The Daily Word in Clapton, Clinton, Etsy and Zumba.
Lance Armstrong paid a motorcycle courier.
Eric Clapton sold a Richter painting for $34 million.
Meanwhile, other valuable paintings were stolen.
Hillary takes one for the team.
The allure of Zumba.
Let’s go to Berlin. On drugs.
Regretsy promotes artists.
People dress up in costumes.
There’s no such person as “Dave on Wheels.”
I love animals. Especially that moving lizard.
Somebody crashed into a Target.
Somebody made a threat against the Century Rio movie theater.
A homeless man confessed to murder. The police let him go. They do things by the book.
Happy birthday Suzanne Somers.
Thanks to Jen Lipow Silfer and Constance Moss for the assists.
The Daily Word in apples, tuna and hamburgers.
A man was cooked to death in a tuna factory.
The world’s greatest dad in pictures.
A home invasion prank turned tragic.
There’s been an increase in birth defects in Iraq.
Call the sexy meningitis hotline.
I can’t stop thinking about hamburgers.
Enjoy these ghost photos.
Albuquerque is experiencing 18% office vacancy.
Calibers is conducting a coyote killing contest.
There was a crazy house party on Atrisco.
Happy birthday Penny Marshall.
The Daily Word in missiles, meth and mind reading.
There are 350 million depressed people.
North Korea says its missiles can hit the US mainland.
A 132 year old woman died.
Fart teasing led to murder.
When was the last time you played with your sound effect buttons?
Here's a bird falling into a chocolate fountain.
Look at this optical illusion and shake your head side to side. It looks kind of like there's a person there.
Try this creepy mind reader!
Who is Benjamin Kyle?
The Amityville house is back on the market.
A man died in a deadly bug eating contest.
He is actually Luke's father.
The super-sonic skydive is on hold. But might happen … I don’t know.
The cops caught a guy with three pounds of meth.
Happy birthday John Entwistle.
The Daily Word in Furbies, UFOs and Sting.
Obama has 99 problems.
Internet addiction is a mental illness.
Let’s watch some Target training videos.
Joss Whedon is making a S.H.I.E.L.D. TV show.
Loitering teens can wreck your business.
Here are GPS coordinates to a bigfoot place.
Ben Radford gives us a history of religious hoaxes.
Sexy celebrity photoshop guys.
Tinfoil hats amplify mind control rays.
Councilor Michael Cook says balloons need more places to land.
Burglary is on the rise in Rio Rancho.
Tucanos got in trouble for where they put their signs.
Thanks to Nayder and Maliskas for the assists.
Property of A-B Inc.
These black things in front of the gas station are the property of A-B Incorporated. Please do not fuck with them.
The Daily Word in bacon shortages, salsa contests, zombees and castration.
Here’s a man made 300 obscene phone calls.
Castration makes men live longer.
Hey, a car flipped over.
How to read body language, they claim.
The bacon shortage is coming.
Puppy cam. If anyone cares.
Make yourself a sad little song in Bb.
Dawn of the Zombees.
Ritz Crackers are #1.
Here's the latest bigfoot photo, such as it is.
A Monster House blocks out the sun.
Matt Erdman thinks the State Fair’s salsa contest was rigged.
Happy birthday Mark Hamill.
The Daily Word in Fred Willard, gold bars and stolen yorkies.
130 Mexican prisoners are on the loose.
Face slasher takes the Metro.
It’s a great time to run a newspaper. Not really.
A balding man with a ponytail is accused of beating a woman with a dog.
“They’ll never find my gold bars.”
Oh, the funny pictures.
Taylor Swift broke up with me swiftly.
Try these Photoshop brain teasers.
I have too many coffee mugs. Stop thinking up them.
What's the quickest way to the Quickie Mart?
Here’s the story of the burnt bigfoot.
There's a new monkey that looks like somebody you know.
Now you can monitor clean-up efforts in Los Alamos.
Some hunters had an herb farm adventure.
Happy birthday Fred Willard.
The Daily Word in Bun Stabbers, Monkey Smugglers and baby turtles.
It’s September 11.
Wrestler Jerry Lawler collapses.
Attack of the Bun Stabber.
Scientology is mad at Vanity Fair.
Night of the Monkey Smuggler.
Iran unveils the Meshkat missile.
Everybody loves funny pictures.
I repeat, everybody loves funny pictures.
These are real sci fi children’s books. Not really.
Here’s a gentleman they say chased some kids with a chainsaw right here in town.
I’m a big fan of little turtles and promise not to touch my mouth.
Happy Birthday Virginia Madsen.
The Daily Word in Red Bull, Scientology and Weaponization.
An heir to the Red Bull fortune is accused of a fatal hit and run.
Did the Church of Scientology audition girlfriends for Tom Cruise?
Old Navy needs a new proofreader.
An Iowa air show disaster was caught on tape.
The Obama White House brews beer.
Here are some “perfectly timed” photos.
Here is some interesting song trivia.
Here’s what happens when you try to kick a cop.
Weaponize your life with these fun projects.
This map of the Fantasy World can’t possibly be accurate.
Albuquerque is going to host a conference on sex offender issues.
Tractor won the fight for growlers in Nob Hill.
Happy birthday, Beyonce.
The Daily Word in poodle moths, Dr. Crusher and stoner news.
Anything is possible in the year of the Poodle Moth.
Bill Nye prefers science.
Prince Harry’s clothes are removable.
A hilarious bigfoot joke took a tragic turn. As oft they do.
A man killed 70,000 chickens. But it could have been an accident.
It’s never funny to joke about killing Mitt Romney.
Marijuana can permanently lower your IQ. It can also make the word “permanently” echo permanently in your mind. “Permanently… permanently…”
In other stoner news, this kid thought his mom was making him wear a sign as punishment. She said she was thinking about it.
Not all celebrities look like they have good breath, Russell Brand.
Tom Hanks’ PR people try desparately to make him appear human.
Mirror, mirror on the wall.
A shot was fired at Expo New Mexico. Some people get nervous when the words “fired” and “Expo New Mexico” are used in the same sentence.
Jeremy Brooks and Justin Rael didn’t think they’d end up in the news. But they did.
Happy birthday, Gates McFadden.