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See the Stuff Journalists Like blog indulge itself with a fairly spot on answer to the Shit Girls Say videos. The only part missing is something about getting drinks.

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Miss D’s gift of health

 
 

While perusing the sweatshop-produced underthings at Retail-Giant-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named recently, I stumbled upon a product that absolutely delighted my inner capitalist: diabetes socks.

A staggering number of people have diabetes. People with diabetes buy socks.

Ergo: diabetes socks.

The beautiful calligraphy on the product’s purple packaging alerted me to the fact that these were diabetes socks for her. The self-described “health socks” claim to promote circulation via a “non-binding top.” In other words, these socks achieve their therapeutic effects by fitting poorly.

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