The Daily Word 03.02.11: Charlie Sheen, Rio Rancho Red Light Cameras, 3-D Porn
House passes interim budget bill, averts government shutdown for another two weeks.
Red light cameras coming to Rio Rancho.
US arrests 678 gang members across the country yesterday.
Sen. Orrin Hatch: (Obamacare is a) "stupid, dumbass program."
Mike Huckabee: (Obama) "grew up in Kenya with a Kenyan father"
The Ohio senate is calling an unborn child as a witness in an upcoming abortion bill hearing. NOT CREEPY AT ALL!
How will the whole Charlie Sheen thing end?
Rutgers allows men and women to share the same dormroom.
New potatoes are being bred to make better potato chips.
Did you ever hear the story about the lifeboat at the end of the world?
Japanese researchers have created a genetically engineered mouse that tweets like a bird.
Newly discovered dinosaur had the most powerful kick ever.
Japanese Burger King's are selling an egg-topped hamburger.
Watch the hummus commercial where where a grandmother calls her granddaughter a prostitute.
Gallery of the least intimidating pictures of Ice Cube.
Who owns the rights to Betty Boop?
Quinten Tarantino has finished writing his spaghetti Western.
Penthouse announces 3-D porn channel for Europe.
Google goes to war against content farms.
The Daily Word 05.12.10: Plane Crash, Another Lost iPhone, 3D Nudes
Libyan plane crashes near Tripoli, killing more than 100, a 10-year-old boy is the only survivor.
WTF China? A fifth (!!!) Chinese kindergarten class is attacked by a knife-wielding maniac.
Good news! The oil companies are not at fault for the Gulf Coast oil spill.
David Cameron is the UK's new Prime Minister.
Albuquerque corrections officer is arrested for smuggling drugs to inmates.
14-term West Virginian Congressman loses his primary election to a more conservative Democrat.
Someone is poisoning Afghan schoolgirls.
Apple loses another iPhone prototype.
A new study says the earth may be too hot for humans by 2300.
What should you do if your 'epic boobs' become an Internet meme?
74-years-ago today: The Dvorak Keyboard is patented.
Never trust the the automatic tip-calculator at the bottom of your receipt.
These new Coke machines can make 104 different flavored drinks.
Who was the last person to play Halo 2 multiplayer and why does he have so much free time?
Here are nine movies being remade for no apparent reason.
Finally, someone invents a cone of silence.
After suffering an epic 4-0 loss, a Seattle soccer team is offering refunds.
Mr. Show is probably the best American sketch-comedy show ever made. Here is someone's list of their Top 10 sketches. My list would have included Wicked Scepter, Ronnie Dobbs, Marylyn Monster, It's Insane This Guy's Taint! and my all time favorite Change For a Dollar.
Time Waster Alert: the rest of your day will be spent watching Mr. Show clips.
I wonder what the the cast of The Love Boat is up to?