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Thursday, February 22

CUSTODIAN (REQ4042)

Req4042 Custodian - This position is for the Gallup Branch, located in Gallup, NM, approximately 130 miles west of Albuquerque, NM. The University of New Mexico Gallup Branch, Physical Plant & Facilities Department, is seeking applications for a Custodian. The custodial position will maintain the cleanliness of the UNM Gallup campus facilities, promote workplace safety and environmental practices, and ensure proper care in the use and maintenance of equipment and supplies, secure facilities at the end of day, secure gates and doors, turn off lights, alarm buildings, assist the Lead Custodian with all facilities maintenance. The duties for this position are as follows: dusting, dust mopping, sweeping, vacuuming, auto scrubbing, mopping, waxing and buffing floors, shampooing carpets, cleaning windows and/or glass, picking up trash, re-lining trash receptacles for proper disposal, cleaning and restocking restrooms, power wash restrooms and other areas, clean classrooms, offices, public areas, maintaining exterior campus grounds as required, taking care of and cleaning equipment when in use and after each use as well as other miscellaneous job-related duties as assigned. In addition, this position is subject to shift work, which may require evenings and nights, weekends and holidays. Minimum Qualifications Less than high school; no previous experience required. Completed degree(s) from an accredited institution that are above the minimum education requirement may be substituted for experience on a year for year basis. Preferred Qualifications High school diploma or GED. Demonstrated ability to read, understand, enforce and follow safety procedures. 1-2 years custodian work experience in a college, university, school district or private firm. Valid NM driver's license with ability to operate University vehicles and equipment as necessary. Additional Requirements Official transcripts, High school diploma, or GED certificate will be required for hire. Please see minimum qualifications for specifics. Campus Gallup Department Gallup Branch Employment Type Staff Staff Type Regular - Full-Time Term End Date Status Non-Exempt Pay $9.00 To $12.05 HOURLY Benefits Eligible This is a benefits eligible position. The University of New Mexico provides a comprehensive package of benefits including medical, dental, vision, and life insurance. In addition, UNM offers educational benefits through the tuition remission and dependent education programs. See the Benefits home page for a more information. ERB Statement Temporary and on-call employees working an appointment percentage of 26 (.26 FTE) or greater, per quarter, will be eligible to earn retirement service credits and thus are required to make New Mexico Educational Retirement Board (NMERB) contributions. More information pertaining to your FTE and NMERB contributions can be reviewed on the NMERB Guidelines Clarified webpage. Background Check Required Yes For Best Consideration Date 3/5/2018 Application Instructions It is required that your application reflects that you meet the minimum qualifications in the Education and Employment History sections. Please provide at least three (3) supervisory references. The University of New Mexico is committed to hiring and retaining a diverse workforce. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer, making decisions without regard to race, color, religion, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, national origin, age, veteran status, disability, or any other protected class. Please apply at: https://unm.csod.com/ats/careersite/jobdetails.aspx?site=13&c=unm&id=4042

RESEARCH TECH/LIFESCIENCE

Research Tech/Life Sciences(Req4066) - UNM-Los Alamos is seeking a RESEARCH TECH/LIFE SCIENCES The successful candidate works independently to oversee the operation and maintenance of the general science teaching laboratories; implements and enforces lab safety practices and regulations; works with a diverse population of administrators, faculty, staff and students. This person performs a variety of duties to insure safe and dynamic function of a multidisciplinary teaching laboratory (chemistry, biology, physics, geology, and other labs) including but not limited to: preparing reagents, solutions, supplies and equipment, assisting in or cleaning lab glassware and equipment, coordinating use of lab supplies and equipment, organizing and maintaining records, ordering and maintaining supplies, receiving supplies, verifying contents, insuring proper storage, meeting safety procedures, maintaining inventory and arranging maintenance of equipment. This person will: 1. Maintain chemical inventory using the UNM inventory system and integrate the appropriate labeling for chemicals based on the Globally Harmonized System 2. Assist laboratory instructors in set up for science labs and clean up afterwards (including disposal of chemical and biological waste) 3. Order equipment, supplies, chemicals and biological samples for laboratory courses. Minimum Qualifications Successful completion of at least 60 college-level credit hours; at least 1 year of experience directly related to the duties and responsibilities specified. Completed degree(s) from an accredited institution that are above the minimum education requirement may be substituted for experience on a year for year basis. Preferred Qualifications Bachelor's degree in Chemistry, Biology or related field such as Physical or Natural Science. Experience: 1- Maintaining records. 2- In an educational general science laboratory including principles of hazardous waste disposal. 3-Relevant work experience (at least 1 year) including experience with basic lab safety procedures, equipment, techniques and operations. Additional Requirements Official transcripts, High school diploma, or GED certificate will be required for hire. Please see minimum qualifications for specifics. Campus Los Alamos Department Los Alamos Branch Employment Type Staff Staff Type Regular - Part-Time Term End Date Status Non-Exempt Pay $ 11.25 - $ 15.92 hourly Benefits Eligible This is a benefits eligible position. The University of New Mexico provides a comprehensive package of benefits including medical, dental, vision, and life insurance. In addition, UNM offers educational benefits through the tuition remission and dependent education programs. See the Benefits home page for a more information. ERB Statement Temporary and on-call employees working an appointment percentage of 26 (.26 FTE) or greater, per quarter, will be eligible to earn retirement service credits and thus are required to make New Mexico Educational Retirement Board (NMERB) contributions. More information pertaining to your FTE and NMERB contributions can be reviewed on the NMERB Guidelines Clarified webpage. Background Check Required No For Best Consideration Date 3/5/2018 Application Instructions Please attach the following documents: -Resume -Cover Letter This position is open at UNM Los Alamos. Please make sure you upload the required documents , and please list three professional references, at least one should be from an employer in your current career field. Please apply at: https://unm.csod.com/ats/careersite/jobdetails.aspx?site=14&c=unm&id=4066
Thursday, February 8

SR. WEB DESIGNER

Sr. Web Designer Develops the overall design structure of the NMPBS web site, maintains, and updates web pages with current content. Participates in developing a strategic plan for the NMPBS web site to include goals, internal policies, standards, and procedures. There is currently over 150 web pages included in the newmexicopbs.org website. Assess new standards, technologies, and trend, ensures website is accessible from a variety of different platforms. Troubleshoot or repair website in the event of failure, design layouts for updated content, and ensures the site maintains a high level of functionality and usability. Coordinates and understands a comprehensive range of web programming software and authoring languages, ensure content is delivered at a sufficiently high level of speed and quality. Liaise with PBS Interactive for content. Represent station at national level PBS meetings, conduct conference presentations. Minimum Qualifications: High school diploma or GED; at least 5 years of experience directly related to the duties and responsibilities specified. Completed degree(s) from an accredited institution that are above the minimum education requirement may be substituted for experience on a year for year basis. Preferred Qualifications: 1. Familiarity with PBS-specific authoring languages such as MERLIN, BENTO and COVE. 2. Experience testing website functionality across multiple platforms (PC, Mac, mobile, tablet). 3. Experience developing standard operating procedures for website maintenance and content change management. 4. Ability to develop and maintain professional relationships with colleagues at a national level in order to share best practices and remain current with PBS content and strategies. 5. Client-centered approach to website development which can include providing and receiving constructive feedback. 6. Ability to successfully manage several projects with varying degrees of priority simultaneously. 7. Familiarity or willingness to obtain familiarity with commonly accepted standards in the journalism and broadcast industry. $17.23-$25.00/hr Please attach resume and cover letter. Please address the preferred qualifications explicitly in the cover letter in order to be considered for this position. Please apply at: https://unm.csod.com/ats/careersite/jobdetails.aspx?site=14&c=unm&id=3918
Tuesday, January 30

COORD, INVENTORY CONTROL

Coord, Inventory Control The UNM Bookstore is looking for a dynamic Coordinator of Inventory Control for the Gift & Clothing Department. This position is responsible for the acquisition of inventory, art design and art approval, inspection and assessment of the condition of inventory, and insures orders are received timely, correct, and in good condition. This position is also responsible for the merchandising of product within the store, maintaining new product presence on the web, as well as coordination and execution of sales and events promoted by the UNM Bookstore. Ensuring the sale of purchased product to meet established turns, margins and inventory levels is a key function. This is a management position that oversees all aspects of student employees including hiring, scheduling, training, and allocation of work and is responsible for opening and closing manager duties. Some evening and weekend work is required throughout the year. Minimum Qualifications: High school diploma or GED; at least 1 year of experience directly related to the duties and responsibilities specified. Completed degree(s) from an accredited institution that are above the minimum education requirement may be substituted for experience on a year for year basis. Preferred Qualifications: • Prior experience with retail buying • Prior experience working with vendors on acquisition and discrepancies of inventory • Prior experience with managing inventory in an inventory control software • 1-3 years supervisory experience • Excellent customer service skills • Prior experience with merchandising retail sales floor • Prior experience with Open to Buy $10.23 minimum to $15.35 Please indicate in your cover letter how your experience and education relate to the preferences shown in the job posting. Please apply at: https://unm.csod.com/ats/careersite/jobdetails.aspx?site=14&c=unm&id=3649
Wednesday, January 24

CAR BUILDER

Outlaw Kustoms is looking to add some talented individuals to our team. **Applicants Must Be Experienced In the kustom car/hotrod industry (pre-1972)** Job Includes: Disassembly and assembly of vehicles from scratch to a high end custom, test and tune, overall fitment of body panels/trim, being a team leader, communication with co-workers, ability to organize and setup timelines on complete builds. **ATTENTION TO DETAIL, FIT AND FINISH A MUST** Experience Needed For Position: -body and trim fit and finish -suspension assembly and tuning -complete brake systems -complete auto wiring -air-ride suspension systems -A/C systems -paint and body helpful -understanding ALL aspects of custom car building **At this time we are not taking on apprenticeships or looking for entry level positions** Email Resumes to outlawkustomsinc@comcast.net WWW.OUTLAWKUSTOMSINC.COM
Saturday, January 20

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Thursday, January 11

PROGRAM COORDINATOR

Program Coordinator The Institute of Public Law (IPL) at the UNM School of Law is hiring a Program Coordinator to coordinate all day-to-day aspects of program activities for IPL’s Wild Friends program and Corinne Wolfe Center for Child and Family Justice. Duties are broad and include administrative and fiscal support (purchasing, budgeting, monitoring expenditures); scheduling and managing logistics for class visits, field trips, trainings, and meetings (registrations, contracting, finding meeting/training facilities); writing, editing, and coordinating development and distribution of educational and promotional materials and website updates; conducting program evaluations; collecting and analyzing program data; maintaining program records; and, in coordination with content experts, developing online learning modules for various audiences ranging from primary school students to judges, lawyers, and other professionals and volunteers involved in the child welfare and juvenile justice systems. Candidates with diverse experiences and backgrounds encouraged to apply. Proven ability to work effectively, collaboratively, and respectfully with diverse constituencies required. The position is a 9-month term, subject to renewal depending on funding. Minimum Qualifications: High school diploma or GED; at least 5 years of experience directly related to the duties and responsibilities specified. Completed degree(s) from an accredited institution that are above the minimum education requirement may be substituted for experience on a year for year basis. Preferred Qualifications: College degree Experience with online and distance learning programs (especially Articulate Storyline, Quid Pro, and Adobe Connect) Experience with UNM purchasing $13.62 - $20.43 Hourly Please provide a cover letter, resume and at least 3 supervisory references. Please apply at: https://unm.csod.com/ats/careersite/jobdetails.aspx?site=14&c=unm&id=3630

PROGRAM MANAGER

Program Manager The Transdisciplinary Research, Equity and Engagement Center for Advancing Behavioral Health (TREE Center) seeks a highly motivated team player with a commitment to improving public health to work with a multi-disciplinary team in the development, implementation and evaluation of the Transdisciplinary Research, Equity and Engagement Center for Advancing Behavioral Health (TREE Center). The TREE Center is housed in the College of Population Health and bridges several Colleges and Departments on main campus and the Health Sciences Center and has a budget of $1.4 million per year. As part of a federal grant funded by the National Institute on Minority Health and Health Disparities, we are continuing the operations of a pre-­existing health disparities research center to further focus on testing the effectiveness of behavioral health interventions for racially, ethnically and geographically diverse communities in the southwest region of the nation including the U.S. Mexico border, tribal lands and rural/frontier areas of New Mexico. The Program Manager will support the TREE Center’s three Cores (Administrative, Community Engagement Dissemination and Investigator Development), two research projects and pilot research projects. This Center’s model and transdisciplinary team was assembled based on our overarching vision for inclusion, equity, diversity and community engagement in advancing the pipeline of under­-represented minority researchers and multi-level behavioral health research. TREE Center’s research leadership and larger community of practice are rooted in culturally centered knowledge that is complemented with academic science. Under the primary oversight of the Director and a co-­leadership team of PI’s and Core Directors, the Program Manager will support management and administrative needs of the entire TREE Center, including tracking and monitoring the budget in compliance with NIH and UNM procedures, personnel management, human subjects protocol and NIH reporting and timelines, and use of multi-site facilities by the TREE Center faculty and staff. The Program Manager will also be responsible for the day-­to-day operations of an integrated research center consisting of a set of interconnected component activities. The Program Manager will be responsible for the oversight of spending and tracking of research team budgets, and will work in collaboration with the research core and oversite of pre and post award grant activities. Minimum Qualifications: High school diploma or GED; at least 6 years of experience 2 of which are management level experience directly related to the duties and responsibilities specified. Completed degree(s) from an accredited institution that are above the minimum education requirement may be substituted for experience on a year for year basis. Preferred Qualifications: (See job posting) Please apply at: https://unm.csod.com/ats/careersite/jobdetails.aspx?site=14&c=unm&id=3643

Announcements

Monday, January 15

EARTH-FIRSTERS

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Sunday, September 3

Opportunities

Friday, February 2

SOFTWARE ENGINEER

The American Society of Radiologic Technologists, one of the largest national professional associations with more than 153,000 members and 117 employees located in Albuquerque, New Mexico, is seeking a full-stack software engineer to join our dynamic team! The ideal candidate will be competent in all aspects of the software development life cycle, from gathering software specifications through implementation and deployment. You’ll collaborate with a team that works in an Agile environment using a two-week scrum cycle and help build technical solutions from the ground up. Basic Qualifications • Bachelor's degree in computer science or related field. • Two to five years of proven success developing business solutions using the .NET framework and related stacks. Additional years of experience may substitute for a college degree. • Computer science fundamentals in algorithm design for problem solving and data structures. • Expertise developing systems using C#, modern web techniques, databases, as well as web and RESTful services. • Strong attention to detail and demonstrated expertise in resolving issues in complex, multi-tier software architectures. • Excellent interpersonal skills and the ability to collaborate in team settings. • Telecomuting and contract work are not an option. Preferred Qualifications • Mobile application development such as Mono and Xamarin. • Modern web techniques, preferably MVC, Angular. • Advanced SQL Server experience. • CI/CD with an emphasis on automated releases. ASRT employees enjoy a 100-percent-employer-paid comprehensive benefits package (no deductibles), tuition reimbursement, community outreach, vacation and sick time, holiday pay and an exquisite 401(k) plan. Apply now at www.asrt.org/asrtjobs. ASRT is an equal opportunity employer. All newly hired employees will be subject to the E-Verify Employment Eligibility Verification Program.

Studies

Tuesday, January 30

ABQ DRINQ STUDY

We are seeking healthy individuals 22-55 years of age who are moderate to heavy drinkers for a study of how alcohol use affects brain functioning. The study involves four visits at the Mind Research Network over 18 months and each visit requires up to 8 hours, which can be split over multiple days. You will be compensated at the rate of $20/hour for your participation. The Mind Research Network is located on the North Campus of University of New Mexico. If you would like to be considered for the study, please call 505-633-4028 or email abqdrinq@mrn.org. Please mention “ABQ DRINQ Study”.
Friday, January 19

NON-SMOKER RESEARCH STUDY

The UNM College of Pharmacy is recruiting individuals who have never smoked cigarettes or are exposed to second-hand smoke to participate in a research study on a new method to identify heart disease risk. You must be 30-50 years old and in good health. One visit for 2 hrs is needed. You will be compensated for your time. Please call: Dr. Allison Segovia, 505-272-0578. HRRC: 15-033
Thursday, January 18

STRESS & THE BRAIN STUDY

Seeking people 21-50 yrs. old who have experienced domestic violence, rape, sexual assault, or severe physical assault. Study involves two appts. at UNM. Participants receive financial compensation. Visit http://bit.ly/2sP9KzP or scan QR code to see if you qualify. Call 505-925-2335 or email casaastudy@gmail.com for more info.
Friday, September 8

MRI STUDY

Boys and girls between the ages of 12-18 with no history of serious medical or emotional problems are needed. Participants will receive $20 per hour for their time. See pictures of your brain, 2-3 visits possible. The study is located at The Mind Research Network on the north campus of UNM. For more information please call 505-272-0769 or email amayer@mrn.org (HRRC # 07-272). [email reply]
Wednesday, August 16

MRI STUDY

Males and females between the ages of 18-50 with history of mental illness are needed. Participants will receive $20 per hour for their time. See pictures of your brain, 2-4 visits possible. The study is located at The Mind Research Network on the north campus of UNM. For more information please call 505-948-3230 or email amayer@mrn.org (HRRC # 13-637).

Wheels

Sunday, January 14

NEED A NEW OR USED CAR?

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Auto Services

Wednesday, February 14

A+ MECHANIC SERVICES

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Wellness

Wednesday, January 17

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(IBD CURE) "INFLAMMATORY

(IBD CURE) "INFLAMMATORY BOWEL DISEASES (IBD). (CURE) "INFLAMMATORY BOWEL DISEASES (IBD). Crohn's disease and Ulcerative colitis "Inflammatory Bowel Disease (IBD) is a broad term that describes conditions with chronic or recurring immune response and inflammation of the gastrointestinal tract. The two most common inflammatory bowel diseases are ulcerative colitis and Crohn's disease." Ulcerative colitis is a chronic gastrointestinal disorder that is limited to the large bowel (the colon)... The first symptom of ulcerative colitis is a progressive loosening of the stool. The stool is generally bloody and may be associated with cramping abdominal pain and severe urgency to have a bowel movement... Loss of appetite and subsequent weight loss are common, as is fatigue." Crohn's disease is a condition of chronic inflammation potentially involving any location of the gastrointestinal tract, but it frequently affects the end of the small bowel and the beginning of the large bowel... Symptoms include persistent diarrhea (loose, watery, or frequent bowel movements), cramping abdominal pain, fever, and, at times, rectal bleeding... Two-thirds to three-quarters of patients with Crohn's disease will require surgery at some point during their lives." NOTE; complete treatment consist of atleast 1 pound of pure strain cannabis and dosage is 90 days. Doctors prescription for these diseases are as follows; Hawaii-Skunk......1pound Train wreck kush......1pound Black mamba.........1pound Green distilled dab.......1pound lemon haze kush........1pound PRICES; 1/4 pound for $695 1/2 pound for $1250 1 pound for $2500 free shipping and free delivery to you right at your location. WE LABEL COMPLETE TREATMENT AND DOSAGE IN A LEAFLET ADDED IN YOUR PACKAGE. contact me for more info [email reply]

(IBD CURE) "INFLAMMATORY

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(IBD CURE) "INFLAMMATORY

Inflammatory Bowel Disease (IBD) is a broad term that describes conditions with chronic or recurring immune response and inflammation of the gastrointestinal tract. The two most common inflammatory bowel diseases are ulcerative colitis and Crohn's disease." Ulcerative colitis is a chronic gastrointestinal disorder that is limited to the large bowel (the colon)... The first symptom of ulcerative colitis is a progressive loosening of the stool. The stool is generally bloody and may be associated with cramping abdominal pain and severe urgency to have a bowel movement... Loss of appetite and subsequent weight loss are common, as is fatigue." Crohn's disease is a condition of chronic inflammation potentially involving any location of the gastrointestinal tract, but it frequently affects the end of the small bowel and the beginning of the large bowel... Symptoms include persistent diarrhea (loose, watery, or frequent bowel movements), cramping abdominal pain, fever, and, at times, rectal bleeding... Two-thirds to three-quarters of patients with Crohn's disease will require surgery at some point during their lives." NOTE; complete treatment consist of atleast 1 pound of pure strain cannabis and dosage is 90 days. Doctors prescription for these diseases are as follows; Hawaii-Skunk......1pound Train wreck kush......1pound Black mamba.........1pound Green distilled dab.......1pound lemon haze kush........1pound PRICES; 1/4 pound for $695 1/2 pound for $1250 1 pound for $2500 free shipping and free delivery to you right at your location. WE LABEL COMPLETE TREATMENT AND DOSAGE IN A LEAFLET ADDED IN YOUR PACKAGE. Call or text at (510) 543-1170 [email reply]

(IBD CURE) "INFLAMMATORY

"Inflammatory Bowel Disease (IBD) is a broad term that describes conditions with chronic or recurring immune response and inflammation of the gastrointestinal tract. The two most common inflammatory bowel diseases are ulcerative colitis and Crohn's disease." Ulcerative colitis is a chronic gastrointestinal disorder that is limited to the large bowel (the colon)... The first symptom of ulcerative colitis is a progressive loosening of the stool. The stool is generally bloody and may be associated with cramping abdominal pain and severe urgency to have a bowel movement... Loss of appetite and subsequent weight loss are common, as is fatigue." Crohn's disease is a condition of chronic inflammation potentially involving any location of the gastrointestinal tract, but it frequently affects the end of the small bowel and the beginning of the large bowel... Symptoms include persistent diarrhea (loose, watery, or frequent bowel movements), cramping abdominal pain, fever, and, at times, rectal bleeding... Two-thirds to three-quarters of patients with Crohn's disease will require surgery at some point during their lives." NOTE; complete treatment consist of atleast 1 pound of pure strain cannabis and dosage is 90 days. Doctors prescription for these diseases are as follows; Hawaii-Skunk......1pound Train wreck kush......1pound Black mamba.........1pound Green distilled dab.......1pound lemon haze kush........1pound PRICES; 1/4 pound for $695 1/2 pound for $1250 1 pound for $2500 free shipping and free delivery to you right at your location. WE LABEL COMPLETE TREATMENT AND DOSAGE IN A LEAFLET ADDED IN YOUR PACKAGE. [email reply]
Tuesday, January 16

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Alternative Medicine

Wednesday, January 17

(IBD CURE) "INFLAMMATORY

Inflammatory Bowel Disease (IBD) is a broad term that describes conditions with chronic or recurring immune response and inflammation of the gastrointestinal tract. The two most common inflammatory bowel diseases are ulcerative colitis and Crohn's disease." Ulcerative colitis is a chronic gastrointestinal disorder that is limited to the large bowel (the colon)... The first symptom of ulcerative colitis is a progressive loosening of the stool. The stool is generally bloody and may be associated with cramping abdominal pain and severe urgency to have a bowel movement... Loss of appetite and subsequent weight loss are common, as is fatigue." Crohn's disease is a condition of chronic inflammation potentially involving any location of the gastrointestinal tract, but it frequently affects the end of the small bowel and the beginning of the large bowel... Symptoms include persistent diarrhea (loose, watery, or frequent bowel movements), cramping abdominal pain, fever, and, at times, rectal bleeding... Two-thirds to three-quarters of patients with Crohn's disease will require surgery at some point during their lives." NOTE; complete treatment consist of atleast 1 pound of pure strain cannabis and dosage is 90 days. Doctors prescription for these diseases are as follows; Hawaii-Skunk......1pound Train wreck kush......1pound Black mamba.........1pound Green distilled dab.......1pound lemon haze kush........1pound PRICES; 1/4 pound for $695 1/2 pound for $1250 1 pound for $2500 free shipping and free delivery to you right at your location. WE LABEL COMPLETE TREATMENT AND DOSAGE IN A LEAFLET ADDED IN YOUR PACKAGE. Top Quality Flowers, Sunset Sherbert, Gorilla Glue #4, Martian Candy OG… Top Quality Concentrates , Bubble Hash, Three varieties of Co2 Dewax Oil, Due to increasing competitive market I am no longer investing capital in Marijuana products therefore many other items are available upon request at wholesale quanitys… pm me any time [email reply]

(IBD CURE) "INFLAMMATORY

Inflammatory Bowel Disease (IBD) is a broad term that describes conditions with chronic or recurring immune response and inflammation of the gastrointestinal tract. The two most common inflammatory bowel diseases are ulcerative colitis and Crohn's disease." Ulcerative colitis is a chronic gastrointestinal disorder that is limited to the large bowel (the colon)... The first symptom of ulcerative colitis is a progressive loosening of the stool. The stool is generally bloody and may be associated with cramping abdominal pain and severe urgency to have a bowel movement... Loss of appetite and subsequent weight loss are common, as is fatigue." Crohn's disease is a condition of chronic inflammation potentially involving any location of the gastrointestinal tract, but it frequently affects the end of the small bowel and the beginning of the large bowel... Symptoms include persistent diarrhea (loose, watery, or frequent bowel movements), cramping abdominal pain, fever, and, at times, rectal bleeding... Two-thirds to three-quarters of patients with Crohn's disease will require surgery at some point during their lives." NOTE; complete treatment consist of atleast 1 pound of pure strain cannabis and dosage is 90 days. Doctors prescription for these diseases are as follows; Hawaii-Skunk......1pound Train wreck kush......1pound Black mamba.........1pound Green distilled dab.......1pound lemon haze kush........1pound PRICES; 1/4 pound for $695 1/2 pound for $1250 1 pound for $2500 free shipping and free delivery to you right at your location. WE LABEL COMPLETE TREATMENT AND DOSAGE IN A LEAFLET ADDED IN YOUR PACKAGE. Top Quality Flowers, Sunset Sherbert, Gorilla Glue #4, Martian Candy OG… Top Quality Concentrates , Bubble Hash, Three varieties of Co2 Dewax Oil, Due to increasing competitive market I am no longer investing capital in Marijuana products therefore many other items are available upon request at wholesale quanitys… pm me any time contact me on (586) 210-2198 [email reply]

(IBD CURE) "INFLAMMATORY

"Inflammatory Bowel Disease (IBD) is a broad term that describes conditions with chronic or recurring immune response and inflammation of the gastrointestinal tract. The two most common inflammatory bowel diseases are ulcerative colitis and Crohn's disease." Ulcerative colitis is a chronic gastrointestinal disorder that is limited to the large bowel (the colon)... The first symptom of ulcerative colitis is a progressive loosening of the stool. The stool is generally bloody and may be associated with cramping abdominal pain and severe urgency to have a bowel movement... Loss of appetite and subsequent weight loss are common, as is fatigue." Crohn's disease is a condition of chronic inflammation potentially involving any location of the gastrointestinal tract, but it frequently affects the end of the small bowel and the beginning of the large bowel... Symptoms include persistent diarrhea (loose, watery, or frequent bowel movements), cramping abdominal pain, fever, and, at times, rectal bleeding... Two-thirds to three-quarters of patients with Crohn's disease will require surgery at some point during their lives." NOTE; complete treatment consist of atleast 1 pound of pure strain cannabis and dosage is 90 days. Doctors prescription for these diseases are as follows; Hawaii-Skunk......1pound Train wreck kush......1pound Black mamba.........1pound Green distilled dab.......1pound lemon haze kush........1pound PRICES; 1/4 pound for $695 1/2 pound for $1250 1 pound for $2500 free shipping and free delivery to you right at your location. WE LABEL COMPLETE TREATMENT AND DOSAGE IN A LEAFLET ADDED IN YOUR PACKAGE. [email reply]

Licensed Massage

Thursday, January 25

HEAL AND RELAX!

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Financial Services

Sunday, January 28

CASH OFFER APPLY NOW.

Are you interested in obtaining loans from our company at low interest rate contact us now email: tatacapital@yahoo.com

DO YOU NEED LOAN URGENTLY

I am a certified, reputable, legitimate and accredited money lender. I loan money out to people in need of financial assistance. Do you have a bad credit or you are in need of money to pay bills? I want to use this medium to inform you that we provide reliable beneficiary assistance as we will be glad to offer you a cash email: tatacapital@yahoo.com

Legal Services

Friday, January 26

NAME CHANGE

Name change: Current Name: Estevan Rudy Tenerio Future Name: Estevan Adrian Cordova. Contact #505-814-4792 [email reply]

Home Services

Sunday, February 18

ROBERTS RENOVATIONS

All phases residential construction & repair.Reasonable prices,Free estimates.e-mt ne hts. Lic# 90792,(505) 459-2880 [email reply]

Handyman Services

ROBERTS RENOVATIONS

All phases residential construction & repair,Small jobs welcome,Loads to the dump,free estimates,reasonable prices,e-mts,ne hts.Lic.#90792 (505)459-2880 [email reply]
Saturday, September 23

7 STAR ELECT-PLMB-HEAT-AC

We Do it all! 505.332.8965-Mike Bell www.AlbuquerqueElectricians.net

Antiques

Tuesday, January 23

MY SECRET TRUNK

Thrift Store We've got what you are looking for! New Business. 4531 Isleta Blvd. 87105 505-507-3142

Garage Sales

MY SECRET TRUNK

Better than a yard sale. 50% OFF MOST ITEMS! Microwaves $20. Pots,Pans,Dishes,Games and Vacuumes Twin Mattress $40. Chairs $5-$25. Barbques $10-$35. Clothes 50 Cents. Pants $2. Washer/Dryer $200 4531 Isleta Blvd. SW 505-507-3142

Pets

Wednesday, January 17

(IBD CURE) "INFLAMMATORY

AKC (American Kennel Club) French Bulldog Puppies They are well trained to socialise with kids and other pets They have strong Champions Bloodline D.O.B. : September 16, 2017 Breed: French Bulldog Sex:Males and Females Approx. Size at Maturity: 13 - 17 lbs Vaccine/Deworming: Up to Date 6271 located in CA contact me for more info (906) 379-3767 [email reply]

FRENH BULLDOG PUPPIES

Born: October 27 Location: Carlifonia five puppies 2 males and three females Dad is available on site Mom has been Given away all are well trained and smart obedient dogs They have been dewormed I am unable to provide this pupppies with what they need to stay healthy capable persons should contact me if onterested [email reply]

Seminars/Workshops

Tuesday, January 23

ROMANI ("GYPSY")LANGUAGE

Small study group forming to learn and practice the Romani language together. Total beginners and native speakers welcome. Maybe share some music too! Call Jay, 505-281-0684. [email reply]

PREP: LSAT, MCAT/PCAT,GRE

Professional test preparation with Barron's Lead Author Jay Cutts, of Cutts Graduate Reviews. Local NM live classes and coaching. Starting now. Call 505-281-0684. [email reply]

Real Estate

In the print edition: Thursday, March 1

HOME FOR RENT

2 bed, 1 bath home in great Uptown area. Available April 15. $975/mo. Furnished with all appliances. Call: 505-407-2195

Apartments for Rent

Wednesday, February 21

EFFECIENCY STUDIO FOR RENT

Very private. Secure parking. Fenced yard. All utilities paid.$525/mo. $350 damage deposit. Near Broadway and Gibson. Call 505-315-4713.
Tuesday, January 30
Downtown

AVAILABLE NOW

Quiet & cozy 1 bd, 1 bth. Front & rear balconies. 600 + UT 200 DD 505-550-1559

Office Space

Saturday, January 13
Northeast

COMM'L SPACE FOR LEASE

1200sf renovated space in Multi-Tenant Complex. Has 5 rooms, kitchenette, laundry room & two bathrooms. Waterline avl. Plenty of parking, lighting, landscaped, gated & secure. $1800 505-270-7514 [email reply]

Rooms/Roommates

Wednesday, January 31

FURNISHED ROOM

$350/mo + 1/3 utils $250DD. Large kitchen & backyard near CNM North. No couples, pets or kids. Safe, quiet area with one male and one female as roomies. Leave a message 294-7209
Wednesday, January 24
Rio Rancho

ROOMMATE WANTED

Room for rent in 2 bdrm/2 bath house. Wood laminate flooring, w/d, dishwasher, and gas fireplace. Clean, quiet, safe neighborhood by Rio Rancho middle school. No pets, or kids (already have dogs). No drugs, no drama. Will be performing background checks. $500 a month, half utilities, $250 deposit. Available 2/5/18. For more information contact Stacey @ (505)-575-5203.

Musicians Wanted/Available

Monday, January 22

DANSE PERFORMANCE ARTIST

Danse Orientale Performance Artist Available: Special Event. Corporate-Organization. Private Function. Workshops.

Gigs/Show Flyers

Monday, February 12
Canteen Brewhouse - Saturday, February 17

CANTEEN COMEDY HOUR

Join Canteen Brewhouse as we present its first ever Comedy Night. February 17, 2018 8pm. FREE SHOW!!! With your host of the night John Cuellar! John Cuellar has been writing and performing stand up comedy around the southwest for nine years. His material runs the gamut from crowdwork to silly puns, hillarious one liners and laugh out loud stories! His topics cover good news and bad news, fatherhood, growing up hispanic, consuming large amounts of cannabis and trying to be a better person each day. You can hear John anytime by listening to Potential Problems Podcast on Itunes,Google Play, Podbean or Youtube. Featuring: Ann Gora Ann Gora is a comedian, writer, and podcaster from Nashua, NH. The creator and former long-time emcee of Albuquerque's prolific Vagrant Variety, she has also been in Tourettes Without Regrets, Meow Wolf's LULZ Comedy Showcase, and others. Her current work is as a writer and correspondent for NM's own news satire show, The NM Inquisition. She also hosts a bi-monthly podcast, AlbuCrazy. She has opened for Dave Ross, Moshe Kasher, Natasha Leggero, and Cameron Esposito. She lives in Albuquerque, NM with her dead mother and blind dog where she tweets furiously all day as @anngora. Maverick McWilliams Young,hungry, and full of charisma this comedian has taken the comedy scene by storm! The winner of the 2016 best new comer, and runner up at the third Thursday comedy contest! He has done comedy all over New Mexico! After taking some time off from joining the navy he is back and ready to make you laugh your ass off! Headliner: Zach Abeyta Zach (Bboy Felto) Abeyta is a local Stand-up Comedian and Bboy from Albuquerque New Mexico. He has been breakdancing for seven years and represents the Flava Pheenz Crew est. 2011. With emphasis on expression, his non-traditional dance style blends emphatic movement and energy to the rhythm of the music. Straight from the cypher to the stage, Zach also performs stand-up comedy, and can be seen regularly at comedy shows around town. His comedy style is just as expressive as his dance moves, mixing creative wording with heavy physicality. Zach has won several local comedy contests. Recently Zach graced the cover of Kurple Magazine, with a 10 page article about his life including comedy, hip-hop, dance, family, medical cannabis, and fitness. Also Zach hosted and performed at the Albuquerque Journal Theatre for the “Essie’s” (New Mexico’s Medical Cannabis Award Show). Lookout for a chance to watch Zach performing around the Southwest!
Saturday, February 3
Rio Bravo Brewing Co - Friday, February 16

HEADLINERS COMEDY SHOW

Headliners Comedy welcomes local comedian Jesse Barben to Rio Bravo Brewing Company on Friday, February 16, 2018 at 9 p.m. Rio Bravo Brewing Company is located on 1912 2nd St NW, Albuquerque, New Mexico 87102. The show will take place upstairs in the Barrell Room. Admission is $5 and an ID verifying age 21 and over is required. In his headlining spot, Barben explores the dispiriting process of growing up and tries to figure out where it all went wrong. With dry wit he shares stories about raising multiethnic children, open relationships, and even pizza. The show will also feature several other Albuquerque comedians and will be hosted by Kevin Kennedy.
Thursday, January 25
The Cooperage - Saturday, February 24

SALSA DANCE PARTY!!!

The Cooperage 2/24/18 Original Salsa Cuban Style with Son Como Son at the Cooperage this Saturday at 9:30 pm.... It has been one month since the last one, we cannot wait, but you know the story, you know what we do, so let's get together and have some fun!!!

Comedy

Tuesday, January 23

DEATH BY HAGGIS

By NM author Jay Cutts. Available at: https://www.createspace.com/4115240 or on Amazon. An Amazon Breakthrough Novel Quarterfinalist, Death by Haggis is a tongue in cheek detective novel inspired by the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for the "opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels." Until the day Jane Hamchester walked into his squalid office, the highlight of Detective Sam Barlow's life had been a particularly good tuna sandwich. Now he is charged with trying to save the life of the only woman he ever, uhm, thought was really swell. His only problem is that there are no clues, other than the nonsensical utterances of a dying man. Barlow's desperate search takes him first to Scotland and then to the Aegean. But time is running out. Not only for Jane but for the human race. Barlow's only possible hope lies at the bottom of an ancient cavern, a remnant from the time when a different kind of human populated the Earth, a kind of human that could have saved mankind. Alas, they are long extinct. Or are they? Free preview at: http://www.cuttsreviews.com/books/ [email reply]

GIGANTIC FOOT OF DOOM

By NM author Jay Cutts: Annie Gomez and the Gigantic Foot of Doom. This YA sci-fi/fantasy adventure portrays the "teen condition" with more than a bit of humor, a la Terry Pratchett's Tiffany Aching. It features Annie Gomez and her "coterie" of fellow outcasts. Annie Gomez, having just completed 10th grade, wrestles with being the smartest person she knows (and probably the smartest person ever) and yet having to deal with absurd parents, thick classmates, and saving the world from aliens (or possibly fairies.) Will she prevail at the last minute? Where has Aaron been this whole time? What happens when you fall in love with someone from a parallel dimension? And what can stop that gigantic foot descending from the sky to destroy the Earth? Available at: https://www.createspace.com/5258056 or on Amazon. Get a free preview at: http://www.cuttsreviews.com/books/ Call us at 505-281-0684 for details. [email reply]

READ FOR LAUGHS!

Two novels by local author and humorist Jay Cutts: Death by Haggis Annie Gomez and the Gigantic Foot of Doom Available on Amazon. Go to: cuttsbooks.wordpress.com [email reply]