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The Daily Word in Flight 370, Flight 370 and more Flight 370

Rio Rancho High School newspaper offends "white girls".

New Mexico town of Bloomfield being sued over Ten Commandments monument.

Workers are preparing to go into the WIPP site and they are being very careful.

Colorado pulled down 2 million dollars in tax revenue from weed sales in January. Missouri likes the sound of that.

It's official: "Frozen" is gay.

Some alternative explanations for the disappearance of Flight 370.

Flight 370 may have changed course and remained in flight for an hour after "disappearing".

The two mystery men aboard Flight 370 were Iranian asylum seekers.

Fracking in Ohio caused a couple earthquakes.

Current Jeopardy! prodigy Arthur Chu has an unusual strategy that is pissing people off.

1969 TV show seems like a precursor to Lost. The pilot was written by Rod Serling.

Ballsy (and possibly hilarious) criminal defense attorney commercial.

President Obama was on Between Two Ferns.

Garfield without the thought bubbles.

Photo-bombing ass cracks at a Magic: The Gathering tournament.

Meat across America.

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The Daily Word in funny drug news and other things.

Did Flight MH370 disintigrate in midair?

A smoldering body was found in San Diego.

A Decatur woman with Alzheimer’s was living with her husband’s dead body for a month.

In Greeley, stoners can’t get haircuts at Hugo’s Barber Shop. LSD is probably okay, though.

There was an election and everyone voted for Kim Jong Un. Dennis Rodman won’t go visit him again, though.

Hipsters like obscure bands, then stop liking them when they achieve commercial success.

Mercury, the cat with no arms, amuses humans by walking upright.

Drug users are reportedly being extorted by people posing as DEA agents. Drug users who are approached by these fake agents should, um, contact the DEA immediately.

An Albuquerque man is in custody after police learned he had been holding his wife hostage in their home for the past four days. The wife escaped and called police from a neighbor’s house when the man went to get cigarettes. The man then hid from police in his mother’s house. Drugs may have been involved.

Tesla’s new battery factory might be in New Mexico. Deja vu.

Happy birthday, Chuck Norris.

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The Daily Word in New Mexico land, a general's court-martial and ninjas

CNM's getting a Downtown location, y'all.

Albuquerque is getting a “Living Cities” grant, which will help with Downtown revitalization, low-income residents and community improvement.

President Obama's budget proposal could result in more access to New Mexico public lands.

Three more accusers have come forward against Rusty Glanton, a tumbling coach who was accused of “criminal sexual contact of a minor” in January.

The court-martial is underway for a US general accused of sexually assault.

A transgender woman was told by CrossFit that she couldn't compete in the women's strength competition. Now she's suing them.

Brig. Gen. Peggy C. Combs is the first woman to take command of Fort Knox. Not bad.

An abortion clinic in McAllen, Texas closed its doors yesterday due to new state restrictions. The law is expected to be “fully implemented” in September, which will leave only six clinics in the state of Texas.

Wait … there's actual employment for ninjas? With no experience required? Guess I'm moving to Japan.

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The Daily Word in radiation, reinvention and "Better Call Saul"

"Better Call Saul," a prequel to the famous teevee show called "Breaking Bad," will be filmed in Burque.

On Friday, March 7, the Albuquerque chapter of the NAACP will protest outside the DA’s office.

Indoor motocross racing is referred to as Arenacross.

On this map, the worst roads in Albuquerque are marked in the color orange.

A Los Lunas teacher fell asleep in class.

In their final home game of the season, the Lobo basketballers whipped Air Force by nearly 30 points.

Federal officials say radiation-exposed workers at WIPP will not suffer ill effects.

A reporter at Albuquerque Business First asked the vice-president of the Brookings Institution about Albuquerque’s reinvention.

UNM anthropologists are helping with relief efforts in Bolivia.

News of an Albuquerque woman allegedly beating her mother with a vibrator made the Daily Mirror.

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The Daily Word in Waffle House splurges, totally real hoverboards and Justin Bieber's junk

Sometimes, it pays off to be bad at your job. Just ask Mae Keane, whose boss told her to use her lips to sharpen the point of a radioactive paint brush. She refused, got fired and, unlike many of her more cooperative coworkers who died in the 1920s, lived to be 107.

UNM student fees seem to have been supplementing shopping runs at Nordstrum's and the cops are looking into it.

More photos of Justin Bieber's stint in jail are on their way, but his junk will be blacked out.

After being closed down following a month of fires and radiation leaks at WIPP, new waste is now piling up outside the facility.

Hoverboards! They're totally real! Or at least this straight faced viral video featuring Christopher Lloyd is real. And that's almost as good, right?

A misplaced decimal point underlines why it's a good idea to check your receipt before leaving the Waffle House.

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The Daily Word in Candy Lady vs candy lady, a radioactive parking lot and Rob Ford on Kimmel

A number of new TV series will soon start shooting in and around Albuquerque.

A new candy lady is moving into the original Candy Lady location in Old Town.

WIPP may be shut down, but shipments of radioactive waste are still arriving.

New Mexico ranked as 33rd happiest state in 2013.

Putin says Russia can do whatever it wants regarding Ukraine, but those aren't Russian troops.

Scientists revived a 30,000 year old virus found in Siberia.

Horseshoe crab blood harvest is harming the population of horseshoe crabs. Their blue blood is worth A LOT of money.

Rob Ford was (surprise) made a fool on Kimmel last night.

Check out the world's biggest (blimp-copter-thingy) aircraft.

Wisconsin tourism ad with Airplane! stars.

Homeless person found living in her car with 24 cats and three dogs.

Philadelphia's "Swiss Cheese Pervert" facing more charges.

Radio Shack is closing more than 1,000 of its US stores.

Uh ... 50 Cent featuring Jehovah's Witnesses using sign language to discourage deaf masturbation.

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The Daily Word in bitcoins, bugs and brain tumors.

Russia is becoming a real problem.

Who won at the 2014 Academy Awards? Did Devin O’Leary guess right?

Sleep and longevity are closely linked.

A baby’s brain tumor had teeth.

You should eat more bugs.

Iranian law allows for creative sentencing.

How’s that bitcoin thing working for you?

Watch a cute panda cub play with a ball.

Try this new deep-fried confection.

Springsteen does Lorde.

Pecans like this weather, at least.

Texting while driving is now illegal in New Mexico.

Rio Rancho votes tomorrow.

What’s happening today?

Happy birthday, James Doohan.

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The Daily Word in a not-so-dead guy, an epic b-ball shot and Vermont's heroin

President Barack Obama sheds light on the problems of young minorities in America.

A federal appeals court ruled that it wasn't unconstitutional to ask students to remove shirts with the American flag during a Cinco de Mayo celebration in 2010 at Live Oak High School in Morgan Hill.

You ever watch a movie on Netflix and fall asleep in the middle? And when you wake up, you can't remember where you left off? It looks like some engineers found a solution.

Wanna know what Jaws was like? Some researchers got the scoop

“I was shocked at the depth of addiction here,” James W. Baker, former director of the Vermont State Police, said in regards to Vermont's current heroin “epidemic.”

Just in case you missed the basketball game, watch an Eldorado High School girl score the winning shot from 70 feet away, with only 1.7 seconds on the clock. It's pretty awesome.

A state auditor claims that the Human Services Department cost New Mexico millions of dollars by mismanaging funds.

Albuquerque police are looking for a woman that is stealing from the elderly.

To the Lobo fan who threw a cup at an opposing player at a basketball game … they're coming for you.

A man who was pronounced dead woke up later in a body bag in the morgue … reminds me of that movie Death Becomes Her.

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The Daily Word in radioactivity, Lobo baseball and new cockroach species

Social justice advocate, educator and civil rights leader Henry Casso has died at age 82.

WIPP workers test positive for radioactive exposure.

Flu vaccination rates among NM children are above the national average.

The Lobo men's baseball team played their 3000th match, shutting out Missouri State.

A blogger at HuffPo wrote Albuquerque a love letter.

Today, Mayor Berry is in D.C. meeting with White House officials on the subject of workforce development.

The Downs Racetrack and Casino at Albuquerque has a mobile app that can be used for personal gambling activities.

New Mexico State Police confiscated 108 pounds of la grifa and arrested two women after a traffic stop on I-40.

Attorney General Gary King says his office is suing for-profit college giant ITT Educational Services.

A doctoral student in biology at UNM discovered 39 new species of cockroaches.

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The Daily Word in the Bitcoin blues, WTF WIPP and lizard rampages

There's more proof that walking your dog can be good for you: a couple found $10 million in rare gold coins while taking Fido out for a stroll.

Meanwhile, in Florida, four foot long lizards are invading the swamps and eating up all the native animals because of course they are. It's Florida.

The CEO of the world's largest Bitcoin exchange asks you not to contact his employees with questions about where your money is because "they have been instructed not to give any response or information." Sounds legit.

San Francisco hates Google and San Francisco bar patrons hate Google Glass.

Oh hey, WIPP. WIPP is still leaking radioactivity, but DOE officials would like you to know everything is just fine. Really, man. They got this. You don't need to worry your pretty little head about it at all.

Former Navy Seals hired to protect a ship got so bored waiting for pirates to show up that they decided to kill themselves with heroin.

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The Daily Word in touring Old Main, New Mexico ranks first in something and the collapse of Bitcoin

New Mexico is ranked first among states for sexual stamina.

Judge's ruling on Albuquerque's DWI vehicle-seizure program is being interpreted in two ways.

An accused pedophile once worked at a Nob Hill magic shop.

You may now purchase tickets for tours of "Old Main," site of the 1980 New Mexico prison riot.

There was a huge shakeup in the Bitcoin world last night and yes, money disappeared.

Netflix sets precedent of paying for faster broadband speeds.

Elevator Gossip tweeter identified.

Toronto mayor Rob Ford was on The Today Show.

Mexican authorities, with the help of DEA and US marshals, captured Mexican Sinaloa-cartel leader El Chapo Guzman.

Some politicians who voted for Arizona's "anti-gay" sb 1062 are feeling like maybe the whole thing isn't such a good idea after all.

A Ugandan newspaper published a list of the country's "top" 200 gays.

25 cases (since 2012) of a polio-like disease affecting children in California have parents and officials very worried.

Sarah Palin has a new TV show.

Fun Brady Brunch facts.

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The Daily Word in Ukraine, Uganda and, you guessed it, eugenics.

Our army is shrinking.

Fox plans to make a movie about Dennis Rodman’s visit to North Korea.

Will the FDA approve eugenics? Khaaan!

Ukraine’s fugitive ex-president is sought for “mass murder.”

There’s a new anti-gay law in Uganda.

Rest in peace, Maria von Trapp.

Huh?

Discover the secret origin of the Bloody Mary.

Discover the secret origins of dirty words.

Take this good email advice.

Beware Paseo Del Norte.

Don’t throw trash at basketball players.

Happy birthday, James Farentino.

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The Daily Word in Detroit's bankruptcy, racism at Ole Miss and a Twix obsession

President Obama is meeting with the Dalai Lama today. And China ain't happy about it.

A court will hear several groups' petitions for appeal regarding Detroit's eligibility to file for bankruptcy protection.

Someone wants to split Cali into six parts...

Racism is still brewing at Ole Miss.

A murder suspect was found living and working in an Albuquerque motel. Do I hear discount?

A stabbing in northwest Albuquerque sent three people to the hospital, and police think they have all the suspects in custody.

Brandon Villalobos' lawyer says that his lack of mental capacity could be a key component in his defense. Villalobos is accused of killing 12-year-old Alex Madrid.

Now, I love a good Twix. But this is dedication.

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The Daily Word in bitcoin ATM, Dominicans leaving and WIPP radiation leaking

The city of Albuquerque is moving ahead with plans to subsidize Eclipse Aviation.

Agricultural production in New Mexico held steady at last year’s levels, while livestock production declined slightly because of the ongoing drought.

The Dominicans at UNM’s Aquinas Newman Center are leaving, much to the dismay of "emotionally charged" parishioners.

A dude used an ATM in Burque to buy 20 clams worth of bitcoin.

A local scientist at the Air Force Research Laboratory cold atom lab is part of a team that recently created a Bose-Einstein condensate.

Mayor Berry does not want "COPS" to film in our burg.

The Andrew W. Mellon Foundation has awarded money to UNM with the intention of supporting postgraduate scholarship among Hispanics and Native Americans.

Weeks after a salt truck fire prompted evacuation of the Waste Isolation Pilot Plant, thev DOE will investigate radiation emanating from the WIPP site.

If same-sex marriage is legal, well then, judges in Eddy and Chaves counties just won't perform any wedding ceremonies at all.

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The Daily Word in suburban Bigfoot, New Mexican radiation leaks and rabbit stampedes

The Bueno chile recall has hit the Pit.

The WIPP nuclear waste burial site is apparently suffering a radiation leak.

And Bigfoot is going suburban? Could be. It's Detroit, so all bets are off.

Alleged "Craiglist Killer" Amanda Barbour may have murdered between one and 22 people. But probably just one.

On the off chance that you're thinking about castrating a hippo, you should probably give up on the idea.

Looking for a new way to lose money? Albuquerque hosts the US's first Bitcoin vending machine!

Oh my god, it's a rabbit stampede. The fuzziest stampede of all.

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