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Followed white rabbit. Became black sheep.


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Marilyn Manson basically just sucks.  [ Thu May 30 2013 2:39 PM ]

Gee - Lets go through the New Wave bin and see what song I can sing in a scarrry voice for my next hit record. How about some "Human League" Brian? Oh wait wait wait... "Haircut 100"!!!


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Manly cologne  [ Thu Dec 15 2011 1:23 AM ]

What I want is another vintage 1978 "Hi-Karate" cologne. I had gotten it whie I was in the 8th grade and used it all up in two weeks. My life has never been the same since.

Seriously Dude  [ Thu May 6 2010 8:50 PM ]

Your actually taking fault with The Onion? Typical teabagger type: No comprehension of anything but your so called misguided, ignorant and moronic ideals. If you can't read The Onion without complaining about shit then your a fucking idiot....

Bravo!!  [ Thu May 6 2010 10:04 AM ]

'Nuff said.

Another Billion wasted  [ Thu May 6 2010 9:57 AM ]

Gee: What ever happened to Dubya's 750 million dollar 50 foot border wall that was built to stop all of this?

Oh I forgot... Building a billion dollar 50 foot wall doesn't stop some wiseass from making a 20 dollar 51 foot ladder on the other side. The legend of George strikes again.

As for the moron complaining about Octopus employees  [ Tue Feb 2 2010 9:36 PM ]

You must be a joy to work with.

Red-Light Camera funds - One time only deal.  [ Tue Feb 2 2010 9:34 PM ]

Note that this was a fund from when the cameras were first turned on and a boatload of money was generated. The cameras currently do not generate ANY funds at this point towards the city. Half of the money collected goes to Rediflex and the other half goes to the state. Marty the hair-loosin' mayor had put himself into a difficult spot with this money and simply would not be able to spend the money without a bitch storm. It was supposed to be used to pay for the "court" that the tickets use.

Their party has already started!!  [ Tue Apr 14 2009 11:25 PM ]

Everytime I go into a public restroom some damn republician keeps trying to teabag me... NO ALREADY!!

The one I forgot - The MOST important of all.....  [ Tue Apr 14 2009 11:19 PM ]

I once met the man who shook the hand of Andy Griffith.

Morrissey - very polite and nice  [ Mon Apr 13 2009 9:08 PM ]

Hulk Hogan

Andre the Giant - holy shit he was big

Bill Daly

Thompson Twins

Rick Derringer

Lonesome Dave (Foghat)

The singer from Flock of Seagulls

Annabella Lwin... Refused my marriage proposal!!

Wendy O Williams

Adam West and Burt Ward

Brooke Shields

Does being yelled at "Piss Off!" by Lemmy count?

Robin Zander

Val Kilmer

and a bunch of old country stars when I was a kid from my aunt's big C&W place in michigan.

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