Cryptid Alert: Giant, Fanged Peruvian Nose Leeches
Yes, Virginia, there are giant nose leeches. (Thanks to Eric Johnson for the hot news tip.)
In Albuquerque, a sure sign of spring is the enormic toad emerging from the dirt by the chicken pen. (Thanks to X-14 for the toad photos.)
Cryptid Alert: Oriental Yeti Captured.
The poor creature you see before you, wallowing in its urine, is the Oriental Yeti: a hairless bear-like creature with the tail of a kangaroo and the voice of a cat. It wails mournfully as it awaits its DNA testing. Study hard, little ManBearPig. Good luck on your test.