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The Daily Word in gay marriage, rabid bats and stolen balloons.

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The Supreme Court rejected appeals from five states seeking to ban gay marriage.

A rabid bat attacked a guitar-playing camper on video.

Get ready for a new nine-episode Twin Peaks series.

The BTK killer is writing a book about his exploits.

The Coast Guard rescued a man inside a plastic bubble who was trying to run from Florida to Bermuda inside it.

Test your knowledge of Motorhead.

Paul Revere died.

A balloon was stolen from the Nativo Lodge.

A shooting threat ruined Homecoming for Cibola High School.

Marble Brewery won big at the Great American Beer Festival.

Happy birthday, Matthew Sweet.

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The Daily Word in the Balloon Fiesta, dispensary woes and a cancer ball

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Police in Thailand take alleged killers to the scene of the crime to reconstruct the murder.

Two Louisiana teachers are accused of having a three-way with one of their students.

New York is attempting to pass a bill that limits its involvement with federal immigration organizations because their policies are too “anti-immigrant.”

After many abortion clinics in Texas shut down due to a law that was signed last year, the appeals court is now allowing the state to enforce new restrictions.

Officials in Dallas, Texas, are cleaning and sanitizing the apartment of a Liberian man who was diagnosed with Ebola.

The BioPark Aquarium is attempting to replace fish that were poisoned when an employee was trying to get rid of a parasite in their tank.

It's one thing to sell pot legally; it's another to find a place for your dolla bills.

About $50,000 worth of jewelry was stolen from a dead man's apartment in Albuquerque.

The Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta kicks off this weekend y'all! The Alibi's got the schedule and more for ya.

That's a giant ball … I mean testicle. A man is pushing a 6-foot teste across the US to raise cancer awareness.

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The Daily Word in balloons, Vulcans and tiger muskies

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Although the Albuquerque Balloon Fiesta Board made a bid to bring them here, next year's World Hot Air Ballooning Championships will be held in Saga, Japan.

The Albuquerque Development Commission approved renovation plans for the El Vado Motel.

The Vulcans are here.

A man allegedly threatened others with an AK-47 at the Rio Rancho Wal-Mart. He was arrested.

Apparently two local firefighters fought.

A UNM official apologized for some of the "sensational and controversial" topics on offer at this year's Celebrate Sex event.

At least three Albuquerqueans caught a tiger muskie this past week at Bluewater Lake. One "was trolling a rainbow-colored jointed Rapala" while another used a hot dog as bait.

An accused Alison Krauss impersonator was arrested at an Albuquerque motel.

Director Adam Wingard talks to the Mountain View Telegraph about filming in Moriarty and Estancia, N.M.

Fringe conspiracy theory website Top Secret Writers covers police brutality in Burque.

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The Daily Word in Penis, Not Penis, Penis

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APD officer Keith Sandy joked about shooting James Boyd in the penis before fatally shooting him in the chest. No he didn’t, says the Albuquerque Police Department. Yes he totally frigging did, says Keith Sandy.

Texans will soon arm themselves with crossbows to protect New Mexican pumpkins from wild pigs. This is not one of Nostradmus’s more obscure prophecies, but actually a real thing that’s happening. h/t Dukecityfix.

Cooking With Pooh and 24 more completely inappropriate (but real!) children’s books.

The new Left Behind movie has scored a rare and coveted blurb from Satan himself.

Here’s a new reason to freak out about ebola this week: Freak out!

Super-successful joke maker Seth MacFarlane made a (honestly not-very good) joke about New Mexico last night. News 13 is on the case!

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The Daily Word in Sheriff Rodella's conviction, deficit destroying dildos, and outlawing the Confederate flag

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Family Guy mentioned New Mexico in last night's episode.

Rio Arriba County sheriff Tommy Rodella was convicted of abusing his power yesterday.

I don't know what this means but Blue Cross/Blue Shield seems to be preparing for a shakeup.

Kansas is liquidating a large number of sex toys to make up for a budget shortfall.

Leg-lamp.

White House fence jumper made it further into the building than was previously disclosed.

Snoop Dogg interviews the news anchor who quit so abruptly recently.

California outlawed the Confederate flag.

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The Daily Word in birth, marriage, abortion, volcanos and Coffee Day.

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A shooting at a Miami club injured 15 people.

There’s a Clinton granddaughter now.

George Clooney got married to a lawyer lady.

Stevie Nicks and Don Henley had a pregnant together, it’s now revealed.

At least 36 people were killed when a Japanese volcano erupted.

There’s political unrest in Hong Kong.

The Raiders’ coach has not been fired yet.

Today is Coffee Day.

Here’s how to purge your Gmail account in five easy steps.

It’s raining feces.

Not so fast, Pluto, you may not be a planet afterall…

A judge refused to issue an injuction against Uber and Lyft operating in NM.

APD Officer Keith Sandy made a weird remark two hours before shooting James Boyd.

There was a body in the road at 118th Street.

What’s happening today in Albuquerque?

Happy birthday, Gene Autry.

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The Daily Word in Jeter's last game, pot lollipops and ghosts

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Hear from those who are on the frontlines in the fight against the Ebola virus.

Derek Jeter played his last game for the New York Yankees and scored a game-winning hit.

Ferguson's police chief joined a march of protesters as a sign of solidarity; however, not everyone was happy about it.

An Oklahoma man decapitated a woman during a workplace fight.

A US Border Patrol agent was arrested for assaulting a 14-year-old boy because he had a cellphone while being detained.

City employees spoke to a manager of AutoZone about chemicals seeping into a nearby drain that runs into the Rio Grande.

Ghost sighting at the Española police station!

Former APD Sgt. Adam Casaus is expected to take the stand today in his own defense after being accused of running a red light and killing a woman.

The federal government is set to pay Navajo Nation $554 million for mismanaging tribal resources.

A girl in Connecticut handed out pot-laced lollipops to her peers, one of whom was hospitalized.

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The Daily Word in ebola, Ello and Pantone beer packaging

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In Liberia and Sierra Leone, the ebola death toll is at least 2,917. Liberian capital Monrovia faces an epidemic, as infections outpace access to health care.

The skull of a new species of dino, Ankylousaur, is now on display at the New Mexico Museum of Natural History and Science. BLM paleontologist Phil Gensler said, "It looks vaguely like an armored alligator."

The IRS raided Downtown business BigByte, a data center, this morning.

What is new anti-Facebook social network Ello's story?

This Pantone beer packaging reminds me of those what-color-is-your-urine hydration charts. (Generally speaking, the darker your urine is, the more dehydrated you are. But vitamins, supplements and certain health conditions can also affect urine color.)

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The Daily Word in Malkovich, Malkovich

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The three-breasted-woman is actually just a two-breasted-woman. Which is at least 33% less amazing. Also, her name is not "Jasmine Tridevil." Because, come on.

The threat to expose Emma Watson’s supposed nude photos after her UN speech on feminism was also a hoax.

Living with humans screws up chimpanzees.

A new brewery is opening up in the “Brewery District.” Another one is getting ready for a 2015 start. This brings the total number of breweries in this up to city to “Really? That many?”

John Malkovich is Malkoviching up some famous photographs.

Another Bitcoin centered company gets shut down by the Man. This time just because they didn’t ship special bitcoin computers that they promised. And also because they ripped off their customers for at least $3 million. Why does the government hate freedom and innovation?

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The Daily Word in trying to shut down ride-sharing in ABQ, changing ingress to Old Town and talking about the fence around the White House.

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A property owner in Albuquerque's Old Town has blocked a major pedestrian entrance to the historic and shop-filled plaza.

Local taxi and limousine companies are trying again to make ride-sharing services go away.

There was a riot at the Cibola County Detention Center.

This guy has countless and uncontrollable orgasms all the time.

We are all learning more than we'd ever have thought possible about the fence around the White House.

Third-boob lady might be a hoax.

This company is buying student loan debt and then forgiving the debt.

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