  |   Raw posts and updates from our writers with info too timely or uncategorizable for print. What, we said something stupid? Chime in, buddy."I Saw You" at Artisan Art SupplyWho saw? Who was seen? Was it you? Private eyes are you watching you. Reply or see more “I Saw You” ads at alibi.com/personals. Walmart on Wyoming It was Thursday, 11·6·13. You were in line at Walmart wearing a gray sweat outfit, buying gift cards. I complimented your hair— you have a Mohawk—and regret not getting at least your name. I stopped shopping just to get in line before you left and still blew it. I hope you see this, you are amazing. I would love to get to know you!! Raven-haired Beauty from Santa Fe @ UNM men's Lobo game 12/7/13 Can't stop kicking myself for not asking for your number. I asked if you and your friend were sisters, then you showed me her son's picture with an awesome-looking beard like mine. I loved the perfume you wore and your petite nature … contact me—maybe we could have coffee or something. LA is only 30 minutes from SF… The Bearded Shy Guy… Italian Medusa Cuff We were both shopping at Sprouts. We're both redheads. While reaching for tomatoes, I noticed your beautiful gold cuff. I thought it was the sun, but you said it was Medusa, and that that was the face on the cuff. We talked for a while and I think I sensed something there—was there? If nothing else, I'd love to know where online you bought the cuff. Guy with Long Red Hair - Artisan I saw you at Artisan Art Supply. It was a Tuesday. You were looking at acrylic paint while I was at the register. I can only wish I had more time to wander the store and explore the sights. ~Lady with sunglasses on her head. Silly, I know. Rowdy’s Dream Blog #325: When I Met Madonna Inside a Glass BuildingI park my truck on a hill and go into an art gallery. I am joined by three beautiful girls. The tall, loud blond is their leader. She ridicules the paintings for a while and we leave. As I follow them out, the proprietor pleads with me in a humorous Scottish brogue to please buy a painting for my wife. Before I can say anything, he answers for me defiantly: "No, of course not!" The girls wait for me outside, standing against a short chain link fence in the sun. I reenact the encounter for them. They all laugh. We now must cross a muddy river flowing in a deep ravine to get back to our cars. I lead the way, slipping down the muddy bank. I walk upstream for a while to rinse off the mud. My pale blue jeans are all wet but nearly clean. Back on the street, I am confused by the roads and am unable to find my truck. I enter a large glass building. Inside, I see that the doorways are like bulkheads on a battleship. I enter through a doorway at the end of a long a hallway and find myself in a large room with another bulkhead doorway leading out into the same hallway. Here, I am approached by Madonna, who has gained some weight. She leads me to her bed. I worry that someone will come through the door. View/Add Comments [ 1 ] The Daily Word in assisted suicide, a lost-then-found Johnny Cash album and spying on gamersSandia Peak Ski Area announces early opening New Mexico to consider legalizing assisted suicide. Sandia Peak Ski Area is opening early this Friday. City of Albuquerque spends a lot of money settling lawsuits and now some settlement details are available to public online. Denver City Council amended the weed law so it is OK to blaze on your front lawn, balcony, etc. Obama shook hands with Raul Castro at Mandela's memorial. In other Cuba news, Russia plans to forgive 29 billion dollars owed to her by the tiny communist country. Yet another way the NSA is spying on everybody all the time. Previously unknown Johnny Cash record to be released. Great collection of (NSFW) ancient Pompeii graffiti. Learn what a "sun dog" is. Joan Jett demanding Sea World stop blasting her music at Shamu. The rent is still 2 damn high. Christiane F. has a new book, says she's dying.
View/Add Comments [ 1 ] The Daily Word in APD shootings, family photos and band namesNYC has a new cold weather cockroach. The Japanese have invented the world’s thinnest condom. Funny band names of 2013. You write like a girl. Enjoy Rebecca Black’s new song “Saturday.” Get ready for Facebook’s new Sympathize Button. What happened to the lost colony of Roanoke? Read Kristen Wiig’s Mad Libs profile. Travel through time with 50 years of toys. Enjoy the latest batch of awkward family photos. There was another APD shooting last night, and an unrelated SWAT standoff. There were over 35 car crashes in Albuquerque yesterday. Happy birthday Michael Dorn.
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