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But they'll argue  [ Fri Apr 22 2011 12:03 PM ]

"where are we supposed to park? we can't fit in regular spaces".

Then stop using your utility work truck as a regular vehicle!

Although that truck is so shiny and clean I seriously doubt it's seen a day of work in its life.

Thank you, sloppy  [ Tue Apr 19 2011 11:22 AM ]

for setting the record straight. Heaven help him with the price of horsemeat.

my stupid crazy cool  [ Tue Oct 20 2009 1:17 PM ]

cat.

He plays fetch. He can catch the toy mouse like a frisbee. He thinks the mouse is real. He puts it in his food bowl. He leaves it there and eats his kibble around it.

mousey


so pleased


Have you ever seen a woodpecker in ABQ?  [ Mon Sep 14 2009 3:19 PM ]

I was outside refilling the hummingbird feeder and heard a knock knock knock right above my head. And there he was, a woodpecker in my Mulberry tree pecking away at one of the dead branches. He cared not that I was only 6 feet from him.

I need a better camera for birding. He did indeed have a red cap.

an ABQ rarity


there's a red cap there somewhere


Don't look if you don't like it  [ Mon Sep 7 2009 2:13 PM ]

is my stance. Walking around nude is fine. But I certainly hope those benches get cleaned daily. I wouldn't sit my bare ass on a community bench, that's pretty rude. Where do the clothed people sit? They certainly don't want to sit in someone's crack and genital sweat. And what naked person wants to sit naked in someone else's butt sweat. eeegads.

"Mildred, did you turn off the ice maker?"  [ Mon Sep 7 2009 1:21 PM ]

mom calls to ask me. "It doesn't seem to be making ice any more" she says. I reply that I did not and suggest that she check the lever/switch in the ice maker. "I can't" she says, "it's full of ice".

Rates?  [ Fri Aug 28 2009 2:26 PM ]

Dear Nick Brown,

I would like to reserve a Monday night stay at Albuquerque's shed. Would this be an off season rate? Does the shed also supply blankets? Or are there no sleeping accommodations in the shed other than the Tequila?

Also curious if there happens to be a cement pond for relaxation and sunning. Also, do brown and white bite? And if so, in what accent?


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Mayoral Debate  [ Tue Aug 25 2009 5:08 PM ]

Hosted by the cool media, awesome!

Holey Moley!  [ Mon Aug 17 2009 4:19 PM ]

I can't believe it- my mom, er, I mean a certain lady, has TWO drawers chock full of nails! Check it out, I discovered the second drawer this weekend!

more nails!


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