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ABQ Fitness Centers: Santa will workout for food!  [ Sun Dec 18 2011 10:17 PM ]

My stage name is Santa and I weigh over 300 pounds. My busy season is over and I need money, a reason to wake up, and to get healthy. I will scrub locker rooms, hold a sign displaying my weight loss, hand out fliers, promote promote promote, anything! I lost my home at the North Pole and currently live next to Hinkle Fun center in Northeast Albuquerque. I am jolly and dependable.

Please contact Elves Paisley at Elves_​Paisley@hotmail.com

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