You: female, blonde dreads, a nose piercing, and a stitched up Despise You shirt. I was the creep staring all night. I should have said hello. I desperately want to listen to powerviolence with you.
Endeavour and Boeing 747 in flight...
I saw you, Endeavour, on my way home. Perched atop the back of that Boeing 747. You conjured up nightmarish images of Danny DeVito mounting Nicole Kidman.
Long Haired Blonde at Thrift Town
We talked briefly in the store Wednesday, September 19th at about 10:30 am. I thought you were looking for a lost child. Turned out you had lost track of your girlfriend. I knew I had seen you before, and I had, on television last year. You're very telegenic and I want to have coffee/lunch/dinner with you to talk about a project I'm working on in which you could assist.
It was love at first sight when I saw you dancing flamenco in some pretty red polka-dotted shoes. It made me want to take a class and dance sevillanas with you! I asked if I could treat you to gelato, but I was really hoping to get some private lessons. You told me I looked like the Mexican actor Gael García Bernal. To me you looked like the sexiest woman I had ever seen. I love you mi linda, let’s dance together the rest of our lives!
I talked to you at the "whine and cheese” festival in Chama. You said your name was Samantha I think. You named my dog "Coon." I should have gotten your number so you could hang out with my dog and hopefully her owner again … but the grape juice clouded my judgement.
Ah, you beautiful rocker babe. After finding your ID so you could enter the bar, you complained that you had no pockets because your pants were amazingly tight. I suggested you use the most useful pocket of all, your bra. You made my night, and after teasingly suggesting you might return later in the evening, I was left wanting. Wish I had asked for a way to contact you again. Shoot.
Cafe Istanbul 8/31
You were enjoying lunch with a friend. I didn't notice you at first, but when I did, I found you extremely attractive. I felt silly for turning to look so much. I wanted to say hello, but didn't want to interrupt your conversation. As I left you were standing outside chatting with your friend and I kindly passed by. Big mistake. Would love to meet you.
I saw you napping near Holy Cow. I wanted to provide you with a pillow and maybe a snuggle … but you appeared so peaceful and at ease. Let me be your Princess Charming. Pizza soon?
You were sitting on your couch with your shirt off and we were watching something hilarious on TV. I looked at you and you saw something funny and laughed. I laughed just because there was so much joy in your handsome face. I wanted to scream how much I care about you and tell you how much you mean to me. If you want to meet just keep leaving your blinds open.
Two beautiful birds, we saw you in the future. September 18th, 2012 to be exact. You were at the Santa Fe Opera with two handsome dudes watching Wilco serenade the crowd. We each fell in love, got married and then got divorced. If you are these birds, we can't wait.
Infatuated at FedEx
You: Standing in front of me at FedEx.
Me: Standing behind you at FedEx.
Us: Standing in line at FedEx.
Would love to see that elegant blonde hair of yours again.
You got out of your car at the busy intersection of Coors and Montano at about 3:00 p.m. on Saturday 8/25, and helped someone in a wheelchair cross the street. You were tall, with long light-colored hair, and you wore a skirt and sandals. You were awesome. I think all good samaritans deserve recognition. Thanks!
Hot, Anglo older (than me) man at the omelette station this morning. You tipped the chef. Did I catch you looking at me as I bent over to look in the cheese case? I was the petite brunette wandering around the salad bar area trying to see if you had a ring on your hand.
Kurt Vonnegut and Fresh Laundry 8.8.12
Your quiet presence was lovely and intriguing. You observed the words in your book and people wandering. We exchanged one or two gentle smiles. I was floating around in laundry day clothes, too shy to say hello. Conversation starters were everywhere, but I chose to let you read in peace instead. I hope to see you again, lost in a book, or watching the world behind a cup of coffee.
Shart in Mouth at Sneakerz
Last night I must have upset you at Sneakerz. You seemed intoxicated. We hadn't met prior, and you were pissed to meet me. You told me you were going to shart in my mouth if I didn't leave. Then you said your vagina was longer than my wiener. You are completely disgusting. I however am fascinated. Send me pics/vids to prove it. Bitch.
I Saw You, Albuquerque PD Lapel Cams!
Hey, guys, those lapel cams sure are nifty if we want to see what kind of footwear a suspect was wearing after he was executed. It's too bad they never seem to work BEFORE and during the execution!
Our eyes met as we waited the red light at the Montgomery & Wyoming Intersection going East.
You: young male on a sports bike with a black helmet on. You were going East on Montgomery. You kept looking my way, flirty.
Me: youngish female in a white Sentra with my windows half down. I was turning North onto Wyoming. I may have been singing and dancing before noticing your gaze. Then I got the green arrow.
Shall we go for a ride together sometime? :)
Eddie the Lush?
At Ibiza a month ago, I heard the bartender call you Eddie the Lush ‘cause everyone kept buying you drinks. You native, biker with devil horns on your helmet. You stepped in when my ex would not leave me alone. I wanted to thank you, but you only said "that’s what I do." Tell me what item I was wearing that you complimented.
So sexy on your Tractor!
You were at Tractor's on August 9th at night and look like Anderson Cooper. You spilled that beer on that young girl and I wished it could have been me. You're so charming, in your forties, cute and nice. I wish we can meet for real soon. What about next Thursday, same time, same place ?
You: bourgeois capitalist, me: random observer. I watched as you drove your late-model Volvo over an innocent pigeon while you had your eyes everywhere but the road. I bet you were on your way to the weekly meditation group to learn how to live in harmony with all the universe's creatures.
The water heater is not the only thing you got running hot. You are one seriously sexy man.
You left me hot and steamy, unlike the other 2 repair men who left me icy cold.
I really enjoyed talking with you. Indeed, you sparked my interest while you worked on my ignitor.
If you are available and interested, so am I.
Even if you aren't interested you still have my undying thanks … until the water heater stops working again that is. :-)
Guy in green scrubs
I saw you at St. Francis Animal Clinic. You were working, I was the brunette in the dress, we exchanged a few words and I could tell you were undressing me with your eyes. Take me on a date, sexy man.
Great Gatsby at El Patio
You were wearing a Great Gatsby shirt at El Patio on Saturday (around 6 p.m, July 28). I was reading the Hobbit, longish hair and a dark blue shirt. We ordered the same plate. Oddly enough, the waiter said most of the conversation starters I was thinking of, which would have been awkward if I repeated them. I was wondering if next time instead of sitting alone, we could share a table and get to know each other?
Planet Fitness on Juan Tabo
Hey there good lookin’ … you were wearing a red t-shirt and black gym shorts. You had a sexy mole on your cheek and the hottest sleeve tattoos … 7/23/2012 @ 4:30 p.m. I saw you looking my way several times. Just wanted to say "I enjoyed watching you work out, " totally hot … You left too soon!! Can't wait until the next time … mmmmmm
Your physical form moved within my viewing range at some point in the recent past. Specific features that seem unique to you caught my attention and aroused further interest. At the time, a certain ambivalence caused me to refrain from making direct contact. However, I now request such contact because I see no harm in it. Furthermore, I see no reason why you would feel differently. My hope is that you will come across this message in the near future and respond with warmth. We do not need words.
"Love is never lost..."
C: "Love is never lost. If unrequited, it flows back to soften and purify the heart." (Washington Irving)
Little Crow @ Presbyterian Hospital Senior Presentation
Little Crow: You look so adorable in that presentation you are giving seniors on how they will be covered by Presbyterian's health plan. When you get to the part about even when they are out of the area, you slap your tiny hands slowly, gently as if you were forming a tortilla for your loved one's meal, and you look especially adorable. Sigh.
At Whole Foods Bakery Counter, Wyoming & Academy
I complimented you on the Crystal Bottoms buns while we were at the Bakery Counter at Whole Foods, Academy & Wyoming, 7/17. We both shared a laugh and a bit of good conversation before you left. Didn't see a ring. Care to do it again? Coffee? Tea? Lunch? Dinner? Sheldon
Me: white hair, trimmed beard, black exercise outfit
You were waiting in line in front of me. I asked if you were next, and you said you were waiting for someone to pick out a flavor for you. We had very few more words. But, you're really hot, and I'll love to get in touch!
Chipotle Purple Dress 7/11
You: a brunette w/ blue eyes, wearing a long purple dress around 7:30 accidentally bumped into me outside Chipotle, then kept looking back & smiling at me on the way to your dark green car. Me: blonde, navy blue vneck, jeans, & black boots. I regret not talking to you, you're gorgeous. Let's hope you read the Alibi.
Visiting Typhoon, Stormsword or Dassault Rafale?
Today, 9 July 2012, at or about 1528, I spotted two (2) of you just below the cloud canopy, 5,000 ft or under, flying east to west in the corridor of Eubank NE between Academy NE & Spain NE . Being so far away, I couldn't tell if you are English Typhoons, Stormswords or French Dassault Rafales. Are you visiting, or is the USAF testing you while considering to buy you like they did the Ospreys and Harriers? I hope they do! You are beautiful and totally futuristic!
OK, So Heal ME!
Overheard your conversation where you bragged you could heal anyone's pain. You noticed I'd heard and smiled and nodded at me. OK, so I'm taking up the gauntlet. Heal my pain, if you dare!
4 Who??? I see you everywhere driving that 4U Beauty Supply car. You are HOT! I have to get to know you. Tried following you but you're all over the place. Tried talking to you on two separate occasions. You said "Yes" the first time and "OK" the second time … Remember? Probably not because you're too Hot 4Me, or not? Would love to have a real conversation with you sometime. Maybe you can tell me all about your milkshake. I'm here 4u, so let me know.
I SAW YOU
I saw you. In the snow. On the Loop. Crunching snow under my boots I glanced up. You shot me a look I treasure. Warm, twinkling eyes. Now July, I think of you still.
Sunflower, San Mateo, Wednesday, 6/27, around 6:30 pm
You were Hispanic, slender, in a black dress (sleeveless I think). Your kids were with you. I was next in the checkout: tall, Anglo, goatee, glasses, greenish Levis and light-colored shirt. From the parking lot you watched me exit the store. I nearly made a detour to walk over and find out who you were, but hesitation got the best of me. Now, a day later, your sleek and sexy beauty still burns in my mind—and I regret not having made that detour. It'd be a delight to see you again …
Take Me Back to the Ballgame: Isotopes, June 22
We sat next to each other at the 'Topes game. You're from PA and work in jewelry. You had a camo hat, an engaging smile and a great sense of fun. I had a Cubs hat (please don't hold that against me), stupid looking sunglasses, and an unexplainable attack of shyness that kept me from at least trying to get your phone number. Now I'm kicking myself.
In less than a week, Albuquerque viewers will be able to satisfy their jones for the fifth and final season of “Breaking Bad.” This season’s final 16-episode story arc (which begins airing on July 15) promises to bring the dramatic story of high-school-teacher-turned-drug-kingpin Walter White to its final (perhaps fatal?) conclusion. But a certain percentage of viewers here and across the nation will be missing out on this season.