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Battleship
No longer hindered by the burden of stories, plots or fancy-schmancy "ideas," Hollywood decides to make a movie based on a board game.
Boom! You know, the one in which people call out numbers and place pegs on a small grid?
Wham! Liam Neeson plays an admiral who fights space aliens with the help of assorted singers (Rihanna), models (Brooklyn Decker) and sexy actors (Taylor Kitsch).
Ka-blam! Amazingly, it's louder, faster and dumber than a
Transformers movie.
Ker-splash! To quote anyone who's ever played the game ... "Miss!"
131 minutes PG-13.