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V.25 No.10 | 3/10/2016

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The Daily Word in Nancy Reagan, UFC 196 and The UK

The Daily Word

Heavy hearts across the nation this weekend as former First Lady Nancy Reagan has passed away.

Damn Holly Holm, back at it again with that championship belt! Siiiike.

The UK could potentially be a new target for ISIS.

What a Donald Trump Campaign Ad should really look like.

Peyton Manning says hello to retirement and goodbye to head injuries.

The most commitment I’ve ever witnessed.

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The Daily Word in the Zodiac Killer, pinot noir and drinking

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Is Ted Cruz the Zodiac Killer?

In people are the worst news: someone stole this couple's son's ashes in Albuquerque before they could get back to Kansas.

New app helps determine your cause of drinking. I already know my cause of drinking—life.

Now you can actually buy pinot noir by the star of “Peeno Noir.”

Mad Max swept the Oscars this year, but what if the movie was called Reasonable Max?

V.25 No.8 | 02/25/2016

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The Daily Word in manure, guard wigs and #vajayjaygate

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A trial date has been set for the mother of Omaree Varela.

A city bus driver is under investigation after trying to kick a passenger off the bus for holding a conversation with no one.

Sometimes you just need that nicotine.

Justice Anthony Kennedy has the opportunity to roll back the new laws in Texas that closed about half of the state's abortion clinics.

Some people have no imagination: Here's a map of the US by what is most searched for on Pornhub.

Do you know about #vajayjaygate?

A farmer in Ohio spelled out "NO TRUMP" in manure across his field.

Get your "guard wig" now to win a Donald Trump look-alike contest while also protecting your noggin from assassins.

V.25 No.9 | 3/3/2016

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The Daily Word in Leonardo DiCaprio, Donald Trump and Starbucks

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The day has come where we bid farewell to what we thought would be never ending memes. Leonardo DiCaprio has finally one an Oscar. *tears of joy and support*

The day Donald Trump swallowed the foot he keeps shoving in his mouth.

Donald Trump may not be a big hit but these piñata’s definitely are.

Starbucks sizes are actually going to mean something in Italy.

Catch me putting away my bag of chips and actually sticking to my New Years resolution with this new fitness program coming to Albuquerque.

The future is now. Or just another ridiculous new trend.

V.25 No.8 | 02/25/2016

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The Daily Word in Clinics, Chemicals and DWI

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The Department of Health is closing the Alamosa Public Health clinic.

A local abortion provider is refusing to release the names of its employees.

There is a physician sponsored bill to increase prescription access to naloxone.

Downtown homes will begin being tested for toxic chemicals from a decades old dry cleaning chemical spill.


A former Albuquerque Police Union president is fighting to get child abuse charges dismissed.

Two city councillors have a proposal to get owners to maintain their property.

A man acquitted of vehicular homicide in a crash that killed 4 has been arrested again for DWI.

V.25 No.9 | 3/3/2016

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The Daily Word in losers, assholes and buffoons

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Flying Star may be bought out to save the remaining restaurants.

The first uterus transplant in the U.S. happened this week in Cleveland.

“No-selfie zones” have been set up in Mumbai in response to selfie-related deaths.

These buffoons are actually running for president.

It just gets worse... Christie endorses Trump.

Asshole alert: Indonesia's former Informations and Communications Minister sent out a tweet declaring that all homosexuals should be put to death.

The Oscars are this weekend, so let's take a look back at some of the best loser faces actors could come up with.

V.25 No.7 | 02/18/2016

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The Daily Word in feral children, curving and Guantanamo Bay

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Republicans plan to stop Obama from closing Guantanamo Bay prison.

New laws may close many medical marijuana dispensaries.

The Navajo Nation can finally look forward to clean running water.

Aliens are trying to contact us. Seriously.

The family of Edgar Camacho-Alvarado have filed their intent to sue.

Body painting is a straight up skill.

Got $335,600 to spare? How about a gorgeous Bentley Mulsanne Speed? If you think that's just pocket change, try the "properly hardcore" Aston Martin Vulcan on for size.

Curving--so that's what that weirdness is called.

These are considered the most beautiful bikes.

Daniel and Josh of "Damn Daniel" were on "Ellen."

The UN has carried its first air drop to aid Syria.

Raised by wolves isn't just a saying.

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The Daily Word in whiny Dianna Duran, flying babies and Girls Together Outrageously

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There's a novel idea for restructuring Albuquerque's downtown parking.

In case you haven't heard, a baby flew out of a car and landed next to I-40.

Dianna Duran is whining about the easiest part of her sentence for misappropriating state money.

Hitler had a small penis. No, really. A tiny, tiny little penis.

A woman in Illinois saw a "baby" Mothman.

Capital Hill will introduce a bill that would enforce anti-encryption "backdoors" among big software companies.

Canada may pass a law that would remove criminal liability when someone overdoses.

Most famous groupie ever Pamela Des Barres' animated interview.

V.25 No.8 | 2/25/2016

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The Daily Word in Kalamazoo shooting, Kesha and Apple

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Kalamazoo gunman suspect charged with 6 counts of murder.

Kesha’s court battle with her producer has everyone riled up and it’s for a damn good reason.

My heart strings are about to be tugged right out of my chest because what can be sweeter than this?

Jeb Bush has parted ways with the 2016 Presidential election, folks.

FBI VS Apple. Who will win?

For 2 minutes and 40 seconds I forgot that this Game of Thrones and Donald Trump mashup actually has real footage of things Donald Trump has said.

Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool is the best of all time.

V.25 No.7 | 02/18/2016

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The Daily Word in Dianna Duran, Cannabis and the Nations Kindest City

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Somehow Albuquerque was ranked the Nation's Kindest City. Oh, we were in contention with Detroit. I guess that's how.

"Cheesecake Factory expects strong NM debut," because, you know, that's obviously news.

A tiny home community named "Storybrook" is going to pop up soon. Look for the next season of Once Upon A Time to take place in a new, desert-y setting.

Governor Martinez implies credit for legislation happening.

Your out-of-state relatives should be happy to know about the projected increase of availability for pinon flavored coffee.


"Blah, blah, blah, Diane Duran, blah, blah, light sentencing" says attorney.


NM lawmakers find another way to blow it.

Watch it, buddy

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Sobriety Patrols Through the North East Heights Tonight and Saturday Night

Watch your intake this weekend!

Most Burquenos expect checkpoints and saturation patrols in the downtown and university neighborhoods. Studies have shown, however, alcohol-related crashes don't discriminate between the ABQ valley and the frights.

Whether you're on your way home from the titty bar or bringing a stranger back to the base: call a cab, uber or, well, walk.

Let's be careful out there.

Tavern Taxi: (505)-999-1400
ABQ CAB: (505)-883-4888
Yellow/Checker Cab: (505)-247-8888
Green Cab: (505)-243-6800

V.25 No.8 | 2/25/2016

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The Daily Word in Beyonce backlash, fake doctor and help Leo get the Oscar

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Teen is arrested for posing as a doctor and opening his own medical office.

Nike breaks up with Manny Pacquiao over his gay slur.

President Obama and the First Lady are visiting Cuba in March.

ABC hires Channing Dungey. Why is this so important? She is the first Black president of a major network.

In people are the worst news: dolphin dies after it is passed around for selfies.

Some noteworthy, strange patents that never came to pass.

People still mad about Beyonce's Super Bowl performance.

There's a video game for that. Help get Leo to the Oscar.

V.25 No.6 | 02/11/2016

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The Daily Word in the black hole of Wikipedia

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Following World War I was The Great Emu War of 1932.

Here is a list of sexually active popes throughout history.

I LOVE to make lists. So a List of Lists of Lists is just a thing of beauty.

George W. Bush had special little nicknames for just about everybody.

All praise the Yeti.

You just wish you could claim to be part of the Ministry of All the Talents.

Gonna name my firstborn child Noctcaelador.

The classification of demons is not just a list of your exes.

Bonus video: In case you still (post-Grammys) don't know who the Alabama Shakes are.

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The Daily Word in papal souvenirs, personal submarines and cheap plastic

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A water pipeline that would serve Eastern New Mexico is closer to happening.

No holy dirt shall cross the border.

Endangered Child Alert.

Submarines are the new yachts.

Trump says Rubio is too sweaty.

Someone invented a flat, lensless camera. Or reinvented the pinhole camera, anyway.

Low oil prices are impacting the recycling industry.

V.25 No.7 | 2/18/2016

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The Daily Word in Lawsuits, Kanye West and Saturday Night Live

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Peyton Manning is facing some harsh allegations.

I bet Donald Trump was that kid who got picked last by all his classmates growing up. I mean, what else would explain his ridiculous actions?

But how does one get themselves $53M in debt?

Saturday Night Live has added 10 more years to my life with the most accurate and hilarious skit.

Whole Foods is my real American Dream.

Lady Gaga pays tribute to legendary prince David Bowie.

Life has never been more clear and I owe it all to this life hack that has changed my life for the greater good.

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