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The Daily Word in oh my god, ghosts are real!
By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Oct 29 2014 9:19 AM ]
Some sort of “wizard or spirit” showed up at the burning of El Kookooee last weekend. “It’s either a real humanoid figure up there hovering in the sky or it’s an extremely good projection from either a slide or some kind of camera,” said a ‘ghost enthusiast.’
A representative of a local haunted house attraction is on camera admitting that their brand of fright includes sexual assault, and also that they don’t do background checks on their professional gropers. Scary! But not in a fun way. More in an "actually committing sexual crimes" way.
What parts of New Mexico are haunted? Pretty much all of them, accordion to this website!
Allegedly ghost-infested asylum ruin still not torn down, probably won’t be torn down any time soon.
One thing I never could stomach about living in Houston: all the damn vampires.
A real estate firm has mapped out which cities are the worst for surviving a zombie uprising. Ha, suck it El Paso!
And France is apparently crawling with evil clowns.
The Daily Word in drive-thru house hunting, murderer look-alikes, and a very Kirk Cameron Halloween
By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Oct 22 2014 10:43 AM ]
Some guy turned two apartments in the NE Heights into his personal garage. The current residents aren’t too pleased.
We at the Alibi are bored with freaking out about Ebola. Let’s freak out about tuberculosis instead.
Cop killer Eric Frein is still at large in the PA woods, which is especially bad news for this other guy who looks just like him and would like for the police to stop pointing guns at him and making him lie on the ground.
The cost of the Hobbit trilogy is edging ever-closer to the $1 billion mark, perhaps due to the enormous costs associated with feeding a live dragon.
Syria is the hot new vacation destination for theocracy-inclined teenagers in Colorado this fall.
Good news, everybody! Kirk Cameron says it’s okay to celebrate Halloween!
The Daily Word in Penis, Not Penis, Penis
By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Oct 1 2014 10:25 AM ]
APD officer Keith Sandy joked about shooting James Boyd in the penis before fatally shooting him in the chest. No he didn’t, says the Albuquerque Police Department. Yes he totally frigging did, says Keith Sandy.
Texans will soon arm themselves with crossbows to protect New Mexican pumpkins from wild pigs. This is not one of Nostradmus’s more obscure prophecies, but actually a real thing that’s happening. h/t Dukecityfix.
Cooking With Pooh and 24 more completely inappropriate (but real!) children’s books.
The new Left Behind movie has scored a rare and coveted blurb from Satan himself.
Here’s a new reason to freak out about ebola this week: Freak out!
Super-successful joke maker Seth MacFarlane made a (honestly not-very good) joke about New Mexico last night. News 13 is on the case!
The Daily Word in Albuquerque's famous Tex-Mex cuisine
By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Sep 17 2014 9:40 AM ]
Hey, Albuquerque made a top-5 list of cities for foodies in Women’s Health Magazine! Let’s see what this well-researched article says about us. “Mexican and Tex-Mex cuisines have been ABQ mainstays for—seemingly—ever.” Have you ever seen an entire city facepalm itself, Women’s Health?
Rain is coming! Thanks to Tropical Storm Odile.
A Las Vegas, NM man may have the second ever authenticated photo of Billy the Kid.
Forensic study of Richard III’s skeleton reveals that when he went down, he went down hard.
Santa Fe’s advisory Public Safety Committee is struggling to wrap their heads around the marijuana decriminalization law. “It’s unlawful but it’s not a big deal?” said committee member Joe Arellano. “I’m not sure I understand.” Actually, Joe, that’s pretty much it. This isn’t hard. Really.
And later today, we’ll find out which major league team the ‘Topes will feed into.
The Daily Word in on-again, off-again pot ballot measures
By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Sep 10 2014 3:51 PM ]
Remember the pot question that was going to be on the ballot, then wasn’t going to be on the ballot, then was going to be on the ballot? It’s not going to be on the ballot.
You don’t have to dig up an Alamogordo landfill to find a lot of copies of a terrible game from the last century. A store in Albuquerque has hundreds of copies of “Night Trap,” the 1993 game that sent Senaotor Lieberman into apoplexy and pushed the industry to adopt a rating system.
Does your Internet seem slow today? Time to learn about net neutrality.
And Facebook likes Harry Potter better than the bible.
The Daily Word in Saved by the Bell and a butt full of cocaine
By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Sep 3 2014 9:07 AM ]
Another APD lapel camera somehow stopped recording during a fatal shooting.
Ricky Gervais is kind of a prick, but no surprise there.
Cee Lo Green is actually a huge prick and maybe a rapist, which is more surprising and makes me sad.
Vice magazine continues its hard-hitting reporting by answering the question: What happens when you put cocaine in your butt?
Two UNM physicians are going to kill a bunch of grasshoppers.
The New York St. Patrick’s Day parade will be cooler and gayer this year.
And, for the children of the late 20th century, here are 100 things that apparently happened in that Saved By the Bell movie that you didn’t watch but secretly kind of wanted to.
The Daily Word in EBOLA, OMG EBOLA
By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Aug 27 2014 12:12 PM ]
A man pointed his finger at Santa Fe private school students and said “pew pew.” This didn’t go over well.
Albuquerque, as a whole, has been revealed to be a terrible driver. And Albuquerque, as a whole, gives a knowing laugh.
A UNM professor is looking into why APD’s lapel cameras are always switching off at key moments, which is really weird, and must be because of, I dunno, a chip or something? Or a wire? Yeah, that's it. Probably a wire.
Air France has suspended flights because of… bum bum bum… EBOLA. Let's all freak out.
And a 9-year-old girl fatally shot her instructor with an automatic Uzi during a practice session gone wrong.
The Daily Word in it's probably not ebola
By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Aug 20 2014 1:45 PM ]
Members of ISIS apparently decapitated a journalist.
Criminally inclined youth may have underdeveloped brains.
Rick Perry felt kind of sorry for himself after being formally indicted on Federal corruption charges, so he bought himself an ice cream cone.
A 100 year old woman thinks we should be having more sex.
A UNM women's soccer game has been canceled after team members complained about being forced to strip naked and then being sprayed with urine.
And that lady who was being tested for ebola at UNMH probably doesn't have ebola.
The Not Quite Weekly Podcast: Zines, music and events!
By Ty Bannerman [ Fri Aug 15 2014 9:13 AM ]
This week, zine maven Marya Errin Jones and freelance contributor Mike Smith join us to talk about the world of DIY publishing. Also: upcoming music and events!
Also, we have a new microphone!
Editor's note: While we hyped the right date for the Nine Inch Nails/Soundgarden/Cold Cave concert, our blurb listed the wrong day of the week. Now hear this, this recital happens on Tuesday, Aug. 19 at 7pm. For more deets check out "'90s Nostalgia Meets New Wave of Now."
The Daily Word in War Machine vs. Dog, freaking out about West Nile virus, and Sharklumbo
By Ty Bannerman [ Wed Aug 13 2014 10:22 AM ]
An MMA fighter who legally changed his name to War Machine is on the run after assaulting his ex-girlfriend and breaking 18 of her bones. Both parties have been tweeting about the experience, and Dog the Bounty Hunter is tracking War Machine down because this is the world we live in.
Meet the Tyrant King of Beer Bottle Labels, and shudder at his bureaucratic might.
Perhaps you’d like to pour a bucket of ice water on your head? For some reason?
Increased rain means that you might have a few more mosquitoes buzzing around.Which means hey, why not? time to worry about West Nile virus.
Death came to town. And did a little dance. And freaked people out on the Interstate. As always when it comes to this sort of thing, we suspect Alibi correspondent Mike Smith had something to do with it.
And the Internet has turned Peter Falk into a shark.
Finally, a reminder: Don’t feed the coyotes. They’re on a special diet of outdoor house cats and backyard chickens.
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