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The Daily Word in High Times 2.0 and the Isle of Wight National Poo Museum
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Apr 5 2016 1:10 PM ]
High Times has plans that basically ape Playboy's '60s expansion into nightclubs and merchandise but with frito pie ... I mean marijuana.
New Mexico Attorney General has cleared the last of the fifteen behavioral health providers of any wrongdoing.
Donald Trump, who is 100 percent scarier without his tan, has a balls to the wall plan that would virtually guarantee both the destabilization of the Mexican state and Mexico paying for Trump's border wall.
A National Poo Museum has just opened on the Isle of Wight.
The Daily Word in fake plane hijacking secrets,more violence at Trump rallies and goodnight and good luck from Al Jazeera America
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Mar 29 2016 9:20 PM ]
One of the Donald's campaign aides has been charge with assaulting a journalist at a Trump rally.
Sunset Memorial Gardens cemetery lost a WWI veteran's headstone after replacing it with a headstone meant for another man of the same name.
Even repeat offenders have the same civil rights as all citizens have.
Details continue to emerge about the "fake hijacking" of an Egypt Air flight.
Oh Lord, no. Some dude in Taipei beheaded a three year old girl in the street.
Some last words from Al Jazeera America, soon to be no more.
The Daily Word in a dusty day in Dirt City, Longmire returns and RIP Rob Ford
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Mar 22 2016 2:07 PM ]
The elderly, small children and those with respiratory conditions are advised to stay indoors as much as possible from noon today until 9am Wednesday due to unusually high amounts of blowing dust in the Albuquerque area.
Netflix series Longmire will film a fifth season in New Mexico.
This year, New Mexico state tax refunds will take six to eight weeks rather than two weeks.
ISIS has taken responsibility for the coordinated bombings in Brussels, Belgium.
Former Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has died of cancer.
Trump barely answers a single question in his interview with the Washington Post editorial board.
The Daily Word in Hulk Hogan vs Gawker, ransomware vs Apple and RIP Mr. Mushface
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Mar 8 2016 1:37 PM ]
Kari Brandenburg will not seek another term as Bernalillo County District Attorney.
Some UNM officials support the Rapid Transit project. Voice your opinion at tonight's public meeting inside the Convention Center.
Supertramp-related 9/11 conspiracy theory. With Masons.
A man has been charged as the shooter in the 2014 execution of a nine year old Chicago boy.
See whether you can tell if this obit for an internet animal sensation is satire or not.
Surprise! The British are binge drinkers.
Gun lobby claims silencers should be easily accessible in order to prevent hearing loss.
A handful of Mac users have been affect by "ransomware".
The Daily Word in whiny Dianna Duran, flying babies and Girls Together Outrageously
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Feb 23 2016 4:16 PM ]
There's a novel idea for restructuring Albuquerque's downtown parking.
In case you haven't heard, a baby flew out of a car and landed next to I-40.
Dianna Duran is whining about the easiest part of her sentence for misappropriating state money.
Hitler had a small penis. No, really. A tiny, tiny little penis.
Capital Hill will introduce a bill that would enforce anti-encryption "backdoors" among big software companies.
Canada may pass a law that would remove criminal liability when someone overdoses.
Most famous groupie ever Pamela Des Barres' animated interview.
Sobriety Patrols Through the North East Heights Tonight and Saturday Night
Watch your intake this weekend!
By Geoffrey Plant [ Fri Feb 19 2016 9:35 PM ]
Most Burquenos expect checkpoints and saturation patrols in the downtown and university neighborhoods. Studies have shown, however, alcohol-related crashes don't discriminate between the ABQ valley and the frights.
Whether you're on your way home from the titty bar or bringing a stranger back to the base: call a cab, uber or, well, walk.
Let's be careful out there.
Tavern Taxi: (505)-999-1400
The Daily Word in papal souvenirs, personal submarines and cheap plastic
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Feb 16 2016 11:56 AM ]
A water pipeline that would serve Eastern New Mexico is closer to happening.
No holy dirt shall cross the border.
Trump says Rubio is too sweaty.
Someone invented a flat, lensless camera. Or reinvented the pinhole camera, anyway.
The Daily Word in Google Cardboard, an unhappy anniversary and a cat mobbed by toy mice
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Feb 2 2016 3:54 PM ]
Today is the anniversary of the discovery of 11 women's bodies on Albuquerque's West Mesa.
Google is bringing their "Google Cardboard" virtual reality to local schools.
This woman is demanding a lifetime supply of Kit Kat bars.
Government officials worry about stronger encryption thwarting their surveillance
Uber drivers complain that they aren't being compensated fairly.
Here's a great cat picture from the internet.
The Daily Word in Incest, no one riding the bus and beer whispering
By geoffrey Plant [ Tue Jan 26 2016 2:30 PM ]
Bus ridership is down in Albuquerque.
The Forest Service is seeking funds to thin New Mexico's Forests.
Rapper B.o.B. is on a crusade to convince us the Earth is flat.
APD Has an Operations Plan in Place!
Man will judge man in a screening process by which trained man ascertains the sobriety of any and all men, regardless of race gender creed or smell
By Geoffrey Plant [ Fri Jan 22 2016 8:03 PM ]
.... Actually, you may be judged by your smell as this can be a primary indicator of intoxication. Or you just worked a shift behind the bar at Anodyne where a girl's hair, thanks to the high reach up to the bottles shelf—oh, nice ass, too—can end up more combustible than that orgy in Satyricon. This will make you appear drunk when really you smell like alcohol because it was dripping all over your hair every time someone ordered a fucking top-shelf Rum and Coke.
As always, the authoritIes want you to know the general neighborhood where the checkpoint will be however, Weekly Alibi cannot divulge the exact location. Somewhere in the vicinity of Walmart on San Mateo and the Long John Sliver's on Central APD will be conducting a sobriety checkpoint.
Avoid the cuffs and take advantage of the ever-increasing stable of ride services. By simply starting your night with a ride from one of Albuquerque's taxi services or, if you're under thirty, Uber. Unfortunately, AAA's Tipsy Tow service appears to have been discontinued in Albuquerque, but Albuquerque Cab does offer a free ride home (10pm-2am, Fri & Sat) through their Tavern Taxi service.
Tavern Taxi: (505)-999-1400
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