V.25 No.10 | 3/10/2016
The Daily Word in Nancy Reagan, UFC 196 and The UK
By Desiree Garcia [ Mon Mar 7 2016 11:38 AM ]
Heavy hearts across the nation this weekend as former First Lady Nancy Reagan has passed away.
Damn Holly Holm, back at it again with that championship belt! Siiiike.
Peyton Manning says hello to retirement and goodbye to head injuries.
The Daily Word in the Zodiac Killer, pinot noir and drinking
By Taylor Grabowsky [ Fri Mar 4 2016 2:28 PM ]
In people are the worst news: someone stole this couple's son's ashes in Albuquerque before they could get back to Kansas.
New app helps determine your cause of drinking. I already know my cause of drinking—life.
Mad Max swept the Oscars this year, but what if the movie was called Reasonable Max?
V.25 No.8 | 02/25/2016
The Daily Word in manure, guard wigs and #vajayjaygate
By Renee Chavez [ Wed Mar 2 2016 12:57 PM ]
A trial date has been set for the mother of Omaree Varela.
A city bus driver is under investigation after trying to kick a passenger off the bus for holding a conversation with no one.
Sometimes you just need that nicotine.
Justice Anthony Kennedy has the opportunity to roll back the new laws in Texas that closed about half of the state's abortion clinics.
Some people have no imagination: Here's a map of the US by what is most searched for on Pornhub.
Do you know about #vajayjaygate?
A farmer in Ohio spelled out "NO TRUMP" in manure across his field.
Get your "guard wig" now to win a Donald Trump look-alike contest while also protecting your noggin from assassins.
V.25 No.9 | 3/3/2016
The Daily Word in Leonardo DiCaprio, Donald Trump and Starbucks
By Desiree Garcia [ Mon Feb 29 2016 1:30 PM ]
The day has come where we bid farewell to what we thought would be never ending memes. Leonardo DiCaprio has finally one an Oscar. *tears of joy and support*
Donald Trump may not be a big hit but these piñata’s definitely are.
Catch me putting away my bag of chips and actually sticking to my New Years resolution with this new fitness program coming to Albuquerque.
The future is now. Or just another ridiculous new trend.
V.25 No.8 | 02/25/2016
The Daily Word in Clinics, Chemicals and DWI
By Peter Karlsen [ Sat Feb 27 2016 6:36 PM ]
The Department of Health is closing the Alamosa Public Health clinic.
A local abortion provider is refusing to release the names of its employees.
There is a physician sponsored bill to increase prescription access to naloxone.
Downtown homes will begin being tested for toxic chemicals from a decades old dry cleaning chemical spill.
V.25 No.9 | 3/3/2016
The Daily Word in losers, assholes and buffoons
By Taylor Grabowsky [ Fri Feb 26 2016 1:08 PM ]
Flying Star may be bought out to save the remaining restaurants.
The first uterus transplant in the U.S. happened this week in Cleveland.
“No-selfie zones” have been set up in Mumbai in response to selfie-related deaths.
These buffoons are actually running for president.
It just gets worse... Christie endorses Trump.
Asshole alert: Indonesia's former Informations and Communications Minister sent out a tweet declaring that all homosexuals should be put to death.
The Oscars are this weekend, so let's take a look back at some of the best loser faces actors could come up with.
V.25 No.7 | 02/18/2016
The Daily Word in feral children, curving and Guantanamo Bay
By Renee Chavez [ Wed Feb 24 2016 2:55 PM ]
Republicans plan to stop Obama from closing Guantanamo Bay prison.
New laws may close many medical marijuana dispensaries.
The Navajo Nation can finally look forward to clean running water.
Aliens are trying to contact us. Seriously.
The family of Edgar Camacho-Alvarado have filed their intent to sue.
Body painting is a straight up skill.
Curving--so that's what that weirdness is called.
These are considered the most beautiful bikes.
Daniel and Josh of "Damn Daniel" were on "Ellen."
The Daily Word in whiny Dianna Duran, flying babies and Girls Together Outrageously
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Feb 23 2016 4:16 PM ]
There's a novel idea for restructuring Albuquerque's downtown parking.
In case you haven't heard, a baby flew out of a car and landed next to I-40.
Dianna Duran is whining about the easiest part of her sentence for misappropriating state money.
Hitler had a small penis. No, really. A tiny, tiny little penis.
Capital Hill will introduce a bill that would enforce anti-encryption "backdoors" among big software companies.
Canada may pass a law that would remove criminal liability when someone overdoses.
Most famous groupie ever Pamela Des Barres' animated interview.
V.25 No.8 | 2/25/2016
The Daily Word in Kalamazoo shooting, Kesha and Apple
By Desiree Garcia [ Mon Feb 22 2016 2:29 PM ]
Kesha’s court battle with her producer has everyone riled up and it’s for a damn good reason.
My heart strings are about to be tugged right out of my chest because what can be sweeter than this?
FBI VS Apple. Who will win?
For 2 minutes and 40 seconds I forgot that this Game of Thrones and Donald Trump mashup actually has real footage of things Donald Trump has said.
Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool is the best of all time.
V.25 No.7 | 02/18/2016
The Daily Word in Dianna Duran, Cannabis and the Nations Kindest City
By Peter Karlsen [ Sat Feb 20 2016 6:48 PM ]
Somehow Albuquerque was ranked the Nation's Kindest City. Oh, we were in contention with Detroit. I guess that's how.
"Cheesecake Factory expects strong NM debut," because, you know, that's obviously news.
A tiny home community named "Storybrook" is going to pop up soon. Look for the next season of Once Upon A Time to take place in a new, desert-y setting.
Governor Martinez implies credit for legislation happening.
Your out-of-state relatives should be happy to know about the projected increase of availability for pinon flavored coffee.
Sobriety Patrols Through the North East Heights Tonight and Saturday Night
Watch your intake this weekend!
By Geoffrey Plant [ Fri Feb 19 2016 9:35 PM ]
Most Burquenos expect checkpoints and saturation patrols in the downtown and university neighborhoods. Studies have shown, however, alcohol-related crashes don't discriminate between the ABQ valley and the frights.
Whether you're on your way home from the titty bar or bringing a stranger back to the base: call a cab, uber or, well, walk.
Let's be careful out there.
Tavern Taxi: (505)-999-1400
V.25 No.8 | 2/25/2016
The Daily Word in Beyonce backlash, fake doctor and help Leo get the Oscar
By Taylor Grabowsky [ Thu Feb 18 2016 12:39 PM ]
Teen is arrested for posing as a doctor and opening his own medical office.
Nike breaks up with Manny Pacquiao over his gay slur.
ABC hires Channing Dungey. Why is this so important? She is the first Black president of a major network.
In people are the worst news: dolphin dies after it is passed around for selfies.
Some noteworthy, strange patents that never came to pass.
People still mad about Beyonce's Super Bowl performance.
There's a video game for that. Help get Leo to the Oscar.
V.25 No.6 | 02/11/2016
The Daily Word in the black hole of Wikipedia
By Renee Chavez [ Wed Feb 17 2016 12:05 PM ]
Following World War I was The Great Emu War of 1932.
Here is a list of sexually active popes throughout history.
I LOVE to make lists. So a List of Lists of Lists is just a thing of beauty.
George W. Bush had special little nicknames for just about everybody.
You just wish you could claim to be part of the Ministry of All the Talents.
Gonna name my firstborn child Noctcaelador.
The classification of demons is not just a list of your exes.
Bonus video: In case you still (post-Grammys) don't know who the Alabama Shakes are.
The Daily Word in papal souvenirs, personal submarines and cheap plastic
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Feb 16 2016 11:56 AM ]
A water pipeline that would serve Eastern New Mexico is closer to happening.
No holy dirt shall cross the border.
Trump says Rubio is too sweaty.
Someone invented a flat, lensless camera. Or reinvented the pinhole camera, anyway.
V.25 No.7 | 2/18/2016
The Daily Word in Lawsuits, Kanye West and Saturday Night Live
By Desiree Garcia [ Mon Feb 15 2016 3:30 PM ]
I bet Donald Trump was that kid who got picked last by all his classmates growing up. I mean, what else would explain his ridiculous actions?
Saturday Night Live has added 10 more years to my life with the most accurate and hilarious skit.
Whole Foods is my real American Dream.
Lady Gaga pays tribute to legendary prince David Bowie.
Life has never been more clear and I owe it all to this life hack that has changed my life for the greater good.
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