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V.25 No.9 | 3/3/2016

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The Daily Word in losers, assholes and buffoons

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Flying Star may be bought out to save the remaining restaurants.

The first uterus transplant in the U.S. happened this week in Cleveland.

“No-selfie zones” have been set up in Mumbai in response to selfie-related deaths.

These buffoons are actually running for president.

It just gets worse... Christie endorses Trump.

Asshole alert: Indonesia's former Informations and Communications Minister sent out a tweet declaring that all homosexuals should be put to death.

The Oscars are this weekend, so let's take a look back at some of the best loser faces actors could come up with.

V.25 No.7 | 02/18/2016

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The Daily Word in feral children, curving and Guantanamo Bay

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Republicans plan to stop Obama from closing Guantanamo Bay prison.

New laws may close many medical marijuana dispensaries.

The Navajo Nation can finally look forward to clean running water.

Aliens are trying to contact us. Seriously.

The family of Edgar Camacho-Alvarado have filed their intent to sue.

Body painting is a straight up skill.

Got $335,600 to spare? How about a gorgeous Bentley Mulsanne Speed? If you think that's just pocket change, try the "properly hardcore" Aston Martin Vulcan on for size.

Curving--so that's what that weirdness is called.

These are considered the most beautiful bikes.

Daniel and Josh of "Damn Daniel" were on "Ellen."

The UN has carried its first air drop to aid Syria.

Raised by wolves isn't just a saying.

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The Daily Word in whiny Dianna Duran, flying babies and Girls Together Outrageously

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There's a novel idea for restructuring Albuquerque's downtown parking.

In case you haven't heard, a baby flew out of a car and landed next to I-40.

Dianna Duran is whining about the easiest part of her sentence for misappropriating state money.

Hitler had a small penis. No, really. A tiny, tiny little penis.

A woman in Illinois saw a "baby" Mothman.

Capital Hill will introduce a bill that would enforce anti-encryption "backdoors" among big software companies.

Canada may pass a law that would remove criminal liability when someone overdoses.

Most famous groupie ever Pamela Des Barres' animated interview.

V.25 No.8 | 2/25/2016

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The Daily Word in Kalamazoo shooting, Kesha and Apple

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Kalamazoo gunman suspect charged with 6 counts of murder.

Kesha’s court battle with her producer has everyone riled up and it’s for a damn good reason.

My heart strings are about to be tugged right out of my chest because what can be sweeter than this?

Jeb Bush has parted ways with the 2016 Presidential election, folks.

FBI VS Apple. Who will win?

For 2 minutes and 40 seconds I forgot that this Game of Thrones and Donald Trump mashup actually has real footage of things Donald Trump has said.

Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool is the best of all time.

V.25 No.7 | 02/18/2016

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The Daily Word in Dianna Duran, Cannabis and the Nations Kindest City

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Somehow Albuquerque was ranked the Nation's Kindest City. Oh, we were in contention with Detroit. I guess that's how.

"Cheesecake Factory expects strong NM debut," because, you know, that's obviously news.

A tiny home community named "Storybrook" is going to pop up soon. Look for the next season of Once Upon A Time to take place in a new, desert-y setting.

Governor Martinez implies credit for legislation happening.

Your out-of-state relatives should be happy to know about the projected increase of availability for pinon flavored coffee.


"Blah, blah, blah, Diane Duran, blah, blah, light sentencing" says attorney.


NM lawmakers find another way to blow it.

Watch it, buddy

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Sobriety Patrols Through the North East Heights Tonight and Saturday Night

Watch your intake this weekend!

Most Burquenos expect checkpoints and saturation patrols in the downtown and university neighborhoods. Studies have shown, however, alcohol-related crashes don't discriminate between the ABQ valley and the frights.

Whether you're on your way home from the titty bar or bringing a stranger back to the base: call a cab, uber or, well, walk.

Let's be careful out there.

Tavern Taxi: (505)-999-1400
ABQ CAB: (505)-883-4888
Yellow/Checker Cab: (505)-247-8888
Green Cab: (505)-243-6800

V.25 No.8 | 2/25/2016

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The Daily Word in Beyonce backlash, fake doctor and help Leo get the Oscar

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Teen is arrested for posing as a doctor and opening his own medical office.

Nike breaks up with Manny Pacquiao over his gay slur.

President Obama and the First Lady are visiting Cuba in March.

ABC hires Channing Dungey. Why is this so important? She is the first Black president of a major network.

In people are the worst news: dolphin dies after it is passed around for selfies.

Some noteworthy, strange patents that never came to pass.

People still mad about Beyonce's Super Bowl performance.

There's a video game for that. Help get Leo to the Oscar.

V.25 No.6 | 02/11/2016

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The Daily Word in the black hole of Wikipedia

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Following World War I was The Great Emu War of 1932.

Here is a list of sexually active popes throughout history.

I LOVE to make lists. So a List of Lists of Lists is just a thing of beauty.

George W. Bush had special little nicknames for just about everybody.

All praise the Yeti.

You just wish you could claim to be part of the Ministry of All the Talents.

Gonna name my firstborn child Noctcaelador.

The classification of demons is not just a list of your exes.

Bonus video: In case you still (post-Grammys) don't know who the Alabama Shakes are.

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The Daily Word in papal souvenirs, personal submarines and cheap plastic

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A water pipeline that would serve Eastern New Mexico is closer to happening.

No holy dirt shall cross the border.

Endangered Child Alert.

Submarines are the new yachts.

Trump says Rubio is too sweaty.

Someone invented a flat, lensless camera. Or reinvented the pinhole camera, anyway.

Low oil prices are impacting the recycling industry.

V.25 No.7 | 2/18/2016

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The Daily Word in Lawsuits, Kanye West and Saturday Night Live

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Peyton Manning is facing some harsh allegations.

I bet Donald Trump was that kid who got picked last by all his classmates growing up. I mean, what else would explain his ridiculous actions?

But how does one get themselves $53M in debt?

Saturday Night Live has added 10 more years to my life with the most accurate and hilarious skit.

Whole Foods is my real American Dream.

Lady Gaga pays tribute to legendary prince David Bowie.

Life has never been more clear and I owe it all to this life hack that has changed my life for the greater good.

V.25 No.6 | 02/11/2016

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The Daily Word in Scalia's death, setting bail and cannabis oil

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Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia has died.

New Mexico's system of capital outlay will remain business as usual.

There's a new bill proposing to give New Mexico judges more leniency when setting bail.

An Albuquerque child is having their epilepsy treated with cannabis oil with encouraging results.

Construction on the Albuquerque Rapid Transit line could begin as soon as May.

State legislators are making progress toward Department of Homeland Security ID compliance with a new REAL ID bill.

A new house bill make exempt insurers and employers from having to make workers compensation reimbursements for medical cannabis.

V.25 No.7 | 2/18/2016

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The Daily Word in recognizing your privilege, a Peyton Manning impersonator and murder

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In a surprising turn of events, the teen convicted of killing his five family members will be sentenced as a juvenile and could be released by the the age of 21.

83-year-old ex-priest arrested in connection with the death of a young woman in 1960.

Introducing Equipay, an app that divides the bill based on privilege.

Misty Copeland recreates famous Degas paintings, is flawless.

For only $10, you can have a printout of your very own gif.

OK Go's latest music video was shot in zero gravity, seriously.

Jimmy Fallon talks to... Peyton Manning?

V.25 No.5 | 02/04/2016

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The Daily Word in death, asshole lab rats and chess queens

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#1 reason not to perform animal testing: lab rats are jerks.

Further proof that animals are only pretending to be cute.

A rare albino turtle hatched in Australia.

Migrant students are better than your lazy American kid.

Hell yes, women can beat you at chess.

Thinking about death makes you more punitive, religious and conservative.

Fatal insomnia is a thing.

So The Guest has a killer soundtrack. Who knew?

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The Daily Word in the toxic cost of consumerism

Just had to get that upgrade? There is a lake in China filled with the toxic, radioactive sludge that is the byproduct of your new smartphone.

"Santa's elves" work for a pittance mass fabricating your useless holiday trinkets.

V.25 No.6 | 2/11/2016

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The Daily Word in Denver Broncos, Beyonce and Politics

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What’s a better way to celebrate a Super Bowl winning? Trash your own hometown.

Beyoncé? More like Beyon-slaaay.

Because what’s an event without someone stirring up irrelevant controversy?

You’re a bad feminist if you don’t vote for Hillary Clinton. I forgot that’s the fastest way I get sent to the depths of hell.

The Clintons v. Sanders. Yikes.

My actual goal in life is to be like Snow White and befriend and home animals.

Be a homie and help your community.

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