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CommentsRe: Three of five N.M. congressmen cosponsored SOPA and PIPA
We can easily assume our incumbents will be re-elected. We should be fund raising for some good ol' American bribes. Clearly that's what it takes to get legislation on or off the table. Lessee... TV/Music/Movies was the 8th largest industry contributing to Udall's campaign, so if we can all pitch in about $200,000 to buy his vote back we can see some real democracy!
Looks like I actually have to do work tomorrow instead of goofing off on the internet all day. >.< Re: The Daily Word in Wikipedia shuts down, Roundhouse legislation kicks off and McNuggets get sexual
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"The bribed officer from the video will reportedly 'have his future promotion delayed by six months' as punishment." That'll teach him.
You don't get fried scorpion in sanlitun. 
He could have just given her a good slap, called her whore and sent her back into the kitchen to make him a sandwich. Ah, simpler times.
The best I've ever been called is a "Genius in the bathroom." But since I regularly shit a concrete donkey, inventing my patented Double-Flush™ technique to get it down the pipes without a plunger was more of a necessity than a praiseworthy act of altruism.
but they were all out of hearts, so the doctor used a baboon's ass instead.
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