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Alibi Sex Survey

Sexy Albuquerque Fun Facts

53.4% of us never engage in cyber sex, 80.8% of us like to talk dirty, 74.3% of us have made out with a stranger—and other fascinating stats.

Alibi Sex Survey

Fifty Shades of Yellow

BDSM Tips for Newbies

The rampant popularity of E.L. James’ Fifty Shades of Grey has moved BDSM and fetishism from taboo to mainstream. However, the fetish community had a fairly negative reaction to this book for multiple reasons. Aside from painting the community in a negative light, the book conveys the grave misconception that any goober in possession of necktie can magically become a dungeon master overnight. The reality is that BDSM, a compound acronym for Bondage, Discipline, Dominance/submission, and Sadomasochism, is very much a delicate art form and can be potentially dangerous without the proper protocol and precautions. Here are a few tips for those adventurous lovers hoping to expand their horizons this Valentine's.

Alibi Sex Survey

Graphic Graphs

We had more sexy graphs that we could fit in print!

Three really is the lucky number according to survey takers. The third date was the most common answer for number of dates before you get physical with a lucky friend. But don’t worry, second and first dates were the next most popular times to break out the condoms and lube.
V.22 No.4 | 1/24/2013

Sex Survey

Take the Alibi’s First Ever Sex Survey!

Roses are red, violets are blue. If you a take our sex survey, I guess I will, too. It’s really short and not terribly invasive (multiple choice, short answer) and you can even skip some of the questions if they’re too hard. For example, it took me a while to think of a sexy celebrity … just like when I walk into a book store and can’t think of a single book I want. At any rate, I finally thought of one that reminds me of my wife. Maybe I’ll run into that famous lady at a party sometime and be tempted to pay her water bill. One can dream.

V.22 No.3 |

news

The Daily Word in hostages, suicide, fraud and sex

The Daily Word

A woman jumped or fell from Sandia Crest.

The Governor of NM signed her husband's name on an absentee ballot request.

Bad seed.

This guy brings his AR-15 to JC Penny's.

In case you haven't heard, the U.S. government recommends disabling Java.

A whiskey from Waco, TX won the latest "Best in Glass" competition.

Is Obamacare doomed?

The Algerian hostage crisis is over.

Those controversial "naked" security scanners will be removed from airports.

Torontonians are sexy.

Federal government has indicted New Orleans' former mayor Ray Nagin on fraud charges.

V.21 No.49 | 12/6/2012
Brokencyde
Brokencyde

Music

Best of Burque’s worst band

Music writer Geoffrey Plant delved into the world of Brokencyde in Parody or Pabulum. Presumably, Plant took on this task because he’s a braver man than I am. I remember the first time I stumbled onto the horror that is Brokencyde. Slack-jawed, I watched the act’s music video for “Freaxx,” which is included below—along with a couple other wastes of YouTube bandwith—for your viewing displeasure.

Brokencyde

Aural Fixation

Parody or Pabulum

Brokencyde’s best-of is the worst

Music writer Geoffrey Plant deconstructs Burque’s most tasteless and financially successful act, Brokencyde.
V.21 No.47 | 11/22/2012
Punk Bunny’s Gil Sandoval, a.k.a. Luigi
Punk Bunny

Music

Transgressive electro-sexual punk defines lasciviousness

If you’re hankering for some raunch, consider moseying over to Launchpad tonight for electrotrash act Punk Bunny’s show. Get up close and personal with front man Gil Sandoval, a.k.a. Luigi, in Most Likely to Suck Seed. Local deviants Beefcake in Chains, A.P.D. and InTOXICated also push the boundaries of acceptable performance tonight. Don’t forget to bring along your sense of humor. Peep some pretty NSFW Punk Bunny music videos below. Launchpad • Punk Bunny • Beefcake in Chains • A.P.D. • InTOXICated • Mon Nov 26 • 9:30 pm • $5 • 21+ • launchpadrocks.com

V.21 No.41 |

news

The Daily Word in veep debate, diamond planet and sassy Big Bird

The Daily Word

Supersonic human free fall has been rescheduled for Sunday due to weather.

Navajo Nation will put drone tech to good use by using an unmanned aircraft to monitor crops.

Soprano to take a Virgin Galactic flight into space and siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.

A diamond planet bigger than Earth.

Anarchist Peter Rabbit.

13 obscure punctuation symbols you might like to use, such as the authority point and the snark mark.

Lots of people are going to be sassy Big Bird for Halloween.

Do you guys care about the veep throwdown? Guardian says it's crucial. And USA Today breaks it down. All the way down. "Joe just needs to be Joe," says the prez.

Advice from Miami stripper Skrawberry. (Warning: Kinda raw.)

America is not mostly Protestant anymore.

How to find truth on the Internet.

In today's so-obvious-maybe-it's-not-news news: NRA backs Heather Wilson.

Some pop stars to be naked on their album covers.

Gov. Martinez wants to evict the Mexican gray wolf pack.

And she's talking about driver's licenses some more.

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Whole Toning Summer Series at Maple Street Dance Studio (Alley Entrance)

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