alibi online

Free Will AstrologyAlibi's Personals
 

Comments

They almost had you  [ Thu Mar 1 2012 11:13 PM ]

When you won the liquid farting contest last week, but you vanished like a ghost. "What do you mean, 'He disappeared?'"

I quit facebook, too.  [ Thu Mar 1 2012 10:15 PM ]

It's all about scrolling down until something makes you feel like shit.

Why did Darth Vader cross the road?  [ Thu Mar 1 2012 2:45 PM ]

To bring balance to the Force.

Tom Nayder got a plastic breadbag fastener  [ Thu Feb 23 2012 4:02 PM ]

in his burger from Sonic's today. Not a twisty, but one of those flat plastic things.

I'm excited to see my family. Next week I'm moving back  [ Fri Feb 17 2012 6:00 PM ]

to my home planet of Alderaan.

What?

Once I had two anoles that made babies.  [ Fri Feb 17 2012 2:00 PM ]

I didn't know until I opened the terrarium lid and a tiny green lizard fell on the floor. There were three of them, smaller than crickets, and I moved them into a different cage so their parents wouldn't eat them. Sadly, I couldn't find anything small enough for the babies to eat. I even put a chunk of banana in their jar hoping they'd eat it, or that some fruit flies might hatch from it in time. Not in time. : (

I can pretty much watch anything  [ Wed Feb 15 2012 5:17 PM ]

If I pretend one of the characters is a robot. The Danish have a habit of screwing things up intentionally to blend in.

but you can never have enough pretty rocks  [ Tue Feb 14 2012 6:22 PM ]

that made somebody think of you, even if we're all robots. I found a pretty boulder this year but I can't lift it. I hope my soulmate knows it exists.

Everyone can relax.  [ Mon Feb 13 2012 12:38 PM ]

There is no mammoth.

the chupa  [ Fri Feb 3 2012 11:20 AM ]

looks a little like the Montauk Monster that turned out to be a raccoon

Join our mailing list for exclusive info, the week's events and free stuff!
Merican Slang
Merican Slang7.5.2013
home | feature | news | film | music | art | food | classifieds | personals | staff | lo-fi | search
© 1996-2013 Weekly Alibi webmaster@alibi.com