V.25 No.16 | 04/21/2016
The Daily Word in space menses, Vietnamese brides and the moon of Makemake
By Renee Chavez [ Wed Apr 27 2016 2:56 PM ]
Ever pondered space menses?
Hillary Clinton is setting up offices in ABQ.
A local high school baseball team is cheering up a sick teen for her birthday.
This article will bridge the gap in your knowledge of bridges.
There is a massive and awful market in China for Vietnamese brides.
A moon has been discovered that orbits the dwarf planet Makemake.
For all those adults who don't have a squad, here's how to get one.
Curious about demonology?
Don't feel bad, plankton get drunk too.
This is the most polluted city.
V.25 No.17 | 4/28/2016
The Daily Word in Republicans and Lemonade
By Desiree Garcia [ Mon Apr 25 2016 3:03 PM ]
V.25 No.16 | 04/21/2016
The Daily Word in Prince
By Taylor Grabowsky [ Fri Apr 22 2016 1:31 PM ]
Remember that time Prince slayed the Super Bowl Halftime Show?
Prince really liked Finding Nemo.
Prince's religious side.
It's a purple world.
V.25 No.16 | 4/21/2016
The Daily Word in Southwest Airlines, Bernie Sanders and McDonalds
By Desiree Garcia [ Mon Apr 18 2016 2:00 PM ]
The look in Johnny Depp’s eyes speaks to me on an emotional level.
The future is near and I have high blood pressure just thinking about it.
V.25 No.14 | 04/07/2016
The Daily Word in Boko Haram, cute cats and the island of 20,000 graves
By Renee Chavez [ Wed Apr 13 2016 12:05 PM ]
FoodNetwork's "Chopped" is looking for contestants from New Mexico.
On the other hand, some people shouldn't even enter the kitchen for their own safety.
Sandia Peak owners want to ruin the serenity of the Sandias with a goddamn rollercoaster.
Here is the lapel camera video from when the recent Amber Alert ended with the discovery of 9-month-old Ariana.
Boko Haram has proved itself to be even more evil by increasing their number of child suicide bombers 10 fold.
Governor McCrory now wants to protect employee rights but still doesn't see the problem with his anti-LGBT bill.
The island of 20,000 graves is not Stephen King's newest novel.
Two Russian warplanes simulated an attack on a US guided missile ship.
Pictures of animals help improve your mood, so here ya go.
The Daily Word in a Lotaburger makeover, yet another insane-sounding Trump speech and some '70s entertainment
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Apr 12 2016 1:14 PM ]
Lotaburger will be getting makeovers. Bye bye squinty Uncle Sam guy.
If you follow proper procedure, yes, you can keep that 200 pound mountain lion roadkill you found beside the highway.
How the artwork behind politicians giving speeches or interviews is intended to influence our perception of that politician.
At about 51 minutes into this recent speech, Trump starts using the word "win" A LOT.
Does carrying a firearm make you safer? Probably not, but it dramatically changes your perception of the world around you.
Safety Woman educational film from the '70s will make your day. Or maybe you're more of an Osmonds-
V.25 No.15 | 4/14/2016
The Daily Word in New Mexico water, Facebook and Donald Trump’s kids
By Desiree Garcia [ Mon Apr 11 2016 2:55 PM ]
What’s in your water, New Mexico?
When your dad is a Presidential Candidate and you ironically forget to register to vote for the primaries.
Reasons why Facebook will probably never die out like Myspace. #RIPMyspace
This California Starbucks shear didn’t expect this visitor to drop in.
Hide your buns, hide your patties, hide your condiments because the Hamburglar is on the loose.
V.25 No.14 | 04/07/2016
The Daily Word in Alcoholocaust, Area 51 and APD
By Taylor Grabowsky [ Fri Apr 8 2016 12:58 PM ]
APD responds to noise complaint then plays football with neighbor kids.
Kids, you don't need a theme to your beer pong games, especially not this Nazis vs Jews theme—very tired.
Are you more of a legs fish or an assfish?
What better day to discuss drugs than on 4/20, cool job UN.
When a joke goes too far and now you have a cat working for you. It's happened to all of us, right?
Clinton's campaign chairman really wants the juicy deets on all alien information the government is concealing. The truth is out there.
Jump Around no more, Mr. Trump.
V.25 No.13 | 03/31/2016
The Daily Word in High Times 2.0 and the Isle of Wight National Poo Museum
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Apr 5 2016 1:10 PM ]
High Times has plans that basically ape Playboy's '60s expansion into nightclubs and merchandise but with frito pie ... I mean marijuana.
New Mexico Attorney General has cleared the last of the fifteen behavioral health providers of any wrongdoing.
Donald Trump, who is 100 percent scarier without his tan, has a balls to the wall plan that would virtually guarantee both the destabilization of the Mexican state and Mexico paying for Trump's border wall.
A National Poo Museum has just opened on the Isle of Wight.
V.25 No.14 | 4/7/2016
The Daily Word in a weird day for news
By Desiree Garcia [ Mon Apr 4 2016 2:55 PM ]
When you’re a grown adult and you’re stereotyping a young child, that’s when you know you’ve actually failed at being a decent human being.
Simpsons character subtlety comes out as gay and I think that’s super great.
It’s not a phase, mom! I just want to focus on my music right now, you just wouldn’t understand.
V.25 No.13 | 03/31/2016
The Daily Word in Super Serious News Stories
By Taylor Grabowsky [ Fri Apr 1 2016 5:14 PM ]
Teleporting soldiers, what will they think of next?
Canadian supersoldier James “Logan” Howlett's records have been released by Library and Archives Canada.
Need some home insurance for the next four years in case your candidate loses the presidential election? Esurance will cover you.
Running late for a movie and don't want to miss a thing? Give this number a call and an agent will tell you everything that's happening.
Finally, you can recycle used condoms.
Forget Google Glass, try Google Plastic!
V.25 No.12 | 03/24/2016
The Daily Word in male birth control, APD and teachers suing over standardized testing
By Renee Chavez [ Wed Mar 30 2016 1:42 PM ]
Finally! N.M. teachers are suing the State of New Mexico over those useless standardized tests!
APD Officers are heroes for two lost boys left unattended by parents.
The Battle of Moon Mountain rages on.
Johns Hopkins University has performed the first ever HIV-positive liver transplant.
Dudes: Y'all ready for male birth control? It's just a gel.
Pixels are the future of camouflage.
Movie Buffs: Here's what you can look forward to in the month of April.
Police officers will not be charged in the death of Jamar Clark.
The US is increasing its military presence in Eastern Europe.
Remember the Titans? So do we!
The Daily Word in fake plane hijacking secrets,more violence at Trump rallies and goodnight and good luck from Al Jazeera America
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Mar 29 2016 9:20 PM ]
One of the Donald's campaign aides has been charge with assaulting a journalist at a Trump rally.
Sunset Memorial Gardens cemetery lost a WWI veteran's headstone after replacing it with a headstone meant for another man of the same name.
Even repeat offenders have the same civil rights as all citizens have.
Details continue to emerge about the "fake hijacking" of an Egypt Air flight.
Oh Lord, no. Some dude in Taipei beheaded a three year old girl in the street.
Some last words from Al Jazeera America, soon to be no more.
V.25 No.13 | 3/31/2016
The Daily Word in the myth of Millennials, the death of Garry Shandling, and the wealth of white people
By Taylor Grabowsky [ Fri Mar 25 2016 1:17 PM ]
“Younger generations aren't narcissistic, you're just old and mad at them.” Adam Conover lays down some truths.
Why so sad, Ben?
This is so embarrassing. I don't know how to tell you this, but you've been singing “MMMBop” all wrong.
Knife bra, here to protect and serve.
Rock your baby to sleep with some Rihanna lullabies.
Did you remember to return that rental VHS 14 years ago? This guy didn't, and got arrested for it.
V.25 No.11 | 03/17/2016
The Daily Word in terrorism, stolen UFOs and expensive ships
By Renee Chavez [ Wed Mar 23 2016 11:42 AM ]
A Seattle man has climbed an 80-foot tree and won't come down.
The Navy's new destroyer costs $4.4 billion.
Astronauts may find Easter eggs in newest supply shipment to the International Space Station.
Is there any logic to suicide bombings?
Las Cruces police officer gets nine years for sexual assault; City settles for $3 million.
A UFO has been stolen from a Roswell museum.
A five-year-old girl saved her mother from drowning.
The search for the Brussels attack suspects is on.
ISIS understands propaganda and how to use the media to its advantage.
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