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V.22 No.25 |

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The Daily Word in affirmative action, transgender rights and possible fraud

The Daily Word

First the Food Network and now Smithfield! You're making some enemies, Paula!

Affirmative action takes the backseat ...

Berlusconi gets seven years, but will it stick? No pun intended.

Colorado court rules in favor of a transgendered girl who was denied access to the girls' bathroom.

Phillip Garcia found guilty of kidnapping.

Have some mental health providers been mishandling funds? Tsk Tsk Tsk ...

When did they start letting people in Aransas Pass have monkeys? Should I move back to Texas?

V.22 No.20 |

news

The Daily Word in transgender rights, twisters in the US and an arrested "Worm"

The Daily Word

Weather experts warn that more devastating weather can be expected on Monday after tornadoes ripped through the U.S. from Texas all the way to Minnesota on Sunday, May 19.

Yahoo buys Tumblr, promises not to "screw it up."

Kim case adds focus to how the feds probed a working journalist.

Miranda Pacheco, who killed a bicyclist three years ago, is in jail again for reckless driving.

DEA claims that marketing heroin to teens is making Albuquerque's drug problems worse.

Protest to take place on Monday morning for Damian Garcia, a transgender student at St. Pius High School, over which cap and gown he will wear on graduation day.

"Worm" arrested for alleged assault and throwing a rival's moped into the ocean ...

V.21 No.43 | 10/25/2012

news

The Daily Word in James Blunt, Billy Idol and the Daily Planet.

The Daily Word

Watch last night’s presidential debate sober.

James Blunt is quitting music!

Clark Kent is quitting the Daily Planet!

There was a giant rectangular UFO in Texas.

Billy Idol is playing a birthday party.

New York’s highest court declares that lap dances are not art.

The Manson Family may be linked to 12 additional unsolved homicides.

A woman breastfeeds her dog.

Here’s a brain-like scalp.

A meteorite hit a house. Perhaps it can become a meteorite doorstop.

Florida cops shot a naked lady.

A Hawaiian Punch spill.

Enjoy these old-timey photo manipulations.

The sad little dotted zebra has no herd.

Pretending to love cats on the internet.

Billy Graham left some final advice about voting.

A woman was raised by monkeys then sold into prostitution.

Donna the Deer Lady.

Ralph Davis has been found.

UNM researchers have help for your burned tongue.

Happy birthday Weird Al Yankovic.

Thanks for the many assists from Constance Moss, E.J. Maliskas, Tom Nayder and Robert Masterson.

V.21 No.40 |

news

The Daily Word in debate hangovers

The Daily Word

Consensus is that President Obama and KitchenAid lost last night's debate, leaving Neil deGrasse Tyson and Big Bird the clear winners.

Facebook has a billion daily users and none of them will like the picture of your kid doing that thing you posted.

White college kids from Texas do the craziest things.

Food prices rising at Balloon Fiesta.

Chicago police find 1,000 pot plants growing in a field.

Arrests made following this weekends shooting at Fantasy World.

Miguel Cabrera wins baseball's first Triple Crown since 1967.

Cheese smugglers busted in Canada.

What if everyone on earth pointed a laser pointer at the moon at the same time?

Chevy dealer totally sorry he had you arrested over pricing error.

Can a new font help dyslexic readers?

Happy Birthday Charlton Heston!!!

V.21 No.38 |

news

The Daily Word in Mullet vs. beard, man vs. fish, woman vs. sandwich and Fiona Apple vs. The Man

The Daily Word

New Mexico's Spaceport development has problems.

Yes, you can play golf at the Angola Penitentiary golf course.

The ex-controller of the New Mexico Finance Authority has been indicted.

Unintentional, run-away double entendre strikes when Jill Biden introduces the Vice-President.

The Rio Arriba County Sheriff's Department planned to buy a boat three days after cutting hours of service due to lack of funds.

150 years of lesbians photo gallery.

Verdict in the Amish beard-cutting case: "Mullet guilty in beard case."

A woman ate a "Stellanator" in Omaha.

A weird effigy of Obama was lynched in Austin.

This may be the first good, in-depth news item about bath salts.

Groundbreaking video illustrates the best way to clean mushrooms.

Not so groundbreaking: we are running out of fish.

An Intel worker called the police because a coworker put a "kick me" sign on his back. And people kicked him.

Some companies are instructing employees NOT to use work email after hours.

Snoop Dogg was the celebrity guest on The Price is Right yesterday.

Like many before her, Fiona Apple was busted for pot possession at the Sierra Blanca border checkpoint.

Hypnotic map of the 2012 presidential election swing states.

"Girls have got balls. They're just a little higher up, that's all." Happy birthday Joan Jett and Nick Cave.

news

The Daily Word in drugged driving, class warfare, the 47 percent and fire tornados

The Daily Word

New Mexico's Court of Appeals ruled that convicted "drugged drivers" must install ignition interlocks, though the devices don't detect drugs.

Romney projects "class warfare" onto Obama whose campaign is stronger than his opponent's despite less cash flow. And Ann Romney defends her husband's efforts against GOP critics.

How Americans with jobs escape paying income taxes (by not making enough money to escape poverty). Paul Krugman chimes in about the "47 percent."

Extremist mobs protesting the anti-Islamic film made by some American nut job get violent in Pakistan.

Some crazy people spent days in line to get the new iPhone.

An article about the tiny home movement and new, tiny apartment units in New York (I thought they already had those).

Fiona Apple joins Willie Nelson and Snoop Dog in the arrested-in-West-Texas-for-possession-of-marijuana club.

Another officer-involved shooting in Albuquerque.

Republican First Congressional District candidate Janice Arnold-Jones portrays birth control benefits as an obligation to "pay for your recreational sex."

Lindsay Lohan plays Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime movie. Watch the "craptastic" trailer!

Fire tornados!

Places to go before global warming ruins them.

Weather: Highs in the low '90s through the weekend.

V.21 No.26 | 6/28/2012
“Monument to the Last Horse” by Claes Oldenburg and Coosje van Bruggen
Elizabeth W. Hughes

Get Out!

The Surreal Life

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V.20 No.49 | 12/8/2011
Kinky Friedman explains the interpersonal skills required to be a Wal-Mart greeter.
Brian Khanki

Spotlight

The Jewish Cowboy

Kinky Friedman on music, satire and Rick Perry's hair

Lone Star state raconteur and troubadour Kinky Friedman stops in Santa Fe on his 14-city Hanukkah Tour.
V.20 No.37 |

news

The Daily Word in look-a-likes, female PMs and

Plus, a planet with two suns!

The Daily Word

Denmark just elected its first female prime minister.

Stud Finder, by xkcd.

DNA test being done to see if Santa Fe mom's son is really a missing boy from 2000.

Florida cable guy exposes himself and masturbates in client's living room, police say.

Meet some Stanford genius hackers and code writers.

China's buying up gold, perhaps to weaken the U.S. dollar.

Can this tiny college in the Catskills annihilate the economy?

Texas inmate receives stay of execution from the Supreme Court because testimony at his trial may have been racist.

Scientists discover the first planet that is definitely orbiting two stars.

The changing face of atheism.

V.20 No.34 |

news

The Daily Word with Bulgarian Yogurt, Violent Tweets and Crossbow Attacks

The Daily Word

APD fires officer over violent tweets.

Companies who pay more to their CEOs than in taxes.

Federal judge strikes down Texas sonogram law.

Gawker vs. Fox News, round whatever.

The origins of the Black Death have been uncovered.

Boy shot with crossbow for throwing rocks at cars.

Bad news for Greek yogurt.

Will an HIV scare lead to less new porn?

Fermilab scientists figures out how to cut plane boarding time in half.

Glenn Beck wants to know if the term colored is really such a bad thing.

Stupid things Game of Thrones characters have done.

Cyberlockers replace Bittorret sites as the most popular file-sharing sites.

Happy birthday Buddy Hackett!!!

V.20 No.33 |

you suck!

Nice Parking Job, Asshole!

Thanks to Paul for sending me this one.

I'm sure you see plenty of asshole parking jobs, take a picture and email me.

V.20 No.27 |

news

The Daily Word: 7.8.11- Middle East protests, miracle twins, baseball fan's demise and Leal's execution.

And the senseless butchering of The Great Gatsby

The Daily Word

APD SWAT needed to break up domestic dispute.

Thousands of Egyptians demand faster reform, fill Tahrir square again.

Also, thousands of Syrians protest president, fill Hama.

South Sudan becomes an independent country tomorrow. Happy birthday, South Sudan!

Man falls from stands to death, trying to catch ball at Rangers game.

Twins born 50 hours apart, in two different counties.

California prison inmates on hunger strike over isolating conditions.

Texas is all "I do what I want," and executes Humberto Leal.

Dude, the unemployment rate is high.

Roger Ebert's appropriately scathing review of a dumbed-down Great Gatsby. With winch-inducing excerpts!

Doghouse Diaries on camera technology.

V.20 No.26 |

news

The Daily Word with Rare Earth Minerals, A Groundbreaking Tampon Ad and a 100-Mile-Wide Dust Storm

The Daily Word

President Obama and Texas Governor Rick Perry at odds over scheduled execution of a Mexican national.

Al-Qaida linked terrorist secretly brought to New York to stand trial.

Not many problems with illegal fireworks this year.

Roadwork on the west side begins today.

South Korea will host the 2018 Winter Olympics.

Casey Anthony found not guilty, the talking heads who convicted her go apeshit!

Did illegal immigrants cause a 100-mile-wide dust storm in Phoenix???

Biker dies from head injury while protesting helmet laws in New York.

The Anti-PowerPoint Party is Switzerland's newest political party. Can you guess what their agenda is?

New study shows environmental factors play a more important role in causing autism.

Behold, a landmark American tampon ad.

Ad for the new Kevin James movie digitally inserted into 2007 rerun of How I Met Your Mother.

Man tries to escape prison in his wife's suitcase.

Japan discovers huge deposit of rare earth minerals.

Hooray for weird Italian sci-fi movies!

Top 10 cosmic album covers.

Monkey steals camera, takes the greatest self portrait ever.

Man sues to get his porn in prison.

The first cyborg horror story is 1834's The Steam Arm.

Your July financial to-do list.

McDonald's is test marketing an English Pub Burger.

Largest ever marsupial fossil discovered in Australia.

Holy Happy Birthday Burt Ward!!!


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