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Cod piece  [ Thu Jan 19 2012 1:25 AM ]

Tell me more about this man's fish-holding abilities. Where does he find such an enormous piece of cod? Is it even bigger than this one?

"I literally could have held about 20 of them"  [ Thu Jan 19 2012 1:12 AM ]

That's impressive. 20 pterasaurs in one enormous paw.

Hilarious  [ Sat Oct 29 2011 10:15 PM ]

"The university says there were problems last week, such as a man threatening to stab protesters on Friday."

Blame, blame, blame that victim.

Release the Kraken!  [ Fri Oct 21 2011 12:07 AM ]

Only it can save us from Extra Odin and his Airy Claims.

I hope it's not too busy playing legos with Icthyosaur vertebrae.

Is SECcession legal?  [ Fri Oct 21 2011 12:03 AM ]

Well, with all the other college conferences realigning, I don't see why leaving the SEC should be any different.

Hey, MMJ  [ Wed Aug 24 2011 11:22 AM ]

Everyone loves you're sexy entendres. Surely everyone would enjoy longer lectures.

Close, but no  [ Wed Aug 24 2011 1:20 AM ]

"I never knew Rod Stewart was in Feces"

Nah, that was John Mayer.

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