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V.24 No.25 | 6/18/2015

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The Daily Word in Sir Christopher Lee, barrel bombs and Einstein.

The Daily Word

Do you have what it takes to escape the NM Escape Room?

Say goodbye to screen legend Sir Christopher Lee.

We are the child, you are the barrel.”

Why you shouldn’t try to have sex with a horse...because you need more reasons not to.

One Last Ride for dead Texas motorcycle gangmember.

Male artist draws feminine products he’s never seen, proving that women’s “stuff” is still a mystery.

Top Chinese security chief gets life term for corruption.

27 Einstein Letters are going on the auctioning block.

ABQ Office of Inspector General officially says TASER contracts were shady.

V.19 No.30 | 7/29/2010

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The Daily Word: in Harmonious Pizza

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honey, can you print me a pizza?

the wheels on the bus...are powered by WHAT?

the universe, or something like it

algorithmic nostaligia machine

pick a belief, any belief

the ancient wisdom of information technology

history as a two way mirror

the world as chorus, in harmony’s tune

you probably shouldn’t litter

V.24 No.23 | 06/04/2015

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The Daily Word in "moist"

Thats right. I said "moist"

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A controversial Baptist BCSO undersheriff has resigned.

There's still no effective measure of marijuana intoxication.

Heads rolled at the Bernco Water Utility after a February sewage spill into the Rio Grande.

We now know why people don't like the word "moist".

Here's a VICE story on the prison from which two prisoners escaped Shawshank Redemption style.

One of the escaped prisoners is well endowed.

Some nuns were trapped in an elevator for three days.

The lost Lester Bangs country album is found!

Manson prosecutor and writer Vincent Bugliosi died.

V.24 No.24 | 6/11/2015

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The Daily Word in naked tourists, aluminum foil and a pool party fiasco

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According to the Malaysian government, an earthquake was caused by naked tourists.

There are no health benefits to eating placenta.

Volcanoes are what killed the dinosaurs.

At a music festival in Germany, a lightning strike sent 33 people to the hospital.

Our favorite fast food chains feature some peculiar menu items in other parts of the world.

A police officer flipped out on some bikini clad teenagers at a pool party in Texas.

People in indigenous tribes don't have back problems.

This photographer captures the human side of pets.

In Florida, a man wrapped his house in tinfoil.

Boz Scaggs turns 71 today!

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The Daily Word in donuts, rabies and the Italian mob

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A Texas resident was the first person to have a partial skull and scalp transplant.

This man sang and played guitar during his brain surgery.

Happy Donut Day! Here are a few creative ways to show your love for donuts.

Smoking reefer could actually improve your mental health.

In local news, a Walmart shopper on Coors unknowingly gave a rabid bat-hitchhiker a lift on her motorized wheelchair.

A man broke into a home in Hobbs, baked himself a potato, and did some yard work.

A 91-year-old man backed into a garage door for kicks.

Technology is shortening your life.

Several dozen politicians and mobsters were arrested in Rome yesterday as the Mayor cracks down on organized crime.

Two years after he blew the whistle on the NSA, Edward Snowden is seeing the fruits of his efforts.

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The Daily Word in tiny frogs, fossil fuels and Mickey Rourke’s new face

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Some very tiny frogs were discovered.

The fossil fuel industry's new campaign to mislead the public may be bordering on racketeering.

Facebook won't leave this Taos man alone, prompting him to sue the company.

ISIS has cut off the water supply to loyalist Iraqi towns.

Check out Mickey Rourke's newest face.

Ice Cube and Dr. Dre are also under attack in Suge Knight’s murder trial.

A shifting gravitational field is causing Pluto's moons to wobble chaotically.

Stephen Hawking is open to assisted suicide.

Ever wondered where the various " Keep Calm" slogans originated from?

Sexpert Dr. Ruth Westheimer turns 87 today!

V.19 No.30 | 7/29/2010

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The Daily Word: The Great Disconnect or the Virtue of Dullness (hint: there is none)

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jesus, not another blog post about robots.

photography kills

can you spot the differences?

in soviet russia, mountain hikes you

dullness does not cost money, but it ain’t free

an answer you’ve always wanted

time is a flat...two dimensional illustration?

humm mmmmmmm

V.24 No.22 | 05/28/2015

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The Daily Word in East Mountains Google drones, a big loss for Big Tobacco and commercials on Netflix

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Super creepy APD action results in yet another payout by the city over excessive force.

Despite a crash involving one of it's large drones, Google continues research and development in the East Mountains area.

APD's SWAT team responded to a domestic violence situation that seems less than SWAT-worthy.

Think the NSA is scary? Meet the NSAC.

Nearly half of Americans can't handle an unexpected expense of 400.00 or more.

Say it ain't so, Netflix!

Learn what is going to (temporarily) change about the Patriot Act.

Confirmation that the TSA exists solely to make air travel a pain in the ass and does not make things safer.

Big Tobacco lost big in Canada today.

V.24 No.23 | 6/4/2015

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The Daily Word in Kim Kardashian and an ice cream named Hitler

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Nazi war criminals in the US are receiving retirement bennies.

There’s a brand of ice cream named Hitler.

This bridge in Paris is being set free.

Kim Kardashian has another bun in the oven.

Illuminating your neurons can retrieve lost memories.

During a concert in TJ over the weekend, Enrique Iglesias foolishly underestimated the power of a drone.

An ex-FIFA official cited an article in The Onion as part of his defense strategy.

Paul McCartney is off the reefer.

A man obsessed with Mila Kunis has escaped a mental facility.

Clint Eastwood turns 85 today!

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The Daily Word in racism, intelligence and the inner thoughts of James Holmes

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A man who underwent a face transplant met the sister of the deceased guy whose face he now wears.

Peoples' strong attitudes can be changed while they sleep using sound therapy.

A Dutch man claims he knows where Natalee Holloway's body can be found.

Would you like to own a racist Dr. Seuss drawing from 1929? The starting bid is $20K.

Hiring really smart people could be a bad idea.

Anheuser-Busch is canning drinking water instead of beer to help flood victims in Texas and Oklahoma.

Jeff Buckley died on this date in 1997.

Here's a glimpse into James Holmes' psyche: Why?

Danny Elfman, Annette Bening and Albuquerque's own Al Unser are celebrating birthdays today! (NSFW)

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The Daily Word in evolution, extinction and the Department of Love.

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Australopithecus deyiremeda is your newest evolutionary ancestor.

STDs are just another reason hookup apps are gross.

The proud name of FIFA is being “dragged through the mud”.

The Iranian Dept. of Love has a new dating website.

A new childrearing battle has arisen: Cat Dad vs. Tiger Mom.

“We’re beautiful like diamonds in the sky.”

We’ll all die eventually but true extinction won’t happen for awhile.

LOL LOL LOL! Wedgie isn’t the only slang in the dictionary now.

Just another reason why dogs are the best.

V.19 No.30 | 7/29/2010

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The Daily Word: in real life vampires and delicious ice cream

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death of the fringes

life imitating art

human evolution 2: electric boogaloo

50 shades of doin it

we all scream for ice cream

nuclear accidents happen

I vant to ve a vampire

bad dog! and pigs and rats. and humans

ready your pitchforks. or just forks. whatever

art is anything you can get away with

NOT THE BEES!!!!!

PRINT IS NOT DEAD!

V.24 No.21 | 05/21/2015

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The Daily Word in vandalized cemeteries, artistic crepes and an officer fatality in Rio Rancho

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A Rio Rancho police officer was shot and killed yesterday.

A couple New Mexico cemetaries were vandalized yesterday, Memorial Day.

A well-known Canadian journalist is accused of inventing facts.

The mom jailed for not allowing her son to be circumcised relented. Snip.

Sales of paper for newspapers are way down. Sales of toilet paper are up.

Check out these amazing super hero crepes.

Early 80's punk rock tv show from L.A., "New Wave Theater", is now complete on YouTube.

Was B.B. King poisoned?

V.24 No.22 | 5/28/2015

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The Daily Word in lightning, moustaches, couch abuse and erectile dysfunction

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Severe weather is killing and disappearing people in Texas and Oklahoma.

Ever wondered who invented Memorial Day?

Protesters in Oakland are protesting the new protest laws.

Daily coffee consumption could be the reason your wiener is working properly.

In the elite world of fabulous facial hair, this man is putting Albuquerque on the map.

Colorado is throwing $100 Million in good taxpayer money after bad for the completion of this colossal construction failure.

While on the way to Ruidoso via motorcycle, a woman was struck by lightning.

A 65-year-old woman gave birth to quadruplets.

A male Flight Attendant was caught smuggling passports in his skivvies and has been sentenced to 5 years in prison.

Robots could take over your job.

It’s the 10th anniversary of Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah’s couch.

A Santa Fe vandal almost won the Darwin Award.

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The Daily Word in sumo wrestling, salmonella, Santolina and Sun Ra

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Barclays plans to build Santolina: an entirely new city just outside Albuquerque.

40,000 bees were found under this woman’s bedroom floor.

See a bee grow up in 60 seconds.

Italy warns consumers of a Prosecco shortage.

A salmonella outbreak in the US linked to sushi tuna has sickened more thank 50 people.

An adult dating site was hacked, publicly revealing its users’ kinky turn-ons.

Judge Judy delivered the commencement speech at Shiprock High.

Here’s a glimpse into the life of a sumo wrestler.

These portly cats and dogs are participating in a pet slimming contest.

Herman Blount, AKA Sun Ra was born on this day in 1914, supposedly on the planet Saturn. Space is the Place!

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