V.20 No.43 |
The Daily Word in ghost sex, impending asteroid doom and Justin Bieber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Tom Nayder [ Wed Nov 2 2011 10:11 AM ]
Pakistan votes to normalize relations with India.
New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg says the banks didn't cause the financial crisis.
Hermain Cain doesn't seem to know that China has nuclear weapons.
Hooray! New Mexico is number one for overdose deaths. Oh wait …
Rick Perry wasn't drunk when he gave that drunk-sounding speech.
Kenyan Air Force uses Twitter to warn civilians their town is about to be bombed.
My sales manager really wants you to know about this Justin Bieber news.
Four members of a Georgia militia are accused of a terror plot.
Are ghosts having sex in this Ohio woman's house?
Prostate cancer found in 2,250 year-old-mummy
There's no escaping these new speed cameras.
An asteroid will pass between the Earth and the Moon next week.
So Metallica and Lou Reed released an album together. Sigh.
What is America's most acceptable prejudice?
The case for cheap wine.
When will little Adolf Hitler be returned to his parents?
Anne Rice says the vampires from Twilight are lame.
Thanks to Emily, Constance and John for the tips!
V.20 No.26 |
The Daily Word 7.3.11: fire; fireworks; nazis; metallica
By Geoffrey Plant [ Sun Jul 3 2011 12:05 PM ]
Fireworks fails (video collection!)
Silver City's Penny Park burned, again.
Los Alamos residents may return home!
Here's what the Reflecting Pool in Washington Monument looks like this Fourth of July weekend. "It's kind of gross right now."
Miss Honeywell. "She'd make a good personal assistant to a sales manager."
German Neo-Nazi codes.
Newlywed Duke and Duchess of Cambridge in Canada for Canada Day.
Some Quebecois aren't fond of the royals.
Yellowstone River oil spill.
Pairing wine with doughnuts, Spaghetti-O's and other crap.
Happy belated birthday, Lindsay Lohan.
V.20 No.21 | 5/26/2011
By Melody Daskalos [ Sat May 28 2011 9:00 AM ]
Throw on a pair of shades and embrace the start of summer with a glass of wine under the sun. Throughout Memorial Day weekend, the Albuquerque Wine Festival returns to Balloon Fiesta Park with more than 27 New Mexico wineries, plus an array of food, art and live music. And there's no need to take your own glass for tasting, since one is provided with the $15 admission. (Bonus: Festival-goers under 21 are free with a parent or legal guardian.) Save some time and get your ticket in advance at abqwinefestival.com. If you're going to be in the southern part of the state, you won't have to miss out, either—Las Cruces is hosting a concurrent festival. Get advance tickets and details at snmwinefestival.com.
V.20 No.19 | 5/12/2011
Dancing, comedy and free wine!
By Summer Olsson [ Wed May 11 2011 3:00 PM ]
The Q-Bar, inside Hotel Albuquerque, is giving you something to do on Wednesdays. Today kicks off the first of a weekly thang. The evening starts with a live DJ playing the greatest hits of the last 50 years, (that sounds pretty general, but think about it. You could hear The Beatles AND MC Hammer. Sweet.) Next, it’s Q Comedy, a comedy showcase featuring some of Albuquerque’s finest comedians, hosted by Goldie Garcia. Then they’ll turn the music back up for more dancing. The best part is, tonight there will be free tapas and wine from 6-7 p.m.
V.20 No.15 |
The Daily Word: Sugar sugar, gas prices, Kobe Bryant
By Marisa Demarco [ Thu Apr 14 2011 8:04 AM ]
9 things rich people don't want us to know about taxes.
OK, federal government. What's the plan?
Looks like someone got fat off the financial crisis.
State Supreme Court rules Gov. Martinez overstepped her authority when she ordered two members off the labor board.
The man killed by APD was schizophrenic, says his brother.
Press tries to understand why the mom drove her kids into the Hudson River.
Albuquerque uses its nuisance ordinance to evict people too often, judge says.
Locals find other modes of transport as gas prices spike.
Kobe Bryant ordered to pay $100,000 for uttering a gay slur about a ref.
Is sugar a toxin?
People can't tell the difference between cheap and expensive wines, according to an experiment.
Vice President Biden caught on camera dozing off during Obama's deficit speech.
Oregon House Rickrolls an entire session.
V.20 No.14 | 4/7/2011
Best of Burque 2011
Best Growers' Market
Growers’ market, grocery stores, wine shops and breweries. (We save restaurants for our giant Best of Burque Restaurants issue every fall).
Best of Burque 2011
The High Life
Best Bar Staff
Burque’s favorite vices—drinkin’, smokin’, and bumpin’ and grindin’.
V.20 No.5 |
The Daily Word 02.09.11: Beer Marshmallows, Plastic Rice, Chicken Wyngz
By Tom Nayder [ Wed Feb 9 2011 9:01 AM ]
The House fails to extend the Patriot Act.
President Obama is having lunch with the GOP leadership today.
Governor Martinez is blaming NM Gas for the gas shortage.
School bus accident in Mississippi leaves 3 dead, and 60 injured.
Sources say production has begun on Apple's next-generation iPad.
Ever wonder what would it look like if Disney made a Superman cartoon?
I have a feeling this guy is getting fired.
Astrology has been re-affirmed as a trusted science in India.
Why isn't the liberal media covering the boneless wyngz controversy?
CNN admits it has a Fox Problem.
No one knows the reason why all Wells Fargo ATMs went offline this week.
Police find drugs in a man's penis.
Fox News calls Bulletstorm the worst game in the world.
Nerdy website overthinkingit.com analyzes 10 years of Law & Order episode outcomes.
Everything you ever wanted to know about Mike, the Headless Chicken.
Most distant galaxy yet has been discovered by the Hubble Space Telescope.
If I had ever successfully watched an episode of Dr. Who this flowchart may be more interesting.
Have a look at 14 of the most expensive meals in the world.
If you pirated a copy of The Expendables you should think about getting a lawyer.
Beer marshmallows? Beer marshmallows!
Family thinks they're buying a Dora the Explorer DVD, actually gets Bubble Butt Bonanza #17 instead.
400 Super Bowl ticket-holders who were screwed out of their seats are offered a pretty sweet deal.
10 things you you should know before you go furniture shopping.
V.20 No.3 |
The Daily Word 1.22.11
Roe Vs. Wade; Olbermann is audi 5000; Skateistan
By Geoffrey Plant [ Sat Jan 22 2011 9:34 AM ]
Albuquerque International Sunport runway construction will bring the noise to the SE Heights.
Great news! Foul smelling dirty pants are not dangerous.
Great NYT story about underground Russian art collective Voina, with link to awesome colossal-
American drug manufacturer of lethal injection drug announces it will no longer make it.
Want to see what Kabul looks like these days? Cool documentary about Skateistan,the Kabul skatepark.
If you're like me you don't know anything about Jersey Shore. Here's a primer.
Latest mass die-off of birds really is the government's fault.
Second graders doing WHAT? Predictably, "details are vague."
V.20 No.3 | 1/20/2011
The French Laundry
Extreme dining in California's Napa Valley
By Mina Yamashita
V.20 No.2 | 1/13/2011
Fun with stock photos
By Jessica Cassyle Carr [ Thu Jan 6 2011 4:48 PM ]
See images of 40 things that make seniors happy.
V.19 No.52 |
News Year's Eve: Already Sucking!
By Tom Nayder [ Fri Dec 31 2010 11:12 AM ]
We're trying to drink vodka and Gatorade but only the wine glasses are clean.
V.19 No.48 |
The Daily Word 12.08.10: 4chan Defends Wikileaks, Elizabeth Edwards Dies, Chrome Has No CAPSLOCK
By Tom Nayder [ Wed Dec 8 2010 9:38 AM ]
Elizabeth Edwards dies after a six-year battle with cancer.
Obama is defending his agreement to extend the Bush-Era Tax Cuts.
4chan splinter group Anonymous is attacking enemies of Wikileaks.
After 7 months in space, the secret X-37B robot space plane returns.
Bonding-out of Albuquerque jails is getting more expensive.
Attempted kidnapping in Santa Fe thwarted.
Republican Congressman tries to crowdsource an attack on science.
The FBI thinks the new Video Barbie Doll could be used for child porn.
Old Navy sells sweaters with swastika buttons.
Are you a rich jerk who wants to watch first-run movies at home? That'll be $20,000.
Where in America is the perfect place to commit a crime?
Japanese satellite Akatsuki fails to enter Venus' orbit, won't get another chance for seven years.
McDonald's in the Czech Republic is introducing five New York-themed hamburgers.
F/X cancels Terriers. I'll never love again.
John Lennon's final interview is released on the 30th anniversary of his murder.
V.19 No.47 | 11/25/2010
New Mexico in a Glass
By Maren Tarro
V.19 No.46 | 11/18/2010
A Mother’s Plea
By Carolyn Carlson
The Animals at Bookworks
A reading and signing with writer Christian Kiefer.
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