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V.21 No.51 |

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The Daily Word in beauty pageants, bilingual dogs, maple syrup, and a disgraced former APD cop returns to Albuquerque

By Geoffrey Plant [ Thu Dec 20 2012 9:03 AM ]
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Rogue APD cop who served part of his lengthy sentence in Pelican Bay is back in town.

Miss Las Cruces resigned her title after being charged with DWI.

Miss USA is Miss Universe.

A "driving under the influence of marijuana" charge was filed against a man in Washington state.

The President of France came close to apologizing to Algeria for all the crap it went through under French colonization.

Colorado, Mayan apocalypse and the inspiration for Indiana Jones.

Anchorman 2 will be released one year from today.

Get yer bulletproof backpacks heah!

Authorities in Canada have recovered two thirds of the stolen national strategic maple syrup reserve, arrested three.

Montreal passed a bylaw requiring dogs to respond to commands in both English and French.

Here is a collection of the main title sequences from all the James Bond films.

A huge mall is set to be built in a town of four in Sweden.

Good, if short, NYT Willie Nelson interview.

Unusual menstrual pads.

Andy Richter can help you come out this holiday.

Samuel L. Jackson and Anne Hathaway find out who's movie is more depressing.


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V.21 No.46 |

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The Daily Word in MacAfee, Pabst, Twinkies and WTF am I going to do with all these Coyote Pelts?

By Geoffrey Plant [ Sat Nov 17 2012 4:20 PM ]
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Owner of the Los Lunas gun store sponsoring coyote hunt may give the resulting pelts to the homeless.

This Truchas Penitente has a purpose in life.

The Rio Grande Sun actually used the headline "Man Shot in Drug deal Gone Bad."

The Ten Commandments monument finally unveiled in OK City has spelling errors.

The Albuquerque Hostess Outlet Stores shelves were nearly empty on Saturday, a widespread phenomenon as Twinkies panic peaks.

Pabst and Twinkies.

You have virtually no digital privacy/rights.

BBC pedophile libel Twitter.

This woman died because Irish law allows NO abortion.

These Israeli soldiers look like they're on a Banana Republic catalog shoot.

D-bag bar promotion.

Tesla was kind of a Nazi.

Earth to Major MacAfee.

More on Facebook's page reach limiting.

IKEA furniture was made by East German forced Labor.

There's a Bond exhibit going up at the D.C. spy Museum.

On this day in 1938, Gordon Lightfoot was born, ensuring that he would be around to write the song Canada's grocery stores play every minute of every hour of the day forever and ever.


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V.21 No.46 | 11/15/2012

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The Daily Word in Bob Schwartz, Call of Duty and a garage murder-suicide.

By Nick Brown [ Tue Nov 13 2012 10:13 AM ]
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Bob Schwartz died.

General John Allen is ensnared in Operation Secret Girlfriend.

TS Eliot’s widow Valerie died.

Five are dead in a tragic garage murder-suicide.

The eye in the drain.

What’s Hillary Clilnton’s favorite TV show? Hint: it’s not as funny as Green Acres.

Futuristic bionic hand scares children.

What’s in a crazy person’s suitcase?

Cyber attacks are on the sneaky rise.

Should your church influence your voting?

Call of Duty” is linked to Call of Not Feeling Well Today (Cough).

A pine marten turns up.

A woman ran over her husband for not voting.

The World Pole Dancing Championship.

Petitions have been filed for 20 states to secede from the nation. Presumably because Romney didn’t win.

The scary Black Jesus will steal your soul.

Victoria’s Secret apologizes for a tasteless and culturaly insensitive sexy Indian costume.

Look at these cool paper sculptures.

I somewhat disagree with this list of greatest Bond songs.

There’s a body in a burnt car south of Belen.

A man called 911 and confessed to a 1991 murder.

Happy birthday, Dack Rambo.

Thanks to Constance Moss and Susan Petersen for the excellent links!

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V.19 No.48 |

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The Daily Word 12.08.10: 4chan Defends Wikileaks, Elizabeth Edwards Dies, Chrome Has No CAPSLOCK

By Tom Nayder [ Wed Dec 8 2010 9:38 AM ]
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Elizabeth Edwards dies after a six-year battle with cancer.

Obama is defending his agreement to extend the Bush-Era Tax Cuts.

4chan splinter group Anonymous is attacking enemies of Wikileaks.

Wounded Army vet accused of stalking member of the Westboro Baptist Church (yea, those guys).

After 7 months in space, the secret X-37B robot space plane returns.

Bonding-out of Albuquerque jails is getting more expensive.

Prison fire in Chile kills 83.

Attempted kidnapping in Santa Fe thwarted.

Republican Congressman tries to crowdsource an attack on science.

GOOGLE'S CHROME LAPTOP WON'T HAVE A CAPSLOCK KEY.

The FBI thinks the new Video Barbie Doll could be used for child porn.

Old Navy sells sweaters with swastika buttons.

Are you a rich jerk who wants to watch first-run movies at home? That'll be $20,000.

Where in America is the perfect place to commit a crime?

Japanese satellite Akatsuki fails to enter Venus' orbit, won't get another chance for seven years.

McDonald's in the Czech Republic is introducing five New York-themed hamburgers.

F/X cancels Terriers. I'll never love again.

Is $3 wine any good?

John Lennon's final interview is released on the 30th anniversary of his murder.

Happy birthday Sam Kinison.

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