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V.24 No.41 | 10/08/2015


The Daily Word in Playboy's never-nude future, Gloria Steinam's new gig and Kmart tapes

The Daily Word

An Albuquerque cop hit a fleeing suspect with his personal vehicle.

Local bar Sneakerz is closed for the time being.

Local police neglected to locate a .45 in a man's waistband before booking him into MDC.

Playboy will no longer have nude pictures, just near-nude pictures. And articles.

British authorities will no longer have guards posted 24/7 at the Ecuadorian embassy where Julian Assange is still holed up.

This collection of '80s/'90s Kmart in-store music is worth a listen. Really.

New pictures of Iggy Pop before The Stooges.

California has stringent new rules limiting the use of antibiotics on livestock.

81 year old Gloria Steinam is now a Vice correspondent.

V.24 No.42 | 10/15/2015


The Daily Word in dildos, Christopher Columbus, intelligence and Google

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Albuquerque is one of the few cities to celebrate Indigenous Peoples Day.

Through a freak accident, one man was able to buy Google's domain for $12, if only just for a few minutes.

Science can now predict how smart you are.

#CocksnotGlocks: One Texas University protests campus carry law with dildos.

Tail as old as time. Man crashes car while under the influence, then blames dog for driving.

Next time you're in NYC stop by this Will Ferrell themed bar.

Two orphaned sisters are reunited after forty years, while working on the same hospital floor.

On this day, let's remember Columbus for his true legacy. And add the term Columbusing to your dictionary.


The Daily Word in Netflix is hungry for your money, ancient lakes on mars and science knows you better than yourself

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Obama talks gun control.

Say it ain’t so! Netflix is raising their price by $1 more a month.

This man might love Comic Con more than you do.

Long live elephants!

Science knows your sexual orientation even before you do.

Take a gander at what the famous Disney sea witch Ursula might have looked like if she was from different parts of the ocean!

California raises taxes on sugary drinks.

Curiosity Rover discovers ancient lakes once existed on mars some billion years ago.

V.24 No.28 | 7/9/2015


The Daily Word: Diseases Of The Future

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The fall of TV.

Youtube killed the TV star.


No Blame, No Shame.

The formulation of “Telepathy

An unfortunate event of nature.

Computer, what’s wrong?

Haha, what?

The great computer race.

Fuel of the future.

Diseases of the future.

V.24 No.40 | 10/01/2015


The Daily Word in a prairie dog playground, killifornia and circuitous "right to bear arms" arguments

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Albuquerque's Huning Highland neighborhood gets Burque on a list of "secretly cool cities".

The playground at Chelwood Elementary has really gone to the prairie dogs.

Balloon Fiesta truly underway now that there have been some balloon collisions with power lines and vehicles.

Assisted suicide is now legal in California.

The father of the man who allegedly went on a shooting rampage last week in Oregon blames, in part, the country's gun laws. Ironically, the mass-shooting suspect's mother was stockpiling guns out of fear that stricter gun laws in response to mass shootings would make it impossible to stockpile guns.

There's no such thing as a "sexy Donald Trump costume".

Watch this man set his apartment on fire while live streaming a demo of cigarette lighters.

Check out this groovy coffee table book of grindhouse cinema posters!

V.24 No.41 | 10/8/2015


The Daily Word in spicy foods, hamsters, the lottery and slavery

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We're all in this together (student loan debt), but at least we have our college degrees.

Finland kindergartners focus more on playing than testing.

Your chances at winning the jackpot just got cut in half, but maybe that's a good thing.

The nuances of staging a musical with deaf actors.

Eating spicy foods may increase your life expectancy.

Raj the blind dog is finally adopted.

Going against the grain, one Dunkin Donuts refused to serve cop.

Textbook changes using the terms “immigrants” and “workers” back to “slaves,” after a Texan mom complained.

It's Monday, so here, have hamsters reenact the Friends theme song.


The Daily Word in preparing you for balloon fiesta, hip-hop meets broadway and titanic’s lunch menu

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17 tips for Balloon Fiesta goers.

Glowing sea turtles aren’t just for nightlights. Check it out!

Hamilton turns hip-hop on broadway.

Scarlet letter in high school takeover.

Could this study determine the real extinction of dinosaurs?

3,000 years later, is it time to find Queen Nefertiti?

Army Veteran stepped in the way of Oregon shooter to save other’s.

Titanic lunch menu up for auction and it’s valued at $88,000.


The Daily Word: Tradition

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All day.

Traditional birth.


Weird to you, routine to them.

Total Eclipse of the brain.

R.I.P Pablow.

Foreign Food.

The tradition of shame.

The secrets of tradition.


V.24 No.40 | 10/1/2015


The Daily Word: BALLOONS!

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Upside Down.

Turns out, people still love balloons!

Weather vs. Balloon.

Clear Skies.

Balloon Fiesta in a nutshell ( of time )


New shapes for the 2015 fiesta.

Economic appreciation.

Fiesta through the years.

Balloon Dolla$$$ ( and selfies )

V.24 No.39 | 09/24/2015


The Daily Word in Trump's tax plan, @snowden and how the sadness ended for the Log Lady (she died)

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Donald Trump's tax "plan" could destroy America.

It is National Coffee Day.

CYFD shut down an Albuquerque daycare center after it was discovered that a worker had regularly been "mistreating" babies.

A large bundle of weed fell out of the sky and crushed a dog house.

Carly Fiorina is pro-waterboarding.

Bigot county clerk Kim Davis has Pope Francis in her corner.

Edward Snowden opened a twitter account.

Whole Foods is laying off 1500 employees in order to cut prices in it's stores.

Twin Peak's Log Lady, aka Catherine Coulson, died yesterday.

V.24 No.40 | 10/1/2015


The Daily Word in napping at work, outer space is cool and sexbots

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Tag you're it! Wait, maybe not. One Washington school district creates touch-less tag.

Fellow space nerds! Check out these super blood moon pics from around the world!

Balloonist creates wheelchair accessible hot air balloon just in time for the Balloon Fiesta.

The most romantic roller coaster ride, and the most awkward roller coaster ride.

Rejoice! Chipotle announces the end of their carnitas crisis.

More space news: salt water discovered on Mars?

It's Monday. You are tired. Now there's a way to catch a cheeky forty winks right at your desk.

She's not like other girls; she's a sexbot.


The Daily Word in pickles, Boehners and the Pope

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Trans woman harassed by dumb idiots that work for the TSA.

Did the Holy Spirit move House Speaker John Boehner to change his party from “Asshole” to “Philanthropist”? Only time will tell.

Pope Francis heals all.

Tasha The Amazon must be an angel (or an alien) because her flow is heavenly.

New students at UNM inspire an overhaul of the local education system.

I encourage you to be a professional, take your job seriously (especially on a Friday!) and look at these otters.


Don't fuck with pickles, man.

Critical thinking is difficult for government officials, but I believe they can do it one day.


The Daily Word: Debunking Trump

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Invisibility cloak.

Ain’t no fun (If my generals can’t have none)

Smashin records.

Motion by hand.

The constricting truth.

Satan Solutions, pushing your company DOWN.

The ills of media parenting.

Debunking Trump.

V.24 No.39 | 9/24/2015


The Daily Word: DRAWING

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V.24 No.38 | 09/17/2015


The Daily Word in marijuana decriminalization in Albuquerque, big pharma and Volkswagen's deep troubles

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Albuquerque Mayor Berry says he will veto the marijuana decriminilization measure passed by city council last night.

The APD K-9 and handler who helped take down James Boyd have both retired but only one is slated to be euthanized.

In order to comply with new rules, BernCo Court is now hearing 8 times as many cases every week, meaning everyone in the county is now needed for jury duty.

The State Representative from Jemez Pueblo says he was "verbally misled" into buying clothes and stuff with campaign contributions.

Could this be the demise of Volkswagen? Or at least the demise of VW's CEO?

The new and alleged d-bag CEO of Turing Pharmaceuticals raised the price of a 62 year old drug used by AIDS and cancer patients by 5000 percent.

Today's ruin porn comes to you from Johnsonville, CT.

A trans woman had a run in with the TSA over guess what?

Père Lachaise cemetery's most famous, good-luck trouser weasel.

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