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The Daily Word in UFOs, Republicans and Kanye West

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Nothing says home like New Mexico’s inconsistent weather.

The best things in life come from doughnut boxes.

Is a Republican debate really a debate without someone mentioning Donald Trump?

Tommy Chong feels the Bern and believes you should, too.

The CIA just dropped UFO documents and my inner conspiracy theorist is ready to show.

Kanye West wants us all to be on the same page about what he doesn’t like in the bedroom.

My millennium aesthetic heart is about to combust over this lip-sync battle.

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The Daily Word in Incest, no one riding the bus and beer whispering

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New Mexico has the highest unemployment rate in the nation.

Bus ridership is down in Albuquerque.

The Forest Service is seeking funds to thin New Mexico's Forests.

Rapper B.o.B. is on a crusade to convince us the Earth is flat.

Scotland has rejected a proposition that would legalize incest.

Balloon Boy has a band!

Here's a list of some more bizarre laws in the United States.

Halifax, Canada has a "beer whisperer"

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The Daily Word in Pets, Politicians and Pro Football

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Eastside animal shelter is offering free microchips for 100 pets, today 11am-1pm first come, first serve.

The cats in Albuquerque's first cat cafe will be up for adoption.

It’s about time. A law is being proposed to require all school employees to pass a background check.

J.K. Rowling strikes again.

They did the thing with the ball! Hurray sports! Broncos and Panthers heading to the Superbowl.

Hawaii politician reaches out to Tinder to get the vote. Things do not work out as planned.

#Blizzard2016 has brought us snow swimming.

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The Daily Word in Hospital Fines and Yeti Wingmen

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What Isleta's newly reacquired land means for its community.

Some New Mexico hospitals are being fined over safety concerns.

APD is looking for a suspect involved in a stabbing downtown last night.

The Sprint call center in Rio Rancho is closing, costing the city almost 400 jobs.

City Councillor Isaac Benton wants the city to buy 60 acres of land around the Petroglyph National Monument.

Evidence for using cannabis to treat epileptic seizures continues to grow.

Sasquatches make great wingmen. Given the number of sasquatches I know and the low rate at which I get laid, I think there may be some validity there.

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APD Has an Operations Plan in Place!

Man will judge man in a screening process by which trained man ascertains the sobriety of any and all men, regardless of race gender creed or smell

.... Actually, you may be judged by your smell as this can be a primary indicator of intoxication. Or you just worked a shift behind the bar at Anodyne where a girl's hair, thanks to the high reach up to the bottles shelf—oh, nice ass, too—can end up more combustible than that orgy in Satyricon. This will make you appear drunk when really you smell like alcohol because it was dripping all over your hair every time someone ordered a fucking top-shelf Rum and Coke.

As always, the authoritIes want you to know the general neighborhood where the checkpoint will be however, Weekly Alibi cannot divulge the exact location. Somewhere in the vicinity of Walmart on San Mateo and the Long John Sliver's on Central APD will be conducting a sobriety checkpoint.

Avoid the cuffs and take advantage of the ever-increasing stable of ride services. By simply starting your night with a ride from one of Albuquerque's taxi services or, if you're under thirty, Uber. Unfortunately, AAA's Tipsy Tow service appears to have been discontinued in Albuquerque, but Albuquerque Cab does offer a free ride home (10pm-2am, Fri & Sat) through their Tavern Taxi service.

Tavern Taxi: (505)-999-1400
ABQ CAB: (505)-883-4888
Yellow/Checker Cab: (505)-247-8888
Green Cab: (505)-243-6800

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The Daily Word in Winter Storms, The Oscars and Donald Trump

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It’s beginning to look a lot like winter for the East Coast.

It’s 2016 and Charlotte Rampling doesn’t remember the decade she’s in and the purpose behind the Oscars boycott.

Donald Trump and the people who work from him seem to forget nothing ever really leaves the internet.

This man’s last wish should be honored by every person in the U.S.

1-800-Hotline Savesies. This has been a PSA brought to you by the Philly Police Department.

Catch me being excited for the Super Bowl commercials rather than the Super Bowl itself.

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The Daily Word in protecting the Petroglyph National Monument, pharma bro and hangover-less booze

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New Mexico may soon have two different driver's licenses in order to comply with the Federal Real ID law.

Albuquerque may purchase land adjoining the Petroglyph National Monument in an effort to thwart development near the ancient site.

A local teen with Down Syndrome was robbed of his tablets, computer and other electronics he uses for school and to communicate with others.

Here is Stephen Hawking's list of top ways humans will destroy themselves and the planet.

Donald Trump proves lacking in knowledge of the Bible.

Experts agree Sarah Palin must be the surprise guest at a Trump rally today.

Univision Inc. now owns the controlling interest in the satire publication The Onion.

North Korea claims to have invented booze that won't give one a hangover.

Bro, don't call him "pharma bro" anymore, bro.

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The Daily Word in banning Trump, Flint’s State of Emergency and Star Wars Undercover Boss

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Obama declares a State of Emergency for Flint, Michigan because of the contaminated water supply.

Parliament is currently debating whether or not to ban Trump from entering the UK.

A children’s book is pulled from Scholastic after negative feedback about the depiction of slavery.

A city of Albuquerque program is helping students prepare for their future careers.

The wealthiest 62 people in the world have as much money as the bottom 3.5 billion people combined. That’s insane.

The first flowering plant bloomed in space over the weekend.

Kylo Ren goes undercover.

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The Daily Word in Wolf Rehab, Isleta Pueblo, and APD

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Ladder Ranch was denied a permit to raise and release Mexican Grey Wolves.

Isleta Pueblo just got back more of their ancestral land.

41 percent of the women who come across our state line for abortion-services are coming from Texas.

APD is searching for a man suspected in a shooting last night.

The Berry administration is making good on a 5 year old promise to raise pay for police officers.

An APD officer criticized by the DOJ is suing for back pay and a promotion.

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The Daily Word in APD, Ted Cruz and the spirit of David Bowie

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APD is looking to other states to recruit officers.

Donald Trump can drag people but can’t handle getting dragged.

The New York Daily News has no chill towards Ted Cruz.

But did Sean Penn really think meeting El Chapo would have a good outcome?

David Bowie may have passed but his spirit is definitely kept alive and it warms my heart.

Say goodbye to 269 Wal-Mart stores.

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After completing one project per day throughout January, the result for over 40 local artists will be shown.

Sheryl Underwood • comedy • Mike Washington • David Raibon at Kiva Auditorium

Valentine's Day Social at North Domingo Baca Multigenerational Center

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