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Get a grip on reality  [ Sun Mar 22 2009 5:59 PM ]

five or six years ago the USA sent pallets of cash, in the billions, to Iraq. They just disappeared. No one knows where they went or what they did.

Now this country has its pants in a bunch over $165 million in bonuses.

Wake the fuck up, you stupid doofuses.

George W started an illegal war in Iraq and since then we've pumped $10 billion,,, billion, yes fucking billion a month into that sandhole, and all of a sudden these republicans are up in arms. Ah yes, $10 billion a month in Iraq, but not a penny for rebuilding USA.

These assholes are traitors, and you all let them get away with it. Wake the fuck up. Every republican is putting Iraq ahead of America.

Think about it.

Bush kept us safe?  [ Fri Jan 23 2009 6:48 PM ]

Its gratifyingly easy to make fun of Bush. And fuck myself? How is that anatomically possible?

Hotrod, remember 9/11 ? It happened on his watch-- the "Bush will keep you safe" watch. Condiricearony was NSA chief. She had memos warning her "al quaeda determined to strike in US....". She ignored them, she was too busy primping and looking pretty. So did Bushfuck. He was busy clearing brush in Crawford.

Oh yes, that 8 year thing about not being attacked. Well, we weren't attacked by aliens from outer space either. Nor from monsters from the deep oceans. Nor from Norsemen with giant axes.

The point is, the absence of a negative doesn't prove a positive. Any person of logic would get that, but you republicans have been so without any sense of logic for 8 years, I'll give you a pass. Guess what? We now have a thinking president, who doesn't counter an argument with "go fuck yourself".

My spelling is the only thing you can attack me on? And Bush's shining record? wow!

I'll see you at the war crimes trials.

Bush reachs new lows  [ Fri Jan 16 2009 3:32 PM ]

I didn't think W could get any stupider, but last night, with his farewell speech, he hit new lows. Is it possible that you can get dumber being president of the US for 8 years? He certainly proved it last night. JFC, this man is an ape (sorry to all you apes out there). Its unbelievable how utterly without a mind this idiot is. I want $1 from every one of you 50 million asswipes that voted for him TWICE! That might make it up to me. But not really.

Vomiteers for change  [ Fri Jan 23 2009 6:25 PM ]

Lets organize an army of vomiteers with purpose: we'll show up every morning forever at the houses of Bushwimp, TortuCheney, Condiricearony, and Rumsfuck and leave pools of vomit on their doorsteps to remind them of the piles of crap they left on everyone's doorstep for 8 years. Please eat lots of spaghetti -- it comes out looking like cesspools of maggots.

Sarah Palin pals around with druggies  [ Sat Dec 20 2008 4:59 PM ]

Isn't it interesting that in the last 24 hours, since the news hit that Sarah's future in-laws, the mother of her future son-in-law was arrested on 6 counts of drug charges, there has been total silence from the MSM and the most righteous of the moral forces in this country? I guess its only news if a democrat has ties to "terrorists", but when a prominant repug has ties to druggies, its no big deal. The double standard of moral outrage in this country is truly astounding!

Throwing things at Bush  [ Mon Dec 15 2008 5:26 PM ]

Why did it take an Iraqi journalist to finally do what we've all wanted to do for 8 years: throw Bush's shit back in his face, in the form of shoes? If there is "freedom of press" in this country, why hasn't someone from the US press corps had the balls of this Iraqi guy, and enough of the lies and smirks and downright stupidity to throw something back...maybe just one, just one real challenge to the outright crap he's been dishing out for 7 years now? We are all guilty for letting this imbecile be our president, but none more so than the press who gave him a free ride for 8 years. It's time to take out our dirty jockstraps, our smelly socks, our sour-milk bras, our piss-stained panties, and throw them enmass at him and bury him under the foul garbage heap that he deserves. Legacy, hah! Ducking two size 10 shoes is his damn legacy.

What's with all this waving?  [ Tue Dec 9 2008 6:18 PM ]

Everytime you see dufus-I mean Pres Bush on TV, he's eagerly and frantically waving. Who the fuck is he waving to? Are all 134 people, I mean the mythical 28%, constantly following him around so he has someone to wave to? Or is this a college cheerleader who needs the adoration he never got from 41 & blonde scary woman, Barbara, bless her "New Orleans" statement, former first lady. What a scary "star power" mind he must live in.

Wave back.


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The perfect disaster: GWB  [ Sat Nov 22 2008 5:29 PM ]

Wouldn't you think that in 8 years, GWB would have gotten one teeny-weenie thing right? Just one? I mean, he knew he was a dim light bulb, so wouldn't you think he would surround himself with some brighties to make himself look good? Instead, we got a cabinet full of even dimmer bulbs. I mean, think back: state, defense, education, homeland security, environment, public safety, emergency readiness, commerce, etc....every one a loser. I've saved treasury for last. Just when we thought GWB couldn't fuck up the USA anymore, along comes the economic disaster of the last 3 months. And in charge? You guessed it: another dimfuck who doesn't know what he's doing, and is following the familiar GWB pattern of secrecy and throwing money at anything, hoping it sticks and fixes the mess. Who would think that one "president" could cause the perfect storm of utter destruction, and then go, even today, strutting around with that smirk on his face, not even realizing what he has caused?

why does Alb area keep supporting republicans?  [ Sat Oct 11 2008 6:06 PM ]

I would like to ask Mr Suarez why the 1st congressional district, which has more registered democrats than republicans, continue to vote republicans into office (at least our case with Heather Wilson for the last 8-10 years). And I have read the current race is almost 50-50. And this is a cheap shot, but at last week's McCain rally, people yelling traitor, etc upon the mention of Obama's name? What is the disconnect here? Don't the democrats vote here?

Today, I am ashamed of Albuquerque  [ Mon Oct 6 2008 7:23 PM ]

Today, at the McCain rally at UNM, he was surrounded by cheering crowds inspired by his Swiftboating smear Rove tactics against the character of Obama, totally ignoring his (McCain's) complicity in the economic crisis (he was chairman of the senate banking/commerce committee when all this was going on for years). Worst moment: someone in the UNM crowd called Obama a TERRORIST. DAMN, a terrorist? Does UNM teach anybody how to think or is this crowd just a bunch of goats?

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