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V.25 No.15 | 4/14/2016

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The Daily Word in New Mexico water, Facebook and Donald Trump’s kids

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What’s in your water, New Mexico?

When your dad is a Presidential Candidate and you ironically forget to register to vote for the primaries.

Reasons why Facebook will probably never die out like Myspace. #RIPMyspace

Hogwarts meets The Breakfast Club.

This California Starbucks shear didn’t expect this visitor to drop in.

Hide your buns, hide your patties, hide your condiments because the Hamburglar is on the loose.

V.25 No.14 | 04/07/2016

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The Daily Word in Alcoholocaust, Area 51 and APD

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APD responds to noise complaint then plays football with neighbor kids.

Kids, you don't need a theme to your beer pong games, especially not this Nazis vs Jews theme—very tired.

Are you more of a legs fish or an assfish?

What better day to discuss drugs than on 4/20, cool job UN.

When a joke goes too far and now you have a cat working for you. It's happened to all of us, right?

Clinton's campaign chairman really wants the juicy deets on all alien information the government is concealing. The truth is out there.

Jump Around no more, Mr. Trump.

V.25 No.13 | 03/31/2016

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The Daily Word in High Times 2.0 and the Isle of Wight National Poo Museum

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A brief history of the Frito Pie.

High Times has plans that basically ape Playboy's '60s expansion into nightclubs and merchandise but with frito pie ... I mean marijuana.

The Coalition of Concerned Citizens to MakeArtSmart has filed a request for an injunction to stop the controversial Central Ave corridor ABQ Rapid Transit project.

New Mexico Attorney General has cleared the last of the fifteen behavioral health providers of any wrongdoing.

Donald Trump, who is 100 percent scarier without his tan, has a balls to the wall plan that would virtually guarantee both the destabilization of the Mexican state and Mexico paying for Trump's border wall.

The Prime Minister of Iceland resigned in the wake of the Panama Papers data dump.

A National Poo Museum has just opened on the Isle of Wight.

V.25 No.14 | 4/7/2016

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The Daily Word in a weird day for news

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When you’re a grown adult and you’re stereotyping a young child, that’s when you know you’ve actually failed at being a decent human being.

How desperate can Sony Music be?

Simpsons character subtlety comes out as gay and I think that’s super great.

High speed chase chase in San Francisco ends with suspect in custody.

ABQ BioPark is the guru of animal love.

It’s not a phase, mom! I just want to focus on my music right now, you just wouldn’t understand.

V.25 No.13 | 03/31/2016

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The Daily Word in Super Serious News Stories

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Teleporting soldiers, what will they think of next?

Canadian supersoldier James “Logan” Howlett's records have been released by Library and Archives Canada.

Need some home insurance for the next four years in case your candidate loses the presidential election? Esurance will cover you.

Running late for a movie and don't want to miss a thing? Give this number a call and an agent will tell you everything that's happening.

New Samsung Galaxy design.

Finally, you can recycle used condoms.

Forget Google Glass, try Google Plastic!

V.25 No.12 | 03/24/2016

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The Daily Word in male birth control, APD and teachers suing over standardized testing

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Finally! N.M. teachers are suing the State of New Mexico over those useless standardized tests!

APD Officers are heroes for two lost boys left unattended by parents.

The Battle of Moon Mountain rages on.

Johns Hopkins University has performed the first ever HIV-positive liver transplant.

Dudes: Y'all ready for male birth control? It's just a gel.

Pixels are the future of camouflage.

Movie Buffs: Here's what you can look forward to in the month of April.

Police officers will not be charged in the death of Jamar Clark.

The US is increasing its military presence in Eastern Europe.

Remember the Titans? So do we!

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The Daily Word in fake plane hijacking secrets,more violence at Trump rallies and goodnight and good luck from Al Jazeera America

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One of the Donald's campaign aides has been charge with assaulting a journalist at a Trump rally.

Sunset Memorial Gardens cemetery lost a WWI veteran's headstone after replacing it with a headstone meant for another man of the same name.

Even repeat offenders have the same civil rights as all citizens have.

Details continue to emerge about the "fake hijacking" of an Egypt Air flight.

Oh Lord, no. Some dude in Taipei beheaded a three year old girl in the street.

Some last words from Al Jazeera America, soon to be no more.

V.25 No.13 | 3/31/2016

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The Daily Word in the myth of Millennials, the death of Garry Shandling, and the wealth of white people

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“Younger generations aren't narcissistic, you're just old and mad at them.” Adam Conover lays down some truths.

Racial inequality and wealth distribution are not mutually exclusive.

RIP Garry Shandling.

Why so sad, Ben?

This is so embarrassing. I don't know how to tell you this, but you've been singing “MMMBop” all wrong.

Knife bra, here to protect and serve.

Rock your baby to sleep with some Rihanna lullabies.

Did you remember to return that rental VHS 14 years ago? This guy didn't, and got arrested for it.

V.25 No.11 | 03/17/2016

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The Daily Word in terrorism, stolen UFOs and expensive ships

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A Seattle man has climbed an 80-foot tree and won't come down.

The Navy's new destroyer costs $4.4 billion.

Astronauts may find Easter eggs in newest supply shipment to the International Space Station.

Is there any logic to suicide bombings?

Las Cruces police officer gets nine years for sexual assault; City settles for $3 million.

A UFO has been stolen from a Roswell museum.

A five-year-old girl saved her mother from drowning.

The search for the Brussels attack suspects is on.

ISIS understands propaganda and how to use the media to its advantage.

Still trying to think up a decent April Fools prank?

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The Daily Word in a dusty day in Dirt City, Longmire returns and RIP Rob Ford

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The elderly, small children and those with respiratory conditions are advised to stay indoors as much as possible from noon today until 9am Wednesday due to unusually high amounts of blowing dust in the Albuquerque area.

Netflix series Longmire will film a fifth season in New Mexico.

This year, New Mexico state tax refunds will take six to eight weeks rather than two weeks.

ISIS has taken responsibility for the coordinated bombings in Brussels, Belgium.

Former Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has died of cancer.

Trump barely answers a single question in his interview with the Washington Post editorial board.

Peter Bagge of Neat Stuff and Hate Comics fame has a comic strip on the VICE site.

V.25 No.12 | 3/24/2016

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The Daily Word in Lawsuits, Zoo Escapes and The Easter Bunny

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A Siamang monkey escaped from the Biopark Zoo this weekend and I missed it.

Oklahoma and Nebraska no to the Colorado ganja.

Here comes Peter Cottontail, hoppin’ through a New Jersey mall, throwin’ punches in a brawl.

When Starbucks gives you a little instead of a latte.

HashtagTeamApple.

First impressions are literally everything.

It’s been proven that the early 2000’s will obviously never die. Now what about bringing back those 2000’s fashion trends?

V.25 No.11 | 03/17/2016

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The Daily Word in Transparency, Private Prisons and Chemical Spills

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Read about the state senator responsible for the lottery scholarship.

A south valley couple shares their experiences with living in a neighborhood that bares a disproportionate burden of industrial pollution.

A private prison for noncitizens has likely been providing inmates inadequate medical care.

New Mexico is home to the country's largest methane cloud, but new rules may help alleviate it.

Looks like the New Mexico Legislature is refusing to provide the Attorney General records for criminal investigation of a retired state senator.

But that's not the only questionable thing going on with our local and state officials.

The New Mexico Environmental Department disagrees with KUNM's continuing coverage of a plume toxic dry cleaning chemicals in the ground water in some downtown neighborhoods.

V.25 No.10 | 03/10/2016

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The Daily Word in pregnant dinosaurs, sainthood and Merrick Garland

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Dahling, your neighborhood is just sooooo charming.

#TrumpUniversityMascot is the best hashtag game ever.

The food industry doesn't want you to know which products are genetically modified. Gross.

Also gross: a video of molten copper being poured over a Big Mac ... to no effect.

President Obama has nominated Garland as Scalia's replacement in the US Supreme Court.

Mitch McConnell plans to delay the Senate's vote on the next Supreme Court justice.

Ready for the real life Jurassic Park? Scientists have discovered a fossilized pregnant T Rex!

N.M. has a serious opiate abuse problem so the government has awarded the state $1.7 million for health centers and treatment providers.

Divers in Indonesia found endangered animals trapped in underwater cages.

The Ferguson City Council has unanimously agreed to a DOJ overhaul on its police force and municipal court system.

Mother Teresa may be coming up on sainthood but she was no saint.

V.25 No.11 | 3/17/2016

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The Daily Word in Kellogg's, Pi Day and Richard Simmons

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The fresh smell of construction and unnecessary traffic is in the air.

Politically expressing yourself. Burque style.

What’s inside your Kellogg’s box?

R.I.P Bruiser Woods. Forever in our hearts.

Remember that time when someone took Richard Simmon’s down time from Hollywood as a hostage situation?

A little fun fact about 3.14.

My favorite part about the Presidential Election is Saturday Night Live.

Universal Studios Hollywood welcomes the zombie apocalypse.

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