V.25 No.20 | 05/19/2016
The Daily Word in politics, cultural appropriation and optical illusions
By Taylor Grabowsky [ Fri May 20 2016 4:18 PM ]
Can you feel the Bern, New Mexico?
Way to take a thousand steps backwards, Oklahoma.
Surprise, surprise: NRA backs Trump.
V.25 No.20 | 5/19/2016
The Daily Word in Sinead O’Connor, Baseball and Burning Birth Certificates
By Desiree Garcia [ Mon May 16 2016 4:03 PM ]
When it doesn’t work the first two times, I mean, it’s obviously going to work the third time, right?
V.25 No.19 | 05/12/2016
The Daily Word in super humans, robot humans and synthetic humans
By Taylor Grabowsky [ Fri May 13 2016 4:31 PM ]
Native Americans face some of the highest rates of suicide, poverty and sexual assaults.
Puerto Rican superhero? Yes, please.
What if your TA was a robot? Wonder no more.
What's up, Friday the 13th.
V.25 No.18 | 05/05/2016
The Daily Word in snake wine, wolf poaching and a feast for 5,000
By Renee Chavez [ Wed May 11 2016 12:30 PM ]
So, uh, stuff has happened in the past on this day.
Make sure to read the fine print in your most recent PNM bill.
Take a look at APD's new use of force policy.
Awwwoooo! Do you have a wolfie heart?
In NY, a feast for 5,000 people was made out of food that would have been thrown away.
New studies show that government culling of wolves increases poaching.
Is Earth really the only habitable planet?
Move over dudes. The salamanders don't need you anymore.
Rare seal pups need the ice that is melting.
Pro tip: Don't drink or make wine with tiger bones in it.
V.25 No.19 | 5/12/2016
The Daily Word The Osbournes, Politics and Storm Troopers
By Desiree Garcia [ Tue May 10 2016 10:26 AM ]
Has anyone seen my eyes? Because they fell out of their sockets from rolling them so hard at this article.
V.25 No.16 | 04/21/2016
The Daily Word in space menses, Vietnamese brides and the moon of Makemake
By Renee Chavez [ Wed Apr 27 2016 2:56 PM ]
Ever pondered space menses?
Hillary Clinton is setting up offices in ABQ.
A local high school baseball team is cheering up a sick teen for her birthday.
This article will bridge the gap in your knowledge of bridges.
There is a massive and awful market in China for Vietnamese brides.
A moon has been discovered that orbits the dwarf planet Makemake.
For all those adults who don't have a squad, here's how to get one.
Curious about demonology?
Don't feel bad, plankton get drunk too.
This is the most polluted city.
V.25 No.17 | 4/28/2016
The Daily Word in Republicans and Lemonade
By Desiree Garcia [ Mon Apr 25 2016 3:03 PM ]
V.25 No.16 | 04/21/2016
The Daily Word in Prince
By Taylor Grabowsky [ Fri Apr 22 2016 1:31 PM ]
Remember that time Prince slayed the Super Bowl Halftime Show?
Prince really liked Finding Nemo.
Prince's religious side.
It's a purple world.
V.25 No.16 | 4/21/2016
The Daily Word in Southwest Airlines, Bernie Sanders and McDonalds
By Desiree Garcia [ Mon Apr 18 2016 2:00 PM ]
The look in Johnny Depp’s eyes speaks to me on an emotional level.
The future is near and I have high blood pressure just thinking about it.
V.25 No.14 | 04/07/2016
The Daily Word in Boko Haram, cute cats and the island of 20,000 graves
By Renee Chavez [ Wed Apr 13 2016 12:05 PM ]
FoodNetwork's "Chopped" is looking for contestants from New Mexico.
On the other hand, some people shouldn't even enter the kitchen for their own safety.
Sandia Peak owners want to ruin the serenity of the Sandias with a goddamn rollercoaster.
Here is the lapel camera video from when the recent Amber Alert ended with the discovery of 9-month-old Ariana.
Boko Haram has proved itself to be even more evil by increasing their number of child suicide bombers 10 fold.
Governor McCrory now wants to protect employee rights but still doesn't see the problem with his anti-LGBT bill.
The island of 20,000 graves is not Stephen King's newest novel.
Two Russian warplanes simulated an attack on a US guided missile ship.
Pictures of animals help improve your mood, so here ya go.
The Daily Word in a Lotaburger makeover, yet another insane-sounding Trump speech and some '70s entertainment
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Apr 12 2016 1:14 PM ]
Lotaburger will be getting makeovers. Bye bye squinty Uncle Sam guy.
If you follow proper procedure, yes, you can keep that 200 pound mountain lion roadkill you found beside the highway.
How the artwork behind politicians giving speeches or interviews is intended to influence our perception of that politician.
At about 51 minutes into this recent speech, Trump starts using the word "win" A LOT.
Does carrying a firearm make you safer? Probably not, but it dramatically changes your perception of the world around you.
Safety Woman educational film from the '70s will make your day. Or maybe you're more of an Osmonds-
V.25 No.15 | 4/14/2016
The Daily Word in New Mexico water, Facebook and Donald Trump’s kids
By Desiree Garcia [ Mon Apr 11 2016 2:55 PM ]
What’s in your water, New Mexico?
When your dad is a Presidential Candidate and you ironically forget to register to vote for the primaries.
Reasons why Facebook will probably never die out like Myspace. #RIPMyspace
This California Starbucks shear didn’t expect this visitor to drop in.
Hide your buns, hide your patties, hide your condiments because the Hamburglar is on the loose.
V.25 No.14 | 04/07/2016
The Daily Word in Alcoholocaust, Area 51 and APD
By Taylor Grabowsky [ Fri Apr 8 2016 12:58 PM ]
APD responds to noise complaint then plays football with neighbor kids.
Kids, you don't need a theme to your beer pong games, especially not this Nazis vs Jews theme—very tired.
Are you more of a legs fish or an assfish?
What better day to discuss drugs than on 4/20, cool job UN.
When a joke goes too far and now you have a cat working for you. It's happened to all of us, right?
Clinton's campaign chairman really wants the juicy deets on all alien information the government is concealing. The truth is out there.
Jump Around no more, Mr. Trump.
V.25 No.13 | 03/31/2016
The Daily Word in High Times 2.0 and the Isle of Wight National Poo Museum
By Geoffrey Plant [ Tue Apr 5 2016 1:10 PM ]
High Times has plans that basically ape Playboy's '60s expansion into nightclubs and merchandise but with frito pie ... I mean marijuana.
New Mexico Attorney General has cleared the last of the fifteen behavioral health providers of any wrongdoing.
Donald Trump, who is 100 percent scarier without his tan, has a balls to the wall plan that would virtually guarantee both the destabilization of the Mexican state and Mexico paying for Trump's border wall.
A National Poo Museum has just opened on the Isle of Wight.
V.25 No.14 | 4/7/2016
The Daily Word in a weird day for news
By Desiree Garcia [ Mon Apr 4 2016 2:55 PM ]
When you’re a grown adult and you’re stereotyping a young child, that’s when you know you’ve actually failed at being a decent human being.
Simpsons character subtlety comes out as gay and I think that’s super great.
It’s not a phase, mom! I just want to focus on my music right now, you just wouldn’t understand.
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