Celebrity B.S.

Mission Inevitable

Peter Graves died. Please peel off the mask to confirm his identity. This blog will self destruct in five seconds. RIP scary little impossible guy.

Celebrity B.S.

Happy Birthday, Erik Estrada!

61 years young.

May you discourage drunk driving in New Mexico for years to come.

And now a little something from the birthday boy:

“I do get a lot of mail. I get a lot of foreign mail because my mail gets mixed with Emilio Estevez.”

Oh. OK.

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Kate Winslet: Divorcee

Over the weekend, actress Kate Winslet and her husband, director Sam Mendes, announced that they have officially separated after less than seven years of marriage. Hot damn! I think I’ve totally got a shot here. I met Ms. Winslet a few years ago during a press junket for Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Check out my interview with her from 2004. Speaking from personal experience, the lady is incredibly smart and well spoken, as you might well suspect. She’s also very pretty in person. I’m not saying we flirted or anything. But I am saying I’d leave the wife and kids on Christmas morning, if she asked.