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V.24 No.51 | 12/17/2015

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The Daily Word in Governor Martinez, unemployment and "driverless" cars

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Gov. Martinez apologizes for the way she handled the noise complaint caused by her holiday party. And apparently the bottles that were thrown off the balcony were just snowballs, which seems like a weird mistake to make.

Unemployment in New Mexico is the worst in the nation.

California DMV decides "driverless" cars are requried to have a driver.

We maybe entering a "post-antibiotic era" but that's nothing a little genetic modification can't solve.

After his arrest, everybody's favorite "pharma-bro" has stepped down as CEO. But don't feel too bad for him, at least he's been released on a $5 million bond.

Finally! A dating site for people like me.

V.24 No.52 | 12/24/2015

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The Daily Word in Susana Martinez, Star Wars, and Islamophobia

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Islamophobia strikes again .

It’s Gov. Susana Martinez’s party and she can get rowdy if she wants to. *Insert hysterically laughing emoji here*.

If I could sigh and roll my eyes any harder at these Planned Parenthood protesters.

No one really cares if Martin Shkreli got arrested. The real concern here is what’s going to happen to Wu Tang’s album.

Amusement parks: Where you have to go through metal detectors and feel unsafe when you’re just trying to have a good time.

Amy Poehler and I are basically the same person because we’re the only two people in the world who don’t care about the new Star Wars movie.

But one another note for you Star Wars nerds out there, check out this video of the cast pretending they’re as cool as Anna Kendrick while they sing an A Capelle version of the movies theme song.

Netflix just wants to be that friend you can count on with cozy socks.

V.24 No.50 | 12/10/2015

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The Daily Word in a new Secretary of State for NM, a mysterious newspaper owner in Nevada and Cosby sues for defamation

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Parts of Santa Fe have 1 gig per second internet now.

Accused child molester from Nob Hill magic shop who fled to Nepal 14 years ago is headed to court after being captured by the FBI.

Brad Winter will be replacing Dianna Duran as New Mexico's Secretary of State.

All Los Angeles area schools are closed today due to a "credible threat".

Bill Cosby is suing seven of his alleged victims for defamation.

DEA must destroy their collection of mass surveillance data.

Nobody knows who the new owner of Nevada's largest daily newspaper is.

Less new magazines started in 2015 and less folded in the same period. Basically we're talkin' less print magazines, folks.

The Texas plumber who's work truck ended up in the Syrian civil war is suing the auto dealer for not removing his business decals and phone numbers.

V.24 No.51 | 12/17/2015

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The Daily Word in Alexander Hamilton, Star Wars and funerals at work

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Hamilton to remain on the ten dollar bill, at least for a little bit longer.

Children crying in their pictures with Santa. Merry Christmas!

In South Korea you can plan your own funeral and even lay in a coffin, right alongside the whole office.

Not into Star Wars? Here's a list of ways to avoid it.

Most awkward part of White House December holiday shindigs? The small chit chat the president and first lady endure while taking pictures with esteemed guests.

Hoverboards are the hot new item this Christmas. Literally. They are catching on fire.

A list and history of a few of the many racist monuments Americans are proud to display.

V.24 No.50 | 12/10/2015

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The Daily Word in real estate, fracking and affirmative action

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A Northeast Albuquerque area bicyclist has died after a hit-and-run last night. APD is looking for information.

Albuquerque Business First says that Fortune magazine claims Trulia real-estate data shows the Albuquerque metro area is the worst place to own a home. You heard it here fourth.

A mailman was shot at by another motorist for "giving him a bad look."

Everybody's favorite new method for extracting hydrocarbons, "fracking," may be coming to Rio Rancho.

Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia made some pretty racist remarks regarding affirmative action. That's probably the greatest argument that could be made about institutionalized racism in our country and the need for affirmative action.

Malfunction

V.24 No.51 | 12/17/2015

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The Daily Word in Saudi Arabian women vote for first time, Wu-Tang Clan and Janis Joplin

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Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time. You’d think this former Oklahoma police officer would have been aware of that.

Taliban fighters left in standoff near Spanish embassy.

Saudi Arabian women get to run and vote in an election for the first time ever and I think that’s pretty awesome.

Cyndi Lauper is just more added proof on why Donald Trump has bad ideas.

The amount of money auctioned on Janis Joplin’s 1965 Porsche could probably pay for my college tuition for the rest of my life.

Wu-Tang Clan drops one copy of their new album and it’s not Bill Murray who bought it.

Major U.S. airlines are saying no to hoverboards.

V.24 No.50 | 12/10/2015

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The Daily Word in food trucks, Hanukkah song parodies and mall Santas

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Food truck ordinance is driving food trucks out of downtown.

Man claims he gave his infant son a bear hug and that's where the injuries came from. Yeah, right.

City of Beijing issues a red alert for smog, closing schools and making cars drive on alternate days.

One photographer is photoshopping herself into other people's old family photos and it's genius.

Mall Santas are totally nailing it this year: from signing for a deaf girl, to laying on the ground with a child with autism, to taking a sleeping pic with a baby.

Happy Hanukkah! I got you something.

V.24 No.49 | 12/03/2015

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The Daily Word in Sunport scares, climate talks and even more gifting

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A security scare briefly shut down the Sunport yesterday.

Defense attorneys in the Boyd trial are seeking a change of venue.

APD and reform monitor James Ginger are stuck trying to reach an agreement on a new use-of-force policy.

The Paris climate change talks are off to an encouraging start.

First Congregational Church held a vigil for victims of last Friday's shooting at a Colorado Planned Parenthood.

Are you super sad that we didn't do yet another gift guide this week? There, there, I found a nerdy one for you. And here's a dogmatically nerdy one.

The heart. The bird. The reckoning.

V.24 No.50 | 12/10/2015

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The Daily Word in Holly Holm, San Bernardino and Snapchat

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New Mexico, your Holly Holm bandwagon is showing.

Does the San Bernardino attack have legitimate ties to ISIS?

Snapchat trying to cover news via their story is like trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen.

Robert Downey Jr. and I have one thing in common and it’s not being able to keep surprises a secret.

The only thing on the internet that I’m obsessed with is Anna Kendrick’s Tweets.

In case you missed it, this local guy’s Target visit has given me uncontrollable feelings that make my heart melt.

On a more emotional note, as if feelings weren’t already uncontrollable, frontman of the Stone Temple Pilots dies at 48.

Pamela Anderson takes one for the team in Playboy’s last nude edition.

V.24 No.48 | 11/26/2015

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The Daily Word in targeting the intrauterine device as a"life-ending divide" and other interesting Christian views

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A former inmate at the old NM state penitentiary is going digging in the exercise yard for buried evidence of illegal organ harvesting.

Albuquerque will have a parade honoring Holly Holm on December 6th.

Here's how the unscrupulous Martin Shkreli became the owner of a pharmaceutical company.

How to spin your failed prediction of the apocalypse.

Pirelli Tires has a nifty 2016 calendar eschewing the usual models and exotica in favor of b&w photographs of respected female artists.

Some anti-abortion groups are working to make insurance coverage of IUDs less common by arguing IUDs are a "life-ending device" that violates the Religious Freedoms Act.

The last king of Ireland rules 150 people on Tory island.

You must hear what this pastor has to say about the audience in Bataclan who deserved to die by virtue of their attending an Eagles of Death Metal concert.

In case you really want to get an idea of how widespread government requests for internet-related personal information, the US released some long lists.

V.24 No.49 | 12/3/2015

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The Daily Word in deadly crash over the weekend, wacky presidential candidates and Chanukah Song update

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Suspected drunk driver kills three over the weekend, says “sorry” before being taken into custody.

Hollow chambers discovered in King Tut's tomb could lead to the discovery of Queen Nefertiti.

Mother and son go missing after finding a 25-pound gold bar in the house.

How do the 2016 presidential candidates plan on eradicating death? Well, at least this candidate has a plan for that.

Don't shoplift, unless you can change your face.

Ted Cruz and I have one thing in common: we both love The Princess Bride.

Never mention a woman's weight, unless you want to get hit upside the head. That's exactly what happened to one guy, after commenting on a stripper's weight at a South Carolina strip club.

Adam Sandler gives the Chanukah Song an update.

V.24 No.48 | 11/26/2015

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The Daily Word in helping homeless, planned parenthood shooting and carbon emission

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Mayor Berry's homeless initiative makes national news.

Albuquerque Game Developers Guild needs a bigger meeting space.

Three killed and nine injured during attack at a Colorado planned parenthood.

Chicago protestors of police shooting marched on a major shopping district yesterday.

Globally, carbon emissions are slowing while power generation and economic activity expands.

"In short order, a monkey has bested seven adult men. This should give you a dim view of human potential."

V.24 No.49 | 12/3/2015

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The Daily Word in Urinating Walls, Black Friday and The White House

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Germany has walls that will make you think twice about urinating on them.

This local diner is going to give you all the feels and remember what holidays are actually about.

Are you a health freak? Well there’s a new type of tattoo just for you.

Incase you missed it, this guy had a lot of balls on Thankgiving.

Black Friday gets wild.

Do you ever just wonder how science is even real? Same.

V.24 No.47 | 11/19/2015

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The Daily Word in escalation in Syria, why Winston Brooks was under investigation by APS and a runaway anchor

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Local media is getting closer to finding out why, exactly, former APS Superintendent Winston Brooks was under investigation by his employer when he resigned.

A former Human Services Department worker has plead guilty to being involved in a conspiracy to defraud the SNAP/food stamps program.

Right before Thankgsgiving, New Mexico Department of Corrections is putting all 11 state prisons on a three day lockdown.

Things aren't getting better since Turkey shot down a Russian plane.

On a less serious note, here's a bestial Thanksgiving turkey story.

Here's a list of things Donald Trump believes are "true".

Trump urinal.

President Obama and French President Hollande gave a joint address this morning.

I could watch this video of a freighter losing control of its anchor over and over.

V.24 No.48 | 11/26/2015

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The Daily Word in pictures of cats, NM food banks and designer genes

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Brussels lockdown results in Belgians tweeting out pictures of cats for a good cause.

San Diego Zoo put down their northern white rhino, now only three remain in the world.

New Mexico's milkshake (weak child porn law) brings all the sex offenders to our yard.

New Mexico scientists working on a spaceship that could reach Mars in days.

Donate, donate, donate! NM food banks need your help this Thanksgiving!

Santa Fe girl helps the homeless by raising money to buy materials to make scarves and hats.

Forget designer handbags, designer babies may become the latest accessory.

How to quell those pesky family arguments this Thanksgiving.

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