V.20 No.12 |
Cryptid Alert! Bigfoot has been caught on video again!
By Nick Brown [ Fri Mar 25 2011 10:47 PM ]
Thomas Byars of North Carolina filmed the snarling beast with his handy video camera. Notice how the yeti takes tiny steps, as though it's sharted its costume. Which would explain the horrid smell.
V.19 No.40 | 10/7/2010
The Daily Word 10.18.10: Beaver’s mom, yetis and UFOs.
By Nick Brown [ Mon Oct 18 2010 9:56 AM ]
German chancellor says multicultural society has failed. This is current news.
Osama bin Laden is living in a house in Pakistan.
A foul-smelling old woman came back to life.
A sexy yeti was photographed in China.
Most Star Trek deaths were, in fact, Red Shirts.
UFOs visit Brooklyn hipsters, and others.
There was a police standoff at 12th and Griegos.
Church stabbings happen sometimes.
Elizabeth Cano drove her SUV through a marathon.
Happy birthday, Jean Claude Van Damme.
V.19 No.38 | 9/23/2010
The Daily Word 9.27.10: Segway casualty, Obama in Albuquerque and Kenny Rogers wannabes.
By Nick Brown [ Mon Sep 27 2010 9:14 AM ]
American infidels can expect an “October Surpise” from al Qaeda.
Segway’s owner died driving a Segway off a cliff.
A Buddhist monk made footprints in wood.
Read about Brazil’s new president.
Sometimes men look like Kenny Rogers.
Sometimes the cops put a GPS unit on your car without a warrant.
Does the Super Stack mark the end of food stacking?
Ethnic mapping shows segregation in major US cities.
Attention Stargate fans. Both of you. You can buy authentic Stargate shit.
Newspapers make spelling errors. Schocking!
The Hobbit movie is in trouble.
Women apologize more than men. And don’t you forget it.
Comic Greg Giraldo took too many pills.
Paris Hilton settled a lawsuit with Hallmark. She will take the stipulated amount in drugs.
Trapped Chilean miners can't drink or play video games.
Obama’s in the South Valley today.
22-year-old Lillie Jones died behind bars.
Did Ted Turner’s ranch boss hold Bible classes?
You can listen to the Denish/Martinez Temple Albert debate.
Sophie’s got some nice ABQ stories for you over at DCF.
V.19 No.30 | 7/29/2010
The Daily Word 7.26.10: Wikileaks, Love Parade and Comic-Con Pen Stabbing.
By Nick Brown [ Mon Jul 26 2010 9:43 AM ]
A Love Parade turned into a Death Parade.
Wikileaks founder explains the leaking of thousands of military documents.
Everyone’s a critic: birdshit halted a Kings of Leon concert.
See the face of the face transplant.
Tiny houses are fun.
Learn to draw a yeti. So life-like.
I sure do hope they find the yeti.
Body modification has a long and profitable history for carnival staff.
A Comic-Con pen stabbing hints at over-crowding and poor self control.
See the longest tongue in the country.
Louisiana is the laziest state in the union. I say fine, let them have their title.
Police captured the “Wiggy, Fake-Boobed, Clown Pants Robber.” As he came to be known.
It’s been raining in Albuquerque.
We’re sure killing a lot of bears around here
Police say Rhonda Estrada ran over her boyfriend’s leg then fled.
Here’s another New Mexico meltdown story.
Bernalillo County Jim Goff is an atheist.
V.19 No.27 | 7/8/2010
The Daily Word 7.22.10: Mel Gibson is an Innocent Victim and Yetis are Interdimensional Beings
By Nick Brown [ Thu Jul 22 2010 10:53 AM ]
Not to be outdone, China has an oil spill.
Six are dead in a deadly bus smash.
They arrested the guy who threatened the "South Park" guys.
Perhaps Mel Gibson is an innocent victim of extortion.
Anyone care what's going on with Katie Couric? No?
A tax on gold transactions hitched a ride on the health care legislation.
The ultimate crime: pretending to be a bartender.
Lindsay Lohan's mom and sister visited her in jail yesterday. So, it was a pretty special day for her.
Beckham and Tommy Nader love Legos.
Brangelina pwned a newspaper.
Is the yeti an interdimensional being? Well, at least look at the picture.
The Iglesias firing was inappropriate but not criminal.
The Albuquerque gay community is outraged by downtown violence.
I think DCF blogger Rudolfo Carrillo is on a spaceship or something.
It would be fun to have a dump-hole in the living room. I think, anyway.
Happy birthday, Rufus Wainright.
V.19 No.16 | 4/22/2010
The Daily Word 4.26.10: Tornado, Yeti, Spock.
By Nick Brown [ Mon Apr 26 2010 10:39 AM ]
A Tornado kills 10 in Mississippi.
An earthquake hits Taiwan with small effect.
The economy shows signs of improvement.
Stephen Hawking urges us to avoid aliens.
There’s a leaking oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico.
Take a look at this woman’s hobbit hole.
Here’s a nice addition to the Apple logo.
A stuffed yeti and other creatures went up for auction.
You might as well watch the live barn owl cam.
Here’s the trailer for the new Batman cartoon-movie, if anybody’s interested.
Thilay Lama didn’t want to be rescued from Bandelier.
A Sunday morning house fire in Albuquerque. I saw the smoke.
Richard Jojola is mean to puppies.
It’s Joan Chen’s birthday. She had to wear a little maid’s cap on “Twin Peaks.”
V.19 No.9 | 3/4/2010
Cryptid Alert: Child Befriends Juvenile Yeti
By Nick Brown [ Thu Mar 4 2010 4:36 PM ]
A boy befriended a young bigfoot, but when area loggers threatened its life the boy had to frighten it away by throwing pinecones and yelling, “I hate you!” Watch the video for supporting evidence and judge for yourself.
V.19 No.7 | 2/18/2010
Cryptid Alert: Bigfoot Uses ESP to Enter Dreams and Mines Gold for UFO Aliens
By Nick Brown [ Fri Feb 19 2010 1:25 PM ]
Yeti fans, this one’s got it all. Yetis dressed as Native Americans entering your dreams. Numerous accounts of yetis communicating with humans telepathically. Astral flight, UFOs and a yeti sighting near Gallup, NM.
I believe that yetis have the power to alter our memories. At one point humans knew about the yeti, but as the yetis’ psychic powers grew, they forced us to forget them… just as they usually make us forget that we’ve seen them today. Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny. I don’t have any proof of this, but I get very strong impressions. I believe the yetis are planting these thoughts in my mind.
This wonderful yeti image comes from Jesse Ross.
V.19 No.2 | 1/14/2010
New Video Footage of a Naked Stripper Escort Yeti in the Night in Pennsylvania.
By Nick Brown [ Thu Jan 14 2010 3:51 PM ]
Here’s some creepy new footage of a life form.
“Residents of this small Pa. town are concerned of recent sightings and strange noises being heard at night of what appears to be some sort of big foot human looking type creature. The creature though, is white in color. A homeowner captured this footage after they heard a disturbance in the back yard of their wooded property. This homeowner and others in this town had previously heard strange noises and disturbances for the last two weeks or so prior to this being captured on film.”
V.18 No.35 | 8/27/2009
The Daily Word 08.31.09: Yeti, Brian Jones, James Coburn’s Birthday
By Nick Brown [ Mon Aug 31 2009 10:05 AM ]
The yeti has been filmed in Poland. It looks sooooo real.
Police have new evidence in the 1969 death of Stones’ guitarist Brian Jones.
A drug lord’s pet hippos have escaped in Columbia.
Disney is going to buy Marvel to make sure it sucks, too.
The Station Fire in Southern California is out of control.
Drinking makes people happy. However, the article warns: “The study also noted that alcohol use, especially use, is associated with many other health problems.” That made me happy!
Eight are dead in a mysterious Georgia mass-murder.
Billionaire fairy enthusiast claims she can see the future.
I got an email that just said “fangs and blind” with a link.
Handyman Kenton Warnock is charged with beating a 60-year-old woman to death.
The Isotopes are in the playoffs.
Doug Turner joins the list of people who want to be governor.
Armed robbery suspect Avery Freemen turns himself in to authorities.
Cold cheese sandwiches continue to make everyone angry.
Today is my sister’s birthday. It’s also James Coburn’s birthday. Here’s James Coburn in (you guessed it, fellow insomniacs!) Sky Riders.
V.18 No.29 | 7/16/2009
Cryptid Alert! My Dream Girl!
By Nick Brown [ Tue Jul 21 2009 2:06 PM ]