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The Daily Word in fake plane hijacking secrets,more violence at Trump rallies and goodnight and good luck from Al Jazeera America

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One of the Donald's campaign aides has been charge with assaulting a journalist at a Trump rally.

Sunset Memorial Gardens cemetery lost a WWI veteran's headstone after replacing it with a headstone meant for another man of the same name.

Even repeat offenders have the same civil rights as all citizens have.

Details continue to emerge about the "fake hijacking" of an Egypt Air flight.

Oh Lord, no. Some dude in Taipei beheaded a three year old girl in the street.

Some last words from Al Jazeera America, soon to be no more.

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The Daily Word in a dusty day in Dirt City, Longmire returns and RIP Rob Ford

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The elderly, small children and those with respiratory conditions are advised to stay indoors as much as possible from noon today until 9am Wednesday due to unusually high amounts of blowing dust in the Albuquerque area.

Netflix series Longmire will film a fifth season in New Mexico.

This year, New Mexico state tax refunds will take six to eight weeks rather than two weeks.

ISIS has taken responsibility for the coordinated bombings in Brussels, Belgium.

Former Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has died of cancer.

Trump barely answers a single question in his interview with the Washington Post editorial board.

Peter Bagge of Neat Stuff and Hate Comics fame has a comic strip on the VICE site.

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The Daily Word in Hulk Hogan vs Gawker, ransomware vs Apple and RIP Mr. Mushface

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Kari Brandenburg will not seek another term as Bernalillo County District Attorney.

Some UNM officials support the Rapid Transit project. Voice your opinion at tonight's public meeting inside the Convention Center.

Supertramp-related 9/11 conspiracy theory. With Masons.

A man has been charged as the shooter in the 2014 execution of a nine year old Chicago boy.

It's day two in the Hulk Hogan vs Gawker trial.

See whether you can tell if this obit for an internet animal sensation is satire or not.

Surprise! The British are binge drinkers.

Gun lobby claims silencers should be easily accessible in order to prevent hearing loss.

A handful of Mac users have been affect by "ransomware".

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The Daily Word in whiny Dianna Duran, flying babies and Girls Together Outrageously

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There's a novel idea for restructuring Albuquerque's downtown parking.

In case you haven't heard, a baby flew out of a car and landed next to I-40.

Dianna Duran is whining about the easiest part of her sentence for misappropriating state money.

Hitler had a small penis. No, really. A tiny, tiny little penis.

A woman in Illinois saw a "baby" Mothman.

Capital Hill will introduce a bill that would enforce anti-encryption "backdoors" among big software companies.

Canada may pass a law that would remove criminal liability when someone overdoses.

Most famous groupie ever Pamela Des Barres' animated interview.

Watch it, buddy

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Sobriety Patrols Through the North East Heights Tonight and Saturday Night

Watch your intake this weekend!

Most Burquenos expect checkpoints and saturation patrols in the downtown and university neighborhoods. Studies have shown, however, alcohol-related crashes don't discriminate between the ABQ valley and the frights.

Whether you're on your way home from the titty bar or bringing a stranger back to the base: call a cab, uber or, well, walk.

Let's be careful out there.

Tavern Taxi: (505)-999-1400
ABQ CAB: (505)-883-4888
Yellow/Checker Cab: (505)-247-8888
Green Cab: (505)-243-6800

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The Daily Word in papal souvenirs, personal submarines and cheap plastic

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A water pipeline that would serve Eastern New Mexico is closer to happening.

No holy dirt shall cross the border.

Endangered Child Alert.

Submarines are the new yachts.

Trump says Rubio is too sweaty.

Someone invented a flat, lensless camera. Or reinvented the pinhole camera, anyway.

Low oil prices are impacting the recycling industry.

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The Daily Word in Google Cardboard, an unhappy anniversary and a cat mobbed by toy mice

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Today is the anniversary of the discovery of 11 women's bodies on Albuquerque's West Mesa.

Google is bringing their "Google Cardboard" virtual reality to local schools.

New Mexico Senators begin discussing the Real ID bill today.

This woman is demanding a lifetime supply of Kit Kat bars.

Government officials worry about stronger encryption thwarting their surveillance

Uber drivers complain that they aren't being compensated fairly.

Here's a great cat picture from the internet.

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The Daily Word in Incest, no one riding the bus and beer whispering

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New Mexico has the highest unemployment rate in the nation.

Bus ridership is down in Albuquerque.

The Forest Service is seeking funds to thin New Mexico's Forests.

Rapper B.o.B. is on a crusade to convince us the Earth is flat.

Scotland has rejected a proposition that would legalize incest.

Balloon Boy has a band!

Here's a list of some more bizarre laws in the United States.

Halifax, Canada has a "beer whisperer"

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APD Has an Operations Plan in Place!

Man will judge man in a screening process by which trained man ascertains the sobriety of any and all men, regardless of race gender creed or smell

.... Actually, you may be judged by your smell as this can be a primary indicator of intoxication. Or you just worked a shift behind the bar at Anodyne where a girl's hair, thanks to the high reach up to the bottles shelf—oh, nice ass, too—can end up more combustible than that orgy in Satyricon. This will make you appear drunk when really you smell like alcohol because it was dripping all over your hair every time someone ordered a fucking top-shelf Rum and Coke.

As always, the authoritIes want you to know the general neighborhood where the checkpoint will be however, Weekly Alibi cannot divulge the exact location. Somewhere in the vicinity of Walmart on San Mateo and the Long John Sliver's on Central APD will be conducting a sobriety checkpoint.

Avoid the cuffs and take advantage of the ever-increasing stable of ride services. By simply starting your night with a ride from one of Albuquerque's taxi services or, if you're under thirty, Uber. Unfortunately, AAA's Tipsy Tow service appears to have been discontinued in Albuquerque, but Albuquerque Cab does offer a free ride home (10pm-2am, Fri & Sat) through their Tavern Taxi service.

Tavern Taxi: (505)-999-1400
ABQ CAB: (505)-883-4888
Yellow/Checker Cab: (505)-247-8888
Green Cab: (505)-243-6800

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The Daily Word in protecting the Petroglyph National Monument, pharma bro and hangover-less booze

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New Mexico may soon have two different driver's licenses in order to comply with the Federal Real ID law.

Albuquerque may purchase land adjoining the Petroglyph National Monument in an effort to thwart development near the ancient site.

A local teen with Down Syndrome was robbed of his tablets, computer and other electronics he uses for school and to communicate with others.

Here is Stephen Hawking's list of top ways humans will destroy themselves and the planet.

Donald Trump proves lacking in knowledge of the Bible.

Experts agree Sarah Palin must be the surprise guest at a Trump rally today.

Univision Inc. now owns the controlling interest in the satire publication The Onion.

North Korea claims to have invented booze that won't give one a hangover.

Bro, don't call him "pharma bro" anymore, bro.

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