
Obama has sanctions for Russia.
George Michael gave up sucking on pot pipes.
IOS 7.1 has problems.
Rest in peace, David Brenner.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day. Let’s turn the river green.
Let’s try to have an ASMR episode today.
Don’t forget to remember to forget.
What puts the fire in the firefly?
Police shot a guy in the foothills.
It’s illegal to sleep in your car and to drive in your bed.
Happy birthday, Kurt Russell.
V.23 No.10 |
The Daily Word in Flight 370, Flight 370 and more Flight 370
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Mar 11 2014 10:57 AM ]
Rio Rancho High School newspaper offends "white girls".
New Mexico town of Bloomfield being sued over Ten Commandments monument.
Workers are preparing to go into the WIPP site and they are being very careful.
It's official: "Frozen" is gay.
Some alternative explanations for the disappearance of Flight 370.
Flight 370 may have changed course and remained in flight for an hour after "disappearing".
The two mystery men aboard Flight 370 were Iranian asylum seekers.
Fracking in Ohio caused a couple earthquakes.
Current Jeopardy! prodigy Arthur Chu has an unusual strategy that is pissing people off.
1969 TV show seems like a precursor to Lost. The pilot was written by Rod Serling.
Ballsy (and possibly hilarious) criminal defense attorney commercial.
Photo-bombing ass cracks at a Magic: The Gathering tournament.
V.23 No.3 |
The Daily Word in pot-legalization in New Mexico, 85 people own half the world and the toilets of Sochi
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Jan 21 2014 8:46 AM ]
There was a very high-speed police chase and accident in Corrales.
New Mexico State Senator Ortiz Y Pino is trying to get a pot-legalization resolution on next November's ballot.
A New Mexico Judge ruled that spotting pot plants from the air does not allow authorities to conduct a ground search.
President Obama's current views on marijuana.
A huge cache of documents related to sexual abuse by priests in the Chicago Archiocese have been published online.
There is a large dolphin kill happening in Japan.
An Arizona State University fraternity held an offensively-themed MLK Day party.
Read this Legs McNeil interview with Moe Tucker.
V.23 No.3 | 1/16/2014
The Daily Word in Golden Globes, mile-marker 420 and the Handsome Family
By Carl Petersen [ Mon Jan 13 2014 10:58 AM ]
Who won at the 2014 Golden Globes?
On top of everything else, is there trouble in Obama’s marriage?
A Japanese company is buying Jim Beam.
Tiny windmills generate power.
In Colorado, people keep stealing mile marker 420.
Ellen De Generes, who will host the 2014 Oscars, has been linked to internet pirating of movie screening copies.
Discover the secret world of zit-popping videos.
If you were thinkging about photographing tiny plastic people, somebody beat you to it.
The dark side of the moon is turquoise.
Blessed be. Enjoy these photos of modern-day witches.
Rest in peace, Sam Berns.
An arrest was made in the flash-mob robbery of Angel Eyes boutique on San Pedro.
David Eckert will receive a $1.6 million settlement for receiving unlawful anal probings.
HBO taps Albuquerque’s Handsome Family for the “True Detective” theme song.
Happy birthday Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
V.22 No.49 |
The Daily Word in assisted suicide, a lost-then-found Johnny Cash album and spying on gamers
Sandia Peak Ski Area announces early opening
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Dec 10 2013 10:09 AM ]
New Mexico to consider legalizing assisted suicide.
Sandia Peak Ski Area is opening early this Friday.
City of Albuquerque spends a lot of money settling lawsuits and now some settlement details are available to public online.
Denver City Council amended the weed law so it is OK to blaze on your front lawn, balcony, etc.
Obama shook hands with Raul Castro at Mandela's memorial.
In other Cuba news, Russia plans to forgive 29 billion dollars owed to her by the tiny communist country.
Yet another way the NSA is spying on everybody all the time.
Previously unknown Johnny Cash record to be released.
Great collection of (NSFW) ancient Pompeii graffiti.
Learn what a "sun dog" is.
Joan Jett demanding Sea World stop blasting her music at Shamu.
Christiane F. has a new book, says she's dying.
V.22 No.47 |
The Daily Word in stealthy seahorses, unpardoned turkeys and human-like baby goats
By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Nov 27 2013 9:13 AM ]
The weather is getting wintry and some ABQ kids need help staying warm. Here's where you can donate a coat.
A 14-year old kid was banned from Coronado mall for being punched in the head and called a fag. And then his attacker posted a video of the incident to youtube.
The NSA is watching you masturbate.
President Obama is preparing to pardon a turkey, as presidents have done since 1989.
And since the turkey gets pardoned, it's reasonable to ask: What do they eat at a White House Thanksgiving? Why, another turkey, of course. A very bad turkey who doesn't have a cute name like "Popcorn" and therefore doesn't deserve a pardon, I assume.
You can add this to your repertoire of animal-based similes: "As stealthy as a seahorse."
And finally, my favorite headline of the day: Confusion in Ekiti town as goat delivers human-like baby goat!
V.22 No.33 | 8/15/2013
The Daily Word in John Mellencamp, Wayne Bent, Obama and Guillermo del Toro.
By Nick Brown [ Fri Aug 16 2013 8:57 AM ]
John Cougar’s sons were sucking on chili dogs behind the Tastee Freez.
Obama played cards during the Osama bin Laden raid. The intern kept losing, but wouldn’t take her bra off.
A shark ate a lady’s arm in Maui.
Area 51 exists.
Take a peek at Guillermo del Toro’s sketchbook.
Google yanked YouTube access from Microsoft’s Windows Phone app.
Shittens are now available.
Enjoy these pictures of animals wearing clothes.
Albuquerque programmer Sean McCracken wrote the first game for Google Glass. The game involves killing aliens.
Happy birthday, Robert Culp. I don’t believe I’ve mentioned I’m related to Robert Culp. Or perhaps I have!
V.22 No.11 |
The Daily Word in MWC semifinals, suing drunk-driver, fossil fuel alternatives
By E.J. Maliskas [ Fri Mar 15 2013 9:19 AM ]
The Vatican formally rejects accusations against Pope Francis.
The Lobos take on San Diego State tonight in the Mountain West Conference semifinals.
Filmmaker Michael Moore's suggestion that photos be released of children slain at Sandy Hook has not been received well by the community.
A man convicted of driving drunk and killing two sisters in Santa Fe is suing the restaurants who gave him the drinks and the friend who handed him the keys.
Uranium cleanup, aisle five!
Obama to promote $2 billion fund for research into fossil fuel alternatives.
A man in California is about to be adopted at the age of 32.
This video of a quadriplegic man playing the piano beautifully might make you cry.
V.22 No.9 |
The Daily Word in sequester, sinkhole, silly Dragon
By E.J. Maliskas [ Fri Mar 1 2013 9:36 AM ]
Obama is meeting with Congressional leaders in a last-ditch effort to stave off the sequester which includes $85 billion in automatic across-the-board domestic and defense cuts set to take effect today.
The search continues for a man considered armed and dangerous in Tijeras canyon.
What's it like to run a Pope-less Catholic church?
Bye bye Pope, hello new bishop in Las Cruces.
A Florida man is presumed dead after the bedroom in which he was sleeping suddenly collapsed into a 30-foot wide sinkhole and swallowed up the entire room.
The Dragon's up there, but she ain't workin'.
New hope for Dixon's Apple Orchard.
Florida police say a man who reported a missing crowbar to police faces charges after he admitted that the tool was used in two home invasions.
"im not turnin my self....run run as fast as u can u cant catch me im da ginger bread man......sincierly da gingerbread man,"
V.22 No.7 | 2/14/2013
The Daily Word in zombie alert, injured Gaga, V-day ads
By E.J. Maliskas [ Wed Feb 13 2013 12:22 PM ]
Cibola High School student arrested after officials said she brought a knife to school.
A New Mexico TV station sent out an official emergency alert yesterday for a zombie attack.
Could minimum wage go up to $9?
Pope Benedict XVI holds his last mass.
Lady Gaga postpones tour due to a serious injury that has left her unable to walk.
How’s that disposable penis treatin’ you there, sea slug?
Police in Florida said they arrested a man accused of stealing wallets from women's purses after he left his own wallet and ID behind at the scene.
V.22 No.1 |
The Daily Word in A REPUBLICAN IN THE CABINET!?
By E.J. Maliskas [ Mon Jan 7 2013 9:22 AM ]
Obama to nominate former Republican Sen. Chuck Hagel to be the next Secretary of Defense.
Seven unsolved Albuquerque murders still remain after 2012.
RG3 injured his knee.
The minimum wage hike may be pushed into Bernalillo county.
America's oldest living citizen died at 114-years-old.
The kilogram has gotten heavier.
53 jokes in 4 minutes ... you'll laugh if your brain has time to get them.
It appears an Iowa day care may have been used as a Meth lab.
Get off the ice naked Alberta woman, you're drunk!
V.21 No.44 |
By Marisa Demarco [ Tue Nov 6 2012 9:31 PM ]
I don't want to be all "Dewey Defeats Truman" about it, but NPR, the AP and CNN are calling it for President Barack Obama, since he took Wisconsin.
The Daily Word in early voting, found kitty, The Lone Ranger
By E.J. Maliskas [ Mon Nov 5 2012 8:48 AM ]
Nearly half of eligible voters in Bernalillo County have already filled out ballots. Yay for crazy-easy early voting!
Ever heard of the Redskins rule? Apparently it means Romney is going to win.
Cat lost in family move from Oregon to Louisiana was found in Gallup.
NY-NJ area bracing for more bad weather.
John Cusack to produce and star in Rush Limbaugh film.
10-year-old Mescalero boy cast as Tonto in The Lone Ranger.
No more living in the woods in New Mexico.
IMDB's top 250 movies in 2.5 minutes (some language NSFW).
The perfect time for suffrage postcards.
Why it's important to resist celebrating Christmas too early in the year.
Another fake-o Bigfoot sighting.
Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are having a wee one.
V.21 No.44 | 11/1/2012
Your Guide to Election Night 2012
By Devin D. O’Leary
Starting early in evening, your television will be a sea of pundits in red or blue ties showing off a string of slowly accruing exit poll numbers and electoral college counts. Devin O’Leary provides a few basic tips on how to survive without going crazy.
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