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V.21 No.36 |

news

The Daily Word in typos, Wells Fargo, Larry Flynt, bed bugs, and Fords

The Daily Word

Call the State Police instead: Rio Arriba County Sheriff's department will no longer be open after eight pm.

A typo and confusion over the ballot process may prevent Burquenos from voting on a minimum wage hike.

Students in China's Jiangsu province say they are being forced to manufacture the iPhone 5.

R.E.M. doesn't like the "puff adder brand of reportage" at Fox News.

The mystery of the "West Seattle hum" is solved.

People are on edge about circumcision in Germany.

How many people should a woman sleep with?

Wells Fargo foreclosed on an elderly couple's home... twice.

Wells Fargo fired a man for using a fake dime at a laundromat 49 years ago.

Gah! Bed bugs in the literature section.

Julian Assange, the movie.

Larry Flynt is offering one million dollars to anyone who produces Mitt Romney's tax records.

President Obama has a sense of humor. The jury's still out on Mitt Romney.

Parts of Romney's presidential platform are a bit fuzzy.

Roodharigendag Breda.

Long Island Tornado.

Oldest Ford in existence is up for auction.

On this day in 1958, Runaway Lita Ford was born.

V.21 No.9 |

NEWS

The Daily Word: Sony is closing downtown ABQ studio; greasing a shaved baby sloth; circumcision news; Rush Limbaugh's Dr. Lauraesque diarrhea of the mouth

The Daily Word

Expanded weekend police presence in downtown Albuquerque.

Sony pictures' post-production studio in Albuquerque is closing.

check out this new search engine, Duck Duck Go.

This Chinese lady wasn't really dead.

When they meet next week, Israel's Prime Minister will ask Obama to support an attack on Iran.

Picture gallery of stupid QR codes and stupid QR code placement.

The FCC wants to know if you think it's ok for cities and other public and private bodies to suspend wireless service when those institutions deem fit.

You are not going to believe how this circumcision went fatally wrong.

Listen to Rush Limbaugh's wacked out rant about a law student's sex life.

"A Ride of Death." 1940's Police Safety Council bicycle safety pamphlet with illustrations. "Result: cracked skull... and death."

BP settled with a large number of plaintiffs in the Deepwater Horizon oil spill case.

Step one, shave baby sloth. Step two, grease up baby sloth with lard. Step three, clothe baby sloth in a onesy.

On this day in 1837, the City of Chicago was invented.

V.20 No.49 | 12/8/2011
The first edition of   Our Bodies, Ourselves

News Profile

Body Politics

An interview with one of the activists behind an iconic feminist health guide

Our Bodies, Ourselves celebrates 40 years amid much political debate on women’s health issues like abortion and contraception.
V.20 No.42 |

news

The Daily Word in Obama on Leno, Lego man on beach and bus sex

The Daily Word

Police are cracking down on Occupiers in Oakland, Atlanta and here in Albuquerque.

Obama and Leno play softball on the Tonight Show.

Members of the Delta Sigma Theta sorority are on alert after four members are sexually assaulted.

Happy Diwali!!!

It's almost never a good idea to have sex on a public bus.

The last B53 nuclear bomb has been dismantled.

Vitamins are worthless.

87-year-old man busted with 104 bricks of cocaine.

Group calls for Pat Buchanan to be fired from MSNBC after he appears on a pro-White talk show.

Giant Lego man washes up on Florida beach.

I like asparagus, but I'd eat more if it was spray-painted gold.

Why is Beavis and Butthead back?

The 18th century Copiale Cipher has been cracked.

Disney won't let Johnny Depp talk to ABC stations about his upcoming film The Rum Diary.

Stephen King's Dark Tower series is coming to HBO.

Creepy old audio recordings here.

Andy Rooney hospitalized.

Burger King knows better than to offer this All-You-Can-Eat Whopper deal in America.

The 10 best episodes of the 1967 Spider-Man cartoon.

Parks & Rec + Breaking Bad = Parks & Meth

Happy Birthday Pat Sajak!!!

V.20 No.39 | 9/29/2011

news

The Daily Word in Tim Gunn, The Sucklord and teleportation

The Daily Word

Second report also clears Darren White.

Onion joke goes terribly wrong.

Tim Gunn is coming to New Mexico.

Race car champ Al Unser Jr. arrested for DWI.

12-year-old finds out she’s pregnant after sexual assault.

Chemical castration for pedophiles in South Korea.

ICE sweeps the country, picks up 2,901 undocumented immigrants, 36 in New Mexico.

Feds may challenged four state immigration laws.

The advertising genius behind “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.”

Meet The Sucklord, asshole.

Online dating is hard.

Sex-toy company is launching a vibrator into space.

China’s also going to space.

The album that changed everything 20 years ago.

A dress made of cow and yak nipples.

Tiny robot rocket jumps.

45 years of KUNM.

Gov. Martinez to appoint Commish Block’s replacement. His resignation was announced yesterday.

Why rats feel like they’re being teleported all the time.

This cantaloupe thing is serious, the deadliest food-borne outbreak since 1998.

V.20 No.33 | 8/18/2011

news

The Daily Word in Madoff’s pants, hand hearts and whiskey

The Daily Word

Family of civil rights lawyer Mary Han says police botched the investigation of her death.

Los Ranchos may get a plastic bag manufacturing plant that operates 24 hours a day.

Guv sent out letters to see whether immigrants with driver’s licenses still live in the state. She says more than a quarter of them were sent back by the post office.

Bernie Madoff’s pants can house your iPad.

Carlsbad is running out of water.

Tonight, Republican candidates will debate in Iowa. Gawker’s got your predictions.

More people are getting their tattoos removed.

Cybersex 2.0

The secrets of hand hearts revealed.

Robotic exoskeleton. Yhuuuuuusssssssssss.

Underwater volcano to erupt near Oregon.

American distillers may be rushing whiskey. Crisis?

An investigative report on the use of drones.

The top 100 sci-fi and fantasy books.

V.20 No.32 | 8/11/2011

Miss Diagnosis

Prevention Goes Girlie

Free birth control and other big bonuses

Free birth control was rolled into the country’s coming health care reform at the beginning of August. Yet the suggestion that women ought to have access to preventive measures predictably outraged people who confuse contraception with abortion.
V.20 No.30 | 7/28/2011

Feature

Confessions of a Genre Virgin

From shirtless cowboys to eighteenth-century courtesans, the Alibi gets down and dirty with the scintillating world of romance novels. And yeah, it’s our first time.
V.20 No.25 | 6/23/2011
See? Hobbies.

Ask Kat Curious

Dating in Your Forties

The Alibi’s advice-bestower talks about love lives in Burque and doing the robot.
V.20 No.20 |

news

The Daily Word: Democratic Win In NY, 4chan Is For Night Owls, Congressional Decorum Breakdown

The Daily Word

A Democrat wins special congressional election in New York, seen as referendum on Medicare reform.

Decorum breakdown at House hearing.

Santa Fe's only hospital caught dumping illegal medical waste.

Does eating local matter at all?

Crazy video from latest Oklahoma tornado.

High speed chase on the west side.

Top 10 business emails you should never send.

Ridiculous tips for a miserable sex life.

Woman sues airline over her unborn baby's food poisoning.

Coffee price hikes outpaces gas prices.

New research suggests that 4chan users are mostly 9-5ers.

Man attacks woman with a pool noodle over a rotting watermelon shaped like a human head.

Already with the top 10 new species of 2011?

How about one more article on Lost?

Winners of the Best Optical Illusion of the Year contest.

Which state is the sweariest?

Pizza! + Lasagna! = Pizzagna!!

Why don't you have a man like this in your life?

Edwards James Olmos joins the cast of Showtime's Dexter.

VH1 is bringing back Pop Up Video!

Comedienne Lisa Lampanelli talks about her battles with the Westboro Baptist Church.

For guitar nerds only: interview with Eddie Van Halen.

Happy Birthday Brian Urlacher!!!

V.20 No.16 |

news

The Daily Word: Gary For President, iPhones Track Your Every Move, Glowing Pork

The Daily Word

Former governor Gary Johnson skips the exploratory committee and announces he is running for president.

UNM President David Schmidly says he won't seek contract extension.

NMSO is bankrupt.

Your iPhone keeps a record of everywhere you go.

Homemade bombs found at mall near Columbine High School.

How to get ready to be fired.

Stranger catches toddler falling from Florida hotel balcony.

People fake being sick to get sympathy online.

Michigan police are using cellphone hacking devices during routine traffic stops.

BP sues Transocean for at least $40 billion for the Gulf oil disaster.

The Weird Al / Lady Gaga feud appears settled.

A professor vanished into another dimension.

Internet sex joke goes here.

Director of the Oscar-nominated documentary Restrepo and Pulitzer Prize-nominated photographer Chris Hondros were killed in Libya.

Glee extra tweets career-ending spoiler.

Looks like Gordon Ramsay has a real kitchen nightmare on his hands. Get it?

It's science: cancelled TV shows make you sad.

How did you think you'd look in junderpants?

Something tells me this guy is in a gang.

Make a bunny rabbit cake for Easter!

Glowing blue pork found in China.

Jerry Seinfeld pulls out of a Donald Trump-sponsored benefit.

Robot throws out first pitch, chokes.

Happy birthday Tony Danza!!!

V.20 No.10 |

NEWS

The Daily Word 3.12.11: Japanese exploding reactor; experts agree Gaddafi can't win in the long-term due to probable Central America-in-the-80's-tinged military support of rebels; Iron Maiden birthday

The Daily Word

One of the damaged Japanese nuclear reactors exploded. Officials say everything is OK -but here's some iodine anyway.

High Water Everywhere.

"Qadafi will prevail." Here's a list of the 112 ways to spell his goddamn name.

Newt Gingrich says he cheated on his wife because he was working too hard for America.

Intellectual property law and American world hegemony.

Super cool Australian mugshots from the early 1920's.

Amnesty International is on Robert Gates' ass over Wikileaker Bradley Manning's living conditions/torture which involves "forced prolonged nudity."

A Texas state representative has introduced a bill making non-medically necessary abortion illegal.

Daylight Saving Time, not Daylight Savings Time. Reminder.

South by Southwest. The meat market badge.

On this day in 1957, Steve Harris, Bassist and chief songwriter for Iron Maiden was born.

V.20 No.7 | 2/17/2011

news

The Daily Word 02.11.11

The Daily Word

Mubarak resigns.

More women claim tainted yogurt samples. John Bear permanently swears off yogurt.

Ex-Astronaut not going to be Secretary of Energy.

Al Sharpton coming to New Mexico.

Opossum picks Oscar winners. (By the way, opossums are really chupacabras.)

Guy convicted of killing Chandra Levy to be sentenced.

Researchers find 200-year-old ship wreck.

Boss Hogg’s wife dies.

Happy Birthday, Burt Reynolds.

How to have good Valentine’s Day sex.

V.19 No.41 | 10/14/2010

news

The Daily Word 10.13.10: Gays in the military, France, bacon, sex

The Daily Word

Judge lobs a grenade at Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.

More than half of the Chilean miners are above ground now.

U.S. gender equality cracks the world’s top 20 for the first time ever. Yemen’s dead last. Here’s a neat little video on the égalité stats of French women.

Speaking of French women, covet what they wore during Paris Fashion Week.

Why do republicans hate science?

How the home foreclosure freeze affects New Mexicans.

The bacon backlash. Also, lattice-top bacon cherry pie. (Hat tip to Ilene.)

Aerosmith guitarist + exotic dancer + Albuquerque public schools system = the sexiest woman alive.

Porn actor tests positive for HIV; Vivid and Wicked suspend filming as others are tested.

Some parents are mad that Miley Cyrus, 17, isn’t wearing pants.

This is why you shouldn’t eat Happy Meals.

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Always...Patsy Cline at Cell Theatre

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Free Coffee Tasting at Prosum Roasters

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