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 Nov 22 - 28, 2007 

Newscity

The Smell of Progress

Asphalt-batching plant is a major headache for a nearby business owner

By Marisa Demarco

Steve Finch was riding his bike to work last winter. Wafts of an all-too-familiar smell engulfed him about a block from his office. He felt like he might have to pull over from fear of losing his breakfast.

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Answer Me This

By Marisa Demarco

Anthrax at UNM? Pick up your tax return. Road-rage channeled through which weapon? Fertile women prefer ...

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The Real Side

Democrats Against the War

Oh, yeah? Since when?

By Jim Scarantino

Every Democratic candidate for president on down is “against the war in Iraq.” But we wouldn’t be in Iraq if Democrats hadn’t surrendered Congress’ constitutional power to declare war. Then once the war got going, Democrats pretty much abandoned the peace movement. They’ve given Bush every dime he’s requested to get hundreds of thousands of people killed for no good reason.

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Thin Line

By Simon McCormack

Circulation Consternation

The circulation of newspapers across the country is steadily declining. That's not news. What is noteworthy is how rapidly the readership of two of Colorado's biggest daily newspapers may be dropping and what some newly released research could mean for the future of print journalism.

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Asshat of the Week

"Sen. Schumer only wants to fund pay, body armor and chow for the troops if he can put conditions on the money so that they cannot do the mission they have been ordered to do."
--Rep. Heather Wilson to the Associated Press

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Odds & Ends

By Devin D. O’Leary

Dateline: Australia--Santas in Australia’s largest city have been told not to use St. Nicholas’ traditional “ho, ho, ho” greeting because it may be offensive to women. Sydney’s Daily Telegraph reported last Thursday that streetcorner Santa Clauses have been instructed to say “ha, ha, ha” instead. One rather unjolly Santa told the newspaper a recruitment firm wanted him not to use the traditional greeting because it might frighten children and was too close to “ho,” the American slang for prostitute. “Gimme a break,” Julie Gale, who runs the campaign against sexualizing children called Kids Free 2B Kids, told the newspaper. “We’re talking about little kids who do not understand that ‘ho, ho, ho’ has any other connotation, nor should they.” An Australian spokesperson for the U.S.-based Westaff recruiting firm said it was “misleading” to say the company had censored the dialogue of its Santas. The “ho/ha” substitution was being left up to the discretion of the individial Santas.

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Letters

Those of us who read your letters section, even occasionally, know Don Schrader is near and dear to the editors of this fine weekly alternative newspaper. Don, in all of his topless, practically bottomless, glory entertains and educates us all. From the joys of puncture vine to the joys of being punctured, Mr. Schrader likes doling out his opinion like a dog likes digging holes. And the Alibi quite often allows him the opportunity to stand high and tall. No problem. His prose is clean, his themes, though hyper-left of center, are easy enough to swallow. In short, Don is good for Albuquerque.

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Confused, but in a Sexy Way

I Can Lick My Own Eyebrows

By Joshua Lee
A guide to assemble and execute phenomenal scenes and personal fantasies.
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Grave New World

Famous and Unusual Graves in N.M.

By Maggie Grimason
Dr. Richard Melzer discusses the most illustrious and notorious final resting places around the state of leaders to unsung heroes, criminals to artists and more.
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courtesy Weekly Alibi

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Elected!

Fireside Chat with Tim Keller and Dan Lewis

By August March
An in-depth discussion with the candidates of the Mayoral run-off election.
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Not A'Feared

Spirits of New Mexico's Past

By Joshua Lee
Listen to amazing stories of bygone events from historical figures.
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via Pixabay

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Calaveras, Maravillas y Muertos

Dia de los Muertos Community Celebration of Life

By Robin Babb
Celebrate life and those who have passed.
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Happy Harvest

Fourth Annual Harvest Festival

By Rini Grammer
Food, fun, music and seasonal activities.
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Just a Treat

Trick-or-Treat for UNICEF Costume Party Fundraiser

By Rini Grammer
Wear your best costume and enjoy snacks, cider, a parade, games, contests, and more while raising money for United Nations Children’s Fund.
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A Real Treat

14th Annual Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation Halloween Carnival

By Valerie Serna
A great and safe way for little ones with diabetes to celebrate Halloween with their families and friends.
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