Actor Paul Walker died in a car crash.
A New York train derailment killed four.
A young man set himself on fire live on 4chan.
It’s beginning to feel a lot like Krampus.
Spiders are bringing sexy back.
Dad shares five years’ worth of sandwich bag art.
Rest in peace, ugliest dog of 2007.
Why are alien abductions so darn sexy?
Meet the 100mph bike.
There was another APD shooting yesterday.
Mayor Berry was sworn in for his second term.
Happy birthday Sarah Silverman.
Mitt Romney wins the New Hampshire primary.
New Mexico schools are doing better than expected. Hooray for low expectations!
A Georgia third-grade math teacher in trouble for his slavery related math problems.
China has a serial killer problem.
Free ponies if Vermin Supreme is elected president!
New study shows child abuse rate at zero percent in lesbian households.
New Jersey Assemblyman dies in Statehouse after final vote of the session.
TSA finally clarifies the raging carryon cupcake controversy.
300 workers at a Chinese Xbox factory threaten mass suicide.
They're having a FUCKIN' SALE in Osaka.
Do prisoners have the right to masturbate?
Did bigfoot ever really exist?
The first details on the live action Star Wars TV show are not good.
Breaking Bad's Giancarlo Esposito lets Reddit ask him anything.
Try not to laugh at this reporter.
4chan fashion advice.
Tea grown panda poo has a "mature and nutty taste."
Six things you'll pay more for in 2012.
If this doesn't convince you not to get your wang tattooed I don't know what will.
It's ok to hate a six-year-old girl, right? Cuz I really hate this six-year-old girl!
Is this a foul or a fail?
Republicans gave away the debt ceiling fight.
The House fails to pass the Bulb Act.
Americans are having fewer children.
The Westboro Baptist Church chickens out of protesting Betty Ford's funeral.
Bronze letters stolen from buildings in Belen.
Recall elections begin in Wisconsin.
OUTRAGE after Michelle Obama eats a hamburger.
Ron Paul is retiring from Congress to focus on losing his presidential election.
Why the dollar store is a ripoff.
Bring your protractors to Pittsburgh.
The National League wins the All-Star Game.
Some dog hates Morrissey almost as much as I do.
L.A. is preparing for Carmageddon.
I've been a Netflix member since 2000, and in that time they've never raised my rates, but what the hell Netflix?
Greatest headline ever.
Best ever cover of They Might Be Giants' Istanbul (Not Constantinople).
The last know surviving dinosaur was the triceratops.
What is a derecho?
Front row on world's steepest roller coaster.
Five million 4chan posts visualized.
Decorum breakdown at House hearing.
Santa Fe's only hospital caught dumping illegal medical waste.
Crazy video from latest Oklahoma tornado.
High speed chase on the west side.
Top 10 business emails you should never send.
Ridiculous tips for a miserable sex life.
Woman sues airline over her unborn baby's food poisoning.
Coffee price hikes outpaces gas prices.
New research suggests that 4chan users are mostly 9-5ers.
Man attacks woman with a pool noodle over a rotting watermelon shaped like a human head.
Already with the top 10 new species of 2011?
How about one more article on Lost?
Winners of the Best Optical Illusion of the Year contest.
Which state is the sweariest?
Pizza! + Lasagna! = Pizzagna!!
Why don't you have a man like this in your life?
Edwards James Olmos joins the cast of Showtime's Dexter.
VH1 is bringing back Pop Up Video!
Comedienne Lisa Lampanelli talks about her battles with the Westboro Baptist Church.
For guitar nerds only: interview with Eddie Van Halen.
Elizabeth Edwards dies after a six-year battle with cancer.
Obama is defending his agreement to extend the Bush-Era Tax Cuts.
4chan splinter group Anonymous is attacking enemies of Wikileaks.
After 7 months in space, the secret X-37B robot space plane returns.
Bonding-out of Albuquerque jails is getting more expensive.
Attempted kidnapping in Santa Fe thwarted.
Republican Congressman tries to crowdsource an attack on science.
The FBI thinks the new Video Barbie Doll could be used for child porn.
Old Navy sells sweaters with swastika buttons.
Are you a rich jerk who wants to watch first-run movies at home? That'll be $20,000.
Where in America is the perfect place to commit a crime?
Japanese satellite Akatsuki fails to enter Venus' orbit, won't get another chance for seven years.
McDonald's in the Czech Republic is introducing five New York-themed hamburgers.
F/X cancels Terriers. I'll never love again.
John Lennon's final interview is released on the 30th anniversary of his murder.
Water main break in the Heights last night.
For 18 minutes this April, China hijacked the internet.
Germany warns of terrorist attack.
Better stock up on your 4Loco before it's banned in New Mexico.
Amazing collection of animated gifs you won't find on 4chan.
Gizmodo obtains 100 leaked body scans.
I'm not sure what to think of this weird ring ufo.
Artifacts from King Richard II's tomb rediscovered.
The best moments from Sarah Palin's Alaska.
Only eight days until Thanksgiving.
dork loser psycho Harry Potter fan.
Los Cuates is going to open a restaurant at the Sunport.
Paleontologists in Pittsburgh reveal the worlds largest lungfish.
Hey nerds! Here's the trailer for the Green Lantern movie.
Two weeks after I buy this personal pie maker I will be dead.
Modern canning was invented 261 years ago today.
Bill Nye The Science Guy collapses during speech.
Bookmark this page for when McDonald's stops making the McRib.
NM Secretary of State fired two employees after they met with federal investigators.
President Obama opposes an extension of the Bush tax cuts.
Arizona Republican runs "street people" as Green Party candidates.
Unemployment may rise to 10 percent.
Mark David Chapman denied parole.
California newspaper is upset that a city council member likes to play Mafia Wars.
Three year-old tests positive for meth, stay classy Albuquerque!
I wish I could visit the Soviet arcade game museum.
Comedian Robert Schimmel was killed in a car accident this weekend.
French newspaper runs a tasteless September 11th ad.
Rodney King marries a juror from his 1991 trial.
Chicago Mayor Richard Daley announced he is ending his 21-year run as mayor.
Missing reporter uses his captor's cell phone to tweet his location.
The guy who wrote the Jump The Shark episode of Happy Days is unhappy with the phrase Jump The Shark.
Does your weird uncle speak Teabonics?
Diet soda probably makes you fat.
Vegetarian's won't be buying the new issue of Vogue.
What is your superuseless superpower?
Hubble Space Telescope catches cool image of pre-planetary nebula.
Exactly how degrading is it to sell Jell-O shots?
Science figures out the sexiest dance moves, with science!
Consumer reports rates the best and worst fast-food burgers.