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Two Buck Chuck (Red Wine from Trader Joe's) Wins Double Gold Medal  [ Mon Jul 16 2007 10:21 AM ]

Beats the hell out of Red Bull and for the same price!

Crazy, NPR story at this [link]

plus Blake wore all those sleeveless shirts  [ Sun Jul 15 2007 8:52 AM ]

I'm sure that needy children used his discarded sleeves to sew hope quilts!

also any guy you can call Paste for nickname is a good dude.

Backwater? Oh, 12inchworkforc​e.  [ Tue Jul 10 2007 8:26 AM ]

But, it's the Land of Enchantment! Wake up and smell the chorizo.

"The Magical Number Seven"  [ Sat Jul 7 2007 4:07 AM ]

"There seems to be some limitation built into us either by learning or by the design of our nervous systems, a limit that keeps our channel capacities in this general range." Psychologist George Miller

Apparently it's why Bell choose seven digits for the length of our phone numbers.

Check out Miller's essay at this [link]

Van Halen WITH David Lee Roth Reunion Tour Back On!  [ Fri Jul 6 2007 5:01 AM ]

Here's the latest news:

[link]

I once saw David Lee Roth at Sandia Casino for only a couple of bucks and though I am not a fan of either Van Halen or David Lee Roth, the guy--who turns 54 this year--is still a showman who loves his craft, however questionable.

Plus for a man with such thinning hair, David Lee Roth really fights the good fight!

You don't need a wax penis prosthetic to piss outside, you just need a trusting partner!  [ Thu Jul 5 2007 6:20 AM ]

My wife and I love being outside together and that sometimes means using nature the way god meant it: As one big toilet.

Here are some awesome tips for peeing (for the ladies) or taking a shit (unisex).

Beginner's Style: If you have your car with you, just hang off the fender/bumper while you squat. Once you get the hang (get it?) of it, you will realize grabbing the fender on the downhill slant greatly reduces blowback.

Intermediate Style: Remove your belt and loop it around a _​sturdy_​ sapling or small tree. Drop your drawers and lean back--preferably downhill--makes for even easier one-handed driving since you can secure yourself with the belt one-handed, thus freeing your other hand for easy cleanup! Note works best in forest, poorly in desert (for "desert fashion" see Advanced Style).

Advanced Style: Rather New Age--and certainly not for first dates!--but this one can really save the day when you are out hiking in the desert. You face your partner then one of you rests your hands on your partner's shoulder. Now one, or both as the case may be, drops your trousers. You hold hands and slowly squat down while leaning backwards. Viola, one or even both (that's love!) can use this simple trust exercise as a way to pee or crap in the desert. Note: works well in the woods if you don't have a belt or the strength to hold onto that tree while leaning downhill.

Happy Hiking!

Who would ever be brave enough to mention Billy Joel?  [ Tue Feb 27 2007 6:48 AM ]

Wow, here's a story about his daughter from Radar Magazine, since you care so much! [link]

Thanks for Shins FAQ  [ Thu Feb 8 2007 7:47 AM ]

There is so much misinformation out there these days. Even local journalists in the business get it wrong all the time. Nice work, Marrich-san.

I got Arthur C. Clarke  [ Wed Jan 31 2007 12:33 AM ]

Remember that one novella where the aliens finally reveal their form and they look just like red, fork-tailed, horned devils?

I just want to be there when they decide to make the wireless, blinking, headseat leap.  [ Mon Jan 15 2007 1:58 PM ]

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