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The Daily Word: Darkness and dread edition

It's Wednesday, July 23

and a teenager says he looked into the mirror after beating two homeless men to death and "saw the devil,"

APD cornered a fugitive and shot at him for the second time in six months. This time, they killed him.

A boy exploring an abandoned house in Ohio discovered a mummified corpse hanging in the closet.

Archaeologists have found the remains of a huge, 7-foot-long dog buried near the site where a demonic hound was said to have murdered church-goers in the 16th century.

A mysterious, yawning crater has opened up in the Yarnal region of Siberia and nobody knows why. Please note that "Yarnal" translates to "End of the world."

And some women are rejecting feminism because they need help opening jars.

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The Daily Word in killing homeless folk, throwing up in cabs and peeping

Some Albuquerque teens made the national news.

A good old fashioned peeper is haunting one local family.

Don't step in that hole.

Bodies from the downed Malaysian airplane are on their way to Holland.

You may never eat McDonald's again.

Puking in a cab in Calgary will cost you.

There is an inquiry into Litvenenko's poisoning.

Celebrity diet still lifes.

Bob Log is here.

Professional troll sues detractors.

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The Daily Word in Putin, panties and pickpockets.

James Garner died. I guess we knew that was coming.

Putin warns the West. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hundreds of panties were stolen. Next, I’m stealing gum.

Learn the secret origins of Silly Putty.

I wish I could sleep in a cool bedroom.

I think my phone is infected with electricity-eating bacteria.

Pickpockets are a dying breed.

I shall never RickRoll you again.

The new Star Wars movie will open with a severed hand.

The Danes have a gene that makes them happy, and that makes them feel sad.

Albuquerque teenagers killed homeless people to be mean.

APD’s predictive analysis targets property crimes, hot babes.

Happy birthday, Ernest Hemingway.

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The Daily Word in offshore oil, US earthquakes and same-sex marriage

A judge overturned Florida's ban on same-sex marriage; however, it only applies to Florida Keys.

Police in Pontiac, Mich., have identified “mummified” remains found in a garage.

16 US states have an increased risk of experiencing earthquakes in the coming years.

Obama administration approves offshore oil exploration on the East Coast.

Researchers find a possible connection between vasectomies and prostate cancer.

The massive number of toxicology reports to a state laboratory has caused delays with issuing death certificates.

Joy Junction's photos of the food they serve have ruffled someone's feathers.

Three people were killed yesterday morning in a helicoptor crash in Guadalupe County.

Uh oh, the Albuquerque Police Officers’ Association's president got a stern warning from a state law enforcement board.

Walter White went to space!

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Presenting: The Not Quite Weekly Podcast

Oh, this is a big, nerve wracking moment. It's the very first Weekly Alibi Not Quite Weekly Podcast!

For our inaugural episode, calendars editor Mark Lopez and I (Ty Bannerman, food and features editor) discuss some upcoming events, the food at Backstreet Grill and chat with novelist and creative writing professor Erika Wurth about the connection between Native American oppression and the current crisis at the border.

Stream it below, and feel free to leave a comment about how weird our voices sound or whatever.

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The Daily Word in Arnold’s oasis, postmodernism, and Meteorite Museum

This week’s ABQ Journal fishing report sez you can catch catfish in the Rio Grande between here and Socorro using night crawlers, liver or stink bait; the tiger muskies at Bluewater Lake fancy hotdogs, though.

Jim Goodman at the Mountain View Telegraph likes to hike Embudito Canyon.

Last night, an Isotope homered in the PCL All-Star game.

Carlito Springs, a hidden oasis in the southern part of the Sandia Mountains – and a favorite resting spot for my old dog Arnold – will be open to the public beginning in August.

The Acting Veterans Affairs Secretary is visiting Albuquerque today on official business.

On Wednesday evening, it rained and rained some more.

Postmodernism comes to Coyote Canyon.

An alleged probation violator in Albuquerque threatened authorities with a BB gun before he was gunned down by US Marshal.

Former NM governor Toney Anaya was recently investigated by the Securities and Exchange Commission; he later settled the resulting lawsuit out of court.

UNM’s Meteorite Museum at Northrop Hall is undergoing a much-needed asbestos removal process.

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The Daily Word: All Clickbait Edition

It's Wednesday, July 16, and all you people want is clickbait? I'll give you some damned clickbait. Clickbait that will SHOCK YOU.

This woman ran from State Police, and you'll never guess what happened next! They shot her. I bet you could have guessed that, actually.

Another woman left her dog in a hot car in T or C, and what this police officer did may give you decidedly mixed feelings.

Activists in Santa Fe are pushing for a new law that will change marijuana possession FOREVER.

Here's the NUMBER ONE reason the CDC is going to try and not contaminate its samples with anthrax anymore.

The Ku Klux Klan has been giving away candy to neighborhood kids, and their parents are upset about it. You'll never guess why!

660 pedophiles got arrested in Britain with this one weird law enforcement trick.

There. Now make with the clicky-click. CLICK IT. JUST CLICK IT.

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The Daily Word in fired cops, frivolous lawsuits and crimes against women, Asians and theater people

RIP Archie of Riverdale

Two former APD cops say they were fired for political reasons and not for kicking the shit out of a suspected car-thief.

It seems like a good idea, but you are not allowed to take items left in front of thrift stores.

The Q-Staff theatre company was victim to theft of props and musical instruments.

Betty or Veronica? You might have a chance now they've killed Archie!

Could be you only like people who are like you.

Meet me in Atlantic City, but not at a casino because they're closing down.

Behold the worst-written and most meandering peripheral tale to Orange is the New Black.

Here is a man that can live on bread alone.

"I was only sleeping...."

John&Yoko were right, this world hates women.

A short education on an extremely offensive and common slur.

Skynyrd kinda did it first, but what if record covers were missing the deceased members?

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The Daily Word in celebrity deaths, Germanic sport victories and amazing saucepans.

Germany won the World Cup.

Rest in peace, Tommy Ramone.

Rest in peace, Charlie Haden.

Rest in peace, David Legeno.

Bowe Bergdahl returns to duty.

An inflatable pool could save your life in a scooter accident.

In restaurants, your phone slows down service.

Why do we refrigerate eggs?

The world’s tallest girl … “walked into a ceiling fan.”

Brace yourself for some scary photos.

Making a better saucepan actually is rocket science.

Terrorists: they’re out to get us.

American Idol auditions in Old Town.

Albuquerque could lose Amtrak.

APD filmed Ken Ellis on accident.

What’s happening in Albuquerque today?

I saw you, weirdo.

Happy birthday, Gerald Ford.

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The Daily Word in engine snakes, LeBron's choice and 7/10

Police are looking for 10-year-old Joseph Carlos Rivera, who went missing yesterday in Santa Fe.

Former New Mexico Senator Jeff Bingaman calls for reforms after a Vietnam vet died at the VA hospital while waiting for an ambulance to take him around the building.

Wanna celebrate 7/10 with some hash oil?

If I found a 9-foot boa constrictor in my engine, I'd die right then and there. No joke.

Another county clerk in Colorado is gearing up to issue same sex marriage licenses, even though it's banned in the state.

Find out what various religious factions think of President Barack Obama.

A teenager whose family was massacred in Texas found the strength, despite being wounded, to save her grandparents by calling 911.

Everyone's waiting on LeBron James to make a decision.

A Mississippi child who was thought to be cured of H.I.V. has started showing symptoms.

A cancer patient who is recovering from chemotherapy and radiation found God in her hair.

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