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Chris DeCarlo: Sheriff for the new Confederacy, we guess?
By Ty Bannerman [ Fri Oct 23 2015 10:43 AM ]
There are not a lot of reasons that we here at the Albuquerque Weekly Alibi would pay attention to an independent sheriff candidate in Virginia, but it looks like an embarrassingly stilted, way too long "rap video" by said candidate will do the trick.
Who is Chris DeCarlo and what does he stand for? A quick glance at the press release he sent us tells us that he wants to fight another Battle of Manassas and, in general, "fix America" by reigniting the "War Between the States." Which seems a little counter-intuitive, but maybe we just don't get Virginia politics.
A viewing of his video further informs us that he stands for horse riding, vest-wearing and an overall platform of old white guys playing cowboy. And rapping.
So, um, if any of that sounds good to you and you live in Virginia, maybe vote for him? As for us, we're glad we don't have to deal with this particular king of crazy out here in New Mexico. But keep up the good work, Virginia! We are very entertained. And just a little scared.
Dance to the Funk of Forty Thousand Years
Saturday, Oct 24: Thrill The World ABQ 2015
By Ty Bannerman [ Thu Oct 22 2015 11:00 AM ]
A worldwide simultaneous "Thriller" dance to benefit Roadrunner Food Bank.
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Lab Coats and Beer Goggles
Saturday, Oct 24: Science of Beer
By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Oct 21 2015 5:00 PM ]
An evening of engaging talks and activities about the science and history of beer.
The News You Missed
Important information from the e-mail archive
By Ty Bannerman [ Fri Oct 16 2015 10:11 AM ]
Sad to say, we here at the Alibi aren’t omniscient. In fact, we can barely even keep up with the press releases that appear in our email inboxes, let alone the doings of all sources of knowledge and information in the universe.
Recently, we decided to stop trying to be omniscient. And then, right after that, we decided to stop trying to keep up with our email in-boxes.
BUT there are still some press releases that get sent to us which for whatever reason we can't fit into the print edition of the paper, but still might be interesting to our readers.
So, here it is, the inaugural roundup of The News You Missed, where the Alibi rescues important press release headlines from the dustbin history.
This headline pretty much sums up why I am not a vegan. But if you're a vegan who loves powder, this is relevant to your interests!
Are you Alibi readers aware of how to behave safely around lead?
Rule #1: Don't eat lead.
Rule #2: Don’t feed it to your baby.
Rule #3: Just leave lead alone. Because you may be tempted to eat it or feed it to your baby.
In conclusion, fuck lead.
Tailgating Story: Throw a Pizza on the Grill
Unfortunately, I can't find a website with this important press release on it, but rest assured that throwing a pizza on a grill is a thing you can do, and a publicist out there thinks it would make a great story.
Sorry, New York, but this happened and there’s nothing anybody can do about it now.
There it is, the News You Missed, gathered up into one convenient blog package so that you, our beloved readers, may now go about the rest of your life as a slightly more informed member of the public. You're welcome.
Check back next Friday for more News You Missed!
Get on the Canna-bus
Duke City Medical Cannabis Convention
By Ty Bannerman [ Thu Oct 15 2015 5:00 PM ]
Learn more about medical marijuana.
Check out our very excited Sales Director
By Ty Bannerman [ Thu Oct 15 2015 2:18 PM ]
Did you see Monday's episode of Antiques Roadshow? If so, you might have noticed Alibi Sales Director Sarah Bonneau excitedly showing off her Pablita Velarde painting.
If you missed it, here it is! he Also worth noting: the creepy robo-deer skull the guy holds up right before the video ends.
Get ready to rumble!
Day of Destiny Wrestling
By Ty Bannerman [ Thu Oct 8 2015 11:14 AM ]
Dom Vitali! Johnny K! The Almighty Sheik! Brute 66! Somebody named Pinky!
I'm not exactly sure who these people are, but I do know that they're going to beat the hell out of each other at the Day of Destiny Wrestling 8. If you, like me, love watching huge sweaty men make guttural threats into a microphone and then hit another huge sweaty man with a chair, then show up at the Westside Community Center this Saturday at 7pm for real local wrasslin' action.
Watch Those Teeth!
By Ty Bannerman [ Sat Oct 3 2015 10:00 AM ]
Join zookeepers and educators to learn all about crocodilian conservation efforts with hands-on discovery stations.
Get Sloshed on Science
Science on Tap
By Ty Bannerman [ Thu Oct 1 2015 5:33 PM ]
Eat, drink and talk about science.
Snore with the Fishes
By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Sep 16 2015 3:00 PM ]
Pack your pajamas and pillow for the ultimate sleepover. Explore the Aquarium at night and learn about ocean animals and their nighttime behavior.
¡Baile! Cuban Salsa Casino del Rueda Dance Classes at National Hispanic Cultural Center
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